2012/02 Pussyboy - Bangkok & Pattaya
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2012/02 Pussyboy - Bangkok & Pattaya
Just a quick update from my February Thai trip.
FLIGHTS:
Having tried the Arab airlines with their state-of-the-art equipment, I am back to ANA and sweat by it. Yes, their Boeing 777s are getting long in the tooth, but the service and management is still the best, and Narita is still the best airport you can transfer at with showers and rent by the hour sleeping rooms. A shower was $16 for 20 minutes and felt great because I also carried a new set of underwear to change into.
I only booked the flith 5 days in advance and got a great price, plus a seat with nobody else in the row, so I got to stretch out and sleep the whole time. You can't do that when you reserve months in advance. Travelocity will let you pick your seat and see which rows are empty, but the empty seats will fill up by the time you fly. Not so when you book just a few days in advance. If a flight looks half empty then, it will probably stay that way.
This was the first time I was forced through the TSAs backscatter cancer machines. I declined and got a courtious pat-down. No groin touching, thank God.
HOTELS:
Amari Atrium ($55/night)
My favorite on this trip and a real discovery. This joint is located in the North, about a $2 cab ride from Nana. This is a bit of an inconvenience, but this area is full of soapies, the price is amazing for the quality you get, and the reception couldn't care less about checking your visitors. They never asked for an ID.
Amari Boulevard ($66/night)
This place is at the heart of the action and has a superb lobby. At this rate, however I could only stay in the old wing on a lower floor. The new wing would have cost at least 90.
Chateau de Bangkok ($80/night)
This is five star and a bargain at that, being walking distance from Nana and other joints. They hit you with an extra $6/day for the use of their shitty internet connection which falls off every 10 minutes. I would not stay again.
Hotel Vista Pattaya ($70/night)
A bit overpriced and not well laid out, at least it is close to the beach and has a glass wall on the shower so you can watch your girl from the room as she cleans up. I would probably not stay again.
ACTION:
Nana and Pot Pong are still the best choices for go-go girls. The standard price is 4000/night or 2000 short time, but I pulled a 2000/night deal with a hot newbie from the top floor of Nana as well as a 3000/night with a super hot girl from pot pong after midnight. I should especially mention the Rainbow bars at Nana and the Fantasia bar on the second floor with its hot, barely legal short time teens.
Freelance was a new discovery on this trip. I pulled the best girl from the Beergarden. Most of the women here are pedestrian looking, but there are some hot ones. I spent 10 whole days with this one and am still in touch with her.
Gulliver's Travels at Soi 5 and the lobby bar at the Hyatt also deserve mention. The Bed Supper Club is now a thing of the past. No locals go there; it is a waste of time. The new club of choice is the MiXX. It has freelancers, but they are picky.
I had no luck at the Pattaya go-gos. They are arrogant and charge as much as 1200 for barfine. What a joke. I had better pulls at the beer bars which have very nice girls. Once girl I pulled at a go-go looked great in the dark inside but looked like shit once I saw her outside. Beer bars are better lit and safer.
Club Eden is still as good as ever and has some new faces, even a younger girl. I visited Dr BJs, which is new an also on Soi 7 1/2. You get your dick washed and blown for 20 minutes for 1000.
Tulip Massage was a huge let down. Crappy action delivered by some of the ugliest hags in BKK. The facilities remind you of an Iraqi emergency shelter. Stay away!
Finally, the best massage place still is the one just right of Club Eden. I had Thai massage for two hours, than a body scrub which ended with a hand job for a total of 1200 plus some tip to the woman. Great massage and very accommodating staff.
FOOD:
I had a terrible food poisoning from the Indians at Soi 3. I am done with these people and also street food. From now on, I'm sticking to Siam Center joints. I also had a full dinner with desert and a cocktail at the Hard Rock cafe and marvelled at how tasty everything was. Expensive but some of the best in BKK. At Pattaya, I ate at the Hilton mall. It is cheap, but you get what you pay for. The quality does not meet BKK standards.
