G'Day Mates

Whilst visiting Manila on business, I ventured over to Angeles City. Bloody hell! In all my years I have never dreamed of such a Playground!!

In Australia, we don't have such a magical venue. Instead, Punters spend 100's of dollars to get far less than is readily available in every bar at Angeles.

I happened to meet some chaps who insisted I tag along as they bar hopped, and was delighted to make their acquaintances. One mate in particular was quite interesting, a fellow by the name of 'Bwana'. A rather peculiar sort, he delighted in acting half his age with twice as many women as any man should... but otherwise a splendid example of humanity. I joined ClubHombre today at his invitation.

These fine gents took me to bar after bar in search of some special woman who suited their fancy. As for me? I was quite well pleased to shag whatever was in front of me! My complete lack of preference quickly became the ongoing source of their amusement! At least I served a noble purpose...

In a future installment, I shall endeavor to recall our escapades. In the meantime, here are a few samples of my meager accomplishments

Photos: Bargirl 01 02 03 04

Hey, I know those nipples!

Gentlemen, I can assure you that Mr. Dingo is quite the dog, and well suited to our fraternity. I'm looking forward to a steady stream of tales--some tall, most true--from this gentleman from Down Under (which refers to his geographical locale and his preferred sexual position). Fortunately for us, he likes cameras too, and has a way of convincing LBFMs to do shocking things on camera.

looks good , anxiously awaiting more details.

Thanks for the good word, Bwana. Mates like that just make trips better.

My accommodation while in Angeles was the Lewis Grand Hotel where I took the Presidential Suite for a few days. The Lewis Grand blew away even the finest hotels of Manila, let alone the average hotel I visited while in Angeles City. I was duly impressed with the standard of service and comfort at this fine hotel, and wouldn't hesitate to stay there again.

The multi-room Presidential Suite features a lovely balcony, huge living/dining room and a delightful private bedroom. Two full baths came in handy during some of the 4 girl orgies, and the large jacuzzi tub saw plenty of action as well. Another nice feature was the 'Hollywood' sized bed which is 30% larger than a Kingsize.

The large free-form pool at the Lewis Grand became quite popular with the girls, who enjoyed sipping ice cold San Miguel beers with me while perched atop the barstools in the water at the poolbar.

The quality of the food, the quality of the accomodation, the quality of the service and the location being comfortably away from 'Ground Zero' all served to provide a welcome oasis away from what many describe as the 'shithole' that is Angeles City. Indeed once I walked through the doors of this establishment, I forgot I was even in the Philippines at all! Here's a link to the hotel for those who want more info http://lewisgrand.com/

And here are a few more photos of the "accommodations"

Photos: LewisGrand 05 06 07 08 09 10 11

Thanks for the report, especially underwater pics, that may be a first!

Man sometimes I wish I was Australian or just lived there. With SEA as your backyard, you could be there monthly.

I believe you got my hands in there taking this picture:

Photo: Lollipop - Candy Bar

Or was it this one?

Photo: Cutie - Candy Bar

No hips on the first set of pictures.

Got to be a lady boy!

MM

"this gentleman from Down Under (which refers to his geographical locale and his preferred sexual position)."

LOL...

One of the best lines ever on the legendary CH board...

Would Mr. Dingo perchance have an aversion to Korean masseuses massaging his prostate gland?

Love the nipples.

BigPoppa if you love the underwater nipple pics? They're actually stills taken from the underwater videos...

Cheers!
DonDingo

Mr. Murasaki

I don't know what you're goin on about, but I reckon you have issues. Have you been to prison?

Cheers!
DonDingo

DD - Welcome to the club, appreciate the photos. Looks like your maiden voyage to AC suited you well. Refreshing to see a monger not caught up in BF pricing and whining about the lack of quality girls. Plus, making a big slash in a top rate hotel. Hope to see more of your contributions.

Funny you mention that Murasaki. I had a Korean massage girl playing with my prostate yesterday. Don't knock it before you try it.

Shit - I go away on business, come back, and see some old names still swinging the lumber. Looks like great fun!

On a side note, the bible thumping Pacquiao is getting lame, I think he could use a loss tomorrow

Cheers!

Pics from Underwater Video. WOW. They do not look like Stills from Video. Great pics.

"this gentleman from Down Under (which refers to his geographical locale and his preferred sexual position)."
LOL... One of the best lines ever on the legendary CH board...

Qullombo thanks for pointing out just how very 'peculiar' Bwana can be!? It gives pause while I wonder how he could possibly know that about me?

Photo: Vidcap 12

Ibaski it so happens that I work with a bloke who's somewhat handy with video. He's putting together a little 'home movie' from the films I shot, and sends this little advanced peek for us to enjoy?

https://hotfile.com/dl/159140331/6824731/PI_Cam_HD.mpeg.html

Cheers!
DonDingo

Very funny video! First time in AC? Really?

