Note-- This is the same trip from a different perspective as Jonesie's "A Tale Of Two Mongerers" The pictures I will refer to are from his report.

If you have read my previous TRs you know that I take a slightly different slant on mongering as most of you. From what I have learned, most mongerers have the spirit of adventure, love the thrill of the chase and enjoy being in the realm of the unknown. I, on the other hand, like to have as much "pussy insurance" (not my term read it somewhere else) as possible. Let me explain...

The Setup

I plan and set up 1 or 2 trips each year for me and my buddies. We have been to Mexico, Jamaica and the DR over the past 10 years. Sometimes we go to the all inclusives but most recently I rent villas or small hotels for my group which is usually 6-15 guys. I then find someone local to help me recruit our hostesses.

Upon returning from the DR last year and writing my trip report I received a PM from one of CH and Monger Network's most famous sons, Jonesie. He told me he was intrigued by this different take on the pay for play experience and if I wanted to he would be happy to be my man on the ground and help me plan an event in Costa Rica. This was an offer I could not refuse. When Picasso asks you if you would like some assistance with your painting the answer is easy.

Over the next several months Jonesie and I set out to find the perfect venue for our event. Not too big/small and within our budget. After a couple of false starts we settled on Docelunas, a beautiful 20 room property in Jaco complete with restaurant, bar and pool. Of course when choosing the property I always have to have that uncomfortable discussion with the owner/manager about what we will be doing at their hotel. Jonesie took care of all of that and we were good to go.

With about 2 months to go Jonesie begann to send me pictures of potential hostesses based on his extensive "research" In the end he probably sent me pictures of about 40 girls. Ultimately we would have 15. Once I approved the girl Jonesie would then talk to them to see if they wanted to come to our event and what was expected of them. They would be offered $250/day for 4 days with a $200 bonus at the end if they met our expectations. A total of $1200. They would be with 1 guy each day maybe a different guy each day maybe not. There would be unlimited sessions each day with that 1 guy. DFK and BBBJ were mandatory. Almost all girls offered this gig accepted happily. Getting them to show up is another story...

Friday

The rest of The Council (me and a couple of the guys arrived a few nights prior) arrived on Friday afternoon. All 14 of us plus Jonesie stayed at Sportmens Lodge Friday night. It was a party! The wide eyed Council Members were treated to their first HDR expereince. Like it or hate it, it is something every mongerer should see. 12 of 14 of the guys found something to their liking and most of them had good experiences that night. On a personal note I sessioned with Tatiana, Julie and Gabby during my time in the gulch. I found each of them to be worthy of their new found Council Hostess status.

Saturday

The plan was for 2 mini buses to take the guys to Jaco in the late morning and then 2 more mini buses to take Jonesie and the girls to Jaco in the early afternoon. I think Jonsie aged about 10 years in the few hours before the girls arrived. Even though every thing had been explained to them in detail you never really know if they are going to show up and as good a bunch of guys as we are I would not want to be the one to expalin to a bunch of horny guys that only 4 girls showed up for 14 guys. As Jonesie exhaled 12 girls showed up and he scrambled to find 3 others. We were set!
Jonesie let me know what time the girls would arrive (about 90 min ride) so I could welcome them. A sight for my sore eyes as 15 beauties stepped off that bus. I told them to check into the 4 rooms I had set aside for them ad to meet us in the bar/restaurant in 1 hour for a welcome cocktail party

About 2 hours later(chica time)thay all showed up and the guys met the girls.Smiles all around as the drinks were flowing ( we had an open bar for our entire stay)Over the next hour each guy chose a girl and we all settled down to dinner. Probably not important to most of you but the food at this place was incredible and I am from NY and used to good food.
At one point I rememenber taking in the whole scene and looking at the finished product of me and Jonesie's work and a hugh smile broke across my face.
I chose Fernanda. She was an absolute doll with an incredible smile in addition to her other obvious assets. I never heard her say no to anything I wanted and the smile never left her. Had a session after dinner, back to the bar for more drinks and dancing and then back for a late night session. The perfect night!

Saturday

After a morning session I left Fernanda sleeping an went up to the restaurant eager to hear the stories of my Council brethren.Although some had the same expereince that I had too many others reported that after their initial sessions the girls disappeared and they could not find them. I think this was a combination of trusting inexperienced guys being taken advantage of savvy expereinced girls. After speaking with Jonesie we decided that the best course of action would be to single out one of the prime offenders and toss her out. Once the other girls saw that their compensation was in jeopardy they would all fall in line. And they did. No more problems.

Sunday

I kept Fernenda the second night. She was just too good to give up. Thats always the dilemma I face. If you have a great girl do you keep her because she is great or get a new girl because variety is the spice of life? A question that has no answer. Anyway Fernanda rewarded me with my decsion to keep her in a way that only a 20 years old Hooters girls can.

Monday


It was a beautiful day so we all hung out by the pool for the entire day. The scene of all of these girls in their bikinis was incredible. So much so that I had to hide my lower body beneath the surface of the water most of the afternoon as to not "tip my hand" as lust was in the air Maybe it was just the Maca Man,L-Arginine,Zinc and Korean Ginsing that I had been taking for weeks to prepare myself for this event.
It was very cool to be hanging out and whenever the moment moved me just take my girl, have a session and the come back to the pool scene. For the third day I forced myself to give Fernanda to my brother and chose Karen. She must have been very thirsty because she rewarded me that afternoon by drinking a milkshake that I had prepared just for her although I scolded her for spilling half of it on her chest.

Tuesday

I chose Sylvania. As they all were for me, she was fantastic and very GFE.

More of the same. Eat/session/drink/pool/laugh/session/eat/dance/laugh/session

On wednesday we said goodbye to our new friends from Costa Rica with promises to all see each other again. Although there was the inevitable drama that occurs when you have 15 under 25 year old working girls in one spot eveyone had a great time.

Funny ending- The girls are all loaded on the bus to leave. They each have $1000-$1200 depending on their bonus. One of the girls calls Jonesie on the bus to ask him for $40 so the girls can stop and buy lunch for the trip home. I never laughed so hard in my life.

Special thanks to Jonesie for putting together an amazing roster and for being a great guy. If you ever have the opportunity to hang with him don't miss it. Its impossible to convey in this space how important the comraderie of the guys factor in the enjoyment of this trip. We do this every year and its like we are all 16 years old again and our parents are away for the weekend for the first time. I guess having the 20 year old pussy around doesn't hurt


Costs

For those of you who are curious here are the basics for the 4 days:

Girls-$1200
Hotel/3 meals/open bar-$800
Girls meals/open bar- $240

Total cost for 4 nights =$2240 or $560 day

Thanks to all of you for the knowledge I get everytime I read one of your posts. I'll never learn it all but because of all of you I've learned more than I could have ever imagined

Fletch

Nice report, definitely one of those that makes you feel like you were there and despite the ups and downs it sounds like a fun time.

Any more pics of Fernanda to share? She's super hot.

I'd describe myself more of a Jackson-Pollack than Picasso...

A great time. I assure you the research was even more fun than the event itself.