My bags are packed for my next assignment, Rio de Janeiro, so I guess I better get off my ass and finish this report from my most recent research trip to San Jose.

I decided this year that I was going to expand my horizons and visit some new places. I usually organize my excursions around scuba diving or work, but this time, I just decided that I had to go visit some of the places that I had been hearing about. My format for these trips is just a quick blitz to get the flavor of the available options to decide later if I want to return for a more in depth survey. I’ve also found that after three or four days of multiple encounters, I hit the wall and need a few to recharge. That’s just perfect for a 4 night trip over a weekend.

I booked this trip to Costa Rica when TACA had their Christmas day sale on their website with round-trip tickets for only $328. For that price, I just had no excuse left. When a few weeks later, I still had no email confirmation or ticket in hand, I tried to call TACA to find out what was going on. After some run-around, I eventually found out that their e-commerce system just collects orders, which are printed out, and processed by hand at another firm. About 3 weeks after I ordered the tickets, they showed up by mail. I had to bring the credit card with me to the airport, where they took a manual impression. I made sure that they did not bill me a second time. Sounds like an unnecessary extra step since they were confirming my id for the ticket purchase and the credit card bill had long since been paid.

Anyway, I get set with the flight and had an uneventual trip to El Salvador. After a short stay in the airport and a quick trip to look at the chicas in the duty free shops, I went to board the plane for the short flight to San Jose. This is the only time that I have been on a commercial jet liner where every passenger and their carry-on luggage was weighed! I hope they were not cutting the fuel close, but rather determining how much mail or other parcels they could carry.

Customs in San Jose was a breeze. I was waved through without even a second look.

When I arrived in San Jose, I wanted to change some money into colones. Curiously, in the arrival area, there were no cambios. I had to exit the terminal, go upstairs, and re-enter the departures area to find a money exchange. I got C$345 per dollar, which was about typical of the general exchange rates I encountered elsewhere such as 340 at the Morazon casino.

It turned out that I could probably have caught a cab and paid dollars, but I always feel more comfortable paying in local currency. The screw the tourist over change scam happens a lot less often when you have some small local bills.

I found a cab on the upper level of the parking lot, but later realized that it was not the right place to catch a cab and it might have been a pirate taxi. Anyway, the rattletrap of a car got me to the Presidente in about 20 minutes, but I wasn’t sure that it was going to hold together the whole way. The driver started the trip with the gas gauge on empty and I think we arrived on fumes.

The lobby of the Presidente Hotel was simple and elegant. I had made arrangements for a Junior Suite at $65/night (could have had a single for $45/night). I figured that the suite would have a couch or other sitting area, but it really was just a single room and a double room with an adjoining door. The only advantage is two bathrooms, but really I wouldn’t bother with the suite again. During check in, I observed the procedure for registering a guest a couple of guys brought in their conquests. I was unimpressed with their choices, but the process was simple and discreet. They cover the prior log entries so only the line with the girls information, your signature, and room number are showing. When I later did the check-in with the girls, I always slipped a small tip of about $3 or 1000colones if the process was fast and discreet. No complaints here.

Hotel Del Rey


I took a quick shower and hurried to the Del Rey to see the Blue Marlin. As you walk out of the Presidente, go one block to your right and walk up the hill one block. You can’t miss the pink building with the Del Rey. I walked into the casino and the guy with the metal detector wand just waved me past. The casino was hopping, but nothing special. The Blue Marlin bar was smaller than I expected, but at 10PM on Thursday night, it was packed. There was virtually no room to even move around.

I finally got a bartender’s attention and ordered a beer. The local Imperials are drinkable. The bartenders are pretty good looking, but they are not very good at their jobs. They were more often interested in their makeup, dinner, or having conversations with each other than serving drinks. The pace was not exactly rocking and the normal wait to get a drink was at least 5 minutes.

The Blue Marlin is something to experience. The ratio of girls to guys was at least 1 to 1, but sometimes was 2 or even 3 to 1. During the day there is plenty of space at the bar and different girls are hanging around. Each day, at any given time, at least one third of the girls were ones that I had never seen before. So they clearly came and went, often in small groups of 3 or 4.

The mix of girls was really from all over the region. The first 10 girls I talked to were from Columbia, Nicaragua, Dominican Republic, and Panama … not one from Costa Rica. Later I realized that I just had to refine what I was looking for, and probably 1 out of 4 is a local.

There were a lot of choices, but almost too many as I did not know where I wanted to start. Most were 6 or 7s, ranging in age from 22 to 35. Most were in their late 20s or early 30s, though there were clearly younger and older girls hanging around. I was drawn to a pretty blonde Columbiana, sort of girl next door. I guess I looked at her once to often, because a few minutes later she walked up beside me. I said hello and we talked for a while. Her english speaking skills were passable but my spanish is pretty bad, though I did get better this trip. I was anxious to make my first liason, so I asked her if she wanted to go back to the Presidente with me. She immediately agreed.