Hot4ass, I wasn't knocking it. I guess you haven't been on the board long enough to catch the reference to some exchanges that took place around Don Gringo's experiences with a Korean digging around "down under" and his "issues" with that type of activity.

How ironic that "Dondingo" comes from a land "down under" as well.

Shit - I read the reference and assumed it was DGringo

Thnks for the report and pics ,pls keep them coming . It was my utmost pleasure to do the a.c trip along side legendary bawana ,u r class act my friend .

"Kid in a candy shop"
"Ladies man extraordinaire"
"Relentless in his pursuit of perfection"
"Able to fall in love in under seven seconds"
"Wants them out of his bed sooner than we turn off the porn after jacking off"

These are some of the quotes that come to mind when I recall punting in AC with Sunny. Fine chap that he is, I would be honored to travel with him again.

Sunny:

"Ladies man extraordinaire" is right. Sunny left AC the day before I did, and in almost every bar I entered, girls would rush up to me and say "Where's Sunny? Is Sunny coming tonight?" And no, guys, he was not a bell ringer. He did not puke double ladies drinks (that would be our friend, DonDingo LOL!). Sunny just seems to have a certain "je ne sais quoi" that those AC spinners love, beyond what was in his wallet. I even had a well known but very hot lesbian from one bar asking me if Sunny might come barfine her. He pulled some of the most awesome girls I've seen in AC, and had them begging for more.

Bastard!

https://hotfile.com/dl/159373389/2ccfbfb/Hotel_Lewis_Grand.m4v.html

Here's a link to download the next video which includes a lot of underwater pool shots. After a few days of shagging, nothing beats an afternoon of beers and babes in the pool at the Lewis Grand.

The next few posts will get into more of the 'daily trip report' style so popular here.

Cheers until next post!
DonDingo

I just wanted to say these videos are really great. I really hope it becomes a trend cheers!

Thanks for that video. It's amazing how good bargirls look when wet. I have to ask, what kind of camera where you using? I'm tempted to get a go pro hero 2 before my next trip

$199 GoPro HD from Costco, plus a $100 upgrade: a 'blur fix' lens adapter that removes all the 'fish-eye' & vignetting, available at http://snakeriverprototyping.com/products.html
The pool shots were taken using a clear lens.

While I'm extremely impressed with this rig for underwater shots, when I used it to film a bar girl in bed? I wasn't at all pleased with how it handled the low lighting or background light.

Thanks for the good words. More vids to come.

Cheers!
DonDingo

awesome video's , i really love the clip at :30 in the first vid with the lightning strike in the background when shes on top of you.
thanks for sharing , i think i may invest in a go pro if i ever make it on a trip again , haha.

If I recall correctly, much of the non-water video was shot with an iPhone. Isn't that correct?

While I'm extremely impressed with this rig for underwater shots, when I used it to film a bar girl in bed? I wasn't at all pleased with how it handled the low lighting or background light.

Still it was a good video. Good lighting can be captured by a camera but it's either there with lights/flashes or sunlight or it's not. There's little a camera can do to compensate. So you either need to bang these chicks on the balcony or get some lights.

Even the underwater shots wouldn't have come out well if they had been any deeper. Thanks for the link though, the flexible arms with lights would work great for diving and not cost a fortune.

Welcome aboard Dongringo. Nice report, great photos. When I was in AC, I walked past the Lewis Grand Hotel many times. You see, it's on the way to where I was staying during my AC visits, which was at the Sunset Garden Inn and America Hotel. But seeing that I am just a working stiff (pun intended!) and am forced to acquaint myself with the lesser luxurious accommodations, I quite easily settled three-star hotels which are closer, yet still very comfortable and cozy. But nothing like the Lewis Grand, that's for sure.

One day, while walking past the Lewis Grand, the curiosity got the better of me, so I decided to go in and check it out for myself. The lobby area is extravagant in itself. I was even given a personal tour by one of the very friendly and courteous female staff members, and while I was being shown the pool area, there just happened to be some huge pool party going on where all the girls were throwing off their tops and going topless. ("Wow!" I thought, "Is this what goes on here in the pool every day?")

On that very same street, along the grassy area right across the street from where the Lewis Grand Hotel is located, I was told by more than one tricycle rider and taxi driver that it can be a dangerous place to be walking at night, as many bandits assume most of the tourists who are walking that way are probably staying at the Lewis Grand. Which means they're loaded.

I never had any problems, but there again, I always made it a point to walk past the Lewis Grand during the daytime, or when coming back from Fields Avenue, I would always use transportation. It's the reports and photos like this which makes me yearn for my newly discovered hunting/mongering ground.

