I knew this trip would be my last for the year and had big hopes. I didn’t let myself down. I upgraded to business class on China Airlines. I only packed a carryon backpack thinking I may end up changing hotels or even a trip to Cambodia. Even though neither happened, not having to wait around in baggage claim was nice. I had reservations at Flipper Lodge on Soi 8. I picked this hotel because it’s in the middle of the middle of the action and because of the in house massage service offered. I will say now, I didn’t use the massage service here knowing that full service was offered and I didn’t find the girls attractive.

The ride to the hotel was great compared to the usual ride to Angeles City, PI. Shared a ride with a monger from Denmark and was checking in less than two hours later. I didn’t bother showering first since the only thing on my mind was a soapy. I walked down to Second street and hopped on a baht bus to Sabie Land Massage. I wanted a change, so I got a bleached blonde spinner with big hooters. She seemed a little stuck up at first, but I managed to get her laughing and it turned out spectacular. I felt great afterward and very clean, inside and out.

From there I walked down to E’s favorite foot massage place and got a two hour session form Porker’s girl. She recognized me as E’s brother from last trip and would blush and giggle when I brought up Porker’s name. She really likes you buddy! I fell into a light sleep and was in heaven by the time it was over. This girls is strong! Next time I will warm up with a weaker gal first, lol.

I then took a baht bus down to Pattayland 1 to look for the girl that stole my heart last trip. Well her bar was closed. It was around 7pm by now and I enjoyed a few beers at the beer bars here. This is one the top three streets for short time beer bars IMHO. I was supposed to meet up with KuhnMor at the FLB bar on walking street at 8pm, so I headed down a little early.

Had a couple beers before I spotted KuhnMor walking in. My new Denmark buddy showed up too and we chatted over a couple beers. I asked KuhnMor to show us the latest hotspots on Walking street. I was exhausted by this time. Even in business class I didn’t get much sleep on the plane. Add to that a soapy, a great two hour foot massage, and who knows how many beers, I was anxious to bar fine and get horizontal. KuhnMor didn’t let us down. He showed us a couple bars with total nudity and some real hotties. Had some fun playing around with the girls. All were very sweet and nasty at the same time. I wish I could have hung in longer on the barhop, but my eyes fixed on a dark skinned spinner with a perfect bubble butt. I bid farewell to my buddies and took my barfine back for some fun.

On the way to the hotel I was rubbernecking at all the eye candy. I hadn’t even seen Soi 8 at night yet, but when we were walking towards the hotel I was amazed and in total awe at the amount of flesh on both sides of the streets. It was an ocean of TGs. Here I was walking hand in hand with my barfine all the while thinking how I couldn’t wait to swim in this ocean.

Up in the room I made the realization that I had barfined a girl that I would consider less than pretty. Ok, her face was brutal in the light. So I turned off the lights and we had a lot of fun. I turned it into a short time afterwards and sent her on her way. I walked about 50 feet towards second street and spotted a solid 9. She played the very shy act, but logic dictated that she had experience. So I played along and ended up with sweetness with a nasty finish. This got me through the rest of the night.

The next morning she woke me up with a smile, between my legs! After cleaning up we went downstairs and ate breakfast at the hotel’s restaurant. I will take the time now to say the Flipper Lodge is a very nice hotel. The room was completely silent. The staff were all attentive. I have no complaints at all. The restaurant was ok, nothing special, but nothing wrong either. I sent the bargirl on her way and went to the internet café. I saw some postings on the King Kong bar on Soi 6 and wrote a note to check it out. I finished up my emails and walked a little further down Soi 8 to a massage place. I got an hour foot and an hour Thai massage. This place was very nice and clean, and the massage was excellent. I would be back many times.

OK, now to check out this King Kong bar that was the supposed equal to Eden Club. I have never been to Eden Club but have heard enough stories and seen pics and vids that had the idea. Well the King Kong bar itself was the standard beer bar just looking around. A fairly nice looking girl latched on to me outside and brought me inside where I ordered my first beer of the day. She was practically begging me to take her upstairs, all the while massaging Mr. Happy. I told her I wanted two girls and pointed out a girl outside. She brought her inside and I laid out my desires. I made sure each of them understood and agreed before we headed to the short time room. My last trip I bragged about how nice the short time rooms on Soi 6 were, but this room was slightly above Santos street short time rooms in Angeles City, PI. But the girls looked good and that was all that mattered.