On the way over, I knew that I better negotiate the price. It was so noisy in the Blue Marlin that I didn’t want to shout it there, so I asked her how much. Sophia asked me how much, and I suggested $80. All the girls want short-time here, but I told her that I hated to rush. She said no problema, and we headed up to the room after registering.

I got out my new digital camera and asked to take a few pictures. She immediately got into it and asked me to send them to her when I got home. I told her that I would be happy to email them to her.

Sophia checked out the other room and apparently decided she didn’t like the open door. She locked the connecting room from the inside, and I never did get it open the rest of the trip. I suppose I could have had someone from the hotel staff open it up again, but I really did not need the other bedroom.

We got down to business and I got a passable, but short massage followed by a BBBJ. When she opened the night stand drawer for the condoms, she saw the vibrators that I had there and had to check them all out. She finally picked a small blue one and a container of strawberry flavored lube. We put batteries in she took it for a test drive. I put on a condom and we had a “threesome” which didn’t last more than another few minutes because I was ready to pop.

Afterwards, we sat around talking until she noticed that I had a package of the Pepperidge Farm new Raspberry Milano cookies. She asked if she could have one American Coooookie. She really enjoyed it and asked for another when she left. We took a few more pictures and I escorted her downstairs.

I think Sophia was typical of many of the Columbianas, although I later turned down a few that I thought were very mercenary. She was ok, not great, but not bad either. Sophia was 31 years old and had only been in San Jose since Jan 17. She had arrived on a tourist visa because she had been laid off from her job with a lumber company that had closed because one of the owners had been killed. She had three kids and was only going to stay in San Jose for three months because there was no work or prospects of work in Columbia.

Sophia
Age: 31 (3 kids)
Appearance: 7 (6 without clothes)
Hygiene: 9
Sex: 6

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When Sophia left, I rested for a few minutes, but then decided that I was not ready to go to sleep. So I got up and went to Cheetahs. This is a strip bar across the street from Blue Marlin. They have some pretty girls, but the usual cover is 5500 colones for three beers or two mixed drinks (pretty steep!) For some reason this night, I only got charged for one beer.

Cheetahs


I was about ready to leave when all of sudden about 7 girls come on stage together. I thought that they had put whipped cream strategically on their bodies, but it turned out to be shaving cream. After they dance around a while, they started rubbing it all over. Next the waiters brought out small containers of shaving cream and put it around the bar. For 1000 colones, you could fill the small cup and then rub it all over the girl of your choice. Some of the guys really got into it and ended up with their entire head covered in shaving cream after the girls grabbed them and rubbed their faces all over their messy bodies. Pretty funny!


I then headed back to the Blue Marlin. The bar started to clear out around 2AM, but even then there were still 50 girls hanging around. I wasn’t really intending to take anyone else back to the hotel, but I started talking to a Tico. She wasn’t particularly my type as far as looks go, but she was good conversation. Diana was in her late 20’s and frankly looked significantly better in the Blue Marlin than when I later got her into the room. Her girlfriend Elise was a little spinner though, I realized that I wanted her, but didn’t have any way to ditch Diana. I asked them if they felt lucky tonight, and both did so I gave each 1000 colones to get some coins for the slot machines. We played around for a half-hour and I got to know Elise a little better. Finally, I asked them both to come back to the room. I got the standard $100 quote that I heard from every Blue Marlin girl. I offered US$70 each and they accepted … though later they hit me up for cab fare home.

Back at the room, I got a few pictures, but neither would pose naked. I then got a four hands massage, but it was pretty poor. I got a BBBJ from Elise, but no real energy. I decide to move to the main business and all she would do was missionary. She was tight, but passive. I finally decided that it just wasn’t going to work. I asked Diane to get on top. I thought Diane was going to crush me, but she moved well enough to get me off. While they both were on the bed at the same time, there was clearly no action between them. It also was clear that they had done the double-team together at least a few times before.

Diana
Age: late 20’s (??? kids)
Appearance: 6 (5 without clothes)
Hygiene: 8
Sex: 6

Elise
Age: early 20’s (no kids)
Appearance: 8
Hygiene: 10
Sex: 3 (uninspired)

Photo: Diana and Elise 1
Photo: Diana and Elise 2

I slept until 11AM on Friday morning and then got up to find some food. I missed the Presidente Hotel breakfast, so I just decided to do some exploring. I ended up at the Morazon Hotel (one block from Del Rey). I had some passable chicken fingers and hot sauce. The Morazon was a good place to gamble (craps is my game) after 2PM and has a small sports book. The ladies at the casino are the has beens who can’t make the grade at the Blue Marlin anymore.

