2005/05 Masterbates - Hermosillo, A Mongers Disappointment
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2005/05 Masterbates - Hermosillo, A Mongers Disappointment
Hermosillo, A Mongers Disappointment
By Master Bates
My first encounter with the city of Hermosillo was back in April of 2004. I was halfway between Obregon, Sonora and the USA when I first arrived there. At the time, I knew very little about this bustling city, but soon found my way around the more well-known nightly mongering destinations. This time, things were slightly different. I was aware of where to stay and which locations to satisfy my lustful sexual cravings.
Hermosillo is in the state of Sonora, Mexico. It's not exactly what one might describe as the ideal mongering playground. It's a busy almost traffic-congested city by day, and a virtual ghost town at night. Somewhere around 6:00 pm, most, if not all the stores close up for the evening. Nothing is left open, except maybe the local gas stations or the few Chinese restaurants which are located on certain outskirts of the city.
The city of Hermosillo is an industrial city where you can still see the remains of abandoned factories and old redundant refineries which are left there, decaying, with lots of graffiti on the stone granite walls. This is clear evidence that this city was once thriving with work and prosperity and probably at one point blossomed with production and activity. It's unfortunate really, because most buildings are left abandoned, with nobody to take care of the spacious properties that seem to yearn for a revitalization in progress and economic rescue from companies which could easily ascend this sleepy location from it's Third World roots.
As a result of learning the Spanish language, (not to perfection of course) I did some research of my own and discovered a few years ago, it is possible to get a bus from the USA to almost anywhere inside the interior of Mexico. This also includes most major cities in the US, like San Bernardino, Oxnard, Orange County and San Diego. Downtown Los Angeles (at 7th Street and Maple Avenue) has a few bus companies which cater more to the needs of the vehicular-challenged traveler. Not that I don't have a vehicle, I do. But I'm always concerned, not always about the brutal mileage I put on year round while driving back and forth to Mexico, but the condition and safety of my (almost new) Dodge Ram truck which I feel is better left at home inside my garage.
Hermosillo is 250 miles south of Tucson, Arizona. It is the capital of Sonora. Even in April, the city of Hermosillo gets very hot this time of year. The name of the city in Spanish signifies "pretty little things." And for all you history buffs out there, it was originally the site of the Pima Indian settlement called Pitic. In 1700 the Spanish colonial government created a defensive settlement, the Real Presidio de San Pedro de la Conquista, which was designed to help control the Indians and promote Spanish expansion into the northern frontier of what was once known as New Spain. (now Mexico) In 1828, after Mexican independence was won from Spain, the city was eventually renamed to honor a general who heroically fought in the War of Independence. On September 5th, 1828, in honor of Mexican independence insurgent Jose Maria Gonzalez Hermosillo, the Villa del Pitic was given the name of Hermosillo in his honor.
Last year, while venturing through this city, I was able to savor some of the street girls who clustered together on the lonely dark industrial streets. They catered more to the lonely local citizen, rather than the adventurous tourist. Yes, I discovered Hermosillo is definitely not a tourist attraction, that's for sure. There's really nothing there to see and it's far from any international border. Upon my first visit, I met a few hookers, who were probably the friendliest girls I have ever met. I even remember being so stunned by their pleasant personalities that I immediately went to an Internet cafe and posted the evening's adventures on the ClubHombre main Mexico chat thread.
They were nothing like the chicas of TJ. These ones were different in the sense that there were no "clock-watchers," no "Ice Queens," no bad attitudes, no lay was a roll of the dice either, in gambling whether or not you'd get value for your money. This could all be because of the fact that Hermosillo is not a tourist town and there aren't guys coming by every ten minutes (like the alley in TJ) where if you turn one down because of...whatever, another monger a few minutes walks right up behind you and will gladly take your place.
So astonished was I at this new undiscovered territory, plus the never-ending GFE experience, I even submitted photos to CH (please refer to the appropriate threads under Hermosillo discussion) and was able to get a repeat performance from the same chicas the following evening. I was in my own sexual ecstasy and was able to fulfill everlasting desires in engaging in sexual practices with a few heavyset chicas of Hermosillo. But like I said, that was then, and this trip report is about the recent trip back to the city.
Fast forward to the present day: I got the bus from downtown LA to Tijuana. It's the "InterCalifornias" bus, and for a return trip ticket costs $25. This bus leaves from Los Angeles every other hour and takes you to Tijuana. There are two stops along the way: East L.A., and Orange County. When I got to Tijuana, I walked over the pedestrian bridge toward the Zona Norte and proceeded to go to the bus station at Avenida Madero and Calle Primera. The actual address is: 702 Avenida Madero, which is directly across from the "Museo de Cera," (the Tijuana Wax Museum)
The bus trip from TJ to Hermosillo is fourteen hours and costs $444 pesos one way. You can of course get the bus from USA to Hermosillo, but it's too lengthy and takes you first to Tucson, Arizona and then Phoenix, Arizona. But I found catching the bus from TJ is far more convenient and shorter time. The bus station in Hermosillo is located at:
Blvd. Luis Encinas no. 400, Colonial Centro, Central Gdf., Hermosillo, Sonora.
If you have never taken one of those long distance journeys in Mexico by bus, I would strongly recommend it to anyone. There are many bus companies in Mexico which go from state to state: Norte de Sonora, Pacifico, Grupo Estrella Blanca, to name just a few. Seeing that I have just a slight fear of flying, I absolutely love getting the bus on long distance journeys throughout Mexico. It's peaceful and relaxing. The bus companies in the U.S.A. like Greyhound for instance, should take a lesson in how to run a bus company in Mexico. They do it right, and customer friendly is a first with them. I was immensely impressed with the friendliness of the drivers.
The ride from Tijuana to the state of Sonora is something I always look forward to. The buses not only provide comfort and safety, they provide entertainment. On this particular journey I took the Pacifico bus. They have these screens which look like computer lap tops tucked away up in the ceiling. When the journey began, the screens slowly descended and opened up. Then they showed us a movie on them. Amazing, I thought. This is true state-of-the-art technology. It was like flying business class on British Airways!
The seats are comfortable and recline easily, as if you're on an aircraft. They even have those small overhead lights for the passengers who like to read instead of watching movies. The restrooms on the buses are always-and I mean always clean and tidy, which is somewhat unusual for public transportation. I choose to take the buses any day rather than fly. Flying to Mexico is okay, but if I have a choice, which I do, I would much rather choose the comforts of a bus than fly. Sure, the journey may be that much longer, but what the hell, if it's comfortable, then why shorten the journey when you're in such a lazy relaxed mode?
The bus makes many stops at these smaller towns along the way in Sonora, so it is important you know which stop is yours. The only signs to inform you of which city you're at, are the signs at the bus depots. Upon arrival at the bus depot in Hermosillo, I caught a taxi to the Hotel Monte Carlo. Not exactly the best hotel in this city, but I was on a budget and needed a clean safe place to stay. There's nothing special about the neighborhood in which I stayed, other than it was a location familiar from my previous trip here.
The Hotel Monte Carlo is located at the corner of:
Calle Benito Juarez and Avenida Sonora, Colonial Centro, C.P. 83000.
