As you all know Cabo is by no means the best place for mongering. It is over priced and thanks to the gringos that come in en mass it is easy for pros to make money. Many of the girls can actually make the kind of money that their US sisters make. But, I will say i had more fun than maybe I ever had and you can still find some good quality pro and non-pro action if you do a little digging and you are not afraid to open your mouth.


For me it was one of the best times I have had in a long time and it was worth it.

Above is a map of Cabo. I stayed in a hotel that was right near lands end and the beach was great but unfortunately as I would later find out was not chica friendly. At least Mexican Chica friendly.

I advise staying somewhere around the marina as everything is in walking distance. It is very easy to get all around the town. Taxis are way over priced though, so if you want to drive get a rental. I negotiated a shit box from budget on the marina dock for $35 a day.

My favorite thing about Mexico is the Mexicans LOVE to party. Everything tends to be ass backwards and hard in the country when it really doesn't have to be but I think the people are very warm and fun.

I had a balancing act of a friends wedding so I had to keep a Dr Jekyl Mr Hyde type of mongering schedule. Fun but stealth.

So, the first night I walked all around and hit all the bars on the strip and down by the marina. People are partying, and to be honest it is hard to tell the difference between pros and non-pros in the bars and sometimes.. there is no difference.

I walked up the street from the marina and found a massage parlor that is right next to the cortez hotel, a block down from El Squid Row, and a block in from the marina. The parlor was small, and they had 3 women working. one older in her late 30's and 2 others in their 20's. I took a brunette and she gave an hour along amazing massage with everything short of the johnson for $70 US.

We talked and made each other laugh and claimed she would give me a special "massage" for another $150. I told her no way, but that I would give her another $70 for everything on the menu but that was the most I would do. She agreed. So all in all.. $$150 dropped. That was the most I spent on a chica for the trip. I found real fast that if you just say no in negotiations but it will go nowhere, but if you counter quick it usually.. usually go pretty far in Mexico.

After I was walking back I was approach by a brunette spinner. She offered $100 for short term at her place, but I countered with $50 for 1 hour. She wanted $100 for 2. I told her not tonight and went back to my hotel. I felt she was pretty but I could do better. Later I would see her again and she instantly remembered me but I will get back to her later.

The next night after a long day of fun with friends and dinner on the beach I ended up dancing with a wedding friend for most of the night in squid row and 2 other clubs right next to it. Then I took her back to my hotel and.... Freebee Score!

Single really, really, cute brunette that was one of the few single girls down for the wedding, and I believe she was a bit lonely. She was needing love so I did my best impression of what love is for the night.

My hotel had no problem with her because she was American. I didn't realize there would be a problem till later for Mexican girls.

Realized it is time for pic uploads... Coming uno momento por favor.

The next night after my plan festivities I went to a few different bars. The touts are out in full force and asked me every night if I wanted drugs or chicas in the strip joints. I said no every night because I don't do drugs and I don't pay $500 a clip for back room fun with the chicks which is unbelievably how much they are going for.
After awhile these touts started to know me, and everytime they could not understand why I kept saying no.. but I did.


I found out later when I caved and did a strip club tour a couple of nights later after a tout gave me free cover and a free soda and told me I could leave at any time and they would not expect money. I will get back to that.

If that is your thing then Lord Blacks and Placers which is on the marina and Marmaids is block back diagonal to the massage parlor.

Down the road towards out of town on the main strip they have cabaret which is still over priced but really fun to watch football in!

I did see the street spinner from the night before as the night went on and got her to agree to $60 at her casa which was right near squid row a couple blocks behind it. Total hurry up and cum type of thing. Still fun to fuck.

On the way back home I ate a street vendor taco stand and I locked eyes with a gringa on vacation who was hot. I could not talk to her that night as I was butt ass tired, but I did see her again..

When things were slow I was going to this little bar that was always dead but it was fun to hang out. they had these 2 little waitresses that were non-pros who were about 22 or 23. They were so cute and friendly and playful. It is not hard to meet girls down there no matter how old you are. That is something I love so much about the area. I am not really old at all, but I noticed many guys much older than me out and about and young chicas eating it up.

Friday Saturday and Sunday were wedding and lots of partying in costume. Cabo on Halloween is unbeatable.

I was dancing and I took a break and went down to get street tacos and I met the gringo girl with dark hair again. This time she was completely naked except a thong, painted from head to toe as a cheetah.

This was my beginning of the night of mistakes as she was up for coming with me, but I didn't pursue it fast enough and her country bumpkin girlfriends did the traditional american custom, and cock blocked and dragged her away. I even saw her look back a few times as she got in the van. I definitely could have worked it better..

I was so bummed not just because I missed out but because it was one of the few times I did not have my camera... dang.

Almost immediately after I began to get my mongering senses about me and was walking by Placers when a tout grabbed my attention. This is where I caved and began my strip club tour.

All three places I went in were the same. Girls come up to you. $20 for a private dance. In private dance you can do anything you want but the club wants up too... $500 US!!!! NO Freakin Way.