As General Douglas MacArthur said, "I shall return." And I will. It's only a matter of time. (And money!)

Master Bates.

Dondingo, I believe we have a Dongringo on this site as well.

Here's another video 20mins long - shot entirely on the GoPro in an executive room at the Lewis Grand. It's shot at night using the lighting available in the room. Some of the colors came out so poorly that I either changed the exposure or turned that scene black & white while editing. But you'll notice something with using the gopro to shoot your own movies of yourself - hold it at arms length and you'll get far more than you bargained for! The wide angle is so damn wide it's impossible to keep myself out of the scene. Even closeups still manage to get 100% of her body, meaning anyone including me can shoot our own porn!

The story behind this girl still warms me heart, lads. While out with Bwana, Sunny & George Clooney, we started hitting some of the smaller perimeter bars in search of their elusive 'diamonds in the rough'. If you ask me? I think those lads just love to drink and flirt. Personally I find it very challenging to not want to barfine the first acceptable girl and get shagging, and when I said as much? They merely asked which of the line up I thought I could fuck?

I pointed at the number with the amazing tits, butterface & braces and they motioned her to our table to join the girls they were flirting with. When it was time to go, they paid the bill INCLUDING her barfine and sent her back to the room with me?

So for the price of a nice steak dinner at the Outback Steakhouse, these guy made my evening lol. We even spent 15 minutes trying to force my cock up her tiny little bum ... sadly, to no avail.

So this flick is dedicated to Bwana, Sunny and George Clooney. Thanks for shag!

https://hotfile.com/dl/159509204/888502d/Angeles_Requiem_in_D_Cup.m4v.html

Masterbates you're correct that the area across the street from the Lewis Grand is a vacant lot that we shouldn't walk past at night. With that said, the Lewis has two vans with A/C available to pick up guests anytime of the day or night. On a number of occasions, I would text the hotel staff requesting a pickup at the bar I was in, and they would text back the time my driver would arrive, affording me the opportunity to walk past those annoying, cramped little trikes and stroll into a cool, comfy van with my lady at my side. Yet another example of how staying at the Lewis made me forget I was even 'at the shithole' that is Angeles!

Sampson I haven't met this Dongringo of whom you speak, however Bwana assured me I wasn't missing much. Bwana went on to explain the standards on this board went way up after this dongringo character and a few of his buddies left?

Bwana you are correct that most of the video shot above the water line was on an iphone 4s, which happens to be a remarkably good camera. In future videos I post, you will see the iPhone at work!

Photo: Vidcap 13

Some screen caps from the last video

Cheers!
DonDingo

DD - Rookie mistake... Sex photos won't fly on this site. Oppps!

Nice video. I see what you mean about the lighting. But good to know (?) we can all be Mike John now.

I foresee a bunch of black boxes.

I don't recall which bar we were in when DonDingo decided to pull this big fitted butterface. We were in a lot of bars that day. I could be wrong, but I think we'd (DD, Sunny, George Clooney and I) just finished with a trip to a terrific Korean massage place in Koreatown (no fingering of the ass or happy finishes; a real massage place). We started at Mirrors and worked our way towards Fields, with stops at Lost In Asia and god knows where else.

DonDingo, being the rookie he was, fell in love with every pair of tits he saw. It was all we could do to stop him from fucking the girls on the bar stools. We had a power outage at one point. so DonDingo whipped out his iPhone and played music, urging the girls to get back up on stage and dance.

As I recall now, DD pulled this butterface from Dr. Holms. We paid his tab mainly so he'd leave and we wouldn't have to look at her any longer. In actuality, she was quite a live wire, and I'm sure was lots of fun back in the room.

The rest of us continued on our search, almost pulling three girls from Eruptions, but the vibe with them wasn't good enough, so we headed down to Fields and all located suitable company. We'd planned to reunite with DD later that evening, but Butterface left him weak-kneed and unable to report for duty. Fuckin' rookie!

The Halla Spa is another place to 'get away' from the shithole that is AC. Bwana said it reminded him of a Rio Terma, only without any sperm flying around? Great showers, hot and cold pools, full bar, Korean restaurant, massage, manicure, foot massage ... you name it. Great way to chill. Also, they have wireless so you can keep in touch with work etc... just have to ask for the code.

I take particular exception, however, to my mates trying to arrange a MALE masseuse for me?! They claim it helps them relax, knowing there's nothing sexual going on - which is exactly why I always have a FEMALE massage me! I want to enjoy the female touch. I want to make sure that when I am touched, it's always sexual and I respond accordingly. So when these went behind my back to arrange a male masseuse, I just laughed and pulled the massage girl I'd had the day before...