Tel. 01 (662) 212-08-53
Fax: 01 ( 662) 212-33-54
e-mail: msalazar@global.t-bird.edu
Cost for a room is $225 pesos. Check out time: 12:30 pm. The room I stayed in was a basement room. It had no windows, yet appeared somewhat cold. The television barely works, and has a lot of static. This could have been because of where the room was located. The floor was tiled, plus it had a ceiling fan. I was given only one small towel, small bar of soap and no shampoo.
From what I understood, the practice of bringing "visitors" (in other words, prostitutes) to your room is strictly forbidden. Nobody told me no, but if you pay attention to the notices on the walls, even on the many rules and policies printed in fine print on the back of the hotel guest receipt, it says so: "No se admiten visitas en las habitaciones." Oh well, upon now knowing this, a one night stay was good enough for me.
I'm assuming they enforce this rule for the safety of the other guests and to keep it a "family friendly" type of hotel, considering street walkers are known to congregate on the very street in which this hotel is located. The other problem is, there is a night clerk who doubles as a security guard and sits in the lobby every night to enforce this rule. A one-night stay at this hotel was enough for me. I didn't bring a chica to this room, as I didn't want to be put in the embarrassing position of being refused a "guest." I'd stayed here the year previous and it was the same situation-no visitors. I just went to the chicas hotel room instead.
The Hotel Royal is directly down the street from the Hotel Monte Carlo. The exact address is: 15 Avenida Sonora, Colonia Centro, Hermosillo, Sonora (there is already a photo of this hotel on the Hermosillo thread) It is quite literally a few doors down from Hotel Monte Carlo. The Hotel Royal is near the corner of Calle Prof. Horacio Soria L. (formerly Manuel Gonzalez) The main cross street is on the corner of where the Hotel Monte Carlo is located, which is: Calle. B. Suarez. Very easy to find. The Hotel Royal is more accommodating to guest's "visitors." And with only $140.00 pesos per night, (about fourteen bucks) you know it's not exactly a five-star luxurious getaway!
Don't be fooled by the name. Holiday Inn it isn't! It's a real dump of a hotel which would remind you of those hotels in the Zona Norte in Tijuana with rooms you can rent for fifteen minutes. This is Third World survival at it's best. It's a two-story hotel with activity going on all hours of the night. You can hear the "clack-clack-clackety-clack" of high-heeled shoes walking along the terrace all night long. Most of the foot steps you hear, do actually belong to the drag queens who frequent the hotel. It's badly equipped with tiled floors which makes the sounds of foot steps that much louder. This hotel is also not very guest accommodating. I was given one small towel, no soap, no shampoo. The lighting is poor, there are no windows, just a huge air conditioner which is wedged into a cutout in the wall where I'm assuming is where the window used once to be.
Other negatives about this dump: no television, no phone, shower barely works, (water pressure is always low) dirty walls, one-ply toilet paper, mattresses are uncomfortable, well-worn and sometimes stained. And to add to the already existing trauma, about a year ago or so, certain "ladies of the evening," so to speak, seemed to congregate outside this sleazy hotel on a nightly basis. Back then that was no problem, as I realize they were just "working girls." Yet, in such a short space of time, in little than what must seem just over a year, it appears those ladies have been replaced with much stiffer competition-this time the streets were clogged with transvestites. There were drag queens everywhere. Man, what a let down.
Gone were all the chicas of the streets I had taken photos of before. Gone were the real women. Now these transvestites, transsexuals, trans-whatever were all congregating together in small groups in the darkened streets the way the hookers used to do. I knew it was too good to last. But I didn't give up. I had come back to Hermosillo for one reason and I was to determined to leave feeling very satisfied as I had once done before. After all, I wasn't going to let a bunch of "he-she's" prevent me from hunting for real sex, or real women.
The police department in this town is a joke. The little training they receive, if any, isn't up to the standards and education of a fully trained police department in the US which is required by P. O. S. T. (police officer standards and training) The cops drive around in these little white Nissan Sentras with little light bars on the roofs of the vehicles. They just seem to cruise around all night long, with either very little or no enforcement action. The streets are deserted at nights anyway, and the only vehicles you see are police cars driving around slowly.
They don't respond to bar fights in the cantinas, at least not from what I've seen. They don't harass, detain or arrest the drag queens on suspicion of soliciting for the purpose of prostitution. They just seem to cruise by the TV's very slowly while staring blankly at them. The DQ's are probably used to it by now. The cops don't even make any vehicle stops or enforce any vehicle or municipal code violations that I'm aware of. They seem to be content with just being seen. It's my belief they wouldn't know how to handle real crime. I'm sure with the little law enforcement action, coupled with the limited police work, there's very little pay to go with the job. Not exactly what one might refer to as a law enforcement career. It is assuming then, based solely on my many observations of the Hermosillo Police Dept., that prostitution is at best, definitely tolerated. In other words, it is not illegal.
The food here is no problem, providing of course you like real Mexican food. Of course, there are many other types of food here also, but naturally, Mexican food seems to be the favorite of the people of Hermosillo. For the most part, it's traditional and delicious. There aren't that many bad places to eat. I dined at some of the restaurants in the busy part of Hermosillo. There is one location I would definitely recommend, the indoor farmers market in the main busy section of the city called, Mercado Municipal. This is an old brick building that looks like it was built somewhere at the end of the nineteenth century. The market is located on the corner of Calle Matamoros (the main street) and Luis Donaldo Colosio M. They have all types of foods, and more importantly, it's fresh and inexpensive.
One night, after a very disappointing visit to Lord Black, I began walking back to my hotel, to the Hotel Royal. And it was there that I met her. On a darkened street corner about a mile away from my hotel and far removed from the transvestites stood a girl in the darkened doorway of a few blocks from Lord Blacks. By the way she was dressed, she was a working girl, that's for sure. But she was waiting in a doorway far from everyone and out of sight of traffic. It is unknown who she was waiting for. I stopped, struck up light conversation with her, and from there she agreed to go with me and either join me for a drink or join me for a cup of coffee.
Her name was Brigitte. I won't give her full name, as it's not important and I don't want to violate site TOS rules. But this chica was very European looking with light skin, pointed nose and hazel eyes. She was about twenty-nine, medium height and build, but as I soon discovered, had a great rack. The only thing is, she seemed pregnant. She said she wasn't, claiming it was some type of swelling stomach condition, but I wasn't fooled. She was about four or five months knocked up. There was no doubt.
Brigitte was very obliging in the sense that she liked to have her photo taken, regardless of the temporary medical condition she was in. Although she didn't speak one word of English-not one word, and though my Spanish is somewhat limited, we certainly enjoyed each others company. Sexually, she was so-so. But it was her female companionship which kept me near her. What is even more strange was, I didn't even pay her any money, just took her to eat every day and spent money on her, buying her clothes, shoes, cosmetics, but no cash payment.
