I was real bummed when my good travel buddy emailed me a few days before this trip to say he couldn’t go. Hadn’t been solo on a trip in quite some time now and wondered how the hell I’d wile away the 10 minutes of free time I usually have in between ST sessions. I mean, who’d cover my back – “Damned winner Merl (salutation to novias)!” or “You Ok Merl” (when I hyperventilate on takeoffs) and who'd douse me with some reality every so often? So after 2 seconds of sulking ;-), decided my buddy would’ve wanted me to continue on with my venture solo, so off I went to CTG to see this city from the eyes of a true loner.

But there was one more thing that really made me panic, which was that during my routine pre-monger initiation of contacts with my novias, I discovered that 3 of the 4 battle-tested regulars that I always see in CTG had either lost their numbers or changed it, and the not-so-regular others had “busy signals” or worse, in fact, one of the all-u-can-fuck-for-one-low price novias was on vacation in Bogota! Now I really started to breath heavily, not only was I out a trusted Wingman for the few minutes of free time in between STs, I was literally starting up from scratch this trip.

But what simply astounds me about CTG is the sheer dumb luck I seem to have hooking up.

So, at about 1 hour and 35 minutes and 30 seconds from disembarking the plane, I come across an old not-so-regular novia, Jo, sunning herself with a friend at the beach. A quick “Yo, Jo, vamanos” ensured her rent would be paid that month. And off we went to my apartment for post-flight therapy.

Photos: Jo 01 02 03 04 05 06

Jo always had a phenomenal body, but she had a rude habit of raiding my kitchen for food. I didn’t mind her eating everything in sight, but when she started off on my Pringles from the U.S. (I don’t think Colombia has Pringles like they do in the Phils), it was time to boot her out, after one more pop of course for the road.

At 5 hours and 10 minutes from touchdown, I called my trusted MILF masseuse friend to come to my room for a massage in my room. She says she’s with a friend visiting from Bogota and asked if I’d mind if the friend came along. I was hesitant at first as I was hoping for a “cuerpo y cuerpo massage” from my MILF but finally said, “no problema”.

DAMN, WHAT LUCK

At 6 hours and 5 minutes from baggae claim, my MILF masseuse friend arrives with a fricken bombshell of a friend. I was expecting another MILF (mother I’d like to Fuck) as they usually travel in pairs, but it turns out the friend is a 20 year old college student on vacation from Bogota with an extremely well evolved body and face. We’ll call her “S” to protect her identity and to dissuade any lurkers from outing me in a new Colombian city. Suffice it to say that I got my cuerpo y cuerpo massage but during that whole time I had my manos and mind on S. After the massage, the surprised MILF friend got the royal boot and a promise by me that I wanted to keep her amiga por "solo hablar Philosophia". Interestingly, "S" seemed to want to hangout after all the silly bantering during the message; long-story-short, S and I enjoyed the rest of the evening together, and she quickly became promoted to novia #1 of the trip due to her bedside heroism.

Photos: Student S 07 08 09 10 11

More to come I hope....

#@#$#% SHAKIRA!

Well into my second day of the trip, as I sat next to S scarfing down Churrasco at Riquisimo, something incredible happened. None other than SHAKIRA (Ok, a stunning dead-ringer) saunters by. Shakria obviously sees me licking my chops and smiles just as S turns away. I watch her for a few more minutes, walking towards the beach with an amiga and quickly make note of the general direction, clothing color schema, height, headwinds, and pedometer speed. What a fricken louse I am, but I make up an emergency at the office that requires my immediate attention and excuse myself with S with an understanding that we'd hookup later.

After searching for a bit at the beach, 1 day and 1 hour after arrival, I was about to call it quits when Tony the tout hunted me down. I asked Tony if he saw a Shakira dead ringer and he feigns ignorance and offers up a replacement Morena instead. I rudely declined and asked him to utilize his bloodhound instincts for finding people to find the gal. Tony assures me, after I agreed to buy him a Cuba Libre, that he'd find this girl, and then orders another round of Cuba Libres for good measure. About 30 minutes later, Tony's brother comes walking up with, oh my god, SHAKIRA! The girl introduces herself as "m" (again privacy & lurkers). A few drinks later, the deal was sealed and Shakira was being led to the promised land (1 day 3 hours after touchdown).

Photos: Shakira 12 13 14

I tell you, this gal M had the firmest and yet softest body with smallish, perky tits. This gal hit the genetic lottery with her pretty face and great body. I spent most of my time just staring at her because she was so beautiful. Sex was so-so, but again, mesmerizing beauty is numbing.

