PONCE DE LEON & THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH;

During the last weeks with my recent ex-favorita/(casi mi novia - I was totally in love), our friendship faltered and so did my erection. For about 2 weeks after breaking up, I couldn't sustain an erection long enough to insert it into prospective replacements, let alone fuck for a few minutes. I was beginning to think I would never fuck again.

Then along came Guadalupe. This girl loves to fuck ! In a recent 14 hour (2,000 pesos ~ $185) get-together, I came at the beginning, we went to the movies, dancing, dinner, and back to the hotel to sleep. As she had to leave at 5:00 AM and catch a morning plane, She woke me at 4:30 AM (my weekday getup time) and fucked my lights out, kissed me and left. That's twice - about 12 hours apart. I felt better than I have in a year or two..

Then I showed up in Tijuana mid-day, mid-week, for a child's birthday party. As I was early, I got a 2:00 PM (until 3:30 PM) massage from my SG friend who used to be a nurse. (For over a year I have refused her advances sexually - but it pays the same)

About half way through, I got bored and said "Blow me". She happily complied - for about 30 minutes. Then I hopped on and finished in missionary - exquisite.

Afterwards I went to the site of the party and discovered that, due to family wrangling, they had changed the date of the celebration without telling me. I left.

As I couldn't ask my boss for another 1/2 day off. I decided to make the best of it.

I stopped by Bar El Fracaso looking for (the girl I call) my grandaughter, but couldn't find her. I walked around in the alley and spotted Maite/Lizbeth, who looked rather frantic. She doesn't get much trade and is an opportunity for someone to fare well. But I passed on her.

About 6:30 PM, I headed down in the approximate direction of SG Sophia (Hotel Michoacan), but as I rounded the corner, I spotted this tall beauty I had once enjoyed. I made her the usual offer - the "Pauncho Standard - Plus". 150 pesos for totally nude, all positions, tit-sucking allowed. (Yes, I overpay these girls.)

The truth of the matter was that I didn't even have the beginnings of a hard-on, but I wanted to be with her. There was no way she could put a condom on a limp noodle the size of my thumb. So I asked her (in Spanish) "Touch me a bit so I can get hard, OK ?".

She reached down and examined me, even took a whiff. "What the ?...." I thought. She then commenced to give me an unbargined-for BBBJ with a gentle sweetness that I savored. I got hard as hell - in a hurry.

Then I sucked her big tits and we had sex - again, exquisite. Then I realized, "PONCE de LEON, YOU GOT NOTHING ON ME ! - Twice in four hours !"

Now I realize that this is nothing to you young studs, but just a week-and-a-half ago, I was wondering if I would ever fuck again.

It was W.C.Fields, wasn't it, who said "You are only as old as the woman you feel." I am more than 3 times her age, but I felt 18 for a few minutes there.

I returned to Bar El Fracaso, but nothing interested me. I went to "Club LapDance" and did a ($20.00) privada with the new girl. When I whipped out my cock and put her hand on it, she grabbed it and rubbed. But when I tried to pull aside her G-String and slip it in, she told me that we'd have to retire to "the room", but that she charged $150.00 for this.

I declined, saying "You are a million dollar girl", but I can't afford it.

I left and went to Bar Chiapas (Name fictional, but descriptive). I refuse to identify this bar due to the predatory reputation of Master Bates as regards round women.

It was "A"'s night off, Danny (a she) was busy, but Connie strolled by. Although she had totally pissed me off a couple of weeks before, I was again attracted to her pert looks - Round, Brown, & Beautiful. I sat her down and we exchanged apologies for prior behaviors.

This time she was not kissing me to death - in fact, not at all. I told her that in my life, no one had ever kissed me like she did that night (she was more than a bit drunk). We cuddled and talked. As our waitress was "A"'s sister, she probably heard about this within the hour. I bought her a couple of ficha beers and we hugged and talked some more.

A prior week, I had given her a 'Children's stories CD' for her daughter's birthday. I asked how it had gone. She told me that the kids were thrilled. Then she said slyly, "But when I went to the DJ's booth to hear it, I saw that you had given "A" TWO (2) CDs, and me only one....(she didn't quite whine...but I could see her tuning up her antennae for my answer)".

"Well, actually -" I said, "The CD I gave you was for your daughter's birthday. I didn't give YOU one; Because I don't know what you like." I then pulled out my list of Mexican singing groups that I have CDs of, and asked her which she liked. Out of my list of about 30 artists, she only liked two. To this I added El Morro's "A Bailar El Gusanito" for her kids.

I told her I had to leave, but when I got up to go, she said she'd accompany me to the door. We stepped outside and she got a bit friendly. I asked if she was hungry, and we ended up going to the seafood cart across the street from the nearby Bar Kinkle (Yes, Milky-landia), where I bought a shrimp cocktail for her. She then laid a super grab on me and kissed me thoroughly - I participated in this.

Afterwards, I returned to the states. Not bad for a fucked-up mid-week birthday trip.

