Metalboots Gets Ficha Fucked and it waz Kewl!
TR 3/03/05 and 3/04/05 in TJ.

Ok. So on the day before my glorious journey down the 99 and 5 for the 6hr drive I am glad to see the rain will be light on the 3rd so I decide to jet down there for some action. At 4pm I check my mail to get an envelope from my former employer it had a CHECK attached to a form letter. I got just under $800.00 for some “mis calculation of overtime and a compliance audit has determined…. “ Bla bla it was my $$ to keep. Now I bring this up only because it put me in a hellova good mood- first the rain has died down so I can drive safely and now I have got $$$$ I was not expecting or even imagined I was owed.

I travel down in good time and enter the turnstiles around 2pm on 3/03/05 a Thursday. First stop was Arriallos for some fish tacos and chips and salsa and to shoot the breez with Camillio the long-time waiter and English speaking all around good guy. They are installing a sign here which says “Massage Parlor,” and I asked Camillio and he said SEXO WAS definatly available….. Hmmmm. After grub I went to Adilitas since it was only 3PM or so. … Now here I should say that I had decided not because I am an alcaholic but because I have never gone into TJ done hookers and all the fun stuff Sober; I had read I think it was Explorer who comented that almost all of us make the mistake of going at it drunk then wonder whats up? Or why it WON’T get up--- so that was my goal- to be sober all day long. At Adilitas the flood show was going strong- two blond sister look-alike chicas were dancing at once… I sat down right by the stage and got me a Red-Bull. Like a typical fat-ass gringo in sweatpants I pull out a handful of cash- mostly $1.00’s - they pounced me and gave me great face to tittie rubs and worthy of my $1.00. Next dancer was a FLAWLESS PERFECT 10 spinner - she was blonde and sickly skinney; got me hard right there- funky and tripped out pink/black bunny type of costume. She has a great smile and no tatoos I could see. All us gringo’s dream hottie IMO. She got $1.00 from me. Red Bull # 2 came and went, then during another Blond dancer who was a tad bit older and taller I put the $1.00 into her panties gentally as I always do, very gentle and polite manner- she grabs my hand and lets me/guides my hand to masterbate her pussy!!! All-be it only for 2 seconds but hey, come back!!! I have another $1.00 for you baby!!!!. Red Bull # 3. Wait--- 4 dancers and 30 mins or so and they are all Blond American Britney Spears wanabe in the apprearance category? Now Im not complaining--- just a sober acknowledgement. Now more dry ice and