As for Bwana's recollection of me in the AC bars, I'm afraid he's right. What can I say - it pains me to leave pussy to find pussy!? Sadly, 'barhopping' just doesn't work for this bloke.

Photo: Party Rocker 14

In my next installment, we'll talk about Sunny deciding he'd had enough of my pulls. Sunny took it upon himself to pull the hardbody dancer pictured above, who tried to crush me with her thighs?

Stay tuned

DonDingo had a full-blown case of homosexual panic at the Halla Massage. When you are getting a straight massage you want someone with strong hands. DD could not be convinced of that. His latent gayness was on full display, and he nearly shat in the hot pool when we suggested he man up and go with a male masseuse. Sunny, George Clooney and I, being confident in and comfortable with our masculinity, all had male masseuses.

Notice the legs on that girl in the last picture. Pretty masculine, wouldn't you say?

I loved your intro video Dondingo, great work!

Bwana and Dondingo, I love the back and forth of this trip report, just wish I could have been there to be the butt of the jokes.

Some say this board has become boring, and I apologize if my feeling I have little new to say about all of our favorite sport is part of that ennui. But most of the best times of my LIFE have been hanging out with several of the old school members of this board. Many of us have slowed down, made comebacks, retired, etc, but always good to hear about those still living my (WET!!!) dream!

Any more vids of the hard body girl?

"Notice the legs on that girl in the last picture. Pretty masculine, wouldn't you say? "

Bwana you WISH you knew what it was like to have those legs wrapped around your lame ass!!!

Now if you'll excuse me, I'll get back to editing my video of her for Bigpoppa and the others who APPRECIATE my artistic efforts

BD, I'm with DonGringo on this one. I refuse to let a male masseuse touch me. Not all of us want "strong hands" with our massage. I'm quite happy with the oil Indonesian massages, the Hong Kong massages in Changping, and of course, Thai massages in LoS, all given by women. And if you do want strong hands, I know a masseuse or two in Bangkok who could destroy you if you let them.

It is nice to see that Deeg finally made it over to the other side of the world, after talking about it for years.

Man. I wish I was there for this trip. This is what the PI and Thailand are all about. Even if the chicks aren't the hottest ever, it's still fun as hell when you're with a good group of guys.

This trip report helps push me on finally taking a long trip to Asia I've been kicking around for about 5 years almost. It's never been the $, it's just tough to take so much time off , I am guessing I need about 2-3 weeks minimum?

Smuckin I'm certainly no expert, but the thought of staying in Angeles for 2-3 weeks is just scary to this bloke. If you like the beach, or diving or general tourism, I'd break your trip up like so:

Manila
Angeles 4-5 days
Subic, LaUnion 4 days
Angeles 2 days
Puerto Gallerta 3 days
Manila

If I were just going to do Angeles? I'd limit the trip to 1 week or less, and minimize the impact from time changes to the body clock

Here's the final video, featuring the dancer whom Sunny pulled for me (and paid for, I might add). Apparently Sunny grew weary of seeing me bang all the butterfaces, so when I joined all of the guys for the pole dancing contest? There was Sunny, grinning from ear to ear.

"I got you something I think you will like" was all he said as he motioned her to sit beside me. And like her I most certainly did. Exquisite. Sculptured. Simply Stunning.

I was smitten.

Sex with this woman made me forget my own name.
From the moment we hit the sheets, she danced her loins into mine, seeking the seeds that would end not only our session, but any illusions I had that latinas were better than asians.

I steadfastly held off - who would want such bliss to come to an end??

Time after time, she poured her very best all over me, sweating, her breath hot and heavy - not from fucking fast and furious mind you. No sir. Hers was a deliberate, intense strength that still hardens my member at the very thought of her. Many a Butterface before her had grimaced at the onslaught of my hour long sessions, but this filly merely took my very best in stride as she rode me all over the suite.

When at last the eternal fountain of my youth erupted deep inside her, she rose to wash, dress and be on her way - leaving me curled up in the fetal position, trembling on the sheets dampened by her flaming lusts.

Some may ask why I didn't film our time together after her striptease?

The answer is quite simply - I needed both hands to hang on for that ride.

Enjoy this final video, entitled 'Fallen Angeles'.

And beware of swarthy strangers bearing gifts...

https://hotfile.com/dl/159591170/ed73e28/Fallen_Angeles.m4v.html

DonDingo

Buddy ,don't forget to mention the fun ur posse had ,u with her bawana ,me and George each with 2 girls that night and the party at blue Nile followed by stint at karaoke place .
After u split me and George went to high society and came home at 6.am and trust me we saw crocodiles and dragons in the air ,I guess if u drink vodka cran/ red bull all night ,u can see them floating in the air above fields avenue .

Sunny drinking with you could become an Olympic event, and although I've never been I say we practice some more - this time in Rio.