She didn't spend overnight with me because she claimed she had some ailing father somewhere who needed medical assistance, at least that was her story. I didn't buy it of course, as I realize most working chicas have either some sort of story, or some secrets which they successfully separate from their profession. But every morning, Brigitte showed up at my hotel door asking if she could spend the day with me. It was through her, I discovered the beach resort of Bahia Kino. We spent the day there together. What a beautiful location. What scenery.
When we got to Bahia Kino, there was a huge temporary stage set up on the beach with some rock bands playing very loud music. The beaches in the USA are nothing compared to the beaches in Mexico. Bahia Kino is a location definitely worth checking out. It was crowded, sure, but the sandy white beaches and rocky break points make this a paradise lost for anyone wanting to just get away from it all.
So, yes. Brigitte was a "working girl," and probably one of the very few who wasn't intimidated by the pressures of the newly arrived TV's working the area. In fact, I don't think she ever walked the streets that much, only "hooked" when the opportunity provided itself. She spent every day with me, eating, going places, hanging out at cantinas, etc. I didn't spend every day with her, more like most days. And then there were times I wanted to be by myself. Times when I wanted to go check out the strip joints and other adult locations of the city.
Photos: Brigitte 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19
One morning, I decided to spend the day without Brigitte. Everything was fine between us, it's just that I didn't want to be bogged down by some woman when I wanted to monger in different directions. So I decided to go check out the entire city again, in case I'd missed something. Lord Black was a good place to start from. I didn't get the exact address, but I did get a photo of the exterior of the building.
Lord Black is easy to find, just ask any taxi driver. It's right near the government buildings, downtown and also near Hotel Kino. In fact, it's only a couple of blocks from the hotel, on the same street, Pino Suarez. I decided to pay this gentlemen's club a visit on this one fine sunny afternoon. To my surprise, it was quite crowded for a mid-afternoon. And the dancers were quite cute. One or two really caught my eye and were downright drop dead gorgeous. It had that Adelitas (TJ) atmosphere about it.
Lord Black isn't a tourist rip-off place, because as already stated, Hermosillo isn't a tourist city. But it's a strip joint nonetheless. The chicas in there are okay for the most part. They aren't "pushy" and none will approach you. I returned to Lord Black in the evening and had to pay a cover charge of $50 pesos to get inside. During the day, there's no cover charge and beers are only $10 pesos. ($1.00) I also found the location to be very Gringo friendly, with chicas asking me where I was from, and how did I find Hermosillo.
Another hotel of interest and which is always highly recommended by the locals is Hotel Kino, which is in the area of Lord Black. It's actually one block from the night club. Although I have never stayed there, I have heard good things about it from many people. The actual full name to the hotel is Hotel Suites Kino.
The address is:
Pino Suarez 151 Sur,
Colonial Centro,
Hermosillo, Sonora. (One block from Lord Black)
Tel, 01 (662) 213 31 31
Fax, 01 (662) 213 38 52
E-mail: reservaciones@hotelsuitskino.com
"Oops" is another location of interest for the admirer of nude dancers. (For more information on these clubs, please refer to the appropriate threads) Oops is located near the Hermosillo University. It's one block north of the main street, Blvd. Luis Encinas. It's located at: Gaston Madrid, No. 185-A, cross street: Guadalupe Victoria. There's a $20 pesos cover charge to get in. They seem to play real interesting rock music, from Germany and other European countries. A lot of heavy metal stuff is played there too.
One thing that did annoy me a little was this one pushy waiter who kept bugging me, asking if I wanted more to drink, or more ice in my glass, or if I wanted one of the female dancers to join me in a drink. After being constantly approached by him for the most trivial concern, I had to politely tell him I was okay and didn't want to be constantly bothered, to which he replied, "Sorry," and he added he was only just doing his job. Oops is a small little hole in the wall, where they change dancers constantly. I spent three evenings in there, and each night they seemed to have different dancers. As for my recommendation: Sure, it's worth a visit, but just be careful with your money as they like you to keep spending and loading up with additional drinks in there.
The SG Brigitte that I picked up, was okay to hang out with, but not every single night. There were some nights I wanted to be by myself. And she understood that. So one night I decided to explore this almost deserted city one evening and go visit a cantina not too far from my sleazy hotel, called Rancho Alegre.
Bar Rancho Alegre is easy to find. Just ask any taxi driver. Bar Ranch Alegre (The Happy Ranch) is located at:
Calle Heriberto Aja. No. 46
Norte Sur, Colonio Centro. CP 83000
Hermosillo, Sonora,
Mexico.
The cross street is Avenida Ninos Heroes. Easy to find and only one block away from Bar La Taberna. Most of the locals who frequent La Taberna, seem to hop back and forth from La Taberna to Bar Rancho Alegre. Most times when seeking out a certain chica of interest, (as if that's possible here) if they're not in one cantina, they're in the other. When the activity slows down in one bar, they all drift away to the other known neighborhood noisy bar.
I am somewhat reluctant to give a review of this bar, as I realize most, if not all members of ClubHombre have a certain respect for, shall we say, finer taste in when seeking beautiful Latin chicas south of the border. Well, you won't fine them in here! This is one bar where even the Hunchback of Notre Dame could score! This bar is constantly filled with dwarf-like fat skanky intoxicated chicas who would hop in bed with you at the drop of a hat.
It's a typical poor man's ranchero hangout, with people milling about, singing aloud to the tunes on the juke box. The interior is brightly lit with a stage way in the back where bands play on weekends. The whole seating area is covered with white tables and white plastic chairs scattered all over the place. Tecate brewing company seems to have a foothold in just-about every single cantina in the state of Sonora. They have to, with their name and corporate symbol (an eagle's head) on all the chairs and coolers in every bar and cantina.
Despite the inebriated beached whales that wouldn't leave me alone, (by constantly coming over to me and breathing their beer-odor filled breath right in my face) a couple of these chicas did in fact catch my eye. As I sat at the bar, I couldn't help but notice the one bartender who kept glancing over giving me a faint cute smile. I eventually found out her name was Sylvia. She looked about the cutest one in there. I even asked her if I could take a couple of photos and she willingly obliged.
Photos: Sylvia 20 21
Sylvia was very warm and friendly, there was that one question that kept nagging me...could she be a possible "working girl" on the side. I heard most female bartenders who work at these cantinas are. I was dying to know and kept thinking about the possibility of us getting together after work. But unfortunately it never happened, mainly because I didn't have enough courage to ask her how (or if) she made extra money on the side.
Another chica who caught my eye at Bar Rancho Alegre, was a small chunky waitress called Libertad. I don't know if that was her true name, or a name she gave herself, but it sure doesn't sound Spanish to me. Now this chica was by far, the most friendliest chica in the place. She had a gentle sincere smile which was captivating. She was very curvy, and very flabby. She liked to wear those midriff looking shirts, the ones where it shows the girl's belly. Yet these fashionable flimsy blouses should never be seen on a "weight-challenged" chica. But apparently, that's what Libertad liked to wear. She sure liked showing off that flabby tummy, that's for sure. And her stomach showed the evidence of strain where she bore three children.
