After 5 hours of writting, I've finished the first 3 days of the 9 day trip. It reads like every other trip report. I went here, I banged her, I went there, it sucked, X tried to rip me ff. I also don't have another 5 hours to finish this. So, here are the highlights with the stuff already written on CH removed. One more thing, please excuse any gramatical errors, this computer is stripped of any helpfull tools.

I think I've read everything posted on Rio for the past 2 years twice maybe three times. I had alot of high expectations for Rio, I was giving my old wingman latinlvr a hard time about going to TJ, "the best you'll find in TJ would be topped by the worst Rio has" Boy was I wrong. I was looking for Nirvana. I found a mix of the French Rivera and San Carlos Mexico.

I took my cell phone with me almost everyplace, here are the pictures I got.

Photos: Ghina - 4x4 01 02

Photos: 19yo - 4x4 03 04

Photos: Samara - Monte Carlo 05 06

Photo: Marina - Karla's Models 07

Women of Sugar Loaf




The girls are small and tight, I didn't see any hat blew my socks off. But there are 1000s of them. Everyone looks for different things, but I didn't see any girl I would rate a 9 or 10. But 100s of 7 and 8s.

The taxis are small and slow, but there are 1000s of them also.

The first night in the Hotel, I verified the water really did flow counterclockwise. I was dropping tolet paper into the bowl and flushing it down. It was interesting until the water started rising. Seems I got aliitle carried away and plugged it up. I had to call the front desk and ask for help.

Regular King at Royal Rio Palace


Don, Kenn, and Robert - the trip wouldn't of been anywhere near as good without you.

BrazilSpecialis, you are my Minnnesota Vikings of Rio. All the talent you've had at your fingertips and it's all gone now. Pricilla stood me up 3 different times. But you were the the only local who introduced himself to me.

The resturants and food are awesome! Trust me when I say I'm qualified to judge food, this place was smoking!

One of the questions each girl asked me was about my previous sessions for the week. When I mentioned 2 girls from 4x4, I would get a push off and she would yell "SAFADO!" When I only admited 1 girl a day, i would get this puppy dog look like they don't believe me. But they wouldn't call me a Safado. So I'm concluding a "Safado" bangs multiple girls a day. I never really found out.

Help Disco, I lasted 10 minutes in the place. Saturday night we entered around 1:30. As soon I stopped walking, a GDP would start running her hands thru my hair and grinding her hips into me. I would ask her to leave and another one would show up seconds later. After the 3rd girl which was about 2 minutes, I understood I was the meat. There might of been some hot women there, but I couldn't get any free moments to check them out. I guess I don't like being the hunted. I did walk upstairs to see these 500r a night hotties I read a few weeks ago. There was nothing on the 2nd floor worth 500r a night, I didn't even see anything up there worth a 2nd look.

Termas are just like Mexican Border Town TD clubs, the girls use the same lines, the same conversations, the same pressure tactics. Termas are just smaller and play shitty music. They're kept at about 80 degrees and you get to wear a terrycloth robe. You also get 99cent flip flops to stand in all night. Now that I think of it, all the music everywhere sucked! 70s and 80s top 40 crap and today's hip-hop rythms with Portuguese lyrics.

I visited 4x4 which had many girls and was cheap.
I liked Luomo and thought the girls on average were the best.
I liked Monte Carlo but mainly because I found the right girl, Samara. Overall I didn't think the girls were as hot or friendly.
The last night I visited Centurous, I had already packed my phone and camera but I met this girl from the Amazon very dark skin and black hair with the bluest eyes. Very exotic and good. Her name was something like Tiania. I got alot of pressure to tip the bartender and Tiania. The tips were listed on the sheet and I had to check one. Bartender started at 20r, Tiania started at 220r just for the tip! Overall this was the only Termas I saw silicon or a C-cup. If they wouldn't of fucked up on the tips I would go back, but now I won't or advise anyone to go it just isn't worth it.

I found all the girls I repeated with were more GF like the 2nd time.

