"Gold Digger" by Kanye West seems to be the new theme song for Help. As soon as it comes on, the girls rush the floor and the fellas start laughing because it is such a perfect club to play it in:-) Just returned from a 12 day trip, another fantastic adventure. Weather sucked, rained for 10 days straight and the rate sucked too (2.20R) But at least there were an abundance of new talent to keep me happy. You guys know my style by now, here is my list.


1) No more dissention amongst the ranks! - I've noticed various posts about this subject over the past 3 months. On this trip I decided to really look into the relationship between black and white American mongers. I spent a decent amount of time looking at the dynamics of our behavior in the termas, bars and Help. My findings? There's absolutely no reason for friction between the races in Rio. Its only on the websites, that you hear the occasional monger bitch about the amount of brothas that they encounter in Rio.

There is no reason why we shouldnt be enjoying each others company. Hell, we dont even go after the same women. (I know I am going to get flamed for this.) I know there are always exceptions to the rule, but for the most part, our tastes follow our stereotypes. Most
white mongers go after the Pamela Anderson/Jenna
Jameson lookalikes. IE; Slender women with large breasts (Real or not, doesnt matter).
Most black mongers go after the Jennifer Lopez lookalikes. IE; Fuller thighs, hips and bigger butts.

To be honest, in almost a decade of traveling
to Rio, I have never seen a single racial incident between Black or White mongers. If anything, the most you will see, is good natured ribbbing about the various Baseball/Football/Basketball teams that are
in the other's states.

2) Watch that drink bill- Got taken on my first night in Help. Made the mistake of ordering a couple of bottles of champagne and having the girl I was intending on taking, invite a few of her friends over to the table. When the waiter brought the bill, I noticed that her buddies had rang up about 7 red bulls and 14 Black Label whiskeys on my fucking bill!! Everytime I went
to the bathroom or went dancing with their friend, they ordered double shots of whiskey for each damn red bull! Not to mention the 2 bottles of champagne they ordered for another table next to mine and various other drinks. Fucking waiter just brought them to the table and never bothered to ask me if it was ok. My
bill was almost 400R more than I anticpated, I had to borrow money from a buddy to cover the unexpected costs.

3)Terma Cancun - There is a new terma that is only 2 streets away from 4X4, it is called, Terma Cancun. The place is incredible! It looks like a 5 star hotel when you walk in! The facilities are far better than any other terma
I have visited. Talent was a little lacking, only
about 15-20 girls, but give it another 6 months and it should be right up there with 4x4 and 65. Prices are cheaper too.

4) Damn Sun - Realised that I need to be alot more carefull with the sun while in Rio, it was a lot more powerfull than I imagined. I got a really bad sunburn all over my chest and stomach on my second day in Rio. I looked like a fucking lobster, I was so red. It had a negative effect on my sex life too, because for about 3 days, I couldnt have a girl ride me because the pain was too intense.

5) Kids are gone - The security in front of Help and Meia Pataca are doing a much better job keeping the street kids away from in front of their establishments. They banished them to the far corners of each location, now you can walk straight to a taxi, without having to navigate
thru a sea of little hands.

6) Internet - I had internet girls over each and every single afternoon.

A) Vivian Booth - Tiny thing. What is it you guys call them? Spinners? Well I think she qualifies. Great technique and fun attitude.

B) Victoria Anderson - Photo shop in full effect. A BIIIIIG girl, at least 30lbs heavier than her picture. Luckily, she gave a wicked blowjob and she has a great personality.

C) Diana - Serious workout fanatic. Shredded abs and had arms almost as big as mine. We spent the first 10 minutes comparing triceps and calfs:-) Might be too muscalar for most mongers. Fantastic ass on her and she was alot of fun too.

D) Beatriz - Very pretty girl. Gorgeous smile and really service orientated. Unfortunately, I was a little too big for her and we couldnt really enjoy each other's company fully. Very sweet individual, cant go wrong with her!

E) Pamela - Best body of any internet girl I have ever seen. Extemely playful, to the point where it can be distracting sometimes. Unfortunately, she is leaving teh agency at the end of the month, so if you haven't experienced her, you probably wont.

F) Yasmin - Same as Beatriz, just a delight to be with.

7) Married GDPs- Ran into 2 girls who had gotten married and went to the states during the summer. Less than 5 months later, they both were back in Help! Both girls were bitching up a storm about how much they hated the states. From the cold weather, to the lack of beaches. Biggest complaint? They absolutely hated
having to sit at home for 12 hours a day by
themselves, while waiting for their husbands to
return. I honestly feel, that unless you live in
Miami or LA, you have no chance at all of having a successfull marriage with a girl who grew up in Rio her whole life. Both these girls married wealthy guys and they would rather turn tricks in Help and live in a tiny apartment in Copa, than live in Chicago in a 6 bedroom home!