Photos: Libertad 22 23
I met her on more than one occasion. Each time, she greeted me with a friendly welcoming smile. She was the waitress there, if there really was such a thing. I think she only worked for tips, but either way, she was efficient. She only spoke about five words of English and told me she came from Rocky Point, where there were many American tourists. I personally, have never been to Rocky Point, but have heard about it. She added the experience she had with American tourists was they liked to "throw their money around too much." Meaning, they were arrogant in trying to show the Mexican women there how much spending money they had.
Libertad was more than obliging when I asked if I could take some photos of her. Although she was living life on the poverty line, especially working in this cantina, the question kept popping up in my mind, would she go back to the hotel if the price was right? I wonder.... Then one night, while I returned back to the cantina, there she was again, hurrying back and forth from the bar to the tables serving bottles of Tecate with plastic cups. I wanted to ask her what time she got off work, but she just kept getting distracted either from drunken customers or her coworkers. Eventually I just decided to leave it alone, but I did remind her I would return to Hermosillo in a few weeks.
On another particular night, while again alone and away from Brigitte, I decided to take an evening stroll in the neighborhood of my hotel. About a block away, transvestites in small numbers were gathered together in the darkened streets. From a distance, their silhouettes made them look like the real thing. I thought to myself, there has to be a market for these he-she's in Hermosillo, otherwise why would they be here?
The drag queens in Hermosillo are certainly different from, say, the drag queens in Tijuana, where in TJ, they seem to be more aggressive when approaching you for business. But here, everything seems more laid back and quiet. Even the street walkers, whether they be they be male or female, don't have that arrogant approach to the prospective customer the way they do in TJ. Here, they just hang out with friends in more of a congregating friendly atmosphere, which never seems too threatening, even at the worst of times.
While walking in a darkened street, no too far from my hotel, I spotted a group of chicas (real ones, I might add) hanging out together and just chatting. Upon further approach, I recognized one of the SG's as someone whom I had got acquainted with on my trip here last year. Her name was Vanessa. She is the big chica whom I posted about on my last trip. We talked for a little bit, then negotiated on a price. I was totally surprised in running into her again. This was something I didn't expect. But I'm glad I did.
Vanessa was as every bit as loving as she was last time. And all for only $200 pesos! What a deal. Absolute total GFE and very accommodating in every way. She never once looked at her watch, was in no hurry, had a great attitude and a great personality. Oh, and her huge chunky ass was okay too! I was surprised to find her here on my return trip, as I thought the drag queens had forced out all the real SG's. But Vanessa told me they're not threat to the real women, as in not a threat in competition, I would assume.
Yet, I hate to admit this and be brutally honest, but as I've said before, some of these DQ's could easily put the real women in this town to shame when it came to looks! Although Vanessa was no "spinner," she certainly proved her worth (and girth) this time around. Vanessa can be found on most nights hanging out in the late hours near the Hotel Royal. The going rate for her is usually $225 pesos, but even that can be bargained down.
Photos: Vanessa 24 25
Bar La Taberna was another location I had to see again. The manager is a heavyset guy in his late thirties, called Fernando. He always made me feel welcome by greeting me with a warm smile and a firm hand shake. This is one crowded, noisy cantina which should be on every mongers to-do list. At least if nothing else, to check out how rowdy a daytime crowd can be. I realize the local female talent in here may not be everyone's "cup of tea," so to speak, but considering it's spacious interior, it's a bar worth checking out. Bar La Taberna is located at:
Manuel Gonzalez, No. 123,
Norte Sur, Colonio Centro, CP 83000
Hermosillo, Sonora.
Tel. (662) 213-38-50
The nearest cross street is Avenida Luis Encinas. This cantina is very easy to find. It's just one block away from Bar Rancho Alegre. All cantinas in this particular neighborhood are within walking distance of each other. (For additional information on this bar, please refer to the Hermosillo thread) It was in Bar La Taberna where I met this one chica, Rachel. This chica spoke a very different fast kind of Spanish. It was almost undetectable, that I thought she was speaking a highland Indian dialect. But I'm assuming because of the way she spoke, it was mostly fast Spanish slang.
Rachel seemed nice at first. She looked kind-of cute in a perverted kind-of way. What I mean is, she wasn't really that cute, in fact, not cute at all. But something told me she might be an animal in the sack. When I spotted her, she was sitting with friends, two other fat cows who were also watching my every move. While nursing a Tecate beer, Rachel decided to make the move and come on over to my table and introduce herself.
Before I asked her to sit down, she had already slumped her fat ass on the chair and raised her hand in an effort to get the bartender to bring her a drink. The conversation was limited, considering my Spanish isn't all that perfect. But this chica was saying things to me that I just couldn't grasp. Maybe she was a little drunk, who knows?
Time to get down to business, I thought. I asked her if she was "working" here in the bar. And she told me only when it's necessary. So, why beat about the bush, I thought. I then immediately moved in for the close. I told her what a great body I thought she had and asked her if I could take photos of her nude body in the privacy of my hotel room. I also suggested a price for sex and she agreed to $200 pesos. That's it, just $200 pesos. And why not? After all, what did I have to lose?
So, off we went to my hotel, with the agreement that she would completely disrobe and pose naked for my camera, along with a little romp in the hay, if you know what I mean! As soon as we got to my hotel room, she asked if I kept any beer in there. I told her all I had was some juices and sodas which weren't cold, because I didn't have a refrigerator. So she settled for a room-temperature soda.
She quickly disrobed and it seemed as if foreplay was definitely out of the question. This chica just didn't seem to have her mind on it. The session was nothing special, yet when I got my camera ready, she quickly grabbed the blankets, covered herself and said, "No, no no. No disnudo!" So I guess naked photos of her was out of the question. She quickly went back on her word. Oh well...at least I tried, I guess. Below are a couple of Rachel which I did I actually did manage to take without her objection.
Photos: Rachel 26 27
After we did the deed, Rachel asked me if I had any lotion or cream for her body (a request that sometimes comes up with chicas when I'm mongering in Tijuana) So I handed her a small bottle of body lotion. As she was straightening out her clothes, I noticed her eyes kept sweeping the small table in the corner looking for other toiletries to use. She then asked if she could have some of those cheese crackers which were on the table. I gave her some of those also. And then she asked if she could use my deodorant.
She sprayed it on liberally all over her body with her clothes on and then asked what else did I have that I'd want to give her. "Okay, okay," I thought, enough is enough with this scrounging bullshit. I then sternly let her know I wanted her to leave while I took a shower. I didn't dare take a shower with her in the room. For one thing, she was total untrustworthy and quite possibly a thief. So after a brief conversation, she left. Was it worth it, I thought to myself? Well, no not really, as she didn't quite seem to turn me on.
The location where I stayed isn't exactly the nicest part of the city for visitors. Although I will admit, it is calm and quiet in the evening hours. There are other more nicer hotels to stay at if you visit Hermosillo. But, because of budget restrictions, it was beneficial for me at this time to search for something a little economical. All in all, the seven day trip was an adventure worth taking.
Unfortunately, it isn't up there on my to-do list, as this is a city where the mongering scene is more or less hit and miss type of location. For those of you who are familiar with the city of Hermosillo, or perhaps plan on taking a trip to this city in the near future, I hope you have found this report to be of significant value. Always, and I mean always be very careful out there when mongering in a foreign country. And always use good common sense.