Porker wrote "Bwana and Dondingo, I love the back and forth of this trip report, just wish I could have been there to be the butt of the jokes. Some say this board has become boring, and I apologize if my feeling I have little new to say about all of our favorite sport is part of that ennui. But most of the best times of my LIFE have been hanging out with several of the old school members of this board. Many of us have slowed down, made comebacks, retired, etc, but always good to hear about those still living my (WET!!!) dream!

and I'll have to agree with him! We may not be old school 'members' like Bwana, but we should certainly try. After all, I hear the women of Rio are 'muito bom'

Murasaki you appear to have me confused with another Don - perhaps too much sake, mate?

Cheers!
DonDingo

Damn Dingo,

That last video makes me want to jump on the next plane outta town! Very nicely done. If this doesn't win the best TR of the quarter, it needs to be investigated like Pacquiao-Bradley. That's also thanks to your wingmen's banter here.

I did see a dinosaur hovering over Fields, and then I realized, "holy shit, there really is a dinosaur up there" on one of the buildings. AC can be pretty surreal, even when one is sober. Add alcohol, trike fumes, and the overwhelming scent of pussy to the mix and you have a heady brew that can leave a man dazed and confused for so long... I was so disoriented I almost bought some Viagra from one of the street vendors!

We developed a strategy: send Sunny into the bar first to attract all the hottest chicks and then come in and pick from the ones he decided to pass on. Being the gentleman he is, Sunny would sometimes even give us a shot at the very hottest, and merely by having the "Sunny Seal of Approval," we were able to pull these hotties.

We had such a good time in AC that we are working on a reunion in Rio.

After watching the video, the "hardbody dancer" chic is less deserving of calling her a "dancer" than giving Tim Bradley the championship belt.
An investigation needs to be done why her hips look like a dude from behind.

CL-
Have you been to the Philippines? "Hipless" (and "assless") girls are pretty common. The hardbody girl doesn't strike me as either, though, and I had a pretty up close view of her hips and ass, as she was seated between DD and me.

Cincoleche prefers the less physically fit type - to each their own. Personally I could die a happy man with that Sheila in my bed every night, and odds of my expiring would be greatly increased if she kept working me over like she did.

I recall not getting up to see her out as she left. Instead I just lay there on the sheets, cursing the gods for making a trophy like her... that wasn't on my mantle. Damn you Sunny! I vow to put the same hex upon you when next we meet in Rio!

I break my trips to the PI between flight recovery (Manila for 3 days) then a week at the beach, Cebu City is close to the beaches from Lapu Lapu on down, then back to Manila for 4 days and back to LAX,

Work for me.

694me,

You should write up your approach in Cebu. There's not enough useful info here on how to properly monger there. I, for one, would love to learn more about how to do Cebu right.

Bwana from the other boards to which I belong, there's relatively little info on how to 'do Cebu right'. There's a handful of small venues that are not within walking distance from one another, plus the obvious street action fraught with all the perils one would expect.

Cheers!
DonDingo

Photo: Festa 15

Our man Bwana has vast experience world wide, and was good enough to keep us newbies entertained with his tales of 'the good life' in Rio De Janeiro Brazil. He kept saying we had to come there and do a 'festa'.

As you can see in the above photo, our AC festa got off to a rather slow start... :rolleyes: Can anyone here vouch that Bwana does indeed know the first damn thing about 'festas'??

Cheers!
DonDingo

As I recall, it was DonDingo, after hearing stories of some Rio festas, who decided to try to pull one off in AC. Those familiar with the Brazilian festa and AC girls would know better.

DD invited 4 girls from 2 bars over to his Presidential Suite, and invited Sunny, George Clooney and I to join in. We began in the pool, and despite about an hour of torrential rain, we had a good time. Sunny had to head to the airport, so the upstairs festa was to involve the 4 girls and three guys.

However, once upstairs, it became clear that these girls were absolutely NOT going to do a Brazilian-style festa (if you don't know what that is, go back and read some reports from 2000-2005 from Rio). DD can tell you what happened EVENTUALLY, but while George Clooney and I were there, nothing happened.

The girls all took showers after getting in from the pool, and then got dressed and put on their makeup! Wrong, wrong, wrong. In a festa, you take your shower and start fucking. Instead, the girls all climbed on the bed (promising?) and pulled out their cell phones and started texting, watching TV, etc. (not promising...see picture above). The girls whimpered and sulked a bit when DD told them to put the phones away. They did put them away, but slowly and reluctantly.

After about an hour of nothing happening, George and I, realizing that these girls were not orgy girls, bid DD adieu. DD will have to tell you what transpired thereafter in his suite. George Clooney and I hit some bars and found suitable company for the night. That was the evening I stumbled upon Rissa (see my brief report on this trip). In the end, we had a great afternoon by the pool, and we all ended the evening with our cocks nestled in the orifices of one (or more) LBFM.