I returned home, and am now burning disks to fulfill promises. I AM looking forward to next weekend.
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The next weekend was not remarkable in any way.
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May 15 & 16, 2004 Trip Report - Sr Pauncho Plumbs (the Depths of) las Panochas in Putalandia & Pays Too Much !!!

This was the weekend that I was to have a surplus of sexual recourse - The (new) tall beauty, Marta who had just returned - and Guadalupe was to return Sunday - from Mexico City. What's a boy to do ???

Saturday morning I hopped on the Santee trolley at 6:30 AM in the hopes of encountering the tall beauty. She was nowhere to be found. I opted not to cruise the entire alley to avoid Marta - who I was holding in reserve in case I couldn't find someone better.

So I went out to breakfast, then returned to the happy hunting grounds (the alley). She's a little hard to find, doesn't work many hours.

The tall beauty was there. She said that when she didn't see me earlier, that she thought I wasn't coming. Well I wasn't - not yet !

Thanks to an astute monger, I now know about Hotel Los Monitos, that charges $5.00 per hour. As an hour was what I had in mind, I told her "Instead of paying you 450 pesos ($40) for 45 minutes + 150 pesos [3 ratos] to the hotel, why don't we go Los Monitos and pass an hour for 600 pesos ($54) ? It's better that you get the money than the hotel get it." She agreed heartily.

(I must make an aside and admit to vastly overpaying this girl [ I usually pay 400 pesos/hour ], but I plead insanity. I like her eyes, the way the hair grows on her forehead at the hairline, her nose, her lips [esp. during BBBJ ], the curve of her shoulders, her one inverted nipple, the way her pussy feels, and when - just before orgasm [mine] - when I open my eyes - a pretty face that pushes me over the brink - and when I kiss her on the nose; her fantastic smile [she has many different beautiful smiles]. What a girl !!)

Mind you the girl is a bit of a stretch-mark factory and her boobs hang like an old lady (put her on top and let 'em hang into your mouth), and she is very sensitive about it. I explained my personal philosophy that places them in the category of "the beauty of motherhood", and told her yet again how beautiful she was to me. Of course, I lied through my teeth. But they don't bother me, and if you are going to fuck Mexican girls, you better get used to it

Mind you, I not in love with her (she admits being married), but that I treasure our minutes together. She's actually rather passive in bed. But the physical sensation (our perfect fit penis/vagina) is superb. And her smiles are even better.

Anyway, we went to the hotel. We must have talked 15-20 minutes. I gave her the small T-shirts for her baby that I had purchased at the "99-Cents Only" store, and some CD copies of music she said she previously wanted, and more CDs for her baby (Children's music and stories in Spanish).

Finally I said "I don't mean to hurry you honey, but time's a wasting". So we lay down, hugged, kissed, stroked, & nuzzled. I asked her to touch me a while, then a few minutes later, to blow me.

Well, previously I had enjoyed her BBBJ immensely, but for whatever reason I got myself in a hurry. So we started to screw.

I did this for a while, then stopped, then repeated this cycle several times. I spent a lot of time kissing her face, her eyes, her nose, her hairline. She was greatly amused and smiled many beautiful smiles over this. I stared into her lovely eyes as I came.

Damn! Defeated by a rush of lust yet again. We talked and hugged some more. I asked her to don some clothes for photographs and made several shots. Also a couple of nude closeups that would only show her shoulders and face.

She showered, and wanted some shots of her in the shower - Well, you can't disappoint a pretty girl, so I accomodated her. All of the shots were pretty innocent - I take them to CostCo for developing. But I can see ooportunity knocking here.

Then I noticed that suddenly she was in no hurry at all. She even talked of wishing she could be a model. If the pictures turn out OK, we may have to make a portfolio, or maybe a present for her husband's birthday. Of course I am using a disposible camera, so I can't expect to much. But we'll see. (I may post [be-headed] photos if they turn out OK.)

I told her "Lastima que seas ajena" (What a pain that you are property of another). She quickly recognized the phrase as the title of a Vicente Fernandez song. (It's how I learn Spanish.)

But when we were about to leave (we were already 10 minutes over our hour), I said "Darn, I forgot to give you the bras I brought you !" So she started trying them on. The hotel desk clerk knocked forcefully.

"Wait" I said. She ducked into the bathroom while I paid the penalty 50 pesos ($4.50). I told the guy it could be more time or a tip, I didn't care which one. We talked and she modeled (bras) for another 10 minutes, then she dressed, we hugged, we left.

I apologized to the hotel clerk for our overtime. His attitude clearly said that the second 50 pesos was a tip. I caught up with outside, bought her a ice cream cone, and we parted.

THE MASSAGE - As I have been suffering mightily from shoulder rotator cuff problems (an excess of masturbation), and a tendon ailment in my foot. I opted for three hours (900 pesos/$80) of massage. I told her that I didn't want to wake up getting a blow job, just massage. I fell asleep during the process, and trooper that she is, she just kept rubbing gently. It's nice to have someone that you know won't rob you when you're sleeping. We went out for sandwiches afterwards.