We all cleaned up from the barrel of water in the bathroom since there was no running water. Hmmm, what is worse, alcohol clean up or freezing cold water splashed on your groin? We made it to the bed and the second girl starting her hoover action right away. Soon the first girl joined in and took over. My God she sucked hard. I felt like I had to take a piss the entire time. After a few minutes, I nudged the second one down to my crotch. This didn’t have the effect I had intended. The first girl stopped and started kissing and sucking my chest and neck. I told them I wanted them to do it together and made hand motions of moving them closer. They ended up making out with each other. They got down to business fast, French kissing passionately, fingering each other and quickly assumed a 69 position. I was thinking what the hell is this? I interrupted them and told them I wanted them together doing me! They both wiped off their mouths, apologized and proceeded to make me very happy. All in all a very nasty experience, so I highly recommend King Kong bar.

I hopped a baht bus back to Soi 8 and got another two hour massage. I had to stop the foot massage portion as it was too painful. I’m thinking the extra strong massage from yesterday was catching up. So I opted for two hours Thai massage. I then headed to Soi Post Office where I got a nice bbbj at the Pump Station. I love this place. Within 5 minutes of walking in, your dick is in a girls mouth.

Afterwards I headed back down to Pattayland 1 to see if the object of my desire’s bar was open yet. It was. She was sitting at the bar talking to a customer when I spotted her. She looked up at me and got a puzzled look. She excused herself from the guy and sat down to her dinner at the table next to the bar. I asked her if she remembered me. She said she did and seemed happy to see me. I asked if she would like to go with me and she jumped up and down and gave me a big hug and kiss. I paid her bar and talked shit with an Australian dude while she went to get ready. He told me a little history of this street and that it was his personal favorite escape.

When Pun was ready we went down to the FLB bar to see who might be there. I wasn’t ready for action at the time, so we hung out there for a couple hours. The momasan was enjoying a shoulder massage when we walked in. I asked her how did she manage that, she replied, I give her 100, but it’s up to you. I told her to put me down for next. It was very nice, enjoying a cold beer, my fantasy girl by my side, a rockin’ live band, and an expert massage in a comfortable bar. I could have stayed here all night, but Pun was looking too sexy. We left and I got something to eat on the way to the room.

Pun didn’t disappoint me at all in bed. Just like last time. I know I fall in love way too easy, but I just couldn’t get enough of her. I paid her bar the next morning and we hung out all afternoon, doing some shopping and sightseeing. After a little afternoon delight I went down for a Thai massage on Soi 8 again. I was in a trance it seemed. When I woke my masseuse was cuddled next to me. She said she tried to wake me but I looked too happy lying there. I went back to my hotel around 6pm, had more fun with Pun and passed out. Woke up at 5am!

OK, Pattaya is great for daytime activities, but not so at 5-6:30 am. I walked around looking for a internet café open, or even a place to eat. Seems all the restaurants in area opened at 6:30. By the time I searched all of Sois 7 and 8 the restaurant at my hotel was open. I knew Pun would want to sleep in so I ate alone. I got a dreadful shave from the in house salon. It was awful. I did not repeat. After checking my email I went up and woke Pun. I felt myself falling for her again. I had made a few mistakes in Philippines before, letting my plastic heart get in the way of my mongering. I have paid dearly for these mistakes and decided not to let it happen again. I told Pun that I wanted to be on my own and let her go. She walked away without looking back. That was the last time I saw her.

I had so much fun my last trip on Soi 6 that I decided to check it out again in the daylight. I passed on King Kong and headed further down. I spotted a pretty girl sitting in a salon. I decided now would be a good time to get a manicure and pedicure. The girl looked very much like an ex Chinese girlfriend I had in the US, except younger. A lady boy was there as well. She was very nice looking. I could tell she was a man, but only because my radar was on high alert. She ended up doing the make up for the girl that caught my eye. In walked another lady boy. She sat down next to me and started flirting. I was amused and we had the whole salon laughing hysterically. She knew I wasn’t interested and the whole time was joking only. I definitely did not want to pork her.

It just so happened that the girl getting her make up done worked in the bar next door. She was very quiet and did not speak English. I ordered a beer in her bar and one for her. She slowly warmed up to me, getting braver by the minute. Seated at the bar was a dude with his fingers in a very ugly girl’s ass. She was bent over the next bar stool and he was doing everything to bury his hand up her ass. His other hand was finding it’s way between another ugly girl’s legs. When I say ugly here, I really mean ugly. I couldn’t get into Pun2 much as the sight was gross, but I still couldn’t just not look. After he left I felt a lot more at ease, even with the lady boy down the end of the bar winking at me. I didn’t want to pork her either!

Pun2 and I were getting to know each other inside and out. I would look around occasionally and she asked if I would like to take another girl. I looked around and didn’t see anything special. I needed another beer and a goddess came out of nowhere with it. She was a tiny spinner with D cups. Cute face and a three inch tongue. Pun2 said she was her best friend. I asked if her tits were silicone. She pull down her top to let me see for myself. Wow, perfect! She said she was 18, I checked her ID not really knowing what I was looking at, and said ok for both of them.

