DAY ONE: Saturday
BA Arrive after all nighter from Atlanta (6-hour layover in Santiago) got to the Hotel Etoile at 5pm. Booked one of the Diplomat suites for 2 nights for US $75 a night through www.bytargentina.com then moved to an apartment on Marcelo de Alvear in Centro for US $190 per week.
One bedroom, bath with bidet, kitchen Balcony, TV, Stereo, doorman and right next to the Periplo bar, very convenient, again through wwww.byargentina.com. Anyway back to day one. After checking in went for a quick pub-crawl around the hotel, World Sports, Newport and several others then time for a siesta.
Woke around 11pm and went to Pepe Lomos which is right down the pedestrian walk from Etoile by one block-great food and dirt cheap. Typical Argentinean steakhouse, ate a ton of meat, bottle of Malbec and the bill came to something in the neighborhood of US $12.
Went to Solid Gold and was immediately hit on by two 2's. The pigs of the palace but they spoke English and I suspect that they felt this made them more marketable. They each wanted a US $20 dollar drink to which I said no way. I went to Solid Gold many times and you just have to fight off the swarm sit back and wait for what you want. I found the just saying "Tranquilla por favor, yo tengo dolore em me cabeza" Which I think means take it easy, I have a headache now go fuck off. It always seemed to work. One thing I hate about those clubs is the mullets swarm you and the tuna gets away.
By the way it was AR $30 cover charge which includes 2 domestic drinks. (Local beer and rum) Not a bad deal as they have a great strip show with some really hot chicas, the bummer is the strippers only strip, they don't mingle with the mongers. I asked how much they made and was told AR 100 a night. Unbelievable that your willing to strip and not increase your income tenfold by fucking as well.
Enough of Solid Gold I headed to find Playwomen. After walking up and down the street about 4 times I finally got a cab only to be informed that they were closed and offered to take me to Solid Gold, the point at which I started 45 minutes earlier.
I walked to Newport on my way to Black. I figured that I should eat Lobster so to speak on my first night. Went to Newport, there were about 20 or so girls mingling. When the bands not playing it's a little dark, it takes more time to recon. There was one blond that was a solid 9.5 Best body I've ever seen outside a mag. Dancing very seductively to every song, finally she just put on her jacket and left. Amazing tits, hit on her later in the week only to find out she was married, and it only cost me a bottle of champagne for the info, she did try and pimp off her friend who was not my type (ugly)
So I finally ended up with this small chica from Paraguay, so much for lobster. Went back to the Etoile for AR 300. A little steep for Newport but it was still early, better negotiating power at about 5am especially when there are 30 girls and only 5 or 6 guys in the place.
She was Okay in the sak, Covered BJ strait sex no anal. I took 50mg of Vblue, rode the range and made her earn her pesos. I love the way some of them every 5 minutes or so check the rubber to see if you came. It's like if you did your getting a free ride. I put my watch next to the table, If the deal was for two hours I will come at 1:59.
I mentioned the bidet earlier, should be in every bathroom. Out of all the chicas I was with in BA none of them had any offensive vaginal aroma. I can't say that about American chicks and I don't mean working girls. I have only had one Hooker in the US that was in Miami years ago. I would like to see it worked into the Bush administrations list of priorities and get a bill in front of the next session of congress, a bidet in every house or at least hotel.
I kicked the chica out at 5 and was still ready to go. Went next door to Either Affaire or Closers. It was upstairs. There were only about 5 girls working with the bartender being the best looking so I hit on her first, A few tequilas and beers and the next best option was Jilliana. About a 5 in look nice slender body 26 years old real tits. We left around 8 and I spent two hours with before kicking her out and crashing until 3.
DAY TWO: Sunday
Spent the afternoon walking around Recoleta.