HEALTH:
This was my first time having surgery at Bumrungrad. It was a fairly involving 60 minute plastic surgery to revise an ugly scar. I saved a bundle and was blown away by the kindness and patience of the whole staff. It is too early to tell how the wound will heal, but it is looking very promising so far. I think Bumrungrad is a superb deal and without any shortcuts on the quality.
ECONOMICS:
I blew $5700 for this trip, which took up all of February. Since I am a consultant, I can take as much time as I can afford to miss, which is great. Next year, I am taking both January as well as February. Fuck the Winter.
Photo: Dates 01
Photos: Dates 02 03 04 05 06
Chit Lom
Hotel Vista Pattaya
Pattaya
Terminal 21 BKK
Pattaya Walking Street entrance
Dr BJ
Amari Boulevard
View from Chateau de Bangkok
Amari Atrium
(Message edited by pussyboy on February 28, 2012)
| By Blazers on Tuesday, February 28, 2012 - 05:46 pm: Edit |
What happened to their faces? Why cut them out. 1 month trip and 6 girls...wow, you have discipline.
Middle east contractor?
I had given Fantasia a pass for many years due to the high number of LBs working there. But if they have spinners these days, I'll have to give it another look.
I much prefer Hong Kong or Taipei over Narita for a transfer. Everything at Narita is just too damn expensive.
Some very nice looking torso's you posted. The larger Pattaya go go's on walking street are overpriced, I found some good bargains in some of the smaller walking street go go's,
Don't fall in love with your beer garden girl, that western union money sending can get expensive LOL
I could only dream of taking two months off work, you should think about renting a serviced condo for your next trip to save money on lodging.
I am definitely renting an apartment next time not only to save money, but because I am tired of the security hassle at the door with guests. There are some spectacular deals for apartments in BKK.
As for dreams, taking a whole month or more off started as a dream for me, too, but it eventually turned into reality. If you give yourself a taste of mongering ecstasy, your mind will find a way to pay for the fun.
dr.bjs...nice find. Always wondered about the indian on soi3. thanks for the report and warning
The best Punjabi-style Indian food in Bangkok is Namuuskar, soi 8, hands down. Everyplace else is hit or miss, mostly miss. I brought a friend from the Punjab there the other night and he was thrilled with the quality and authenticity of the food.
zuperfly, thanks for the recommendation. I recently tried hazara at face, and thought it was quite good.
| By Sanfran on Wednesday, March 14, 2012 - 10:23 am: Edit |
Nice girls! I had lipo done at Bumrungrad twice. First time was 6 years ago(abdomen) and second about 5 years ago (love handles, chest, full neck from top of chest to ears and chin). Wow best money I every spent! No shit, every time I look in the mirror I notice the difference. 5 years later everything is still slim at 53! Bumrungrad is top notch. My doc had worked in Cleveland for 10 years before moving back to Thailand. Very cheap! I am stuck on Phils right now, and to chicken to try any lipo there. Anyway nice report! Love your girls.
Pussyboy, good report! massage on the right side of Club Eden? will try it out! thanks!
Update:
Bad news. Two weeks after returning from BKK, I discovered STD symptoms. I had some antibiotics and fought it but soon ran out and had to go to the doctor. The bottom line is, I picked up not one but TWO(!) STDs in one trip and purely from unprotected oral contact. I have never contracted anything via oral and have never heard of anybody contracting two infections at the same time this way.
The first thing was some tropical bacterial infection that antibiotics clear easily. The second infection is candida, a yeast infection that has to do with antibiotics destroying the natural bacterial balance of the body. In any case, this has lead to two months of fear and struggle, plus a combined medical bill of about 700 US, and I am still not fully done.
I am sure I got these at Dr. BJs. I should have thought of the dangers at such high traffic places. No more short time girls or BBBJs for me. The scariest thing is, even a detailed STD test would not have revealed either of these infections and I would have got them even if I had all my girls tested. The truth is, I personally know mongers who contracted herpes, HPV and gonorrhea purely from oral, so I should have expected this.
I now think, if you are going to do oral without a condom, don't do it with a short time girl. It is also useful to carry antibiotics and give some to your favorite girl before you take a risk. I now have enough antibiotics to kill a 300 pound gorilla and will always carry some, but I don't think I will ever bareback again without a full doctor's exam of the girl.