Yours in continued legalized and tolerated prostitution practices,
Master Bates.
Them some big women Bro got any alot thinner round there
i wasn't sure before but now i am convinced Shakespeare was right...beauty is in the eye of the beholder
| By Sniper on Tuesday, May 10, 2005 - 05:37 pm: Edit |
Master Bates,
I've been to locations where the pickings are really limited.
In situations like this that we lower our standards.
When you are there, you have to make a choice to move on to the next town or just chalk it up to experience.
While I would have probably hopped back on the bus to TJ, I can understand that not everyone would.
I appreciate you taking pictures of these girls, at least I know that this destination is not for me.
Man, these women are disgusting!
I heard from other people that Hermosillo, Sonora is the city with the most beautiful women in all Mexico.
I went there in 1987. Corruption seems to be the standard in Hermosillo. Everyone is corrupt: the police, hotel owners, street vendors, all trying to cheat you. The city was incredibly hot and it seemed dangerous.
From reading this report it seems not much has changed.
Sorry for saying the girls you met are horrible but...they really are 
Thank you very much for your report, it brought me a lot of memories.
Very nice report, but I really am amazed you not only paid for it, but could get it up with those fuglies.
Masturbates,
That was a great detailed report,congratulations to you,keep reporting. Its interesting to hear about different experience.
My taste in women are striking beauties and lean-my questions atr as below:
I live in Phoenix never been to Hermosillo-I know their is a University there-do you know if there are any brothels or services with skinny college girls? How about in Bahia Kino?
Have you ever been to Rocky Point-I hear there is a club there called the Crystal Palace with hot sweet young things-do you know about that place?
I also hear there is a local whorehosue in Sonoita in a red traler on the other side of lukesville once you cross the border
anyone know about the above two places?
thanks
Good report. It brought back memories of spending a weekend in the main police station when I was in college in the late 60s. I was invovled in an auto accident, had insurance, and still almost got tossed behind bars. We worked things out that I would spend the day in the front office and go back to my hotel at night. When Monday rolled around some judge signed a release for me and my squashed car. I paid a fine and hit the road to the nearest US border as fast as I could. My poor car looked like a sideways crab but all I could think of was getting the hell out of the country before I was arrested for something else.
Decades later I again passed through Hermosillo on the way to points further south. There was/is a highway that ran along the outer rim of the city. The whole area was urban desolation if you know what I mean. I noticed a junk yard with the sign Yunqui. Several miles down the road and I saw another with the same sign. And then another one. I thought some guy had a chain of junk yards and was imagining how rich he probably was. And then I said the word aloud and realized that it was just an English word that had been Mexicanized.
| By Coqui on Wednesday, May 11, 2005 - 02:08 pm: Edit |
I cant belive you fucked a pregnant girl, and you were happy to see that Vanesa chick? Jesus H Christ man, have a little bit of standards.
Coqui - before you can reach true enlightenment, you must first walk a mile in MB's moccassins.
Having enjoyed the pleasures of a 200 lb mexican woman, I can assure you that it is not as bad as you think.
MB - keep up the good work brother. These grasshoppers don't know what they're missing.
DeeG
Hmm, the common opinion seems to be "it's in Mexico, and it has hookers, which is good, but can you tell us where some better looking hookers are?"
MB, you never cease to amaze....
Deeg, as I asked in another thread, when are you going to post the pics from your back-seat romp with the the Mexicana deuce-and-a-quarter?
| By Laguy on Wednesday, May 11, 2005 - 03:48 pm: Edit |
"I've been to locations where the pickings are really limited.
In situations like this that we lower our standards."
Sniper, Sniper, Sniper . . ., please listen to me. You apparently don't understand the pictures Masterbates submitted with this report demonstrates he has raised his standards relative to earlier pictures he posted. Unfortunately, that bare fact does not help me overcome the feeling of nausea I am presently experiencing.
| By Sniper on Wednesday, May 11, 2005 - 04:21 pm: Edit |
I know I know, I'm just throwing out an olive branch for a brother mongerer.
You are all right, I wouldn't touch them either.
As I have said before...who gives a shit what the other hombre's standards are?
As far as I am concerned the more widely different standards we all have the more choices in the pool the individual hombre likes are available.
Hey...you had a good time. Cheers!
| By Erip on Thursday, May 12, 2005 - 12:08 am: Edit |
MB, thanks for taking the time and effort to produce a great report. Can't comment on your women since I don't have photo access (though all these extreme comments gives me sort of a negative motivation to pay up for one month and see what your chicas look like). You do have a lot of free time on your hands to return to a destination like Hermosillo so frequently. Here's to leisure time...I once had plenty of it, but no more!
Your report also gives me some motivation to plan a roadtrip into interior Mexico. I wouldn't mind driving myself having the freedom to explore spontaneously and at will, but the bus sounds like a fun experience too.
Gotta agree with Concarne on this one .
I would LOVE to have Masterbates be my wingman in Thailand so all the fat ugly girls would be occupied and leave me alone !!
KM, You had me once as your wingman in Tahiland where I exerted my powerful fugly gravitational force. Did you really notice a difference? You didn't seem to need much help to begin with.
| By Porker on Thursday, May 12, 2005 - 05:51 am: Edit |
Masterbates is pretty good natured about it all, but ripping some dude's pics like this is pretty wrong. What's the point? If you don't like them, why not fuck the hell off and post your own goddamned pics?
There is something for everyone outthere. Some like small chikcs some like big chicks, some like chick with dix, who are we to nock em?
As long as they are happy and it doesnt hurt anyone, right ?
keep fucking em someone has to keep them busy and help them with their workout.
Erip told me he wouldnt mind taking the next trip with you MB, give him a call
Pork, you seem a little high strung for someone JUST getting back from SEA...
Trip reports are more than "I went here and fucked this stinky hole and that one"-- they collectively help others to get an idea of the scene and assist in making a decision if they want to go. Given that, that how others perceive location pics is more important than one would normally assume.
I really don't give a rats ass if other folks fuck the ugliest pathetic chicks available, but it does come as a shock when they pay and look forward to it. Call me naive. If this was a fraternal organization (i.e. brotherhood with one watching out for anothers' back), it would be incumbent upon me (and others) to knock some taste into the perp. That isn't an attack, it is assistance. On a more serious note, go get your blood pressure checked (literally).
MB--It was a damn good report regardless.
>Jesus H Christ man, have a little bit of standards
Masterbates has his standards, and they are most assuredly quite different from those of the majority of folks on here. More power to ya MB.
| By Porker on Thursday, May 12, 2005 - 09:33 am: Edit |
DM, name me one good thing that comes out of ripping people's trip reports and pics? All it does is stop other people from posting their experiences. If you don't like what the guy posts is it really THAT hard to just shut the fuck up and click on something else? Just because YOU don't like it, doesn't mean somebody else doesn't. Why is this such a difficult concept to understand? Personally I think it'd be pretty cool to read something different every once in awhile besides a zillion posts by the same 5 guys talking about what they had for breakfast.