We all three went back to my room and took showers. I have a habit of saying “oh my God” a lot. Well her name was Goi, so I soon started saying “oh my Goi”. Her body was absolute perfection. No fat, but not skinny. She had a nice bubble but and those tits! Perfect hour glass frontal and an improbable profile. Funny how I didn’t even think about Pun the rest of the day.

We all got in bed and started making out, touching groping, all that. They took turns going down on me and rimming my ass. This is the greatest time of my life! We did so many positions. For the first time, I went down on a girl side by side with another girl. Both of our tongues together licking pussy. Goi was shaved smooth and Pun2 had a bush, I had it all! I literally mounted Pun2’s face while Goi tossed salad from behind. I finished with Goi’s ass in the air in the lazy dog position while Pun’s tongue was giving me a prostrate massage. I hadn’t had a vitamin V yet this trip, but managed to last at least an hour and a half with these two. We all collapsed into a short nap afterwards. I had intended on short time when I set out earlier for Soi 6, but I decided to keep these two all night. We would repeat the experience two more times this night and one more in the morning. I honestly can’t imagine life getting better than this. We did a little barhopping as well and at the English restaurant on Soi 7, excellent food.

The next day I sent the girls home. I told Goi that I may see her later as she mentioned she was even better by herself. I had to see this. The girls left the room while I cleaned up. The phone rang minutes after the girls left. It was the front desk making sure it was ok for the girls to leave. Now that is good security.

After I cleaned up I ate at the English restaurant and couldn’t finish the Superman breakfast. It was huge. Then I checked some emails. Made another stop in at the Pump Station. Got a very good girl that actually swallowed this time. The way she was going on about it afterwards made me believe this was not a normal thing for her to do. She seemed a little embarrassed by it. She was the prettiest girl I’ve seen there, and would have been tempted to barfined her except for the fact she told me she had 5 other customers that day before me.

Then I made my way down towards Pattayland 2 and Second to World massage. I decided on a two hour massage but ended up with four. I had been here a few times on my first trip and the service is top notch. The girl asked if I wanted to see her when she got off work. I politely declined. She was pretty, but I was all about performance on this short trip.
From checking the internet, Classroom was the buzz word of the day. I check it out on Pattayland2. I didn’t see any total stunners here, but a very light skinned mixed race girl was looking very cute and so, well lack of a better word, schoolgirlish. She was very attentive in the bar and would look jealous when my eyes wondered. So having looked around at all the selections, I thought maybe the word was for Classroom2 on Soi 1 I think. I made my way there and was very disappointed. The entire bar was smoke filled to the point my eyes were burning, and I was the only customer in the place. I didn’t see one bar-finable girl there and headed to Soi 8.

On Soi 8 I ended up short timing twice within two hours. Both girls were fine, but not spectacular. So I go to Soi 6 and grab Goi. We went down on walking street as I wanted to scope out some bars for tomorrow night. We had a few at FLB bar then back to the room for a vitamin V enhanced super session. She was better alone! I swear I would marry this girl tomorrow! But, she had an older English boyfriend that her family already approved of. He didn’t know she was working still, but she said she needed the extra money. I think she is a nympho. She is also the only SEA girl I ever seen taking birth control pills. Her conversations were very intelligent, especially for an 18 year old. No bullshit with her either. She even said I was not all that hansum and my dick was not the biggest she’d ever seen, lol.

As much as I wanted to keep her for my last night, I knew I couldn’t go home with this low of a body count from 6 nights. I wished her well and truly miss her still. Did my usual rounds my last full day. Couple hours Thai massage and a short time with an unremarkable open beer bar girl.

In the late afternoon I was walking towards my hotel on Soi 8 when I spot a thin girl with nice c cups. She was very pretty and funny to talk to. We joked around in her bar and I got the impression she was just the bartender or something, and not really available for barfine, at least it seemed this way. When I said I was leaving, she asked me where I was going. I told her my hotel and she said, “OK, I go with you”. Like it was her decision for me to have her. Fine by me. I wasn’t expecting much from her. She seemed too pretty to get down and dirty. Well she sure surprised me. She was a gem, not near the level of Goi, but far above average. At one point when she was riding me, she took my hand and placed it on her stomach. I could feel my dick inside her. She was not so skinny as to look anorexic, but her waste was slightly bigger than my upper arm. We played for a couple hours and I began thinking about the clock. Down to under 18 hours left.

Tonight was supposed to be my trophy night, but I couldn’t get the girl from Classroom off my mind. So I went there and left with her. I stopped by FLB bar and met up with BigD and had a good bs session. I left him there to go try out my Classroom girl. Well, she was not up to speed in the bedroom. She said she didn’t smoke, I told her I wanted her to so she did. The rest was just like in high school. Everything seemed uncomfortable to her. I knew she was trying and that she did like me. But time wasn’t my side and I dropped her back to her bar with a good tip. She was crying when she realized I was leaving her there. She obviously was hoping for long time. I then set off for the trophy hunt.