Lots of craft stalls, artsy type stuff but way to early in the trip to squander my hard earned pussy pesos on trinkets and baubles for the folk's back home. Save it for the Sunday Market at San Telmo, much more interesting stuff there. After walking around for two hours it was time for cocktails, hit the bar next to the Hotel sat on the side walk and drank Quillmeres drought until the world turn slightly out of focus, time to stumble twenty feet to the Etiole for my late afternoon nap. Here is the routine in BA no matter when you wake up. Eat, walk, drink, pussy, nap, eats, drink, pussy, sleep and start it all again.
I decided hit Solid gold again and check on my pigs. Yep still there, one stuck out her tongue at me so I gave her the number one sign; we repeated that greeting for the next 8 nights. Being Sunday the talent was slim. I am 48 years old in fairly good shape, speak mediocre Spanish and would have gone home with half the girls in Solid Gold but without enough alcohol in my system to make them prettier, I for some rare occasion in BA let good judgement prevail and left.
It was only 2am so I headed to Black for a good old financial fudgepack. It's not that I can't afford to spend every night in Black, but there are a lot of variables that determine value when it comes to mongering. 30ar entrada fee included one domestic drink (beer, wine or cheap booze). For a Sunday night they had a pretty good crop. Lotsa 6-8s I chose a 29-year Brazilian with great fake tits and the big round bunda Brazilians are known for $200 US for 3 hours. She spoke English who was a plus but she spoke a lot which after 5 minutes required the immediate insertion of the six-inch silencer.
Her name was Celia, Blonde, and perfect bod. My experience with BA women overall was the older ones were better in bed, more accommodating but if it was late when you make your score the older ones have kids and tend to out a there by 6 or so. Best check first when making the late night deal. Back to Celia, decent BJ covered, both front and back door covered of course. She had an absolutely perfect pussy so I had to go down on her, I don't know if was the soap or whether she douched with insecticide but had a strange bouquet for Brazilian box so I headed back to play in the mountains to the north. She would be the most expensive pussy of the trip and the last I pulled from Black. Don't get me wrong, Black is a first rate club and for those on a limited schedule It should be the first stop. I did go the Shampoo around the corner another nice club with some pretty girls but to dark for me. It's hard to recon.
Anyway day two is now over and it's 6am and time to get some rest.
DAY THREE: Monday
Did some touristy stuff before checkout.
The Cemetery is unique stroll that I would recommend. What better way to embrace life than looking at all those crypts?
Got into my apartment behind the new Marriott Plaza on San Martin square around 5. Went shopping and filled the fridge with treats for my future guests. Walked the blocks to check out the pubs, 4 or 5 on every block. At the base of my building was Periplo bar. Very nice with usually 6-12 girls working. They cater to the business crowd-some very good lookers. It's hard to find as it's tucked back off the street. 548 Marcel de Alvear, worth a look and only two blocks from Orleans. Never did take one out so don't know the cost. Drinks are little more expensive there than the pubs.
I found usually the top end outside Black was an AR 300 for 2 hours. Some will haggle but it's worth holding out. Look around, if there are 12 girls and 2 guys, supply side economic rules.
Once again repeated the sequence, walk, drink, nap, eat (Oops forgot the afternoon pussy). I decided to check out Café Orleans-Dead-3 girls working 2-3s and a 5, time to forge onward. Hit Cattos, Ness and Hook. Met a girl named Valerie, Face a 6-body a 9.
Photo: Valerie
We did touchy stuff and drank, once again 50mg of Vblue and in one hour pounding for pesos would begin. Since I had a little time and negotiated an all nighter "Toda la noche" or from here on out TLN for AR 200, we stopped for some late night food, wine, cheese, and meat. The best part is her friend Candy walks by on her way home, She comes into say hello and for AR100 more the rest is history.
What I have found with most of the girls in BA is they fuck you not the other way around. These two had no limits, it was tag team fucking for two hours then some cuddling and fondling then out the door cause I'm a sleepy.