Porker, just a clarification, I said it was a "damn good report"
Second, last time I checked this was an "open community", i.e. everyone can express their opinion, which is in turn subject to the same reponses from other participants. I submit for your good, go meditate and relax.
| By Laguy on Thursday, May 12, 2005 - 09:42 am: Edit |
The one(and only) thing I agree with Porker about is that Masterbates seems to be good-natured about it all. Those of you who are offended by some of the ribbing Masterbates is receiving haven't done your homework. For example, take a look at his description of himself in his PAD; he jokes about his preferences as we are doing here.
| By Porker on Thursday, May 12, 2005 - 09:47 am: Edit |
This community tends to function better than others of its type because the flaming is kept at a minimum and it is a generally friendly forum. If it degenerates into pissing contests and people afraid to post because assholes rip them at every opportunity, the whole forum suffers. I'll say it again: Ripping on some STRANGER'S pics and reports has ZERO benefit to ANYONE. You sound like a judgemental prick and the next guy might say 'why should I post something so some judgemental prick can rip into my tastes?'
BTW, what DID you have for breakfast this morning?
Pork-- see the last 4 words of my last post.
| By Laguy on Thursday, May 12, 2005 - 09:53 am: Edit |
Porker: If I didn't know better I would think you are trying to start a flame war. Actually, I misspoke. You are certainly trying to start a flame war.
| By Porker on Thursday, May 12, 2005 - 10:12 am: Edit |
I have zero interest in flame wars, just getting tired of loudmouths thinking it's OK to rip other people's reports and pics. You think your comments are funny (please don't quit them day jobs), I think they're detrimental to other people's future posts. There are thousands of people that view this site, yet we get maybe 3-5 trip reports a week. Why do you think that might be?
| By Laguy on Thursday, May 12, 2005 - 10:47 am: Edit |
"There are thousands of people that view this site, yet we get maybe 3-5 trip reports a week. Why do you think that might be?"
Uhhh, let's see. Could it be many don't like writing, or spending the time necessary to write a trip report?
It's all in good fun. Masterbates isn't thin-skinned at all. He may be be a little more flat-skinned after romping with his latest batch of gorditas, the beds certainly are, but never thin!
MX
Actually I needed a lot of help that trip. I was unfit company in more ways than one and felt more like an anchor than a flight leader. Join us in October and I'll try to change your mind about Thailand.
I doubt we will ever get Masterbates to Thailand so either your gravitational pull could come in handy again or we can break the laws of physics and get you hooked up with some Thai hotties.
Rachel seemed nice at first. She looked kind-of cute in a perverted kind-of way. What I mean is, she wasn't really that cute, in fact, not cute at all. But something told me she might be an animal in the sack. When I spotted her, she was sitting with friends, two other fat cows who were also watching my every move....
....Before I asked her to sit down, she had already slumped her fat ass on the chair and raised her hand in an effort to get the bartender to bring her a drink.....
.....She sprayed it on liberally all over her body with her clothes on and then asked what else did I have that I'd want to give her. "Okay, okay," I thought, enough is enough with this scrounging bullshit.
This report was so hilarious! LOL
In regards to Masterbates' taste in women..."to each is his own". BTW....based on the above comments, Masterbates clearly understood what he was getting into, made it known that some of the girls were less than desirable, but nevertheless...chose to bite the bullet and enjoy himself. IMO....that's what counts!
Masterbates, I really enjoy your trip report and I hope you can overlook negative (or misunderstood) comments made about your pictures and continue posting reports, as they are obviously members in this forum who appreciate these reports.
Priew
(Message edited by priew100 on May 13, 2005)
Rachel seemed nice at first. She looked kind-of cute in a perverted kind-of way. What I mean is, she wasn't really that cute, in fact, not cute at all. But something told me she might be an animal in the sack. When I spotted her, she was sitting with friends, two other fat cows who were also watching my every move....
...... Before I asked her to sit down, she had already slumped her fat ass on the chair and raised her hand in an effort to get the bartender to bring her a drink....
....She sprayed it on liberally all over her body with her clothes on and then asked what else did I have that I'd want to give her. "Okay, okay," I thought, enough is enough with this scrounging bullshit.
This report was so hilarious! LOL
In regards to Masterbates' taste in women..."to each is his own". BTW....based on the above comments, Masterbates clearly understood what he was getting into, made it known that some of the girls were less than desirable, but nevertheless...chose to bite the bullet and enjoy himself. IMO....that's what counts!
Masterbates, I really enjoy your trip report and I hope you can overlook negative (or misunderstood) comments made about your pictures and continue posting reports, as they are obviously members in this forum who appreciate these reports.
Priew
Gentlemen:
Let me begin by saying I would like to take this opportunity and sincerely thank all those who took the time to respond to my trip report. I would also like to thank those who read over my report, but did not choose to post a reply. Don't worry, I can understand you're desire in wanting to keep out of this.
It was sure nice to recognize some veteran handles here who also threw in their two cents. After reading each and every comment, I was greatly amused and entertained to a point of almost falling out of my chair laughing, while reading some of the comments on the board here.
So, in answer to some of the many questions;
Cogui:
As veteran CH member Dongringo said, you must first walk a mile in my moccasins before you can reach true enlightenment. Yes, it's true. I did have sex with this "Vanessa chick," as you call her. Quite a few times in fact.
Okay fine, she may not have the body of Pamela Anderson, but it's personality that counts. Yes, she may be slightly on the "big" side, but she has a charming personality and a lady-like manner which keeps me attracted to her and coming back for more.
I did her before about a year ago also and sent in the photos to CH. (Check out her thread) To me, she wasn't just a SG, she was my lady-for about two hours or so. She was every bit as loving, caressing and absolute 100% GFE (girlfriend expierience) than anything I could ever hope to get from any chica in Tijuana.
Don Marco,
Yes, my "equipment" was working very well, thank you very much. Although I will admit, there have been times, on more than one occasion in fact, where I was in the presence of a beautiful nineteen year old slender hard body chica (in TJ) where I had trouble "standing to attention," so to speak.
Call it what you want, whether it be psychological trauma, nerves, or just perhaps at times maybe low self esteem (as some of my friends have pointed out) but I seem to derive more pleasure in women of a heavy-set stature. And to me, seeking out these plump honies of Hermosillo were just the ticket! I came, I saw, I came again.
MongerX:
What a surprise reading a SEA mongers response on a Mexico trip report. I always look forward to your gallery of submitted pics and I've seen every single photo you've ever sent in to ClubHombre. I can honestly say, your chicas are by far the best. They are the only photos where I've comfortably jacked off to, in the privacy of my home.
LAGuy:
You're too much. I hope you recover from the feelings of nausea when viewing my photos. As one poster once said, just remember not to eat about two hours before logging onto CH! And you're correct, I probably have raised my standards somewhat compared to the other photos I've submitted in the past.
Jackleelynn:
To answer your questions, no, I don't know anything about a brothel on the campus grounds of the Hermosillo University. I passed through there a few times, checking out the eye candy while on my way to the bar called "Oops." But if there is a brothel anywhere on campus, I can only assume they're very discreet about it. I'll inquire further as to whether or not it exists upon my return trip to Hermosillo in a couple of weeks.