The next dancer is a blanca mexicana - “Colima, or Carolina, or ??” she has that J-lo big ass attached to a natural looking body and perfect teeth- she danced to Pantera’s “Walk,” and that was when I was asked if I wanted Red Bull #4- I said FUCK THIS SOBRIETY SHIT - I’ll go sober tomorrow- hook a Brother up with a Negra Modelo! Now, this Colima gave me a nice mini table dance for $1.00 [note to self] Is it just me or have Adilitas lap dances dramatically improved? I don’t usually sit my fat ass right close to the stage and frankly don’t sit at Adilitas that much- maybe this is going to change---- Colima got a second $1.00 from me, I wanted her- and she got noticeably more $$$ than some of the other dancers. During this time the regular chicas were taunting me “chew wana go to da room, I will be yur Viagra for jew,” I passed. Second Negra Modelo and I was getting back into the groove- and wired from 4 Red Bulls in like an hour. Its still early afternoon and I just jumped up and went onto the street and checked out the SG’s. Went all the way down the Alley and passed Casscades to find Aracelli whom which I did and photo’ed back in 1999. She seems a bit sad/quiet and I compliment her on her hair which is beautiful and natural. She gives me a killer BJ for $20.00 and I was in and out of that room in maybe 9 mins- still buzzing from Red Bull. I gave her a $5.00 propina and she was thankful but her demenior worried me? Maybe she’s just ….. Well I would be too doing that work for soooo many years…. Anyway I go to CC to catch the sounds of 70/80’s and the place was as dead as a door-knob - why did I expect it not to be as I know its only kewl around 8-12PM - I leave for a stroll down Revolution where I hear the barkers claim to have naked ladies and a floor show - hahah- not like they do in ZR…. The construction has been finised for a small while and it looks good- the street looks clean and the lights are a good addition. I pass Sans Suchi/Bambi’s and smile to the barkers sarcastically - then I check out Maddonas. This place used to be sooooo kewl. Really the only difference is NO HOT GIRLS! Francisco has always been a class act to me and the staff are very polite and where else in TJ do they give you a receipt for your beer when you pay with a $20.00 ?! But after seeing what Adilitas has to offer, Madonnas is not even worth the $1.00 “guys don’t forget your teeps for da ladies,” as the DJ often reminds the Madonnas clients. I hope this place will get new tallent- the Real Estate is great, flat screen TV’s, upscale carpet, hugh tables, free peanuts, and reasonable English skills of waiters, oh and of course Rock and Roll/Metal music. They are very gringo friendly. BUT WHERE’s THE TALLENT? So I left bumbed a bit and went to ZR again where I ran into this one SG that I have been eye’un for months. She is “YackUlin,” or Jackelin. She has green eyes and stands next to my glorious and precious Shadow (Sharo) Jackelin has a sickly skinney body and blond/redish hair - transparen hair. She makes eye contact [my absolute requirement, call me weird, but if a girl won’t make eye contact with me I pass] and she is kinda a trippy jittery vibe - but I figured what the hell. $30.00 sin ropa, we climb the stairs and she sets her cellphone clock and gets naked to reveal ONE SICKLY SKINNEY body…. Man…. I wanted a picture so bad, I offered her $10.00 mas for a picture, even clothed, she said no. Damnn! Anyway her pelvic bones stuck out as she layed back spread eagle with her arms out- then she shows me----- these chicas always amaze me…. She puts the pillow under her ass in order for me to penetrate deep- or at least that’s what it did for me. She was real good, smiled and didn’t do that hand on pusy shit a lot of sg’s will do - her pussy is tight and her green eyes were a nice different experience. Pleasant smell and all around kewl hard-body fuck for $30.00. Her titties were average but natural. She has a bizarre aura and vibe almost like she’s frowning or in a different altered state, most likely she’s high- but its her business. I highly recommend her!

So 2 pops on SG’s and mucho walking and its time to drink more beer so I go to Hong Kong for 2*1. Now for those who have not been to Hong Kong bar, let me tell you, the Messeros are much more aggressive. I walk in and get my 2 Carona’s for $2.75 and leave $2.25 propina- how nice of me. I
Love the concept of the chicas dancing on the tables and the cream shows (that take whipped cream or maybe its shaving cream then 2 girls will wrestle on stage, quite amusing). I slam both drinks down and the messero has about an orgasm when I ordered another round, then another $2.25 propina, and then he’s like “do jew wana gurl,” and offered to grab the one’s on stage for me for no mas dinero. I declined. Then I was buzzing real good after 4 Caronas in addition to the other Negra Modellos a couple hours prior----