DAY FOUR: Tuesday
Repeated routine with one exception had been trying to hook up with Pecs82001 from Club Hombre since Saturday. We finally get chance and filled up on beef at one of the steak houses next to the Etiole.
Prior to dinner I went by Orleans again, wow what a difference. I learned later that this place is the primary after work picks up joint. From 4; 30 to about 8:00. There were about 25 girls sitting around winking, smiling the drawback is they are sitting.
Now you have to wait for every girls your interested in to stand and walk to see if the juice is worth the squeeze. I find one that is pretty hot but alas time to go and hook up the guys for a good dinner and monger story telling.
We go after to Hook where I take an immediate like to a Black haired Chilean girl named Naudia. Only about 5feet tall -I'm 6 feet. The smaller girls make it look sooooooooo big. Once again AR 200 for TLN She has nice natural tits, great ass with a nice shaved box. Oral covered, Front and backs door. After about 2 hours of F and S we hit the snacks in the fridge, shower then go back for more, WOW.
DAY FIVE: Wednesday
Repeat basic steps, and then hit Orleans about 6 for the peak of the pussy parade. Alas I find the chica from yesterday. She is a tall, blonde and nice fake tits. A little older 36 but would be a trophy on any mans arms here in the US. No small talk just asked the price, she wanted AR 300 for 2 hours we settled for AR 200 and dinner. My Apartment is only two blocks from Orleans so off we stroll. Stop for one drink at Periplos which is basically my lobby. I see one nice blonde who keeps eyeing me, but she will have to wait.
Two great hours of sex, bbbj, anal anything I wanted. She would be my only repeat in BA. We headed off to dinner at a Sushi place I think named Manzanos on the corner of Marcelo de Alvear and Reconquista. Great food and once again with wine and a sushi platter as big as my table the bill was like US22. Her name is Angie-very pretty and highly recommended.
Photo: Angie
I walked her to her car and said adios, I'll call manana. I wonder how many times they hear that. Off to my old stomping grounds in Recoleta, I usually will hit 5-10 of the clubs each night. Tonight already drained started with show at Solid Gold. Good crop but I'm not ready to harvest, fuck its pissing rain and I usually walk around Recoleta and Centro but not from one to the other. Taxis are dirt cheap so why, plus there are a few dark streets Overall I found BA a very non-threatening place to walk day or night.
Anyway I get in a cab and say Suipacha and Paraguay; I'm off to Hooks, Ness and Cattos again. We go about three blocks and he convinces me Madahos is where all the chicas are, lying cocksucker. There were only 4 girls working and about twenty guys. At first I thought hey, this guy sent me to a sausage bar, but no it was for working girls. Nice place but no chicas. I had also read that the girls at Madahos did not go out. Fucking on a vinyl cot is not my idea of a good time, Although I did have some great moments in the Termas of RIO. But in RIO you can upgrade your room. I never went back but that is only a single impression and half the fun is deciding for you.
I tended to stay with the clubs and bars that were covered on posts from past travelers. There are many of these places in Centro that I never ventured into (Imagine on 9th de Julio by Excedra, Club Pussy up from Orleans on Cordoba)
With it raining I decide to be a pussy and call it quits at 3am. Home to read and lie my head upon the sweet pillows I jammed under Angie's ass just hours before, ah sweet dreams indeed.
DAY SIX: Thursday
Its all becoming more of a blur, should have written a diary but in the future some judge my see it as evidence. The same goes with pictures and video. A few with clothes on for memories but ones with my tongue in some chic ass would only find it's way someday to cause further damage my already shady character.
Enough pontificating, back to the quest for the perfect hole, sounds like golfing kinda! More meat and wine then it's off to start the hike at Solid Gold. Thursday and the talent has picked up. I see my friend and give her the usual finger; she returns it with a smile. I watch the show chat with a few then it's off to Newport. Newport was fairly dead and then in she came. She looked like a black haired version of "little Annie Fannie" If you set down to draw the most idealistic female figure it would be this chic. She was like Pamela Anderson with a nicer ass. It wasn't 30 seconds after she took off her jacket revealing a low cut top with most fantastic orbs that two guys were on her.