BigD recommended Super Girl and or Super Baby. I checked them both out and nothing jumped out at me. Went to a few more with no luck. I was walking by the Thai boxing ring when the fight captivated me for a few moments. Saw a clean knockout. Then I saw Living Dolls Go Go. I had heard good things about this place. I walk in the door and a knockout in her own right was just coming off stage. I took her hand and helped her down. She was built like a brick shit house. Mission accomplished, maybe. I bought us drinks and we played around a while. Then it was her turn for a show. I started to protest, but didn’t when I saw the other girls stripping down. I figured I might as well get a peak at the unwrapping before I committed. The minute she took off he clothes I told mommy that I would pay her barfine now and get her back to me. She seemed a little too happy to be going with me. Come to find it was her first week working in Pattaya after moving from Bangkok. I’m guessing the APEC shit had something to do with that.

We went to FLB so I could say goodbye to my new friends there. I very like this bar. Although the girls here are not my type, they are very fun. Hindsight tells me I should have bought more lady drinks there, but there is always next time. Some fellow mongers taught me about having a “safe” bar, a bar that you don’t barfine from so it’s drama free to bring other girls to. We had a couple drinks and headed back to the room. This girl was a real sweetheart. I was expecting the cold mechanical act from her. But she was probably the most affectionate girl I had. The sex was great, but still not up to the level of Goi. She even massaged me for two hours while I watched the Fox news. She was very aggressive in the morning, practically raping me. She spoke no English but we still got along like long time lovers. She seemed to be able to predict my needs. This session was the definition of GFE. Later at breakfast she asked for my phone number. This made me laugh. I made with my hand like I was on the phone with her and said “Hello”, then motioned her to reply. She laughed out loud when she realizes phone numbers would be useless for us. I gave her my email and wrote out a mushy letter for her to get interpreted later.

My car was ready for me at noon. Check out was a breeze and no surprises. I got a very personable driver that made the trip fly by. We stopped for gas about 15 minutes from the airport. All the attendants were young girls. When they saw me in the back seat they surrounded the car and each gave me candy. I was flirting with them and motioning them to come with me. The driver was doing well at some interpretation for us. I gave them some baht coins I had left in my pockets. This last little scene was enough to make me realize I need to come back here soon. I don’t think I can make it to next year!

I plan on adding pics to this report soon, a first for me.

Bud

Photos:
Porker's Girl
Soapy Girl 1
Soapy Girl 2
King Kong Girls
Lady Boy
Pun
Goi and Pun
Goi 1
Goi 2
Shorttime
Thin Shorttime 1
Living Dolls

Bud, as usual, an over-the-top classic! I know you have a ton of fun on your trips and it always comes through loud and clear in your reports. Thanks for taking the time to write it all up. And YES, let's see those pics!!!

I'll give you 90 days before you are back for more ... any takers?

McDIJJ

PS; In house massage at Flipper is pretty good but you made a good decision not to partake. I wrote a trip report about that once.

How much did the upgrade to business class in China Airlines cost?

I upgraded using my miles. 20k each way. It was well worth it.

Bud

This makes me miss Pattaya so much....still my favorite destination. I haven't been there in 6 months but it seems like 6 years.

Admin: Photo links added

Goi2 is the single greatest photo I have ever seen on this website. Those tits are simply INSANE!!! Un-frickin-believable.

Bud, re: 'my' girl: you didn't ask for the topless foot massage???

In all the photos, no implants! I know for sure. Goi is a very special girl. When she rode me cowgirl style, she could gyrate faster than I can masterbate. (I hope that makes sense)I reported in the Asia chat session that I had peaked in my mongering, that was the day I met her. Oh my Goi!

Porker, no I didn't opt for the topless massage, would be like doing my buddy's girl. lol

Goi2 has my vote for photo of the year. Unreal body. Great job on the report. I may have to give Pattaya another shot.

Just wish we could see her face...I'd give Goi2 a 10 but I deduct a couple point when we cant see her face like in the Brazil pics. Which bar on Soi 6 were you at when you found Goi and Pun2?

But you can see her face in Goi1. I gave the photo a 9, because I like to think that the ever-elusive 10 is always just one step ahead of me. Would have given her a 9.5 if that was an option.

Blazers,
I found Goi and Pun2 at Pat bar, about half way down Soi 6 on the north side. I regret not getting a pic of Goi sticking out her tongue, 3 inches long!

Bud

Bigballs,

When I woke my masseuse was cuddled next to me.

Too funny. Wonderful image.
Thanks for the map of Pattaya. Will use it as reference if I ever make it down there. And yes, Goi sounds wonderful. She might of covered her face but her boyfriend should recognize those tits. Remarkable.