I decided it would be best to move my fat ass to the counter to be closer to the dancers, this one dancer “Marlene,” as pictured and looks better than in the picture jumped off stage and kissed me with her big ass lips and attempted a DFK. Now, since I was buzzing and having a great time it was all good, she was a 7.5 in looks but more like a 8.5 with beer intake- never theless I inserted a few $1.00’s and wanted to show Marlene the trick that AB dancer showed me- so I gentally rubbed her pussy with my hand in front of everyone there more or less- I mean shit, she was aggressive enough to kiss me on the lips, WTF?! Well she did not mind the masterbating hand I had, and I wanted to finger fuck her right there- it made sense to do so at the time- but after the meseros figured I was a whale (BIG $pender)- then I was offered a picture, to buy a ficha bucket and the works…. I declined. Marlene moved on- then why not go for broke- another round-now 6 Coronas and I was flyin’ high- put my beers down and tipped the messero in addition to the beers, I told him to take $2.00to save my place on the bar bench so I could go upstairs to the bathroom to piss- he misunderstood and grabbed my beer and followed me upstairs and set up a table for me - after I came out of the bathroom he was waiting for me. I tried to explain - but the Spanglish only confused him, he seemed upset not rude, but I then asked for an English speaking Mesero who translated tohim that alll I wanted to do was hold my place downstairs- while I went to take a piss- in lighning fashion he grabs my beers again and goes down stairs and cleans my spot where I was at and apologizes and ass kissed me- then the two messero’s were fighting over me- and my gringo drunkin ass did what some of you guys will get pissed at me for- sorry- but I tipped them BOTH $5.00 each- that was it now both of them were glued to me now!!! Then it was a picture with MaSuki for $5.00 more and then I was like thinking to myself what have I done- both Messeros stayed right on me and I was upset at myself- I then acted like I was totally into the floor show- which again was pretty cool. I then was out of $1.00’s and decided to order Corona 7 and 8 now I was in the big leagues!!! Watched the 2 chicas finger each other on stage with everone else and what a trip how intense it is when real drunk- I usually get buzzed and mild drunk in TJ- this time I went for it… so Im putting $1.00’s in the shaving creamed chicas panties and gently rubbing her tits and pussy when this plate of change is put on stage by me with a tap to my back. HOLY FUCK OF GOD I FORGOT ABOUT MY CHANGE FOR BEER 7-8. AND HOLLY DOUBLE FUCK THAT MEANS--- WHAT DID I JUST STICK IN CREAM FUCKS PANTIEZ???? Ok, now I need to calm down. Its only money right and I am having the time of my life here with all these drunk guys just like me fingering (lightly) and kissing and touching chicas dancing as it was a smorgoisboasrd of sin. I need to breathe…. I knew worst case senerio was I put $60.00 in her panties and I then decided to go upstairs to the bathroom for $$ count. I get up - and now realize its not funny how drunk I am and I have the whole HK team following me up to the banos again, when suddenly the English speaking one signals to me he will “keep my spot.” I laugh to myself in the Bano how lame I just acted and then realized I had not tipped the cream girls $20’s- just $5.00’s and maybe a $10.00. Then I was fighting myself and talking to myself about my windfall of $760.00 that was sent from Heaven- and I was having a great time afterall so I said fuck-it again and since I was walking fine without falling on my ass - lets stay a while. Then I saw her. My High School wet dream - blonde “Anika,” fresh 18 y/o as pictured twice. She was strut’in around the bar- must have just arrived around 6pm or so- I grabbed her myself and brought her to my well defined spot on the HK bar stool. Fuck the floor show- she was mine, all mine, fuck that Marlene shit- this chica was like thin, long blonde hair and a “pouty innocent face”-I knew I was drunk but holding her in my arms at the bar made me wimper out loud in extasy. I would have killed for this type of girl when I was 19-21. Anyway, as you guys may have guessed the messeros sold me a $5.00 pic and I gladly paid for her ficha. I would have paid $10.00 a minuite to stare into her eyes as bad as that may sound. She speaks ZERO English. Her face screams fuck me… She gave me a lap dance more or less and it was time for me to answer to the 3 messoros looking at me- 1 Messero wanted to take ANOTHER picture, one wanted to sell me a bucket, and --- sorry guys I paid $5.00 propina to the English speaking one to translate for me- I wanted to save this moment ---- I basically paid $5.00 to tell her that I loved her and would be back and some other drunkeness shit…. I had to leave …..