When was the last time anyone organized a real Festa in Rio? In 2006 I think the exchange rate was around 2.4 to 1 and I remember some people half heartedly trying to put one together but it seemed the glory days had passed and I have heard nothing since then. (of course Im a social Pariah so maybe there have been some awesome ones and Im just not aware.)

I think for that kind of obscene excess to be common you need at least 3 to 1 and prices about half what they are now.

Anybody know what the grand suite at VIPs now runs for a few hours? Yikes!

I looked at the website http://www.vipsmotel.com.br/unidade_selecao.aspx?sid=15
Is it correct that their best suite costs

890 brazilian dollars
430 us dollars
433 oz dollars

Mate - that's the price of a normal room at the Sydney Hilton, but that room in Rio looks far better! Split four ways, that means each gent pays $110 - I say we have a go at it!

(Message edited by DonDingo on June 14, 2012)

That pic is priceless! 4 PI bargirls being shy. Once in a while you find a real freak in the PI but most of the time, that's what you get.

I actually think DD's butter face MO worked out as there were some righteous tits, good videos and pics and plenty of pillows to hide the faces. AC is definitely not a place for the picky, but one of compromise or else be disappointed.

In all actuality the bar hopping with good humored company is the the best part...If your sole goal is to get laid by dimes...Germany FKKs.

I organized a full on festa in 2007 and a mini-festa (2 guys, 8 girls) later that same year. I attended another festa (organized by others) the following year, but it has been awhile. Perhaps it's time for another.

The festas do get pricey these days in Rio. In addition to the price for the Millennium Suite (R$890 for 8 hours; used to be R$600), you pay for the girls (obviously). We typically would bring in two different sets of garotas, each staying for 3 hours, which gave us some time to get set up at the beginning and to get housekeeping to come in and bring towels, robes, etc. between sets. Each girl cost about R$200 for 3 hours. Two sets of 5 girls would be R$2000. Plus, VIPS charges a fee (R$50, I think) for each guy beyond 2 and each girl beyond 2. So that's another R$500. Then there's food, drink, more drink, cabs, etc.

In the end, you are talking a minimum of US$500 per guy, which sounds like a lot, but for 8 hours of hedonic bliss it is worth it to those who have the cash. But, by comparison, that's more than I spent on pussy across 7 nights in AC.

The same deal in AC? Well, first, it can't be done (read posts above), and there is no place in AC like the Millennium Suite at VIPS, but it sure would be a lot cheaper if it were possible :-)

In AC I've had modest luck with what in Brazil we call the "dupla" (one guy/two girls). In Brazil the girls are quite likely to have a go at one another and will definitely be all over the guy at the same time. In AC, more often than not one will want to watch TV or hide in the bathroom while you get it on with the first girl. You have to interview carefully, usually working through the mamasan, in order to get both on you at the same time.

My AC dupla was a success this time, but it was unusual in the sense that one girl was cherry, so she restricted herself to giving me a BBBJ and having me eat her pussy. But at least I had two girls working on me at once.

(Message edited by Bwana_dik on June 14, 2012)

To keep this great trip report going will add my 2 cents with consent from dondingo about hotels deals in a.c
Abc hotel will give u 10 % off their room price if u r member of piatnight board . Lewis grand hotel also honors 10% off their room rack price for being member of that site . Wild orchid gives 10 % off for being a member of philippinesaddicts board along with extra 5 % off for paying ur bill cash so that 15% off of the listed price .
This trip I split my trip into two locations to get the different feel going on mid trip . I started at abc for four days and then was at poolside laguna room for next four days ,was a blast at both places ,just a different feel to it when u can open ur door on to the pool couple of feet away.

Dondingo,

the rule of thumb for a festa is if it moves, hump it, if it doesn't, hump it until it does!
Nice report and pics.

CFK

Thanks CFK - always good to hear from the old guy with the white beard who's pimpin a bucket of chicken all over Australia.

As you learn from what Bwana writes.

"DonDingo, being the rookie he was, fell in love with every pair of tits he saw. It was all we could do to stop him from fucking the girls on the bar stools. We had a power outage at one point. so DonDingo whipped out his iPhone and played music, urging the girls to get back up on stage and dance."

it's clear that while I may have enthusiasm, I don't understand the first bloody thing about this hobby.

I even turned on the strobe light feature of my iPhone to get a better look at their knockers while the power was out, but did anyone appreciate it???

When I grow up, I want to be just like Sunny

According to DonDingo:

"When I grow up, I want to be just like Sunny."

Which actually means that DonDingo never wants to grow up.

