My brother (who lives in Las Vegas, but grew up in Mexicali) drove to LA to pick me up and head to Mex. While this trip was not exclusively for mongering we did manage to score a few home runs.
We got to Mexicali at around 6pm on Friday 2/4/05 and after a few hours with family and half a dozen tacos de asada we prepare ourselves for a good night of mongering around town. This is my first time mongering in Mexicali (TJ is my usual place) and I read some of the discussions about Mexicali here on CH so I had a bit of an idea. Plus I had a local with me (my brother).
We started by hitting Bar San Diego at around 10pm. Boy what a dump! I ask my brother how much these chicas charge and he said around $40 to $60, I said I wouldn't bang these chicas if THEY paid me the $60. So off we go to El Establo, another dump with butt-ugly chicas. I said: "¡No mames carnal, pinchis viejas valen madre aquí, vámonos!" (Gimme a break bro, fucking chicks here suck, let's get out of here!)
So I say to my brother if you take me to another place like this I'll kick you ass bro. He got the picture because we headed straight to Guau Guau. Along the way we passed by La Mosca and I asked him let's stop here. He told me that Guau Guau was better. After reading Sobo97's brief report this morning on La Mosca I somewhat regreat not stoping by, too bad I didn't read it Friday. Anyway...
...We get to Guau Guau and the place is rocking!! My brother used to be involved in local politics when he used to live in Mexicali so he recognized a lot of the people partying at Guau Guau (lawyers, judges, high ranking officials and businessmen).
I didn't like the women to men ratio however (1 to 5 or 6) but most of the women were 8's to 10's so you do what you can.
We sit down and enjoy the floor show with a some drinks. The way it works here is that this is primarily a strip club just like in the US, except touching is very much and more than allowed, as well as rooms upstairs where you can take the chicas. Table dances are $70 pesos in the "horseshoe" tables where the chica stands waring minimum attire on a platform and all of your buddies can touch her. Another one is where you will sit at booths against the wall and the chica will dance around you and your buddies for a full song topless for $180 pesos. I found that it doesn't really matter if she is in a bikini, topless or nude as they let you touch all over without hassitation. There are also private dances in the back that are $200 pesos for one song or $400 pesos for 3 songs.
I recomend that if you are planning on taking a chica upstairs, it is best that you take her back for a private dance and see how well she treats you there, as well as talk price. Now rooms upstairs are quite good, nice and clean, certainly better than at AB in TJ. The cost however is quite high at $300 pesos for 1/2 hr.
After about 1 hr of joking around and seeing 3 or 4 shows the dj presents the star chica of the night. Her name is Estrella and she was a monument of a woman. CC all natural firm breasts, as a Spaniard friend of mine once said "Tetas de monja" (Nun's tits) not saggy at all even at 29. I am not kidding when I say that when this chica performs all eyes are on her, I mean everybody is looking including other chicas! Estrella's face is probably a 7 or 8 but her body is a knockout 10! As soon as I see her I tell one of the guys wearing a security vest to bring Estrella to me when she is finish. By the time she is finish I am third in line, luckily all she does at the other two tables is a quick dance and she comes to me within minutes. I said to her (embarrasingly with quite a newbbie attitude in me) I wanna go upstairs! How much? She responds with: "Lo siento mi amor, pero yo no subo arriba." (sorry my dear, but I don't go upstairs). Now from a monger's point of view this doesn't sound good so, not to brag guys, but I decide to shift into Latin Lover gear. I refuse to give up so I tell her how about a private dance, she says sure and back we go. I decide to go for the 3 songs for $400 pesos thinking at the very least I might get a hand job as well as try and work some charm to take her upstairs. As luck would have it, or destiny she turns out to be from my home state of Sinaloa and we hit it off with quite a good conversation. I asked again about upstairs and she again declined but this time not as firm on her word as before. So after a little more touchy touchy on my part as well as a little pussy licking I ask a third time; "Are you sure you don't wanna go upstairs?" Suddenly she comes back with a "Sí pero no soy barata" (Yes, but I'm not cheap) Now I'm thinking from what my brother said that they were around $150 or so, so I said to her "¿Cuanto? She says $3,000 pesos ($272 dollars) plus $300 for the room for half hour. I told her I wanted 1 hr and she said $3,500 plus $600 for the room. So a little more whispering in her ear and charm and the price was finally settled on $2500 pesos plus half the room for 1 hr (2800 pesos) or about $250. She tells me to pay the guy and he will escort me to the rooms upstairs, she would go up through the chicas locker room as she didn't wanna get a bad rep (No me quiero quemar)
As I am waiting to be escorted upstairs by security I feel like a total dumb ass and sucker for paying so much but I figure oh well! (This money will pay interest the next day however)
This turned out to be the best money I have ever spent on mongering in my entire life. After undressing we begin with DFK so I'm thinking this is gonna be great. Then came an awesome CBJ with a purple condom (go figure!), followed by some pussy eating in my part (I LOVE PUSSY!!!) I wish it had been shaved but at least it was decently trimmed. Now I don't necessarily need vitamin V yet but it allows you to perform so much better. So I fucked the hell out of that pussy and did probably about 4 or 5 positions and one of then was the key to winning her heart (more like her pussy though). Apparently she had had a boyfriend that used to do this to her and she said she thought she would never find another man that would do this position as good as I had done it. Guys I'm keeping this position secret for abvious reasons, sorry.