The legendary Bia from Luomo: Her picture on CH is accurite. I'd guess below the waist she is a size 6, above the waist a size 3. Small head and bones with short blond hair, she looks like 100s of high school girls from the Minnesota. She never spent more then 5 minutes in the bar area over the 15 or so hours I was in Luomo. She did nothing for me.

While I was in Rio I posted on the chat room that none of the girls were really "hot" like they are in Mexico. Now that I've thought about it, the environment really doesn't promote competition in the Termas like the TD bars in Mexico or Help Disco does. Where the "hottest" or "wildest" girl gets the most business or tips. Termas are more socialistic, the girls seem to like each other and help each other. Maybe that's because they do alot of 3-ways? I don't know, it was different and I misunderstood it while I was there. After reflecting on it, I'm not sure it was so bad.

I think everyone smokes in Rio. I got more requests for smokes then drinks.

I only meet 1 girl who understood what Orkut was. I gave out my email to 4 girls, none have emailed me.

The biggest disappointment of the trip was I had wanted a VIP afternoon with Gleice and Ludiane. I went to great effort for this to occur and found out once I got there BS doesn't talk with them anymore and 1 of them might be pregnant. Seems like after all the posts about these 2 someone would of mentioned they were out of business?

I really enjoyed my trip and would encourage anyone thinking of going to go. I will be back next year sometime when the weather isn't so god-aweful. It felt like Houston in August. Everything was much cheaper then I planned, came home with enough money for a 2nd trip.

I see none of the pictures uploaded. To bad the help file is more focused on the rules of posting instead of how to post.

Bluelight,

You're the exception that proves the rule - one of the very few who did not like Brasil. To each their own, no problems there. I have no idea what you're talking about at Centaurus with the tipping, R$20 for the bartender and whatnot.

It is interesting that about the only other guy who I can immediately think of that didn't like Brasil was Explorer. While he does get around the globe he is primarily a Mexico guy as well, so I guess it is possible that there are some guys who just prefer Mexicanas over everything else. That's fine, you can handle the Nogie/Agua Prieta crowd and I'll handle my share in Rio

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Ghina's bunda looks a little burnt, but your 4X4 19yo looks like she has a real nice rack to go with the rest of her assets
RG.

Cato, I did say I was going back. In hindsite and from reading alot I think BA would be more my style. I'm planning a trip to Prague for next year. An old buddy just got relocated there

RG, the 19yo was alot better in the bar area then in the cama. Maybe a 2nd session would of been better.

Hey Bluelight, I'm a Rio lover, but I agree with you about Bia. She may be incredible in the Cabine, but her looks never tempted me to take her there. I don't go to Rio for girls that look like a Iowa farm girl.

Well BL; short, curt, blunt and too the point. I admire that in a person. You are definately not jumping on the Rio bandwagon although you are keeping your options open.

Yes, (L) is prego and very happy about it. (G) is still available but maybe BS spoiled her?

Tcahu and may we meet sometine in the future.

Sandman

That's Ken with one "N". Don't confuse me with that OTHER Kenn guy! ;) Shit I'm going to have to change my name now...

bluelight,

I thoroughly enjoyed your post. It was quite refreshing. To coin a phrase... "You kept it REAL"
I went to BA last year. I'ver read 100% of the BA reports from the last 3 years. I believe your gonna want to hear my opinion. PM me if your interested.

Ken, my mistake. I left the story about AC/DC out of the trip report. But I'll never forget standing at the office amazed you could sing an obscure song like The Jack from memory. I felt like I found a soulmate 5000 miles from home. Of course watching Paula dance to the same music the night before helps me remember

Sandman I look forward to it.

Bluelight, where in Mexico do you travel and is there a good selection in prague? I thought about going there myself!!!

Bluelight-- yeah, Bonn Scott was one of my true fucking heroes. That guy WAS rock and roll. Once, during an interview, they asked him, "So, are you the AC or the DC," and he replied, "Neither, I'm the fuckin' lightning bolt in the middle." Now THAT's a fucking frontman! ;)

Detplaya for the past 5 years I have been solely a Nogales vet. Spending maybe 20 weekends a year there. Events I don't want to talk about occurred in May and I haven't been back since. I will be at the TJ Fiesta in Dec.