After about ten minutes they left and I pounced. "What happened to the guys?" I asked. She said they were mere boys and she preferred men. She was 28 and stunning. I'm not comparing this to finding a diamond in the sewer, but rings do go down the drains and I found one.
It was only about 1am so I chit chatted for about 10 minutes then cut the deal. AR 300 until 6am. Mmmm a hundred bucks to ride her for 5 hours, a no brainer. Her name was Corina or whatever. Her body was fantastic but lacked the sexual energy that up till now all the chicas seemed to have. She did nice covered BJ but no anal and not even doggy style. She said I was too big and she too small. Eh maybe, after taking off what must have been 8 inch heels she was quite petite, once again it looks so big in those little hands.
Overall guys in the States would have slipped 100's in her g string just for a table dance and at least got sample all the goods, sometimes perspective must remembered. I did see her again at Newport so I guess she works there often, defiantly worth 100 bucks.
DAY SEVEN: Friday
Angie, the one I met at Orleans that I told I would call manana, I decided to be semi true to my word and called her. It was time to go out like normal people in BA-you know a date, then fuck. We went to Puerto Madero to one of the 362 seafood restaurants. Good ambience, good food. Good time. After 2 hours it's back to fuck. Great session then she pulls out the marching dust. Not really into it because I find it counter productive to the whole reason I'm there, to exercise my penis. So when misses right finally comes along again back home, it will be in top shape. Not to offend her I indulge and my god if she didn't prove me wrong. She could, I believe suck a marble through copper tubing. Nothing like a woman on a mission, she was rewarded with "Juego de Roberto" all over her chin and chest.
DAY EIGHT: Saturday
Slept most of the day, finally getting adjusted to the BA schedule. Did the routine with the one exception of having more to drink than usual. Ended up just hitting the 6 or 7 clubs in Centro as Recoleta can be quite crowded on Saturday.
Ended up pulling a girl out Peppens. It's on Suipacha in the same block as Cattos. Can't remember the chicas name but again AR 200 for TLN. Get back to my place light the candles, put on the music, pour the wine and then exercise the whole pole like I'm off to a decathlon.
DAY NINE: Sunday
Went to the San Telmo Antique market. Bought some souvenirs and saw some unusual stuff, defiantly worth the trip, street performers, eye candy. Went from there to Puerto Madero. It was packed, all the beautiful people hanging out at the dockside restaurants.
I sat and watched the sun go down then headed home to Centro. Got home and started feeling like something was coming on.
Before any trip I try to eat well, take vitamins and Echinacea to help with immunity. Being on a flight for 10 hours is almost a guarantee of illness and sure enough woke up about 11pm with a sore throat. I first wondered if it was just because my tongue had been overworked and like any muscle, might be strained from overuse after months of neglect, I did after all give my best when the need arose. And like any athlete there are injuries common to a sport, maybe ours is tongue strain. If any doctor ever reads this please post whether or not such a thing is medically possible.
Tried to sleep but paranoia set in, took a couple of xanax that I picked up in the BA drugstore. A prescription is needed here and at some pharmacias in BA but not at others. If you have needs shop around and someone will take care of you.
At home I would wait a simple sore throat out but not here. I got sick in Rio 2 years ago and just laid in my bed at the hotel for three days of sweats, chills and diarea. Not here, I searched the yellow pages under medico, clinico, Doctor, and found nada. I walked to a Pharmacia and they gave the address of a clinic on 632 Cordoba Floor #2 called MediQik or something close.
DAY TEN: Monday
After a 30-minute wait watching all the office chicas walk back and forth in their tight fitting dresses and pantsuits, my name was called. Doc spoke little English, I explained that I was worried that this may be some oral sex side effect. After examination he extinguished my fears and said that as I thought, I probably contracted this throat infection on the plane as it takes 7-10 days of incubation.