I hope you will all learn form my example and take precautions -- whatever those may be.
| By Costar on Saturday, May 05, 2012 - 08:33 pm: Edit |
"It is also useful to carry antibiotics and give some to your favorite girl before you take a risk."
No. If she's got something and even if you pick an antibiotic that kills that, unless she finishes the entire regimen before you start with her, you are creating a resistant strain. You don't want that!
In other words, the first few times she takes the antibiotic wipes out 90-something percent of the bacteria. The bugs that remain are resistant to that antibiotic. If you catch if from her at that point, that antibiotic won't help you, nor anyone else that you give it to.
Don't jack around with antibiotics. Ask your doctor about resistant strains.
Thanks for the warning about that place!
This and the gonorrhea thread on the chat board are starting to worry me! 
Guy, neither of those are an STD. You got a yeast infection and whatever the "tropical bacterial infection" is doesn't sound like anything. You got a hummer from some girl with thrush, nothing more.
Not an STD. The fact that you got while getting a blow job means you got it through sex, but its not the same thing. Getting a cold, strep throat or pink eye from a hooker doesn't make those things an STD, right?
I would NOT spend my time or money going to my regular doctor if I thought I had an STD, if I think I have an STD I go over to the county clinic and get checked out there. I an not doing it to save money, but they are more likely to know what you have and can get you proper treatment a lot faster.
Cat is right..those are not STD's.
Technically, they are STIs - Sexually Transmitted Infections. Give him a break, you guys are picking gnat shit out of pepper.
EA
Technically, they are not STIs. Cat and Blazers are right. STIs and STDs are synonyms. You can get the flu while having sex. If you do, is that an STI? No. Go check out the CDC guidelines of STD treatment. They offer a complete listing of what physicians have defined as STDs.
Look, clearly the guy got sick, and that sucks. I can't imagine what that girls mouth looked like, thrush is pretty noticeable. But, if it's a blowjob bar or whatever, and it's dark, I guess you wouldn't notice.
The doctor I went to is an STD specialist. He did say that the tropical infection is not an STD, and that one can get it just from humid air. But then why is it on my genitals?
The candida only appeared after 3 rounds of antibiotics and may not have anything to do with any blowjobs so you could be right, I got non-STD infections, but I did get them because of sex, and I did get them on my genitals.
I will be wearing a cover from now on unless the woman is tested and also personally examined. I had a girl prepared this way for 100US at Bumrungrad years ago. I still remember the wonderful feeling of coming into her ass.
Every single person who has commented in this thread has had an STD or presently has one...they just dont want to admit thats the case. Many of the people who have commented in this thread continue not to use condoms although they have had or presently have an STD. Look at how they even know the medical jargon as if they have been to the doctors time and time again in regards to these issues.
Its not worth it going without a condom. Im not an expert in this area, but I dont want to become one like the guys in this forum therefore I bring a full load of condoms.
Portege...knowing STD's is part of life but I have yet to contract anything mongering and consider myself lucky.
You got it the same way guys get crotch rot. You were in a hot and humid environment, walking around, and developed a rash. It happens all the time.
The yeast infection came from the blowjob most likely, because the girl had a yeast infection in her mouth. You did not contract an STD.
I've never caught a thing either, except a cold or sore throat from kissing. Portege, it's clear that you're a complete dipshit, but it's a false assumption on your part that the rest of us are as well.
(Message edited by catocony on May 06, 2012)
Guys who go bareback have had STDs, whether they know it or not. You cannot bareback 100+ prostitutes and not get one. Many guys get STDs without ever being symptomatic. This is especially true for HPV. As there is no test for HPV in males, nor any treatment, odds are you wouldn't know. But HPV is epidemic in all populations, not just hookers. I would guess that if you've barebacked more than two times with hookers, the odds are extremely high that you've had HPV. It tends to clear naturally over time with males, and in a majority of cases is asymptomatic, so you would never know you had it, unless you infected someone else and learned that way. Many a divorce has been precipitated by a wife's coming down with HPV.