I am walking fine and go back to CC where Andrea fixes me up a nice Coca Cola. I just smile. I sit there staring at the picture of Anika ---- I am getting emotional as my favorite music is playing at CC and I had $$$ to spend that I was not expecting and I hope you guys are not boarded by my chaotic writing style - its as is and blunt- but this was one of my most happy moments of 2005 so far. Ok so its like 7:30pm Thursday and CC is starting their floor show, usuals Marleen, Norma and the just returned hottie Sara dance the night away. I tip the $1.00’s to their appreciation but you don’t get the tittie in face action not the hand guided to rub pussy action like I did at AB. Oh well, I was in an Earthlie mood and just happy to be alive and soooooo excited to return to HK for my wife Anika,,,, After floor show at CC, I go to the taco stand next door and eat. Guess what my mind was on? I grab a ice cream then go stand in front of AB and watch the tallent leave with excited mongers. Its like 9pm only and the effects of 12 + drinks along with heavy sugar drinks is weigh’un in. I decide to go back to the Motel and call it a day:


I awake and am pleasantly surprised --- not much hangover. Maybe I will be able to try out sober fucking today; and I did try again. Guess where my first stop was! Yes HK, and while I did try, 2 Caronas down the beginning of Friday at 1pm or so. (Friday I ate at Denny’s and had a great white trailer park trash breakfast with has browns and lots of bacon and pancakes, you know the low carb diet right? Anyway I was of course recognized from yesterday and the English speakin’ messero assured me that she would be in around late afternoon- but told me to sit and he would bring a chica mucho better than my blonde ambition. Only one Beer in me so I passed. I went back to Madonnas just for the hell of it- Friday mid afternoon sucked as well. The girl was real pleasant. She was 28 and a 10 year old girl and went to San Diego High School and considered herself an alchaholic - she knew how to carry a conversation and since I was still in a “earthlie, humble, just plain happy to be alive” mood- I paid her a couple of drink tickets. She did not even up sell me on a table dance because she knew she was 40 lbs to much and 10 years to old to sexually excite me- however a pleasant girl. Left Madonnas went to Zona Roja and saw Guadalupe standing in her usual spot- chatted with her as like I was an old friend and threw $1.00 in her top. She says she is no longer at AB ? Well, AB is where I went back to and could not get a close table like the day before so I stood around and they have like a continous floor show on Fridays I guess - Jeorge was introducing a lot of dancers who like I said before seem to be doing s lot more for a $1.00 than before. I take it easy on the drinks and roam around the bar for a while. Then I go to CC and chill and since I was already a good hearted gentleman at Madonnas I was not interested in these older chicas that plant themselves at my booth whom I find less than sexually attractive. I go back to the SG’s where I was hoping to find Shadow - she was not there on Friday afternoon either, damn! Green Eyed Jackelin was- but I passed then went back and fucked her again- I have had SG’s recently that were smelly and promised sin ropa and then left their top on and I knew Jackelin would be a good first nut- and she was. Very pleasant and my errection gets better with the coller bones sticking out- okay so now I realize that maybe I did have a hangover because I was out of breath and cansado….. Well, the best way to cure a hangover is to drink more, right: So since HK had 2x1 I go back around 5PM or so- and there she is. God I was right, its not like she’s all that beautiful, its just that her face is like a doll. I sit and the Messero (English speaking) has about an orgasm when I walked in- insistes we go to the VIP room [which I had never been to before but have read about here and other TJ sites]--- of course . Now, Im going to embarres myself a bit as its just honnest and how I saw things at the time: I say yes to the bucket and Aniko and I are seated up there. it’s a kewl room. Not for the beginner IMO as they keep it dark so I could not see - and most importantly could not see my $$$ - that’s where mr. Cig lighter comes into picture- the bucket is $42.00; I am offered seafood plate and maybe another shrimp hors’deours plate and decline. He says “she’s probably going to be hungry soon.” I admire HK’s very sharp and whity messeros but what I really wanted him to do is LEAVE THE FUCKIN’ ROOM!!!! I pay $45.00 and then she leaves with a hug…. Thankfully the story gets much better and ….. Okay so my fat gringo ass is alone in the dark, in this really plush for TJ VIP room that has a window view of the lower level- I am alone with my $45.00 of Caronas and and Im thinking to myself did I just get ripped