I finally got back to Rio after a nine month hiatus. Everything is so expensive now I treat it like Venice, I don’t count the money or I’d cry. This is why I worked my ass off for nine months with no fun, so I don’t have to worry about it.

I started out at Luomo, average. Next day 4x4, all my favoritas are gone! I hear Luana’s at 65 so I’ll go there I figure. I tried a new girl, Samarra, at 4x4. Half black, half Portugese. Nice bod, kinda cute. Average. Next day, the Niteroi Palace. Below average, you get what you pay for. One very cute young thing couldn’t hide her disdain.

Finally, I’m all set to go to 65 and see Luana, I know I’ll finally have a really good session. Bluestraveller calls to tell me that he and another monger are going out to dinner and invites me along. Cool, I’ll hit 65 early, I know Luanna’s an early girl, and be out by 8 for dinner.

I start for the Metro and it begins to rain, back upstairs for my umbrella (guarda-chuva, thank you Rosetta Stone). I get all the way down to the train and realize I forgot my phone. I know Bluestraveller, plans can change quickly (I didn’t realize how quickly), so I head back and pick up my phone. Now there’s not enough time though, I’ll have to make a call on Monte Carlo instead.

I walk all the way down there in a light rain. As I’m standing in front of the desk my phone rings, it’s Bluestraveller.

“We’re going to Solarium at 6:00.”

Whew! I didn’t get my key yet. I tell the manager I’m going to Solarium and he tells me to bring my buddies here.

I know terma food is the worst so I grab a burger at Mcdonalds. This turns out to be my best move of the night.

The taxi ride takes forever. At Lagoa we move 100 yards in 30 minutes. I consider getting out and walking as I watch the pedestrians pass us by like we’re standing still. Then again, we are standing still. I arrive at Solarium just as Bluestraveller walks in.

I liked Solarium. Lots of blondes, very friendly. Unfortunately the short brunettes are hitting on me. I’m in the mood for a tall blonde with a great ass. Then in walks a tall sandy blonde who’s kind of older but I like her butt.

Jack, Bluestraveller’s friend is up in the room. I finally decide I’m going to take tall girl. Then Bluestraveller says, “I don’t see anything I like. I like big tits and don’t see anything here. Let’s go to Centaurus. I’ll leave a message for Jack.”

I’m torn, I finally decided on a girl, so I tell him I’ll catch up to him at Centaurus.

My girl is quite disappointing, much older than I originally thought, and a small pussy. I hate small pussies. There’s a difference between a small pussy and a tight pussy. With my shlong (I’m not bragging) small pussies spend all their time trying to prevent me from fucking them. They close their legs tight, wrap their legs around me tight, etc. But she has one saving grace, she can deep throat me, which is quite rare, good for the finale. Still, I’m unsatisfied, I haven’t had a good fuck all trip.

I head over to Centaurus, they want the R$450 up front. I only pay the ingresso, R$120. Like I said, I don’t question the money.

I walk in and see Bluestraveller at the bar with a girl with big tits.

“What a surprise I’d find you with the biggest tits in the place”, I say.

“I don’t see anything I like, let’s go to Monte Carlo”.

“I just paid a $R120 ingresso!”

“I’ll get it back for you”, he says.

We go downstairs and as always happens with a good customer who tries to help a friend, they ignore him. If it was his money, they’d probably give it back. But me, no way.

“I spend so much money here! I bring lots of guys here!” he argues.

Nada, they won’t budge.

“I’ll pay it for you”, he says.

“Too late, I already paid. Pick up my ingresso at Monte Carlo”

And we hop in a taxi to Monte Carlo, back where I started. It dawns on me I spent approximately 30 seconds in the bar at Centaurus and didn’t even have a chance to look around at the girls! A full ingresso and not even eye candy. Bluestraveller moves fast. So fast we never saw Jack again. Sacrificed to the Gods of Solarium I guess.

Monte Carlo is hopping, Bluestraveller immediately finds an old friend and sits with her. He’s been drinking all evening and is getting quite smashed. I’ve had my fun for the evening so I’m ignoring the older garota next to me, I just want him to get laid. Who knows where we go from here? I’m certainly done for the night. Plus I’ve got a sweet young thing coming over around noon the next day. I need to conserve my energy.

Bluestraveller finally heads up to the room with his girl. I settle in for watching the fun. Then the garota out of boredom starts talking to me, she points out these short young garotas sitting next to her.

I beg off, “Small girls always spend all their time complaining”, I explain in my broken Portuguese.

“No, they can take you”.

They then start bragging about the large cocks they’ve had with no trouble, all bigger than me. They’ve both only been working for two weeks and this is their first terma. I’m getting interested, it would be a change of pace from the Amazons I usually do. I don’t have enough money to do them both, if I had my ingresso back from Centaurus I would. Bluestraveller is three sheets to the wind and might just take a taxi home afterward so I dare not risk missing him.

“Frogman, you didn’t come to Rio not to fuck.” I say to myself. I take one of the short girls.

She’s really good. I’m no sooner out of my robe than she’s giving me a great blow job and she hasn’t undressed yet. She’s new and unjaded. She wants to see how big I am. Finally I know this will be a really good session.

Then I get to fuck her, she’s tight, it’s a bit of a stretch, but she takes me. We’re doing Missionary for about ten minutes and when I pull out…blood everywhere. I’ve killed her! I told her I was too big for her.

No, it’ just her period dummy. That’s my luck. Completa doesn’t work, so it’s blowjob city again.

When we meet up again, Bluestraveller exclaims, “I had a great time!”

One of these days I will too.

Good story. Thanks. I went to Rio once back in 2005. Had a great time, but can't bring myself to spend the amount required to have a good time there now.

I forgot to add that when we were getting in the taxi Bluestraveller was moaning, "Why can't society just let me do what I want to do?"

Because Bluestraveller, society hates mongers and is doing everything it can to stomp us out.

Frogman, Sorry to hear you got off on the wrong foot. Don't try so hard and talk to as many Garotas as you can and follow your gut. And remember your only one special girl away from a great trip.
ps: u still owe me dinner. jajaj
I'm jealous. a bad day in Rio is still better then a good day here in the U.S.

LL- So true about "a bad day in Rio...."
I need to remind myself of that more often. Thanks - made my day.

I've lived that story! The infamous BT Termas Tour!

After going to Asia, Central America and South America, I am ruined for life so everyday here in the US is a bad day.
Can't wait til I have my freedom
Trek

Frogman, Long time no see. Sounds like a real adventure in Rio.

Hey Frogman,

Which Luana are you refering to? Can I get a description/work history so I can try to place her? Thanks.

WSR