I know nothing about Prague except for what I've read here and I have a good buddy now living there. But I respect gr8ter a great deal and his TR is very positive of Prague.

bluelight,

Sorry, didn't know you were looking for Lidiane and Gleice. Lidiane is pregnant, about 7-8 months, and is out of action. Gleice is still working but she won't see guys she doesn't already know. She's very much a part-timer. I would have let you know had I known you were after them. Too bad, as they worked well together.

Wow, what news. So will Lidiane be back to work after she's got that extra mouth to feed? Do you (or does she) know who's the father? Is Gleice burned out on working?

yeah, she knows the father and is actually living with him, likes him a lot etc. I don't think G is burned out on working, just being a little more selective.

Having been to TJ, I must certainly disagree with Bluelight, based upon my taste. There is nothing in common between the Termas experience and say Adelitas Bar or Chicago Club except sex. The facilities are cleaner, more secure, I won't comment on the selection of women but brazillian women are much cleaner and certainly more skilled and enthusiastic. But to each is their own. I personally am very selective based upon my taste and can usually identify a garota that I would like to session with within 30 minutes of scoping out a termas. I was never excited about Bia either, just my taste. Music is a taste thing too...if you don't like hip hop or you don't like brazillian music, you won't like the music in termas...In TJ I have only sessioned with one chica that could have been comparable to a star (looks wise) at Centaurus. Her name was Fernanda, she had a great fake rack and she was gorgeous, however, the session was wholly uninspired. While everyone has their own taste, I think in general it would be a mistake to believe that mongering scene in Tijuana is anywhere near as good as Brazil.

Copabrasil1 you are so right, the mongering scene in Mexico isn't anything like Rio. When a club member visits our stomping grounds we make a point of introducing ourselves maybe even buying the first round at a club. A completely foreign idea in Rio. BTW, I've never been to TJ.

Also, we do have different views on stars I would never select a girl with silicon.

BL,

Great report from a different perspective.

Since you seem disappointed that the GDP's haven't emailed you yet, I'm confident that Lurch, Fawn and MBL would love to email you with requests for money. It would help me out a lot if you would start corresponding with them. Think it over, ok.

BTW, I had a 3 try to pick me up the other night in Help right in front of MBL. They should have a law against letting ugly women in Help--it ruins the experience.

Bluelight,

Regarding buying the first round in a club, one of the things that a lot of guys seem to like (and a few dislike for the exact same reason) is that in Rio, mongers do hang out together, do dinners, make termas and club runs, that sort of thing. It's pretty common to buy a round or be bought a beer or three. Mongering in Rio can be a much more sociable hobby than in most of the other main locations around the world. Of course, it usually depends on the newbie seaking the vets out.

Although I've met a bunch of the TJ crowd over the years, and a few guys on the Nuevo Laredo front, it's usually a fairly solo run for me in Mexico.

Jaguar I wish you would write me something everyday. You have the uncanny ability to find just the right thing to write to put a smile on my face no matter how tough the day is. As much as I would like to assist you, I feel your GDPs are out of my league. From your pictures, you have found the 2 hottest women in Rio, Lurch I just don't understand and really don't want to. And to for the record, I am not disappointed I am surprised.

BL,

Felix and I are having breakfast at The Office and I read your post. You put a great big smile on my face with your kind words so now it's back to the apartment to fuck MBL just to help me keep the smile on my face all day.

Yesterday I did the impossible--I took Felix to Vila Mimosa--he took three showers when he got home and is still worried about getting sick. He didn't touch a thing, not even the hand rail on the stairway into one of the bars along the street.

Jaguar,

I had the same feeling after going to VM. I did not even get out of the car!

How did MBL react to the girls hitting on you at Helpe?

Balldo,

Dumb fuck Felix got sick the next day and is pissed at me for taking him to VM.

MBL loves the ugly ones hitting on me-- she has a sick sense of humor. If a hottie looks my way she immediately says "What are you looking at?" I always lie and look confused, which usually works.