it has been arranged and at this early date i have rsvp's from around 30 folks. i truely think this will surpass our july fiesta of 50 internet savvy mongers. i understand that their will be represtentives from 4 different internet groups.

we each pitched in with a couple of bucks for some good eats last time and the gentleman from the restaurant is aware of our invasion and wil have carne asada available as well. manager is putting together the lesbian floor show again, and chicas will be brought in from other bars. please feel free to invite any favoritas from the street or other bars. we have had guests from almost every bar in zona norte in the past, and i am going to work on getting some daytime street chicas to stop by.

if you are lurking and have ever thought about attending, get off your fucking ass and get down here. everyone leaves with a story. hell maybe we will have a pussy raffle. we use to have them at these things. i think we can bring it out of retirement.

more info will be made available later.

Are we going to see another return of Sampson in the pool with lesbian chicas or will it be Ben in the pool with the THREE PIES!!! I vote for Ben with the three pies, not to see Ben naked but the three pies naked. Can't wait till the 30th with Ben and the three pies as the main event.

hell William, if your wish comes true you will have to come ealry. you know this old man had to be in bed by 9pm.

I may be in bed by 9:00 P.M. that night, but I will not be alone.

No Milkman. I am not talking about you!

This time Ben and I will have our connecting room door open for the revolving chicas to rotate between us. Milkman you can join Sampson in his room together.

William,

I like the way you think.

How about a foursome of Cutie Pie and Sugar Pie?

And no Milkman, you are not invited.

thanks for the invite sampson, and thanks for giving me the heads up a few weeks early..i was there for the march fiesta and had a blast, i hope that jd and kandew will be there too...

when did William learn about the lower case.

Hey Happyboy,

got my airline ticket bought and paid for, barring anything unforseen myself and a TJ newbie will be there.

I think I read Roberto will be there.....
MrBill in his own words is "pussywhipped by a hooker". Don't think he'll be there

countin down the days

I think we'll just say that Mr. Bill has been Baby-Wiped.

Who's Tuffer ?

Mr Bill Youngbrig or Ernie from Sesame Street ?

has ernie been to a fiesta?

man lay off mr bill, he is actually going to off to visit stateside..yeah he is baby whipped too.....

No but he will probably make the next one !!

What is Stateside a mental hospital ?

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i've been out of town for most of the last week, but i've already had chicas from the street asking if it was this saturday. you would think the super bowl is coming to tj.

Congratulations on making bail!!

maybe some of you can take up a collection, i might need bail again. yeah i know this crowd would love to see me stay in. party is shaping up nicely. 9 days and counting.

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Hoping to make this one! I have missed every fiesta since I have been on the board.

Ok...plan to be in TJ that weekend. How about the 411. Where?When?What to bring? I definitly dont want to be left out this year.

Srfrog

Scheduling conflicts have caused me to miss the two most recent parties. I will definitely make this one. I ran into a certain someone on Thursday evening and he informed me that there will be a few surprises this time. See you all there....Bosco

SrFrog, look forward to seeing you and sincarneconqueso as well. party starts at 7:30 and please bring a few dollars to contribute to the pollo and carne asada. we normally take turns buying buckets of beer and possibly i can negotiate a lower rate than the normal $15.

i've got around 50 rsvp's now, and we have never had a smaller number attend than the rsvp count. certainly is not necessary to warn us of your attendence, but is welcomed.

lurkers please come out of hiding. i can't emphasize enough how much fun and networking we do at these things.

I attended one of these Fiestas a while back and met Sampson, Milky, HeadinSouth and several others. It was a good time.

Since then, I've been hanging out on the South America part of this board and have made some trips to Argentina and Brazil. It just might be time to head back to TJ for another Fiesta.

I'll probably see you guys there.

Sterling

Guys; I sure want to experience this bachanal, but, i'm now in PI with a few days back in Bangkok. nevertheless, just keep posting on the events, hope i can make it next time.///

Is there gonna be free beer this time? If there's free beer, I'll be there.

unfortunately the beer will not be free this time pal. i would hate you to miss all the fun, because of a beer or two. hell maybe i will sneak one out of benīs bucket for you.

Looks like I will be attending this one. I think I have missed the last 2. I just booked a room in San Ysidro, I have stayed at VZ but crossing the border Sunday can be a nightmare.

fichas went up to $6. not sure if that is because we are coming or not, but all the same their has been a price change. will visit with manager this evening to firm up details.

6 dollars in not a problem
but the problem is you need girls to at least sell fichas

I was not at the last Fiesta as no one important was there, but I was told by SugarPie that there were a lot of tight bastards who only wanted to eat and drink and would not buy drinks for the ladies.I ask her what was wrong with that?

She did not think I was funny.

Well I was told by a very well respected member of this board that there was only a few La Tropa chicas and the rest were imported and left right after the show.

No one wanted to buy sugarpie any fichas becuase you priced her out of reality and you say she only have sex with you so why would anyone waste thier money !!!

Like Boston Bill said you ruin the market for the regular guys !!

Geeezz,

What the fuck did I ever do to you?

Every post you have made in the past week is a personal attack on me.

If you don't stop I am going to tell Hombre!!!!

It is true that I have never seen Sugar Pie floating so freely as she was that night...normally she is in deep romantic rapture with the sloppiest borracho in the joint. I would have put her on my own plate but I am trying to get back on various diets.

erip, everyone should have pie in their diet. cum to think of it i think everyone does.

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Well, as I explained to the four cuties that showed up from Hong Kong en mass at the last fiesta, most of those guys who were all so interested in each other that they ignored these four very cute HK dancers were gay....

Or so I tried to convince them...