8) Lurch- Think I finally met "Lurch" of Jaguar's reports. That is a big girl, very pretty female, but huge none the less. She looked like she was around 6'4 with heels on, I am 6'1 and I felt intimidated standing next to her. I kept wondering if my dick would be big enough to please a woman of that size:-)

9)Fellow Mongers - Ran into a couple of mongers while I was in Help and Meia Pataca who I am convinced were CH members. I was so tempted to ask them, but I just kept my mouth shut and enjoyed the conversations. (If either of you guys are on here, I was the guy from NYC with the
Yankees hat) Both had exstensive knowledge of the
Phillipines and Thailand. I've read a number of
reports on both locations, but actually talking to a live person, gives to a completely different perspective. If I can ever tear myself away from Rio, I will definately head to Thailand one day.


10) With all that Money!- I noticed one funny factor while watching the news with a GDP. Their two biggest soccer stars (Ronaldo and Ronaldinho) had one thing in common, really buck teeth. I asked her why, but she couldnt answer the question. Ronaldo makes what? $20-25 million a year? Why on earth would he not get
braces to get his teeth fixed?

11) Cheaper cells calls- Any ideas how to get on a phone plan in Rio? I must have spent about 350R within a week on those damn Tim phone cards. No wonder the girls never have any credits on their phones. There has got to be a cheaper solution! Maybe some of the guys who live in Brasil can offer a better alternative.

12) Terma Girls in Copa- On saturday, i noticed large groups of girls from 4X4, Luomos and Monte Carlos all inside of Help. I honestly believe that unless the prices in MC and Luomos changes in 2006, we will see alot more girls frequenting, Meia Pataca and Help. The termas havebenefitted greatly from the American tourists over the past 3 years, but with the new rates, I dont think they get the crowds like they used to. I remember telling Ingrid, "I dont pay 300R for all night! Why would I pay 300r for an hour at Luomos?" I would rather have the girl visit my apartment and fuck her
all night for 200R than to pay for an hour long visit in the cabin.

13) Envy of all my classmates- I had my high school reunion the weekend before my trip. It was the best feeling in the world being one
of the only guys there,who didnt have a wife or
kids. You should have seen the guy's faces when I told them I was headed to Rio in 4 days! Before I knew what was happening, I had a group of about 11 guys surrounding me, all wanting to know what Brasil was like. The wives werent too thrilled with me talking about the beautifull women on Brasil, but I didnt give a shit,
I wasnt married to them:-)

Sorry about the way the sentences keep breaking up in the middle. I don't know why that happened, I kept previewing my report to try and figure it out, but no luck. (I know it's distracting)

Thumper,

Just a quick question:

What agency were the internet girls you had from? Is Pamela still on the site you got her from?


Cubanut

Thumper, thanx for the good read, cracks me up about Help!. Heading down on wednesday for 3 weeks. You said Terma Cancun had limited selection, what was the quality of the women.

On another note, look forward to seeing Gr8ter,Flyer20038, and Bdboy4fun down their over New Years, and any other hombres. I'm buying the first, second, and third beer. After that your on your own.

Sandman, you loser, I cant believe your not going to be down there, where's my wingman!!!!!!!

W5

Hey Thumper, I like the kind of girls you like (and I'm white)! I do agree with your basic point - most of the mongers down there, black or white, are pretty good guys.

Nice report! Thanks.

Cubanut, she is on the Karla Models site, still there until the end of the year.

The girls in Terma Cancun were primarily, former 4X4 girls.

Hey Thumper, good report, thanks for the new info too.

My landlady provides me with a phone she has on a monthly contact, so no buying phone cards. But she sends me a bill after I get home that's generally hundreds of reais per month. I don't know if it's cheaper, but it's certainly more convenient.

Pamela, Beatriz, Diana and Yasmin all work for Scort Show, sister agency of Karla Models. I've sampled them all as well and can vouch for both Beatriz and Pamela. Both are great fun!

Good report, Thumper! Those Help girls and waiters will rob you blind if they get half a chance.

Nice report Thumper, going for Carnival and I know it will be cray but I should have a good time (first time)

Anyway can you privide a link for the Karla Models site (I'm new and couldn't find it through serch engine)

www.karlamodels.com.br

Check my updated Rio guide posted here; there are links to a bunch of the escort sites.

Have a great trip!

Thumper,

If my minimal equipment package can cause her to squeal in delight(she might have faked a few), you can certainly please her.

She's one tall woman, isn't she?

Jag

Nice Report, Thumper.