3 hours and 2 pops later, Shakira begged for leave to join her friends. No problem. Saw her a few more times the rest of the trip.

At 1 day and 8 hours and 30 minutes after touchdown, I was again with "S" and doing what comes natural. Later, S had some errands to take care of and had to bail. At around midnight,
I went to visit my money at Perla Casino, then headed off to LDV to get seek out an old novia. Some of you guys who've been following my reports will remember part of my mission was to confiscate a keyring with some pics :-) Sure enough, J was there and looking incredible as usual.

Photos: LDV J 15 16 17 18 19

All was good, but J seemed awfully giddy during her stay with me. Nice gal, but I could see the far-away-look in her eyes and realized she's probably gotten too jaded from working at LDV. Oh well.

More to come, I think...

Well, the remainder of the trip was a veritable musical chairs with "J", "M" and "S" on most days. I did run across a new ST or two each day, but many were camera shy. However, one gal of ST of note is a cutie I met through a friend. This gal had some baby fat, but get's an "A" for effort. A bit clingy though.

Photos: Baby Fat A 20 21

Another gal friend I saw was a Cali ex-novia who I went to see in Panama City. She's working at Club Miami, which was hopping and several hotties when I was there. We'll call her "L".

Photos: Club Miami L 22 23

There were much better looking girls at Miami, it's definitely worth a look if you're in town.

So that's a brief wrap-up of a solo jaunt to one of my favorite cities. I actually wasn't alone too much, and managed to meet some boisterous German gents at a casa to hangout with as well as other mongers all over. Colombia's persistent allure for me, whether Cali, CTG, or MDE, is the opportunity to really hookup with some passionate gals that seriously come across as if they genuinely like you and are a bunch of fun to hang out with. Additionally, as others like my friend WallStreet have mentioned, there are still ample opportunities to partake of multiple STs for variety while experiencing a near genuine GFE.

Ciao for now.

I didn’t mind her eating everything in sight, but when she started off on my Pringles from the U.S. (I don’t think Colombia has Pringles like they do in the Phils), it was time to boot her out, after one more pop of course for the road.

CLASSIC, especially knowing what a nice and generous guy you are! I can only imagine what it takes to make a truly happy-go-lucky guy like you peeved enough to give somebody the old heave-ho.

We are quite different in this regard, but there was a girl in Jakarta that Hunterman and I were sort of swordfighting over that ultimately ended up getting thrown back over to him because of her incessant whining that she wanted to eat room service instead of joining us for dinner! I did put my foot down and told her she could either go eat with us or go feed herself on the street as she went back home. Again, as you mention, she was only finally dismissed after a final post-dinner load deposit!

You also cracked me up with your comments about being lonely for YOUR sands-through-the-hourglass minutes between short times. Makes me think that your AC girls really took care of you well in the cama department this past trip as you were actually available to hang out (at least during prime bar-happy hours) nearly every night. It was fun, wasn't it?

Fan-friggin-TASTIC report, man, and with your GREAT pics I can see why people have called Colombia the cleavage capital of the world. You've got me wondering if I can make it down there for a long weekend, and in the midst of probably the worst post-Asia depression ever, that's a pretty remarkable thing.

Thanks, Merlin, for the great report.

Merlin....I already promised by good buddy Val that I'll join him in Rio this November....but I have to admit, you Columbian guys are making it real tough for me avoid this country too much longer.

You picked some beautiful women....such natural beauty as while!

Thanks Val, Colombia will always be there waiting for you; also, you definitely can't go wrong in RIO IMO. Would love to have you and your camera do Colombia right soon.

Porker: Thanks for the kind words, I definitely think you'd like Colombia, the Colombianas remind me a lot of the Filipinas in terms of GFE and fun factor. Every monger has his no tread zone -- pringles for me. It's funny how the Filipinas and the Colombianas that I know both go crazy over pringles with picante Salsa :-)

Oops, meant to say thanks Priew in the previous post, getting late here.

Hey Merlin,

Thanks for the awesome report and I always love your taste in women. Everytime I read one of the Columbia reports my blood starts to boil and I say to myself, "If I ever get back to the western hemisphere the first thing I am gonna do is get my ass to Columbia." I just have a feeling Columbia will fit me to a tee.

Wow Merlin. Great report and great pics. Hey! maybe Priew and I could meet up with you and CubaNut down there in the first quarter of next year. That would be a great formation for a flyby!

Hey, Val, I certainly hope our paths will cross soon in Colombia, keep me posted. Seems like you and Priew love women of all types, just like me. Cubanut's a also a great guy, with one of he best photo collections I've seen.