Some of us are simply educated people, Portege. That's why we know more than the basics about STDs. It has nothing to do with hanging around STD clinics the way IAS does 
Guys, there you go picking on poor Portege again claiming he is not educated.
How do you guys know he is not educated?
I bet he went to Lima City College. If not there, maybe Cuzco City College.
Lets be nice now guys!
MM
When you start talking about medical terms in great detail and start talking about what is a disease or an infection,etc...I tend to think you guys have been to the doctor one too many times. I can imagine you up late performing the umpteenth google search and leaving messages on those medical forums. Hey, you can tell me all day long that you didnt get anything, but there is a reason why you hunt around the internet educating yourself. Probably something itching or burning Im guessing? hmmmm...Look, there is no shame if you caught something. I dont hold anything against you and no one else here should.
The only dipshit is the one who goes around barebacking prostitutes. You have joined the dipshit club if you think you are going to bang hundreds of random prostitutes and not catch anything. However, there is a way to get out of the dipshit club. Go to the doctor, explain the situation and make sure you dont have anything else. Get tested. Then start using a condom. That way you can save yourself the time from being up all night on message boards trying to figure out why you are pissing blades or worse.
If you want to stay part of the dipshit club, then keep barebacking all over Asia and South America. Lets hope you dont make this list.
http://stdcarriers.com/famouspeople/celebrities.aspx?
Dont be a dipshit and believe you are indestructable. Steve Jobs thought he was indestructable and guess what? He was wrong.
Hello. My name is Murasaki and I am a dipshit. So are all of my best friends on this board.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've had an STD; not as many as Sancho, but probably more than 10 times.
But it's a good thing no one on this board will hold my dipshitness against me.
And on a more serious note, many health care professionals would tell you that are a dipshit for banging sex workers, regardless of whether or not you use a condom.
Any man or woman who is promiscuous, regardless of whether or not they interact with sex workers, needs to be prepared to deal with the medical consequences of their actions. Period. Even wearing condoms will not protect one from all STDs.
You take risks if you sexually interact with a prostitute. You take risks if you pick someone up at your local bar. Risk is inherent in sexual encounters. Condoms reduce the risk, but they don't eliminate it.
If someone isn't comfortable with that, then they certainly shouldn't be mongering.
Bwana, at this point, I don't even really consider HPV to be a big deal since just about everyone has it. I'm 100% sure I have HPV, just like everyone else who's banged more than a few women in their lives.
Portege, perhaps you're too old or something, but they actually do teach sex ed in schools, and have done so for decades. The even talk about medical things in newspapers, magazines, even on TV. In fact, some of us actually no real medical doctors, in fact, a number of guys in this thread are medical doctors. So no, you don't need to catch gonorrhea to know what it is, just like you don't need to be a quarterback in the NFL to understand what a forward pass is.
And yes, I'm sure that Steve Jobs caught pancreatic cancer because he thought he was indestructible. If he had only used a condom, he never would have contracted cancer.
| By Redbus on Monday, May 07, 2012 - 10:03 pm: Edit |
I must admit you take that chance of catching something even if you religiously wear a condom, did You know condoms are only something like 97% safe, the friends episode comes to mind.
Rubbers don't do a whole lot for HPV or even herpes. Those are skin-on-skin things, not fluid based.
I always use a condom with gpd's but I still think that Portege is a dip shit.
Cat is right on, and so is Bluestraveller.
Protege, go get on your soapbox somewhere else. The issues you raise have been stated far more intelligently and eloquently by others here in the past. We don't need a Club Hombre version of Pat Robertson.
The argument about condoms not being effective is baseless. I used a condom for over two decades for everything and never had a problem. I was also tested recently for herpes and am negative, despite BBBJs from at least 100 women (bad boy!).
The lesson I am trying to get across here is that BBJs ARE dangerous, especially with short time girls. It is best to get a full STD test if you are going to bareback. Stay safe and enjoy the fun. Don't teach beginners to take unnecessary risks. Japanese condoms are very good and give you 90% of the sensation while also protecting your health.