What is all this Black vs. White Monger stuff, to paraphrase Dr King “ we have a dream” just in a monger’s case it’s a wet dream. Seriously with all the assholes and morons out there do we really have to add bigots to the mix? I’m looking forward to meeting some of the CH guys on my next trip to Thailand and it never crossed my mind to ask if they are black or white after all we are all total pigs under the skin right.

Thump:

Great rpt. I do not know of any race issues in Rio. One friend I see often in Rio is a retired electrician (black); and it does not matter. He pointed out several things to me. Of prime importance is as he stated: "the brothers will not pay more than 100r and the white guys will". Possibly true...I had to laugh one night we were talking in Help and this girl comes over to him and tells him 300r and that her pussy was special. He looked at her and said: "I have seen your pussy and it is nothing special."

I think the issue of race you are referring to is the young kids who look/dress and walk like they just came off a rap video shoot.

I also just returned from Rio and with the real down, I had to re-think my strategy of the termas. However, I believe I had one of the best trips ever. I do not think I laughed as much in a long time....Poor Jaguar...that bastard is a magnet for UGLY, FAT, girls (I think) that could back a dog out of a meat truck. He needs to learn how to say: "SAI DAI" or just "SAI"...I did not have a problem, just told the girl I was French......

I have only been home a few days and I am having major withdrawals......

Diversity,

Are you referring to Jag or Jags as having trouble with fat, ugly bitches? I hear Jag prefers beautiful women. Jags, well, she's another story.

Honestly reported by:
Reporter A

Jag
Your not thinking of changing you user name, do not give in or I swear in a few weeks there will be some asshole calling himself Reporter A+.

By the way I am a Jewish South African who used to live in the States that makes me an Sammy Davis Junior the only two Jewish African Americans that I know of, except I am white. How’s that for confusing, I guess the average KKK member wouldn’t know were to start.

Common Ish: everyone knows south africa is all brit and white.....

besides capetown is nice.

i just do not think i would monger there.....

i think jag is referring to a newbie cloneing his handle......jags appears to be a women....or a lady boy.....i do not know....check the adams apple....

Hey Diversity,

We have Isawal almost as confused as he has us with that Sammy Davis Jr remark. How in God's name do I get out of this fucking twisted nightmare?

Jag (not Jags or Reporter A)

I am not confused, OK I am, maybe not ...let me think about it, Ok I might be... a little. Oh by the way Sammy Davis Jr became Jewish (G-d knows why) in the mid 70's hence the comment. Hey Diversity, I am going to post a travel Guide to ZA in the near future maybe it will change your mind about the Mongering potential in ZA. I will look forward to your comments.

As for the Jag, Jags , Jugs, thing who wouldnt be befuddled, perplexed and confounded.

Thumper thats some funny shit,you wrote.After reading this I'm pretty sure we met a couple of weeks ago in Rio.I never ask anyone about being a member of Club Hombre.In over 3 years I have only met 3 or so members that told me they were members.

Your assesment on race was right on.Everyone seems cool in Rio, but once they get on line its a different story,its worst on the other sites.But I will admit some of the brothers are fucking up.Some of the dudes out there are just too damn loud and non discrete,which is too bad,because dispite of what some of you guys say a lot of those so called thugs are professionals just like anyone else here.If you take the time out and talk to some of these dudes you will find that out,instead of assuming they are bad guys based on their looks.But oh well, brothas will be brothas,LOL....As far as choice of women, those Euros really love those black garotas,especially the real dark ones,lol...Those chicks always complain how black dudes don't like them,lol.I tell them we have plenty of that at home,we are looking for some different flavor in Brazil.LOL..

You gotta watch these sharks especially the ones that like to hang out at the tables and party..Those chicks will try to get whatever they can at your expense.Also Thumper I think you mentioned this on a previous post,but some of these garotas are watching way too much rap videos.Its one thing to hear girls talk like that at home, but it's a real turn off listening to some Brazilian chick talk or try to talk like that.Thats definately a deal killer for me.I had to tell a garota she might want to chill with the "my nigga" blast and not to say that to every black dude she encounters.I didn't mind but some dudes especially older guys take offense to that.

Anyways Help was filled to capacity during most of my last trip.The talent was fairly good,but these ho's are mostly talking madness when it comes to prices,even at that hood rat central meia pataca.But if your patient a good one can be found for a reasonable price ($150-200r).

Anyways, hopefully everyone has a Merry X-mas and happy new year.Lets hope for more safe and fun trips for everyone next year and better rates in Rio to ease to pain to our pockets,LOL...

Peace




(Message edited by ee2002 on December 23, 2005)

Ee2002, we might have met. Like you, I never divulge that I am a member of CH to people that I meet, I let them broach the subject. There were only 4 of us that went to Terma Cancun that day, I was the guy with the Yankees hat on, so that means either you were the guy who was looking at "Beyonce" with me, or sitting with Henry:-) Headed back to Rio in 3 weeks!!