Afterward, I delivered 20 dozen condoms to Yoli (a SG friend). I took it out in trade (30 minutes). We went to Hotel Diamonte (South Entrance at the corner of 1st & Constitucion - cleaner rooms, $5/20 minutes) and I ended up extending one hour more (400 pesos/$36).

I headed for the border about 5:00 PM, avoiding Guadalupe's spot. I arrived in scenic Santee about 7:00 PM.

Sunday AM I was sorting my clothes for my annual (OK, monthly) trip to the laundramat, when the phone rang. It was Guadalupe. She chided me for not being in Tijuana. And wanted me to come down today (Sunday). I told her "NO Way ! I got laundry to do." She was pissed and hung up.

But I struggled bewteen taxis (I don't have a car, I'm "puta poor" because I spend it all in la zona), wash (more than $40 worth of quarters), and getting it all on hangers (What's an iron ?).

I raced down to Tijuana and arrived at 6:00 PM. I asked the hotel clerk where she works if she had been at her station today. He said "Yes, but not now. She's around somewhere."

I kept leaving and returning, went out for dinner with (the girl I call) my grand-daughter, danced a very little bit at Bar El Fracaso, took a walk. When I rounded the corner, Yoli (SG above) said "Hey let's go to Bar El Fracaso and dance 10 dances." (Translation; I need ten dollars). As it was a Sunday about 7:00 PM, I was rather amazed, as Saturday she bitched about the low pay.

(Earlier the same day, I had lent her a couple more DVDs from my collection of pirate & dollar-store CDs. I lent her Woody Woodpecker [in English]. My plan is to trade her a collection of six cartoon DVDs for 30 minutes in the future. This could work out well, as many SGs have "Multi-Zona" [region free] DVD players. I bought a shit-load of the damn things.)

Well, as we approached Bar El Fracaso, I steered her right past to Hotel D.F. and said "Better $20 for 30 minutes". Bless her heart, she really put out ! As I have difficulty coming when using a condom, despite more than a few sessions, I have never come in her, and had no expectation of doing so.

There is something to be said for experience and muscular control. I think she finally decided that I would make a good cash cow - little by little. Well I managed to drop my load. I got properly fucked, but also fucked up. When I exited the hotel., I saw Guadalupe and went over to her. She lit into me as she had seen me entering the hotel with Yoli. Well after a heated discussion we headed to the room for a couple of hours (800 pesos/$90). The argument continued.

Her position; You fucked someone else - You don't love me, and can't be my boyfriend - Just a friend and a client.
My position; You're an SG. You do sex for money. I did money for sex. What's the difference ?
She's still mad. Just last week she had a boyfriend. Now she CLAIMS they broke up.

Well, we did what we do - and very well, too - for a good while. Her birthday is next Wednesday, and she gave me a big list of stuff she wants. She's not gonna' get it. I'll show up Friday, carrying a big box of See's candy and a pile of CDs (She asked for CDs from 14 artists), pay her 2,000 pesos for the entire night (14 hours or more). We'll treat each other to excellent sex for a while. We'll go out to eat at La Diferencia, maybe take in a movie, dance a bit at Bar El Fracaso, go back to the hotel and sleep, wake up early and fuck (maybe, but if she's still pissed, I'll fuck the tall girl instead in the morning), and part.

What she doesn't seem to know is - although I love her dearly (Translation; She's a wild piece of ass), I have a chica surplus at this time and she may resolve it for me by being a pain-in-the-ass. And if we get along fantastically - that's OK too.

One small detail is that she literally stands in the entrance of the hotel I stay in - It's how we met.

I finally headed home.

I barely caught the last trolley to Mission San Diego (near the stadium). The El Cajon trollys had long stopped running. The cab cost me less than $25 including the tip. I got 3 & 1/2 hours of sleep that night. 4:30 AM comes damn early !

Nice report, thanks for sharing. If you are having trouble with an erection, have you ever tried Viagra or Cialis? I have and love them, especially Cialis (generic name Apcalis)and I like taking Andriol (testosterone replacement thru a doctor in USA) I bought Andriol over the counter while in Thailand. Have you ever tried DHEA? That one you can get at Wal Mart and it is for men who are starting to feel their age. I'm 32, I'm not impotent but I love taking Cialis and Andriol, I felt like a porn star on my last trip to Thailand.
cheers
KJ

I have submitted (by mail) photos of the "Tall Beauty". Keep a look out !

Photos: Tall Beauty 1 Tall Beauty 2 Tall Beauty 3

tall beauty is jemehiet, i think that is the spelling..i like her work-- a bit passive, but a good attitude.. her big d cup tits do sag a bit, but she does have nice legs and looks like a hottie slut when she wears lots of makeup..

You are right !
Jamileht.
I've never seen her wear makeup.
She said she'll be working nights for a week or two.