Another lesson is that Thailand is a seriously dirty country. I once got an infection that caused my nails to separate from the skin and had several food poisoning episodes. Never had such problems in Brazil.
As for my the current case, the fungal infection is almost entirely gone, and holistic methods played a big role in defeating it. I will post the full story of how I recovered soon enough.
Herpes in general doesn't seem to crop up very often. I personally know only 2 guys with herpes and neither is a monger.
Again, just like the girl with thrush who blew you, a little visual inspection will go a long way to preventing contact diseases. If you had seen her mouth, you most likely would have noticed the thrush. If you had kissed her you definitely would have. As for herpes, if they're in an outbreak, you will most likely notice it.
But the point, again, that you don't seem willing to accept is that you did not contract an STD. You got a hummer from a filthy bitch with a latrine for a mouth. That's either bad luck or a bad job of checking her out before you picked her. Accidents happen, just look at it that way. If you're more comfortable doing covered blowjobs, then great. However, I would bet that if you had lowjobs from another thousand girls, you wouldn't have any issues.
I think what the problem pussyboy brought from thailand is considered a sexually transmited infection, no more no less. Not going to start preaching nothing or try to burn anybody on a cross, this is a great and rewarding website and we all adults in the matter. going bareback, do it with multiples partners, no condoms or condoms is a personal choice and we all have to live up to our actions. I personally am a true believer in safe sex, period.
Pussyboy, I do hope you get well and back on a happy note; only friendly advice i would tell is to not auto give you antibiotics without medical supervision 'cause like somebody said it; you just ended up with antiboitics resistant strain. Now, that is a very bad news for mankind!!! not very smart move./
I used to drive around a motorcycle without a helmet back in the day. It looked cool, it felt cool, but I was really being a dipshit or a douche for not using the most basic safety equipment.
While I dont have the medical training or experience that many here proclaim to have, I have never heard a medical professional advocate banging some random woman without a condom. Nor have I ever heard of a medical professional stating that you can be your own doctor and prescribe yourself medicine. So do what you want, but engaging in risky behavior without the most basic safety equipment makes you a dipshit or a douche...your choice. Being your own doctor also puts you into the dipshit/douche club.
You're a dipshit because of your accumulated body of work on ClubHombre, which is mostly retarded political posts and whinings about how everyone else is wrong but you're right.
Dudes....
Near as I can tell everyone is an adult here. Near as I can tell everyone finished (at least) high school here.
No use on getting nasty with each other, everyone is got their opinion and you know what those are.
Use common sense and leave it at that. You are not going to change anyone's mind by flaming or being antagonistic.
Plenty of information out there re STDs and prevention.
Now let's move on to entertaining pussy tales...
| By Buick on Thursday, May 10, 2012 - 11:08 pm: Edit |
if this helps any i had a similar experience several years back. two trips to HKG. the first one i came back with the 'crotch rot', i was sure it must be herpes from a BBBJ (i use condoms for fucking). then after i returned from the next trip my dick burned when i pissed and my piss was orange. again, i nearly had a heart attack and thought my life was forever ruined. but it turned out to be nothing. the gal that gave me multiple BBBJ's had a tongue piercing and it may have messed up the inside of my dick by excessive rubbing on the outside. tested negative for STDs in each case.
the doctor did suggest i try a different schedule next time i'm in hong kong !!! the other interesting piece was the doctor's assistant was an attractive 20 yr old from northern california. she gave me a rather odd look when she saw my file and it noted that i was visiting for my second series of STD tests in less than a year.
I am one of the few members on this board that has never had any STD despite numerous bareback blow jobs and several bareback fucks. Just incredibly lucky I guess or else it never took hold because of the doxycycline regimen for malaria prevention.
However I still seem to imagine my dick is burning several days after rough unprotected sex. Ordering a fairly priced comprehensive STD panel provides much comfort. I have used this site in the past.
http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/std_testing.php
No black marks on insurance or embarrasing doctor visits required. LAB CORP OF AMERICA does the testing, so you can have confidence in the results.
Hot4ass2;
just want to say thanks for the info on the lab deals to get your blood tests privately. Very much grateful for the info
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