As for Bahia Kino, I went there that one day with the hooker called Brigitte. I cannot tell you enough-some of the girls on that beach were absolute drop dead gorgeous. There were pretty girls everywhere-and I mean everywhere. It looked like it was Spring Break or something.
The beach had soft white sand, there were two huge stages set up with rock bands playing live music. There was beer, food, temporary bars set up everywhere. The whole atmosphere was one huge party. You really had to see it to believe it. This is why I couldn't care less if I never visit another beach in California again. Beaches in Mexico are the bomb!
I have never been to Rocky Point, but I have heard so many things about it. I'm told many American tourists go there. I was also told it's a good place to go mongering. And I passed through Sonoita numerous times when traveling back and forth on the bus to Hermosillo, but if it's near the border, you can bet there's a market for prostitution there.
Tight Fit:
That word you kept seeing in Sonora, wasn't "Yanqui," but YAQUI. It's the original location of the Yaqui Indian tribes who settled in the Sonora desert along with the Pitic Indians who were from Hermosillo many centuries before the city was founded by the Spanish explorers of the early 16th century.
All over the city of Hermosillo, you see the word, "Yaqui" on trucks, on store fronts, even on milk cartons. The original site of the Yaqui Indians isn't from Hermosillo, but Obregon, Sonora.
Erip:
I strongly suggest you upgrade your account at ClubHombre and view the pic gallery, as I'll be submitting more in the very near future. And I can assure you, someone out there will probably be seeking legal advice as to whether it would be worth the effort to pursue and file a lawsuit against CH and it's proprietors for eye strains, sickness and constant stomach complaints if they keep viewing my submitted photos of heavy-set ugly women! (Just kidding Hombre!)
Khun Mor:
I would never rule out the possibility of taking a mongering trip to Thailand, as I hear so much about it, not just from this site but from personal friends who have gone there and won't monger anywhere else for the simple reason, what they've discovered in Thailand is everything a man could want.
Priew 100:
Don't worry, I don't take offense to anything that's said on this site or any other about my taste in "weight-challenged" chicas. As some guys keep saying, to each his own. I'm comfortable with my fetish, I feel more at ease when I own up to what I really chase, rather than sugar coat the story.
This is why I have the handle of Master Bates. Anonymity is everything to me, as I feel comfortable in my hobby as well as my unusual likeness for heavy girls. For me, fat girls are a turn on. What can I say? I've tried many times to make it with a cute hard body "spinner" type, but it just never leaves me feeling sexually satisfied.
But here's what you all really missed out on: When I was at the Bar La Taberna, I spotted one very attractive obese chica called Isabel. Now, when I say attractive, I mean just that. She had the prettiest face, but must have weighed close to 250 lbs.
I approached her, offered to buy her a drink, and to make a long story very short, took her back to my hotel room and had a whale of a time with this wild sex mistress.
I asked to take photos of her beautiful naked round body, and wouldn't you know it....(I swear this is the Gods honest truth) I ran out of film. I was so bummed out, I asked her to come back with me to the room the next day. She agreed.
The next day I purchased one of those disposable cameras, went to seek out this baby elephant back at the La Taberna and she was in the company of some other guy. What a let down.
But she promised more than once that I could take photos of her naked body. You should have seen her pretty face light up with a bright smile when I complimented her on her wide girth!
So you see my fellow mongers, this will be a major incentive to go back to Hermosillo, with camera in hand looking for this chica Isabel where I know I can talk her into capturing all those stretch marks and spare tires on film, to where the photos will make this chica a modern art masterpiece.
Thanks again, everyone.
Yours in rotund beauties,
Master Bates.
| By Laguy on Saturday, May 14, 2005 - 11:16 am: Edit |
You're a class act Master Bates Thanks for your posts.
Very interesting report although the chicas are not my type. Porker's comments really strike me as odd. He started a thread saying Masterbates was looking for a new nickname. That thread generated a flame war that lasted for months. The premise of that particular thread turned out to be FALSE as well.
(Message edited by Due_diligence on May 14, 2005)
| By Reytj on Saturday, May 14, 2005 - 06:58 pm: Edit |
"Tight Fit:
That word you kept seeing in Sonora, wasn't "Yanqui," but YAQUI. "
Actually it was yonque. Tight Fit misspelled it and you in turn misspelled what he wrote but it does in fact come from the english word junk. The owner of the yonque is a yonquero There are yonques all over Tijuana.
Yaqui referring to the indigenous group is a different word altogether as is yunque which is spanish for anvil.
Masterbates
I hope you do venture to Thailand. You seem to be a straightforward open kind of guy and it would be a pleasure to show you the ropes ,if I am there at the same time. There are plenty of chicas(pooying) who would fit your standards in Thailand.
While I prefer spinners I have done more than my share of the calorically challenged girls. I tend to go more on personality and chemistry than just looks alone.
I had one girl from a bar in Patpong quite a few years back who was very heavy but got my attention because of her personality and energy. She had a knockout beautiful gace but was at least 30 pounds overweight- which is a lot for a Thai girl. In the hotel she told me she had slept only with her ex Thai boyfriend (twice) and never with anyone else let alone a farang. I did not believe her at first but she was as tight as a virgin and the sheets were bloody when we finished- not menstruation but blood. None the less she was very greatful I had chosen her and that I was nice to her. She was all over me for the next two days and went to the airport with me when I left crying and asking me never to forget her.
A long story for what ??
The next year I was at another bar in Patpong and there was this smoking hot young spinner type that was the object of every dude's attention when she was dancing . She was a 10 with a pefect body and she knew it. She came down off the stage, ran over to me threw her arms around me and tickled my tonsils with her tongue. I was very surprised and she said - You don't remember me ?? It was the same girl from the year before and I could barely recognize her ! She had lost all her extra weight and now was a 10 plus hottie! I got a lot of envious stares from the other dudes in the bar for the way she treated me. It was all because I was able to see the person behind the extra pounds a year before and treated her like she deserved to be treated despite her extra poundage. I was well rewarded that trip !
Moral of the story --
Not all good things come in small packages !!
Keep on unwapping the larger packages if that's what floats your boat.
KM you brought a tear to my eye with that story. I even had goosebumps. 
Thanks for sharing
DG
PS I won't have to watch 'Oprah' for a week. 
DG
Glad I entertained you and touched a soft spot in that gnarled old hardened heart of yours.
It was a Cinderella story for mongers I agree,but I lived it and enjoyed every minute of it back then.
Be nice to the next fugly you see. She just might be the next Miss Brazil !!
Forgive me for deflecting attention away from MB's report, but the hypocrisy of Porker's comments on this thread still bother me. I would like to hear what he has to say now about his false and misleading thread about Masterbates.
Due Diligence, Ummmm. Am I mis-reading something? I read Porker's comments to be complimentary to Masterbates. I thought Porker was defending the criticisms that Masterbates took from the chicka's con girth he has documented and pictured on this thread for his trip report- which IMO was very educational, well written and original.