So now I wanted to play a game. I would have the chicas sit on my lap and even get them to a couple of private dances, and I always asked about take out. Every woman was willing except for 1 who had a baby at home so she had to direct her friend over to me.

In every case they wanted $300 for an hour to come to the hotel. I countered with $100 or $150 to a super hottie and everytime was flat out rejected. I got 1 to come down to $250. No girl was willing to do take out for less.

Best quote of the trip, "My pussy is not a hundred dollar pussy... it is a $300 pussy.. and its gooood." I told her she was right, but she would only get $100. Then I left when she said no.

Being really horny at this point I go to Squid Row and decide I am going to find something.. I was surprised that most of the chicas were not interested in dancing or talking or so I thought.. I re-realized later that in Mexico and really anywhere no matter what your odds way increase when one opens their mouth and breaks the ice. The stronger the hammer in breaking the ice the better the ice shatters.

I danced with one chick in a wonder woman costume with a blond wig for about a half an hour or so. Being late she was grinding and bumping but not being talkative so I thought she wasnt interested and left. Walking back to the motel who comes up and asks me for the time but this chica.

We end up hitting one other bar, and then she asks to come back to my hotel. Of course...

This is where it got a bit tough. I went back to the hotel and the guard said I could not take the girl in! I try to bribe him.. nope! So I go to the counter and the desk person tells me no, even after I offer to pay. Really frustrated at this point I told the person to fuck off and walked out. After a few minutes I walked back in and apologized. I was definitely out of line. But I was tired and really horny and the sun was starting to come up.

So.. Oh, she was not a pro but she was a semi pro as she wanted $100 to stay the night. SHe would have been very worth it and I was willing. She told me she would pamper me and treat me like "king of the world".

As the morning approached we drove over to the sea of cortez side and had pina coladas and breakfast and then passed out on these beach beds. I slept in her arms, but never got the goods.. but I never paid either. I dropped her at her room she rented a bit in land in town. She was from Mexico City but was now living here.. A great night, but I should have found a short term motel. Beach was sweet but Im not in this for romance.

Ahead of time I made contact with a couple of escorts. Here are there pics. They all wanted $300 for 2 hours although a few were willing to do $150 for the hour. Also $300 for more than an hour with 2 girls. I was planning to see a few of them, but I never got to it. The last couple of days I hung out with a few non-pros I met. It was very sweet and they were amazingly sweet.

Here are some of the escorts I didn't quite get to this time around:

I took out all faces, I don't want to offend any chicas who have not given me permission to put these pics up. Anyone can private message me if you are going to Cabo. I have the digits.

Photo: Two for One 01

Photo: Latex 02

After hangin with the non-pros I went out and partied one last night. I met a group of girls and bought them a few pacificos and then it was party time the rest of the night. It was a great night and if you like to party.. Cabo is a great time.

Photos: Party Time 03 04

Photo: Referee 05

I can't wait to come back to this town.

Looks like you had a blast. Good Report.

Thanks for the trip report. Makes me want to go to Cabo. Did you talk to these Chicas in English or Spanish? I'm thinking that you are younger than the average monger on this board (i.e. me) if you were picking up vacationing gringas!Well done! At the end of your report, you posted some pics, the first one of a brunette that looked like a professional pic - who was that?

I cant wait to go back to Cabo!

I probably am a bit younger than other mongers on the board but I am hooked. Ever since I read Radiomans report about traveling to Medellin, and buying baby formula and things like that for his girls that he liked... I have been dreaming about this. I just felt great and I wanted to talk and meet every girl pro and non-pro. It is probably why I did pretty good.

The first pic of a brunette was an escort I found off the internet that I was going to meet. I didn't get the chance because I already had a bunch of stuff going on. Next time I will try, and if you go down to Cabo let me know I will email you the digits for her. She is hot from the looks of it.

oh yeah.. also I mainly spoke in english. My spanish is severely broken, but I find that if you play the give and take game with the girls in learning Spanish and teaching English it is a great bonding tool.

Many of the girls did speak English or at least busted English.

Oldschool - many thanks again for that trip report, I certainly would want to go back again soon if I were you. Be careful with that escort you found on the 'net - her photos may ripped off from an Indian actress named Anushka Sharma.

http://www.google.com/search?source=ig&hl=en&rlz=1G1TSNB_ENUS376&q=anushka+sharma&btnG=Google+Search&aq=f&oq=

hahahahaha. that is funny. Last thing she said to me in her email was:

"Real!!! no fake no bad surprise =)"


yup. got to love it. There is a website called tineye that I use all the time for this sort of thing. I just didnt use it cause I never ended up choosing to meet her.

THis is a great report of a place I used to go to annually. Cabo is a really wild place and anything can happen.

Thanks for the report

Did you fuck those two women in the photo up top? Where they non-pros?

(Message edited by Portege on November 07, 2010)

Sorry Portege, I did not see your post. No, the 2 getting down were pros that wanted to meet up with me and I arranged to do that online, but my schedule never got me around to it. I ended up meeting girls (pro and non-pro) so I never really needed to call them. Next time maybe.