off? it’s a real long 2 mins and Im feeling funny. Then English speakin’ messero walks in and - because I am his new best friend gives me a 2*1 on the house????!!!! Wait man- hold the phone, where’s the girl? “Oh, she’s dancing right now- you have her exclusively when she’s done she wanted to dance for you. You should tip her…” I felt weird and out of control, but I peaked out of the VIP room to see her dance - the messero hands me my Carona -which after tipping him like $30.00 or so in a 24 hr period was on the house remember….. I slam it down, he grabs another for me and we both watch my wife this 18 year old blonde dance on stage from upstairs at the VIP table. Im having a great time just chillin’ but still kinda worried she won’t come back to pappa- but then … and Im s pussy gringo sure , but check this out I am leaning on the rail looking down and she in the midst of her dance looks up to me smiles and waves and throws out kissis to me . Messero say stuff like “oh she like you, bla bla bka, okay lets go for another round of Coronas for me.” Now Im buzzin again and offered a Seafood plate for dinner and reminded that after her performance she is hungry so I might order food for her…. Hmmmm. She finishes her dance and comes to pappa! Thank God; and like a Rock Star Entarage We all go back stage to the VIP room,, her me and 3 messeros!!! Check this out: The messeros then up sell me on Boones wine for her !!! They say she’ll kill the wine over the fish dinner!!! I hint that you guys need to leave us alone - the buzz waz giving me some macho’ness again. Ok, she comes in and hugs me and her body smelled so good. I wanted to eat her out right there- it was if my tounge took control of my mind - the ambience of the VIP room is real kewl, its big comfortable and she sat on the table and lifted her panties to the side. The guess who enters the room- then he askes me “My manager wants to know how you like the service…. Are we doing a good job, and points thru the window to the giant 40 year old Woman with a sport coat and long hair tied back---- I give a 2 thumbs up response - but she didn’t see and I was not going to play this American high class restaurant/club sharade anymore- when I have a tasty 18 y/o pussy who is giggling and shakinjg her ass at me and is HOT HOT HOT. Of course the cervessa changes outlooks, and I swear to God she downed everyone of those beers in like 30 mins- sure they were the pony size but damn, and she opened up one of the bottles caps with her teeth!!!! Wow!!!! So I really wanted to finger fuck and DTY her on the table and she was stroking my cock well but between the drinking and messero’s checking up on us I pussied out on just munchin in- I did get a taste however and it was sweet… Her skin is all barely legal . She has this giggle type of bubble-gummer attitude . It was woth the $120 or so to feel her whole body, tits and ass , smell her and kiss her pussy - but looking back I should of just went for it! NEXT TIME! Okay so she’s on the table and her ass is in my face and its time for another bucket or some other ficha; she orders Kahlua and drinks it down, I smell it and yep- its alchaholic wow this girl can drink. Now remember this room has no lights accept when the messeros enter and or you use a lighter. With the drinking and fondling she’s been dropping $1.00 everywhere. I was a dumbass and thought it was my money that I had not seen on the table. So I collect the money and put it in my pocket. She asked me que bla bla bla bilar denero? I was like huh? I tried to tell her that I did not know my chabge was left on the table… Then it hits me….. All $1.00’s and folded horizontally….…..Damn what a dumb ass I was, so then I pulled out the $$$ showed it to her and she was not the least bit concerned , actually did not seem to mind…. Her dancing money was all over the room as it was and I made sure during our private dance that she got more….. By this time I had blue balls and she had consumed a bucket a 2 Khaluas. The messero then informed me that to be in the VIP room I had to buy a bucket or a Bottle of Boones wine - but since the manager likes me the policy was not inforced for the 2 Khaluas. I then said “I’ll be back.” and paid another $5.00 to have him translate to her that I loved her and wanted to make love to her the next time I saw her. I did not get a price or commitment partly due to the fact that the messeros were again all attempting to get more $$$$ out of me and I gave her my famous bear hug said I love you and kissed her titties. Overall I had a great time! I got ficha fucked by a high energy play-doll that fulfilled a fantasy of mine. She has a great attitude, but was well compensated. The VIP room is more or less an expensive place to be but for my first time I have to say it was a perfect experience. I wanted to sober up a bit then go back and fuck her, or see if that was an option with her.