Fat chicks can go on a diet and become thin. Some of the face's on Masterbates report were cute and after a lot of liposuction and dieting- would be A-OK by me.
(Message edited by metalboots on May 15, 2005)
| By Porker on Sunday, May 15, 2005 - 03:05 am: Edit |
Hmmm... well, ASSUMING (BIG assumption) that I WAS wrong about you being MB's self-created, boot-licking yes boy, what does that have to do with my desire that people stop inflicting their idiotic criticisms into other people's reports, whether it be Master Bates or even somebody that's actually significant on this board? Even assuming you weren't self-created by MB, (aGAIN, BIG assumption), you're STILL a boot-licking yes boy.
Happy now?
Oh, and I'm sure that the boot-lickee is super happy you polluted his magnum opus with this idiocy. Uhmmm, IF the boot-lickee is, in fact, a separate distinct personality.
| By Porker on Sunday, May 15, 2005 - 03:10 am: Edit |
You know, Due Diligence, a modicum of credibility could be restored if you grew some balls and admitted what your previous handle was. We'd still laugh at your boot licking ass, but at least you'd show some backbone. Until then, fuck the hell off.
If being loyal to a friend makes me a "boot licker" than so be it. However, I would much rather be that than be a weasel and publish someone's private message. . Regarding your " BIG assumption", don't take my word for it, take hombre's word:
"To put to rest this wasteful speculation and research that Masterbates = Due_Diligence or Masterbates = Grunt03 or Masterbates = Mrholmes, I can confirm that this is not true from multiple sources, including that Masterbates was in Mexico while Due_Diligence and Mrholmes were not. And yes, our confirmation eliminates the possibility of a single person logging in from two or three different compute"
If you want to act like an OJ Simpson juror and ignore the proof then I'm afraid I do not know what to say.
I spotted one very attractive obese chica called Isabel. Now, when I say attractive, I mean just that. She had the prettiest face, but must have weighed close to 250 lbs. I approached her, offered to buy her a drink, and to make a long story very short, took her back to my hotel room and had a whale of a time with this wild sex mistress
Great wittiness and writings for sure! I love the way you penned "whale of a time"
DD, I hope Masterbates does not still consider you his boot-licking friend, as I've expressed to him that you seem to little more than a waste of space here and in all likeliness completely dishonest about ever having a previous handle of any signficance. MB has posted a nice report with a fair share of good comments, hopefully worthy of restoring some good will after his veering off the path with the Citlali nonsense. It's unfortunate for him and the rest of us that you have to pollute his trip report with trash.
Masterbates,
You are OK. Come down to Rio and run with the gang here. And I assure you that you'll find something of interest in Help, regardless of what your hungry for.
Bwana
MasterBates could be very useful at TA/Help. Since the garotas always seem to work as a pair, with one hottie and one non-hottie, he could be an excellent wingman. I think if word got out on Atlantico that a gringo with a taste for tonnage was sitting at TA, there would be some good pickings for us, since the fuglies would bring their hottie teammate with them as they herded in (literally) to meet MasterBates.
You know the trick in tropical countries to keep the mosquitos from biting you? You take a small bowl or saucer and put some water in it, then pour a boatload of suger or the liquid sweetner into it. The mosquitos still come but they roll up to the bar, so to speak, and leave you alone. Masterbates would serve the same function for the rest of us.
Well, somebody gots to fuck 'em, that's for sure. Excellent trip report. Hermosillo is on my next tour scheduled to begin in a few weeks. There is a lot of very helpful info here so thanks for taking the time to detail it. I thought Sylvia was interesting - might look her up!
Country John
Leave Masterbates alone. To each his own.
MM
Hence, his handle. ;-}
Good report, MB. I agree with Porker's oft-expressed opinion that if you're happy with what you get on your own dime, that's all that counts, not anyone else's opinion. We're to share information so each of us can have his own great time, not judge each other's tastes.
| By Laguy on Tuesday, May 17, 2005 - 07:44 am: Edit |
This comment has nothing to do with Masterbates pictures, as he has made clear what his views are about the posts here related to them (the fact he made his views clear, however, apparently does not deter those of you who "know better" than he does about how he should react to the responses to his pictures). This relates to those of you who post pictures and believe nothing other than laudatory comments about them should be posted in response.
The main purpose of boards like this is to provide information to those who read (and view) the posts. If someone posts pictures that are not representative of the location, others SHOULD make clear that this is the case. This is not for the purpose of judging someone else's tastes, or slamming them personally; this should be done to correct any false impressions the pictures may leave on someone who has not yet visited the location. For example, I have seen instances where someone will post, for example, "if these pictures are representative of Brazil, I have no interest in visiting." Particularly if the poster of the pictures is a friend, it is not easy to post something to correct any such false impressions the pictures might leave, but on the other hand failing to do so is potentially misleading to other members of this board. And, of course, if someone points out that another's pictures are sub-standard for a location, the original poster, and perhaps more importantly other members of this community, are free to post their disagreement with this, assuming they disagree.
If this were to become primarily an ego protection society rather than a place where one can go for accurate information, the site would lose most of its value.
| By Sandy on Tuesday, May 17, 2005 - 08:33 pm: Edit |
I want to second LAGuy's comment. There has recently been a trend toward rather nasty sniping at some of the members that I really do not like. Seems to me that it started with the Citlali affair, and has gotten pretty dull. Flame wars are the quickest way to wreck a community, and sure as hell take all the fun out. Just knock it off!
Everybody has their own tastes and limitations to what they will accept.
Since a lot of us are home quarantined and wishing we were out enjoying these unbelievable exchange rates , i stumbled upon an old classic trip report and thought I might share with my fellow solitary hombres
| By Erip on Monday, April 06, 2020 - 01:20 am: Edit |
Thank you Johnnyroc. It was fun to revisit this classic TR and the comments in its aftermath.
I just want to add that at least one reporter who used to post regular reports and pics on this site demonstrated that there is more to Hermosillo than what Master Bates focused in on in his report. That member is Brewmeisterbro. He had contacts in the city who set him up with mainly semi-pro escorts in motels and apartments. He didn't look for chicas in bars - they were waiting for him when he got there. He was doing at least as many 3-ways as one on one encounters and he was in attractive to more luxurious spaces with jacuzzi and other amenities. The chicas ranged from very hot to meh in looks, and the same range in service quality.
So if Hermosillo is in your range when normalcy returns, and that would be pretty much limited to those who are traveling from Phoenix, Tucson and heartier travelers from SoCal who want to sample Mexico away from TJ, then check out Brew's excellent but dated reports for ideas on navigating different routes to Hermosillo panocha. Don't know if Brew is still on CH, but if he is, he's very generous and articulate in providing intel. Otherwise, you'll need to research and dig to get underneath the surface.
Thanks Erip
I am going to dig up some more classic reports from the glory days. I hope the fellow Hombres add some comments .
https://www.latimes.com/food/la-fo-hermosillo-sonora-mexican-food-patricia-escarcega-20190626-story.html
Among the beautiful girls. I gotta check some of this stuff out.
Bourdain visited this area too on his show....good food for sure