I've seen both white and blacks guys act like idiots down there and I'm not sure it has any correlation to whether they're professionals or blue-collar.

Thumper, Yeah we were checking out Beyounce,LOL.It was cool hanging with you.Too bad you took off early,did you go to 4x4?

Elgrancombo, that was the point I was making.Some of the threads in the past made it seem like there was a bunch of thugs/gangstas invading Rio.Granted there might be a few maybe, but a majority are not.They may be loud and flashy,but not necessarily bad people,its just the way they are.I agree also there are idiots of all types,just wish more would point that out instead of blaming all the ills in Rio on one group.

Happy holidays to all.Lets continue to enjoy those big brown Brazilian booties(bbbb) that we travel thousands of miles to fuck.Remember to take your safety precautions while enjoying thoses bbbbs, think with your big head at all times and don't be afraid to break loose from a garota no matter how fine she is, if you start getting bad vibes about her.DON'T OVERPAY THESE WHORES OR PAY UP FRONT.DON"T FIGHT OVER WHORES,remember bros before hos.Don't get shit faced drunk.Learn at least enough portuguese to avoid misunderstandings with these garotas,I know its not easy for everyone but it could save you some serious problems.Never assume you don't have to pay for the garotas, unless told otherwise(better to pay anyways).Don't butt into other guys affairs with their garotas,unless its something REAL serious or asked to do so.Be respectful and descreet when in pulic and talking about this "hobby".Also these so called loans ($10-50r)to these garotas for whatever reason(help entrance,drink,bus/taxi $$$,food,kids,etc),unless you want to give that money away,dont bother doing it.Don't be surprise if the garota developes amnesia or avoids you at every turn,LOL...

I know these are common sense things, but after almost a month in Rio last month,these things were common occurances I saw among mongers (rookies and veterans).Lets help each other out out there in the field, cause nobody else will.


Peace

That last post by Ee2002 was the Gospel. I'm going back to Rio for the 3rd time in the last couple of years in March. Been to Carnival before so I guess I'll miss out paying 3 times as much for everything, including the garatas... As a middle-class income man, I too say, "Stop Over-Paying these Hoes". Went down there on a trip with my friend who is a Dr. so he's got a little money. We could both have an equally stunning girl and he would just blow me up when he'd pay his girl within sight of me paying my girl. There were times when I had to tell a girl who I wouldn't mind seeing again to "git to steppin" cause they tried to hit me up for more dough. Oh well, I'll be going to Salvador too, so I will have a little variation my next trip.

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Remember to take your safety precautions while enjoying thoses bbbbs, think with your big head at all times and don't be afraid to break loose from a garota no matter how fine she is, if you start getting bad vibes about her. DON'T OVERPAY THESE WHORES OR PAY UP FRONT. DON"T FIGHT OVER WHORES, remember bros before hos. Don't get shit faced drunk. Learn at least enough portuguese to avoid misunderstandings with these garotas, I know its not easy for everyone but it could save you some serious problems. Never assume you don't have to pay for the garotas, unless told otherwise(better to pay anyways). Don't butt into other guys affairs with their garotas,unless its something REAL serious or asked to do so. Be respectful and descreet when in pulic and talking about this "hobby". Also these so called loans ($10-50r)to these garotas for whatever reason(help entrance,drink,bus/taxi $$$,food,kids,etc), unless you want to give that money away, dont bother doing it.

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Thumper- that was cool, you showed great leadership with that stuff. I personally speak above average Portuguese. I never over pay because of it. But sometimes I get back state side and say, did I maximize my stay.(meaning) did I pass up a dime for a easy nickle. Termas are great and Agencies are cool.... but nothing like the all nighter with that J.LO garota that does'nt know she's finer than the real J.LO..... And shes happy for 150R-200R and wants to know when she can see you again.This may happen more in Salvador that it will in Rio. Rio has been were I find myself second guessing some of my choices. In Salvador Ive had really fine garotas tell me not to tell anyone about the price of our deal........
The race thing does'nt exist for me, I have many travel buddys black and white. I can hang with anyone .Except homosexuals. men that is.

CB and Gr thanks for the praise.Unfortunately these types of rules are being ignored constantly in Rio(also other locs as well).If you sit back and look/listen its amazing what pussy makes some guys do.I always try to help out a rookie when I'm down and lead them in the right direction, not everyone reads sites like this for info before going down.But like I said some veterans fall into some of these traps too.Oh well, some dudes gotta learn the hard way.

Happy mongering...

I’m with you all the way on topic # 12 & 13.

Why would a person pay 300R for an hour when you can always find an all nighter for 200R and bang her many times over?

I get the same reaction from guys as well when I tell them about my travels to Brazil. Poor saps, don’t know what their missing.