For a 70 year old guy, DonDingo has a pretty impressive libido. We had to remind him to cover up his tent pole while we rode the jeepny between sets of bars. He was scaring the shit out of the old ladies!

..........

As Sunny mentions, the hotels have various advantages and disadvantages. The nicest aspect of Wild Orchid is you can book a room that opens onto the pool.

I think my next AC stay will be at the Lewis Grande. The Pacific Breeze pool is awfully small, and the rooms are getting a bit shopworn. The PB has an awesome location, but needs some TLC. The advantage of the LG is that you are sitting right between the Perimeter and Fields bars, and can get a free ride to any of them.

My First AC Festa

With all the talk of these wonderful Rio festas, I thought I could make one happen in AC. I went to a couple of perimeter bars and tried to get 4 attractive women to come to my festa the next day. That may have been my first mistake, as finding FOUR ATTRACTIVE women in perimeter bars is, in a word - IMPOSSIBLE. So I got 2 fun little spitfires from one bar, then went next door and got two more at the next. That meant the girls didn't really know each other, which essentially killed all chances of any orgies taking place!

When they all showed up at the Lewis Grand pool the next day, the Fabulous Four of us Gents enjoyed goofing around in the pool with them (as seen in this film we shot: https://hotfile.com/dl/159373389/2ccfbfb/Hotel_Lewis_Grand.m4v.html )

Getting them to back up to room meant showers, then makeup, then all laying on the bed together, and no amount of coaxing could induce them to 'get wild' together. So when all the other Gents left I knew it was time to 'divide and conquer'.

I sent two into the other room of the Presidential suite and started the first pair off getting a delightful double hummer before barebacking them both together. They thought they would bang me one at a time, but I kept them both on the bed and kept barebacking all 4 available holes. There are few places on earth where a man can stick his nose into young lasses business unprotected - which is why I've grown rather fond of AC. When it was time to nut, I had one LBFM tossing my salad whilst chucking yogurt into the other. It was really a rather delightful experience, actually.

With a slap on the ass, I sent the B Squad to the showers in the other room of the suite and then called in the A Team. (Knowing I'd need something to intrigue me in order to blow spunk twice in a row, I saved the best for last)

The A Team could best be described as 'fresh, young and tight'.
Neither had children.
Neither were yet 20.
Neither had much experience with western men.
They're the two girls in the pool pics with the blue and red bikinis btw...

Photos: ATeam 16 17

The double hummer went rather well with them, as they both seemed to prefer fellatio over coitus. I've grown quite fond of women who can deep throat a testie, and one of them spent the next 15 minutes gargling my right nad while her friend blew me in a 69.

To my surprise and delight, they were both so tight it was challenging for me to pry my average sized lumber between their crotches. Lots of grimacing ensued as they lowered themselves into cowgirl while I ate the other.

After a long romp, I arranged them both in missionary position, alternating between them until the urge to purge deep inside the tighter unit overtook me while DFK'ing her friend.

Two girls from one perimeter bar: $35 each
Two girls from the bar next door: $38 each

Price of condoms?

Cheers!
DonDingo

Bwana good choice on the Lewis Grand. As I mentioned before, it's like leaving the PI once you enter the lobby. I walked around the ABC, and while it too is nice, it reminds me of a French Whorehouse. I prefer the western service & elegance of the Lewis Grand any day.

Of course having the two free, air con taxi vans is a nice alternative to taking a trike around town... just be sure to get the hotel cell number from the front desk girls so you can text ahead when you want to be picked up.

And for a 75 year old guy, your libidos pretty good yourself mate!!

Cheers!
DonDingo

As far as I can tell, these are pics of all four of the girls, plus another shot of the four in bed, doing their best to ignore our suggestions that they take off their clothes

Photos: Clothed 01 02 03

Photo: Festa

I've attended festas in Rio a couple times at VIPS (5guys X 7girls), the best were organized by Sandman an expat that kind of specialized in festas (he relocated to Colombia). He didn't participate but he had everything covered. He made the hotel reservations, scheduled all the girls, had a taxi driver to pick them up and drop them off, had bikinis for all the girls to wear (at least for a few minutes), brought food and drinks for all and even took pictures for posterity. Sandman would get 6-8 girls from Karla Models or now Scort Show http://www.scortshow.net/principal_en.php over plus another 6-8 of his own private stock freelancers who would come over in two 3 hour shifts, different girls each shift. Amazingly in Rio all the GDP's play well together.

It was one of the greatest experiences I had in my life. Fortunately it was 3+:1 Reals:Dollars at the time so back then it as about $350 a head and worth every penny. I've heard that Bwana threw some legendary ones, it definitely helps being fluent in portuguese.