After 15 minutes out I went with a fistful of prescriptions including an injection. The doc office doesn't do injections that are left up to the expertise of the people at the drugstore. Go into a small room drop trow and get the boot. I must be honest and say that it was painless. I am pure pussy when it comes to needles, probably the reason I never pursued a career in drug heroin addiction. I told them to throw in some valium and Ambian as well and they obliged with no prescription.
The best part is the cost. I was worried because I only had $100AR on me. I had tried 3 ATMs on the way and all were down. When I got the bill I thought she said cincuenta, AR50 wow what a deal, I flopped down a 50 note and headed to the door. She called me back and said quince, so I pulled out 15AR out and she motioned no, quince total and handed me my $35AR change. 5 US bucks to go see the doctor. For that kinda a money I'll see a Doc in BA for a pimple of if I can't fart at will.
Filled with antibiotics I figured I should give my body a break and take it easy as the next night would be my last and sick or not I was not going to lay in bed on my last night in a city filled with such fine pussy.
THE LAST NIGHT
Took easy all day, went to Florida ST and bought a jacket made out of Carpincha. It's a large Argentinean rodent. It has a very orange hue with spots; unique to Argentina so I had to have one. Only problem nothing in my size in the style that I wanted. The name of the store was"Maybe Leather" strange name but they custom made a jacket for me in 8 hours. Took the measurements at 10am and I picked it up at 6pm-perfect.
After that I bought shirts, belts other leather stuff that even on Florida St was a bargain compared to home. Enough about shopping, starting to sound like a fag. Off to Periplo for a few beers before nap time. I see this great looking blonde, named veronica. I'll be back for you later I say in broken Spanish
The last night the master plan was to sleep, go out to dinner at midnight then find something special to fuck until I had to leave for the airport at 6:30am.
The people that I rented the apartment from let me rent by the day for US20 a day because there was no rental behind me. The guy came by who owned the apartment looked around, gave me back my deposit and said lock it and leave the keys on the table, very trusting but the place was clean and I must have an honest face.
Out I went to a Parrilla on San Martin then back to Pariplo Bar to see if the chica that was there from earlier in day, but it was not to be so off to Solid Gold.
I was at Solid Gold earlier in the week and had this gorgeous little spinner sitting on my lap for about a half hour but learned she had to be at school at 8;00 am, Since it was already 4 and wasn't ready to leave I passed. What a mistake.
Tonight the same shit, get swarmed by the mullets, I fend them off one by one with the "I have herpes on my nose" speech. I had seen this other brunette there earlier who looked like the brunette on "Sex in the City" (OKAY my ex girlfriend made watch it as a payback for watching Nascar, yin-yang thing). She was not there so I wandered upstairs to layback and just watch the show.
I'm under pressure now cause I don't have all night to search. If something doesn't come in soon it's off to Black where I know the crop is creaming or is the cream of the crop?
Seconds later in walks my spinner, Miranda. Half Asian and half-Argentinean.
Photo: Miranda
I snagged her up and back to spend my last night in pure bliss. This girl was fantastic, every hole, and every position. Must have banged her ass for 45 non-stop minutes. Once again a bargain at AR 200 for the night.
SUMMARY
Overall if I won the lotto tomorrow within a week I'd have a place in BA. I walked around all night and never felt threatened. It very easy to be very bad and that's my kind of vacation. Treat the girls nicely and you'll be treated like a king. I did give every chica taxi fare home, in fact I gave Miranda AR 50 because she lived 45 minutes from downtown and she said it was too much. After the all night pounding I gave her, I assured her that was well earned.
I plan on going back this October. It's cool out and the slow time of year. Great food, Great pussy, out of all my travels ( TJ, Costa Rica, Cartegena, Rio, Peru,El Salvador, Panama) I would rate BA as the best overall for food and pussy, too bad they don't have a beach or the natural beauty of Rio.