MX: Now you kinda know how I feel everytime I read your Jakarta reports. Just as you know I'll like Jakarta, it's a safe bet that you'll like Colombia. Grass is always greener...

I hate you Merl...

Hey Val.....maybe we can try to do a short 3 or 4 day trip in Columbia....before we hit Rio in November. Maybe mid October? Or...I guess, like you mentioned before, the 1st quarter of next year. Then again....that's real close to when I want to hit Thailand again......I'm so confused!

When are going to Prague?

These guys are just having too much fun in Columbia and meeting some gorgeous women....even our pal Cubanut went back to Columbia.....I can't even find or bug him here in Chicago yet.....the guy is too busy travelling all over the place.

I feel like I'm missing out....damm I'm depressed! LOL! Although I just got back from Thailand a few days ago.

Hey Merlin (or others)....What is your take on the Medellin vs CTG.

From what I can gather, it's more of a P4P scene in CTG and better for a newbie with no spanish skills. But it is also hot, a lot of tourist and peddlers....etc.

Then Medellin....is for more someone that knows spanish.....as it is not too many girls available that can speak English. Not too big of P4P scene and the girls tend to more upscale OR not too easy to get into bed the 1st nite. But....it's not too crowded, nice weather.....and beautiful women.

I leaning towards Medellin....because they still have the Penthouse/Mansion....with translators, guides available.

If you may, can I get your thoughts on this, I'll appreciate it.

Priew..

Cubanut and myself went to Medellin for the first time together back in May....Loved It! i went back down 3 weeks later, i just wanted to make sure i wasnt dreaming the first time...Second time was better than the first..Now here is the kicker, i get 5 weeks of in September, i was going to go to Rio for that time actually all over Brazil...I have never been there....I loved Medellin so much i changed my plans and decided to spend my entire time in Medellin...with maybe a little side trip to Cartagena. I dont speak any Spanish at all, i had no problem with the P4P what-so-ever. I do want to go down to Brazil, and i am but not till the week after Carnival...with Cubanut. I want to do the Terma thing and experience what Rio has to offer, i know it will be great. The prices in Medellin are blowing away Rio...I watch and see what guys are paying (In Rio), and all the drama that goes with it...But Medellin is still pure...if we keep getting guys down in Medellin who do the right thing with regard to not over paying...it will stay a great place. I am having a huge Birthday bash in Medellin the weekend of September 25..Cubanut will be there along with some really cool guys. The party will be at the Mansion.

Hey Priew!
I leave for Prague onn the 2nd of Sept. and return on the 10th.

I could get some time for a short trip to Colombia most any time with notice. I just wonder if it is worth the expense for only a couple of days.

Let me know when you want to go and I will see what I can arrange

Merlin,

First Wallstreet and Cubanut and now you! Once again absoutly GREAT report and very nice photos! I just spent a few days with Hunterman in AC and I was planning on a return trip there but after the aformentioned's last report and now yours I am going to MDE for Thanksgiving week!!! It is time for a change of pace!!! Thanks for the great report!

LARRY: must have just missed you in AC as well as I missed Hunterman by a day or so. Too bad. As you may know, several SEA guys regularly go
to Colombia and absolutely love the place.

PRIEW: I agree w/Djanselmo and to be honest, CTG does have its faults, such as the beach vendors/touts, serious heat and humidity. There are also lots of tourists these days. But I'd also add, that I often like to have the darker morenas and black girls that are a lot more abundant in CTG than in MDE. CTG is much easier IMO to hookup w/freelancers and non-pros. Spanish would be helpful in all of Colombia, but I now think it's not essential. I personally believe some of the most beautiful gals I know hail from MDE. Hope this helps.

Bravo Merlin,

Photos of Naked Attractive chicas!!
Photos of late on the board are clothed girls which hide possible Average Bodies, Student S was a Hot find, What was her cost.

Are there many reasonable Apartments in Cartagena.

Merlin/Djanselmo,

Thx for the input, I appreciate it!

Thanks Sly, "S" was a near GFE thing, she honestly did not bring up the subject of money. You occassionally run into these types of gals. But I did giver some spending money ever other pop or so, maybe 80K, bought her meals and drinks, and at the end of the trip gave her a nice installment for her tuition and laptop. S mentioned she was saving to buy a laptop for school, which in Colombia is real expensive. I'd guess if I see her next time and give her one of my old laptops, everything could be "gratis". Really, really sweet gal whose now at home unfortunately.