I heard that, you bastards.

hahaha @ MrBill

Did Baby unleash ya, long enough
to go to the fiesta????????

good to see you post again.......pussywhippedboy

;)

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Took me a damn while to find out it starts at 730pm. La Tropa is where? Next to AB? No. On revolucion right? Damn its 530pm and I'm still in L.A....

Hi guys

First off things were kind of hectic. Sampson was not able to make the fiesta so I had to fill in for Sampson at the last minute. I looked everywhere for a Bruce Springsteen t shirt but couldn't find one so I just dressed in my normal clothes.

I discussed the fiesta with William and Ben while I was treating them to lunch the day before. We shared ideas and thoughts about the fiesta. Ben deserves a lot of thanks for bringing the chips and pies and taking care of the prize money.

I got to La Tropa and talked with Lilly - the day manager, I already have a nickname for her so start calling her "Lillypad" I told her who I was and that I fired Sampson and that a bunch of us would run the show. At first she thought it was canceled because Sampson wasn't around but I told her it was still on and to hurry up and get chicas as the only girls there were Nicky and myself.

I had to do a couple things for a friend so left La Tropa and ran into Nayarit and we talked for a bit. After doing a few errands I went back to La tropa and Nayarit and another guy from another board were there dwinking and chatting. First thing I did was tell them to turn the damm music down or faces would be wrapped!

The more people started to show up and before we know it around 40 people showed up. We could not start the party until Erip and Ronin got there so once they did the party started.

I told both managers that the girls at these parties are wallflowers and need to mingle with the guys instead of sitting around asking who's fucking who's boyfriend sin condom. They agreed that the girls should get more involved and told me they would talk to them.

Ben of course had to show of by bringin some new chicas and had another episode with Honeypie. I think he likes doing these episodes during our fiestas

We had a few games that we wanted to do but I was constantly at differences with one of the managers about the timing of these events. Finally we started the banana contest. Now picture this Milky of all people is telling the guys that he needs to shove a banana in their pants so the girls can walk around feeling everyone up and the girl who finds it gets 33 fucks. Special thanks to the tuff guy that donated an extra 3 fucks to the prize money. I took a bunch of guys to the bathroom which is pretty normal for me anyway and Hornymike was the "victim" for this game.

Now the funny part is when I asked the girls to participate they stood there like sticks in the mud and wouldn't look for the banana! I blame Erip for this as he was supposed to prep the girls by putting his banana on a waiters plate all walk to each girl but didn't follow through!

So now poor HornyMike is walking around the party with a fucking 7 inch banana in his shorts . The banana show was delayed for nearly 2 hours! All I know is he was walking around with a smile the whole time while the big banana was pressing against his banana.

The strip show started and it was OK then the lesbian show started and it was pretty dam good. I tried to get Avisar onto the stage but for some reason he didn't want to do it then all of the sudden who walks in?

The famous monger DICKJOHNSON !!! Within seconds I said for him to come with me and before you could say "Ben is Old" he was getting stripped of his clothes and was being raped by 2 fully naked chicas covered in Shaving cream?
He was puzzled beyond belief thinking "what has Milky got me into ?"

Then time to take of his shorts to show his big fella and boy did poor dickjohnson put up a mighty struggle. we were all having a laugh and then I was pushed onto the stage by this tall thin Japanese man screaming GFE GFE !!!

Luckily I didn't get into the show as it would have been pretty ugly having me and DickJohnson naked covered in Shaving cream. I think that would end all fiestas

Dick was getting a face full of pussy and a girl humping him at the same time while still thinking how he got into this mess. We never got to see His Johnson but I am sure it was happy

He jumped into the shower with the 2 chicas and got washed off and was the highlight of the night. I think that will be the new thing we have for every party one party newbie will be cast into the pit of lesbians

After the girls danced we finally did the banana show this time we put up 8 tuff guys on stage and 5 or 6 girls to look for the banana. Within seconds Lucy and another chica homed in on the banana and beat the balls of poor HornyMike. Do you guys remember the feeling of having your balls kicked or lightly squished between your legs well just picture going through that for about 5 minutes and now you know how Hornymike feels. The guy was talking like Mariah Carey the rest of the night.

There was no fights this time and we did miss a few people that I thought would be there. Thanks to all that showed up and I hope you enjoyed yourself.

Erip , Ronin , Bosco, Chiquito and Nemo , HdRider and buddy , Innocent , Ben , Silver , Easy , Bobmenow Ejack , Maximus473 , Lancer ,Groovees , Jocannon , Justdan and happyboy from Az showed up !! Catocony made a lot of guys happy buy showing up he now has a cult following after his shred Ben to bits posts. What3ver and his friend C funny and a lot of lurkers. Sorry is I missed anyone.

Last night was fun and perhaps we will be open to new places to have the next fiesta.
La tropa is a fun place and they do treat us well but behind the scenes things didn't run so smoothly as I wanted them too.

thanks for everything guys
Milkman

Congratulations to Ben, he was the winner of the Tijuana Report competition with "One Sick Bastard".

As a reminder there is a $30 award for the winner of the Fiesta write-up competition. If any of you have interesting stories from Saturday night, let us know so Milkman will have some competition. Deadline will be 9/8/03 to enter (a week from today). Please confirm your entry via email to support@clubhombre.com or the Support Form.

i had a blast again, thanks for the party, milky, and ben, erip, lancer and the other hombres... the dickjohnson incident was hilarious...next time, we need to get someone to wrestle the chicas in a baby pool filled with oil and shaving cream... JD and I had a good time, JD ended up hooking up with one of the ladies at La Tropa.... cant wait for the next one..