I ended up back at the Blue Marlin which had a far more reasonable occupancy rate. I talked with several girls until a young, 20 year-old Tico caught my attention. Rebecca was part of the daytime crew. We shared a drink … hers was some sugar energy drink called Red Bull. We ended up back at the Presidente. She agreed to $70 short time but wanted a $10 tip for pictures. She too ended up looking better with the clothes on.

Rebecca started with the best BBBJ of the trip. We moved to sex in missionary and doggie, but I think I wore her out a little. She offered to resume the BJ, so I removed the condom and she went to town. I warned her when I was getting ready to come, but I don’t know if she was not paying attention or in the zone or what. She pulled me out of her mouth and I exploded all over her face. She was still holding onto me when I hit her eye and right up both nostrils. Not my idea or intention, but she just started laughing. She ran to the bathroom to clean up. I thought I was going to catch a raft of shit, but she was good-natured about the event and realized that she was in control and it was her own aim that was off. I guess the volume just surprised her.

She found the cookies and ended up eating two and taking two more with her to “share with her friends.” The cookies turned into a big hit.

Rebecca
Age: 20 (no kids)
Appearance: 7
Hygiene: 9
Sex: 7 (good BBBJ)

Photo: Rebecca 1
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Photo: Rebecca 3

I went back to the Morazon and played some craps and ended up winning about US$600. I finally left because I wanted to go on the Don Gordo walking tour at 3PM. Unfortunately, I had not gotten around to looking him up earlier, so I didn’t know what he looked like. The Blue Marlin had enough people that I wasn’t going to shout his name. I asked around a bit and didn’t find him, but I met another hobbyist named R. that I ended up deciding to do our own tour. We talked to a few of the locals and got some info about a place called Joselyns that sounded interesting. I’m sorry I missed Don Gordo, but I’ll just have to hook up with him on another trip. It sounds like he had pretty good attendance anyway.

Joselyns



We ended up taking a cab over and walking back. Joselyns had one interesting girl, but she looked too thin. The rest were uninspired. We drank our beers and tried to find 747. We found a location with the right house number, but I don’t know that we were at the right place or not. We walked by Key Largo and Happy Days on our way back.

Happy Days


Key Largo


We had some dinner and then decided that we would go do the rounds of some of the strip clubs, all in the name of research of course. That night we went to Elite, Las Vegas, and Cheetahs. No more shaving cream, but definitely some good eye candy. We tried Key Largo twice, but it was a total dead scene. We had a beer at Happy Days, but it was full of older and much larger girls … shit, I can see that anytime at home. After that we ended up back at the Blue Marlin. I went back to the Morazon to win another $400 on craps. Then off to bed at about 4AM.

Arte Sauna


I slept in to 11AM again and then decided to go see the city. The #$$% # horns were beeping like crazy and I couldn’t sleep anyway. The city sidewalks are crowded as hell on Saturday. I ended up finding an internet café and finally just decided to catch a cab to Arte Sauna. This place was a dump. Old carpet, hard massage tables, etc. Definitely not the cleanest place I’d ever been. I paid 12,000 colones for a massage, covered BJ, and missionary sex on a blasted massage table. The massage was ok and she was a pretty girl, but nothing to make me want to repeat. I’d heard about a shower and sauna at Arte Sauna, but neither was offered. I finally left after deciding that I won’t bother to return.

Karen
Age: mid 20s (2 kids)
Appearance: 7
Hygiene: 10
Sex: 4

(no pictures / would not allow it)

I found a fantastic flame broiled chicken place that I had spotted on the cab ride over. Had a great meal and then walked back to the Dutch Casino. What a dump. Dirty and full of locals only. I think I was the only gringo tourist. I heard a few weeks later about an exploding propane tank here … glad I wasn’t there when it happened.

Pollo a La Lena: Avenida 3/Calle 1


I ended up back at the Blue Marlin where I met up with a Chilean girl named Michelle. I learned later that she had been in Costa Rica for 6 years and was in her late twenties, with one child. She had really pretty dark black eyes. I’d never been with a Chilean girl before and she promised delights without a rush, so I figured that I’d get my money’s worth. We did spend about two hours together. I got a passable but short massage and she got on top to ride. We did missionary and doggie, but I heard the dreaded “you come yet.” I finally told her no … look I am still hard. I decided to get my moneys worth, though I was close enough to the wall that I never popped. I guess she was too much a pro, but the damn finish question just made me upset.

Michelle
Age: late 20’s (1 kid)
Appearance: 7
Hygiene: 9
Sex: 5 (ruined by the constant “you come yet”)

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Photo: Michelle 4

At this point, I realized that San Jose was an interested sex destination. I couldn’t find the GFE that everyone talked about in the other reports. Sex was widely available and easy to coordinate, but nothing like my prior trip to Thailand. Still, I have to say it was much better than the Netherlands. However, I’ve had significantly better experiences in Mexico and my expectations were much higher.