Five minutes rest on my part and a little more talking and thanks to Vitamin V round 2 begins. This time she takes charge and fucks the hell out of my dick! I mean really horny and multiple orgasms (real nympho). We finish round 2 at 1 hr and 20 minutes after a couple knocks on the door by staff. I take a quick cold water shower (Ouch!! but there was not hot water) and head down stairs feeling like a stallion, yeah you mongers know the feeling.
I seriously doubted that Estrella did not go upsteirs with anyone but after talking with another chica and mentioning that I had gone upstais with Estrella, she laughed and said I was lying because she doesn't go up with anyone. Anyway we continued partying until the place shut down at 4am.
The next day, or rather that Saturday night we ended up again at Guau Guau after a disappointing massage session at Cleopatra's which I won't talk about unless inquiring minds wanna know. As we walk into the place and head to one of the tables along the stage guess who is dancing? Yep, Estrella. She fingers me to come close and gives me a kiss in the mouth right in front of everybody! After her show she was quite busy giving table dances and would stop by once in a while, sit on my lap and chit chat a bit. I didn't wanna pay so much money again so I decided to act nonchalantly about the night before. My brother was sitting talking to Maritza a voluptious blonde he took a liking to. Maritza tells me how lucky I was because Estrella never goes upstairs. Ok, if you say so. I still don't believe it, prove me right or wrong fellow mongers.
Finally Estrella spits it out "Vámonos arriba, ¿no?" (Let's go up) I then said to her "No tengo mucha feria mija, me la quitaste toda anoche" (I don't have a lot of money, you keep it all last night).
She then says: "¿Y quien te está cobrando? paga el cuarto y es todo." (Who's charging you? Pay the room and that's it)
You don't have to tell this monger twice if he wants a freebbie. Same routine pay the guy, she goes up through chicas' locker room and I get escorted up. This time only 1/2 hour that turned into 45 minutes because I had other plans later that night. I had never ever had a chica that wanted to fuck me more than I wanted to fuck her, after all I had already had her right? Anyway, she desperately helps to undress me and immediately goes into a masterpiece of a BBBJ. So I say to my self: "self, this is not fair. I must repay the favor" and so the best 69 of my life takes place. After that tit sucking, and kissing as well as passionate DFK, the whole GFE. After about five minutes of her favorite position she says "Porque no me la metes por el otro lado" (why don't you stick it in in the other hole) and so believe it or not guys my first ass fuck experience began. She really took it in I asked her if it hurt and she said "poquito pero me encanta" (a little but I love it). Change condoms (red this time) and bang bang ignoring a few knocks at the door, she must have come 3 or 4 times. I don't think she is a nympho; I fucking KNOW she is man! She asked if if I was always this HARD and horny, I said of course
(thank you vitamin V) I wanted to make a date with her for Sunday morning but she said she was going to Sinaloa and would be back in a couple of weeks.
After Guau Guau we headed to Motel Los Reyes for quite a mongering experience, which I will write about some other time probably on the Mexicali Discussion part of CH.
Happy mongering
LL