Next I go to Adilitas and get a mineral water and find a chica all alone. Her name was “Anna,” a little thick but nice natural D cups. 22 years old. She was blanca with a rounded face and authentica mexicana- I had blue balls from Anika and was still a bit too buzzed to fuck, so I drank another mineral water as she drank her orange juice. She wasn’t propositioning me after 2 drinks so I did - $60.00 and her titties were real nice and supple. She have decent blow job- not anything as good as Araceli, but decent. 3 Possitions and I lasted the 30 mins to door knock 2 due to alchahol. She was a good lay. I made it clear to her that I wanted a picture from her. She said okay, went into the ladies room and never came out (downstairs ladies room). I was angered at that cause I really wanted a pic of her - so I roamed around and around then went back to CC it was like 10PM and I watched the floor show and my body told me that I was tooo cons ado to fuck Anika ever if I could, so I stayed at CC in a drunkin stupor - till I went back to the Motel.

All in all a great trip!!!


Metalboots

Metalboots, sounds like you had a blast, man. That's what the Zona's for. Drink up, spend money like a drunken sailor, find a cutie (even through seVERE beer goggles) to drain your nuts, then repeat all of the above.

ALL THAT BEING SAID: Dude, what's with laying all that money on waiters? I'm not saying don't tip the guys -- after all it's YOUR money -- but jeez, 2 bucks to 'hold your place'? 5 bucks to translate? No wonder they wouldn't leave you alone, and I can't think of a single circumstance where that is a GOOD THING. No WONDER they are such slime to the average whitey that walks in the bar -- they always remember the drunken idiot gringo (please don't take offense) that PUKED money on them for stupid shit (uhm, you didn't mention how much that 'shrimp plate' cost. Wanna guess if your buddies the waiters gave you even the bar marked-up RETAIL price?) like you mention above.

I think anyone that has gone to TJ a lot has fallen temporarily in love with a ficha girl, and if they play the game right they can indeed soak you for tons of expensive drinks. Sounds like YOU enjoyed the experience, and that's all that matters.

Photo: Marlene
Photo: Masuki
Photos: Anika 1 Anika 2

Metalboots,

Thanks for the pics of Anika. Va-voom-erama!!!

Without hesitation, she is on my updated "to do list". Along with Carla(slender dancer in CC)

Outstanding report with great pics. Sounds like you had a ball, i like the 2 for 1 beers, i always get my moneys worth. lol. I enjoyed your report thanks for sharing.
cheers
kj

I am glad I sent the Pics of Amika to the site - as my originals have been handled quite a bit in the last 24 hrs lets say! Man her face screams and taunts me silly - and in person she has that pouty, virgin daughter of your boss aura- I am glad to see the many positive comments on her appearance.

In my report I had stated that on the first time I saw her it was mooving. I still have a favorita at CC who "moves me," but A) she has not returned from X-mas vacation yet and B) the excitement of the first encounter is long gone. But man when I first saw Anika, my mind was like "...and there she was....." I swear her presance - with that hair and face and supple skin tone I have to frame her picture or something. Oh, and keep in mind the pic quality obviously sucks! The cheep poloroid does not do justice. I am heading back the 17 and 18th of this month and am bringing a digital camera- and will do the job right. And yes I want to fuck her bad. She's the total Rock Star Girl Friend I never got to touch.

Porker,

I was weak. I was horney. I was drunk. My next trip I am going sober (at least to take good pics of Anika).

Thanks for the pics MB. Anika is very cool.

Country John

According to a couple other reporters, Anika also uses the name Atenea (or Atenea was misunderstood as Anika)

A link to her review can be found by clicking here.

How the hell did I miss this? Awesome report, dude. Thanks.