Idem


That night, I met up with R. and his friend M. who had just arrived. We decided to take a tour of some of the locations that we had missed. We had a beer at Idem. I had intended to visit Idem in the afternoon, but got sidetracked with Michelle. We saw a gorgeous girl in a bright blue dress, but she was occupied at another table. This place would definitely be on my list for a visit early in my trip next time as many of the girls were very good looking.

Eros


We went across the street to Eros. There were only two girls, but they were passable. Eros would be worth another look if I didn’t find what I was looking for at Idem.

We then took a cab to Elite. We had a good time at the show just sitting around drinking. The standard 5500 colones each for three beers or two drinks applies here. The strip clubs have many of the best looking girls though. If you want a 9 or better, you will have to pull them from here. I only saw one or two girls the whole trip at the Blue Marlin who ranked that high and all of them had bad attitudes and wouldn’t negotiate at all.

I ended up getting a US$20 lap dance (all in the name of research) from a beautiful Nica. After I inquired, she said that she got off at 4AM and would meet at the hotel for US$200.

We ended up going to Las Vegas and finally ended up at the Blue Marlin. The crowd was reasonable at 1AM and we ended up talking with a bunch of Columbianas. I decided that I was going to go out in style and picked a small, 25 year old Columbiana who was quiet, but friendly. I said goodbye to my new friends and Vivienne and I headed back to the Presidente. I asked if she was hungry and she said yes, so we stopped to buy some meat pies and bottled water.

Back at the room, I took a few pictures of her and we relaxed for a while just chatting. Vivienne had two kids at home in Columbia, but I really couldn't tell. Her nipples were huge, though she was barely an A cup and we had some fun with them. We did it in every position and just about every way. At this point, I was over the edge. The Vitamin V meant I could keep it up, but after more than two hours of hot sweaty sex, I just couldn't come. Anyway, we had a great time and she was very good. This was the total GFE I was looking for. She wanted to sleep for a few minutes while I showered, then I woke her up to take a shower. I got a great photo of her beautiful smile while she was in the shower.

We ended up spending almost 4 hours together for my $100. I told her that I would be back to CR just to see her, but the next time we would go to the beach for a week. I gave her a sizeable tip and saw her on her way with the forgotten meal.

Vivienne
Age: mid 20’s (2 kids - couldn't tell)
Appearance: 9
Hygiene: 10
Sex: 10 (best since Thailand)

(see pictures, especially the shower one)
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Anyway, I had only two hours of sleep before I had to head to the airport. Security at the airport was tight and they searched every bag. The security guard gave me a funny grin when he saw the vibrators still in their original packaging. I'd expected to give them all away, but I only used the one with Sophia (which she happily took with her).

This was a so-so trip, that ended in a fabulous way. Next time, I would only spend two days in San Jose and then head to the beach.

Good report! Thanks for the CR update.

Look forward to the next report.

You gave Vivian a 9 huh?

Well, wait till you see the girls in CTG. Viv becomes a 6. Then, when you see the girls in Brazil, she will become a 4.
I'll post a couple of 8's and 9's from both places. Proof is in the pictures.

I have to say, that the ratings have to be relative to the location. You are absolutely right, about the girls in Rio. The girls I did in CR, I wouldn´t have even considered here in Rio! And the Rio attitude is the best. Every girl in Rio has been totally friendly and at least acted like I was the best lover they had ever been with.

Still, I´m sure that good times can be had in CR. Vivienne had a world class attitude. The sex with her has been better than some of the girls in Rio (but not all). I´d love to go see Columbia, but not til the situation gets stabilized again.

A great report uwphoto.. you did this report exactly the way I would like to do one.. the way the pictures and text was mixed was just perfect.. I am already deciding what pictures I want to take on my next trip to Colombia..
Looking forward to your Rio report..
again great work and thank you for giving me a guideline on how to do my "perfect" report..
treeshark

Excellent report! Thanks

Great report. I have noticed Vivienne in the
Del Rey. The pics of her are good, but still
don't do justice to how good she really looks,
not unlike a lot of the pics that I or others
post. She also seems to have a great attitude.
Will have to put her on my list for the future.
I don't know what it is exactly about the girls
in Rio, but even after almost four years of
monthly trips to CR, I still remember the two
trips I took to Rio and the amazing sexuality
of the girls there, and believe me when I tell
you I have had some great experiences with the
girls in San Jose.
Anytime the subject comes
up, I tell all I talk to, to visit Rio at least
once before you die. Even told my two teenage
sons-just couldn't tell them exactly why yet.
I just wish Rio had gambling and/or wasn't so
hard for me to get to. Looking forward to your
Rio report.