Sly, about the apartments, there are a lot of apartments for rent. Here are a few I've used, in no particular order,

1. Mery Selence (nice lady)
Mery Salence <oficerna@yahoo.com>

2. infoapartment@aol.com

3. Juan Ventura (see CTG Apt section)

While most apts are good, I've had a couple of bad experiences where the AC was not working or working poorly. Others have complained about flooding and issues with security.

Also, before I never used to have probls w/ getting rooms, but this last trip I had to go to my 3rd choice apt. Lots of people in CTG now.

Hey Merl,

Finally took a look at your pictures. Wow! And that first one of LDV J is maybe the best photo I've seen of her. Sultry, sexy and ohh boy, a couple of major-league yabos!!!

Whatta we got - over 20 Colombian trips between us in the past 12 months and we still haven't crossed paths - oh well, see ya in LA.

WS, thanks, I honestly never get tired of hanging with J, she's one of the hottest amigas I know and still non-stop fun as well. Seems odd that we haven't run into each other in Colombia yet, it'll happen soon I'm sure. Actually have some cell numbers of some totally hot Paisas I met in CTG that I'd like to see real soon in MDE. Will keep you posted.

Hey Merlin,

Great report and photos. I really enjoyed reading your report and wonder what else I have missed as I am not that regular on CH anymore due to work and other issues. As I have mentioned before I am very discrete in my hobby and since the last episode about Cali I have been trying to stay very very low profile.

I am trying to head back to CTG and MDE as CLO is no longer an option. "J" looks marvelous. She was one the very unique experiences for me.

Phd

BTW, being solo is not that bad. That is what I am almost all the times.

Phd

Hey Phd, thanks and good to hear from you again, unfortunately you're not missing much in CALI, I noticed it's either really good for a spell or really bad. The non-pro scene is what I'd go back for, that's been consistent.

Hi Merlin, do you have any insight on some of these "marriage agencies" any points of contacts for good chicas? Are these agencies legit or fronts? If anyone else wants to answer these questions please feel free to add you imputes.

Pilsbury, I never had any personal experience with these, but I've met up with a lot of guys on the program and they say they meet some real hotties. Two guys I met say they can get some action, especially if you ask the proprietor for "fun gals" hookups. Cali is especially noted for producing up a lot of these agencies and even the non-pros that you hookup on your won are long term minded. You can easily meet up with freelancers and non-pros in Colombia, but not necessarily the "nice" girls. I hope you post about your experiences.

Merlin,

What a great report, I am planning a trip to South America for end of October or November, I would love to check out Colombia.

I am a bit of rookie with these trips, I will be traveling solo, how safe is it in Colombia?

Which city should I go to? Any help would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks

Thanks Tricky. In my opinion, CTG should be your best bet for a 1st trip to Colombia. It's relatively safe, very historic, full of energy, and lots of tourists from Europe and Isreal these days. I've had no safety concerns in CTG, and you don't see as many military guys like in Cali. Plus, there are more than enough pretty freelancers from all over and p4p places to keep you busy. Only thing is that it's probably one of the hottest and most humid places. Good luck.

thanks, what about Medellin? staying at the Mansion or Penthouse?

Tricky, MDE is also another great city to check out, some of the most beautiful girls in Colombia are from there. But I have not stayed at the Mansion or Penthouse, I know other posters have stayed there and have shown me pics of some funtimes and beautiful guides they provide. My only gripe was that they were not fast w/email responses so I decided to check the city out with my buddy instead. Good luck.

Tricky the mansion is a great place to stay, however in MDE you really need your spanish or some serious game. I had pretty good luck there, wanted to check out the street scene but didn't get the chance as it rained everynight, and I hooked up with a couple of smoking GFE's, I only had 4 nights there. I'm going back to get more of the experience, SG's and a few of the clubs I missed. You state your sort of a rookie, I would listen to Merlin and go to CTG to break yourself in.

Merlin great report, I've been a CR guy for awhile, with a little Panama mixed in. Did you ever meet Natalie in Club Miami, tall bleach blonde Dom/Cuban girl... I went to Panama 3 or 4 times just to have her for the weekend. Cr and the Delrey had me kind of turned off the Colombianas, but the ones I hooked up with in MDE were just awsome, sweet and beautiful. I'll be back late october for another go round in MDE.

Sparky, I think I've seen Natalie at Club Miami as there was one hot, statuesque morena w/ blond hair and nice body the last few trips there.

The mercenery Colombians in Costa Rica always seem like another species to me compared to the sweeties from the homeland.