Weird rule at VIPs even if you rented the Millennium Suite you needed other rooms too, 1 for every guy above 2 so for 5 guys you really need to rent the Millennium Suite and 3 one bedroom rooms so if someone gets a little shy he can go off to one of the other rooms. You've gotta do it once in your lifetime.

I've finally managed to wade through the various photos and video. Well done and kudos on the fantastic reporting!

Those bikinis that Sandman used for the festas actually belonged to me! Prior to one mega-festa, I bought 20 from a beach vendor (made his day!!!), and I left them with Sandman. We used them for many festas. When Sandman left Rio for Medellin, the bikinis moved to Sweetmesquite's apartment. Sadly, they disappeared after Sweet passed away.

The bikinis were not heavily used. When the girls arrived we'd ask them to change into the bikinis. Then we'd get them all in the pool and immediately remove their bikinis to make the pool games more interesting.

I'm actually flying to the Bay area this weekend for a birthday party with a guy I met in Rio (a retired CH member) who helped put together the largest, most amazing, most thoroughly depraved event I've ever experienced.

This community we are a part of has some awesome characters in it!

Would that be UWphoto who wrote the book on festas (literally) there is a .doc guideline on how to hold a festa. look through South America/Brazil in the tree view and you'll find it a little after BD's epic Rio guide

UWPhoto did write the book on festas. The first one I attended was organized by him. And he really did write the "how to" manual on putting one on.

Perhaps DonDingo can write a guide for organizing festas in AC

"No hips on the first set of pictures.

Got to be a lady boy!"

MM

Yet, surprisingly, I mean truly surprisingly is, as many fellow mongers who have been to the Philippines will attest to this...many lady boys actually do have curves and nice hips. (And no, I am not swaying over to the other side, just sharing an observation which most guys notice and admire, but won't dare admit)

Master Bates.

There's a cluster of Mango Ave clubs in Cebu that only a couple of years ago boasted a much higher ratio of stunners to fuglies than any in AC. Sadly, the girls have fallen prey to the Korean style (drinks for any who will come to the table and taking them out of circulation for hours), and many girls now shun Westerners. It's no longer worth the trouble.

And now the authorities are "rescuing" girls in Cebu:
http://www.sunstar.com.ph/cebu/local-news/2012/06/23/nbi-raids-bar-saves-trafficked-women-228283

https://vimeo.com/45377241 Intro Trailer
https://vimeo.com/45377242 Requiem in D Cup

A new mate just uploaded some of my videos to vimeo so we can watch them without downloading. Brilliant !

Password is Deeg

Cheers!
DonDingo

FYI that password is not working.

Password not working for anyone else? Works fine for me?

Upper case D works fine

yes case sensitive

Many thanks for the video.

You definitely got full service from that chica!
Thanks.

"Perhaps DonDingo can write a guide for organizing festas in AC "

Thanks Bwana, but the odds of that ever happening would be the same as your dedicating your Rio Guide to me mate!

Cheers!
DonDingo

"Thanks Bwana, but the odds of that ever happening would be the same as your dedicating your Rio Guide to me mate! "

You never know, mate! I am planning a final update before retiring (from writing the guide, not from fucking. Look for the final edition in Spring 2013.

Thnks don for the report ,videos ,pics bringing back happy memories of running the streets of a.c together/ brothers in arms forever.

Hello Don Dingo. So glad you had such a great time in AC. Fantastic videos. I was able to download the first one but not the others? Any ideas on how I could remedy that? If they are anything like the first one you made I know they will be great. The first one was an impressive short and you have some talent. My buddy edits movies for a living and it isn't always easy work. So well done and I am looking forward to being able to download the others. I appreciate any help with that. Oh also I plan on being in AC in December I would love to buy you a beer if you are in town.

Duke all the videos can be viewed without downloading on vimeo:

https://vimeo.com/45377242 Intro
https://vimeo.com/45807957 Fallen Angeles
https://vimeo.com/46556934 Underwater Pool Play
https://vimeo.com/45377242 Angeles Requiem in D Cup

Password is: Deeg (with an uppercase D)

Will definitely take you up on the beer if I'm there in December!

Great job on the video's!!!

Admin please correct the first link my latest post
It should be https://vimeo.com/45377241

Thanks

Impressive editing :-)

very entertaining videos, DD, especially liked your using the music of the Requiem for the one vid, very Freudian, all eros/thanatos. Intro was very clever too.

wow... eros/thanatos? I read what that means, but I'm not sure how you're suggesting it applies - can you elaborate on that ?

and thanks for the good words too

The $20 prize for best report spends a lot better in Angeles city than it does here in Oz.

$20 to the next punter who goes to the Philippines. Do one in the name of the Dingo!

Anyone have these videos on their computer still? I've lost my originals and would love to get them back. Inbox me thanks