METAL MELTS IN PERU

Note: Some material is copied from already posted day-by-day reports on this or another board; so you may have already read some of it on Club Hombre’s “South America Chat,” section. The “flow” may be crude, because some of this was written as it happened, and I pieced it all together. This trip report is the whole enchilada. I did however cut out the Airline bit. You can read my report “Continental Vs. KAL” if you are interested in my opinion of the flights for this journey.

Preface and Introduction: Lima Peru was awesome! Kind, gracious, tranquil and gentle people, large variety of P4P options (Brothels for $15.00 sessions, Internet Escorts, Discoteca Ladies, and even ads in the newspaper). Lima was much more safe from crime than I had previously thought, reasonable in-expensive and just a tranquil Environment. The women are VERY affectionate and trusting. You can find a high class lady and take her back to your hotel for $120 easily; and have a great GFE (girl friend experience). The $120 is for 1 or 2 hrs depending on the agency or club or what-have-you - but this 2hrs seems to be the minimum she will stay. My experience was much longer. If you are Gringo, you will stand out! Spanish is much more required here than in TJ. Taxi’s are very inexpensive but need written addresses, and directions FOR EVERYWHERE! The food is mostly Chicken/Fish. Especially shell fish and salads. “Cerviche.” The special drink of Peru is a “Pisco Sour.” It is like a Margarita. 220 Volts for all electricity. Tourists are appreciated and EVERYONE I dealt with, from prostitutes to cab drivers to bar tenders were VERY RESPECTFUL and kind. I can not emphasize this enough. Everyone in cars, taxi’s, collectiveo’s [busses] will HONK their horns in a spastic and rapid manner for every situation. It is very annoying. One local told me the horn honking is “Peru’s National Anthem.”

I recommend Peru, especially if you want LONG Sex sessions with kissing and GFE (gazing into her eyes, kissing her neck, DFK, and Petting and all the mushy stuff). You’ll need to speak Spanish. I speak broken Spanglish learned from my TJ exploits, but it was not enough. I became frustrated at myself and it was an aspect that was my only real complaint of Peru; most Peruvians know 0 English. This is of course my fault, and not theirs.


Okay -My 10 dayz in Peru!

Bottom Line 2 Da Point Brief Summary:

1) Simply put, Lima Peru was the experience that everyone said Thailand was going to be. Different strokes for different folks, but I ended up with 10 days of joy and happiness and can't wait to get back!

2) My Spanish was not sufficient. Peru's Espanol is different and spoken with an Italian esc' accent. Most people spoke 0 English.

3) Taxi Cab Drivers in Lima Peru are clueless. They need addresses and maps to figure out where to go. $$ was not a problem, and no up sell was involved, but it just seems most Taxi drivers are unaware of the girls, clubs, discoteka’s and the over all P4P trade that happens. I mean, I felt like a pervert asking to go places like Las Cucardas (sarcastic grin).

4) These people don't use ice. McDonalds, Tony Romas, Pizza Hut, all served me my Diet Pepsi with no ice.

5) These people don't eat bread. "Pan por favor." "?Que?" - Bread was a "special order," in the Peruvian Restaurants. And forget about butter. Olive Oil is their butter.

6) The Civilian Women are very affectionate and easily approachable. I was blown away by this. I did not exploit this enough, but it is IMO a goldmine for those of us who have the guts!

7) The People of Peru dress with their best clothes. I ditched my Metallica shirts and Emminim style sweatpants immediately and went LS dress shirts and slacks for everywhere.

8) I felt 100% safe!!! Only once in a cab did I feel scared in Peru. The city appears very safe and many tourist Police are around. (I stayed mostly in Miraflores, Larcomar, San Isidro area).

9) The people are WARM, polite and refreshingly hospitable.

10) At ALL restaurants accept McD's and Pizza Hut, you are REQUIRED to ASK for your "Queinta" [The check]. In addition, plan to stay at a restaurant for 90 mins. The service in the Restaurants both mid level and high class style is TOP NOTCH!!! But be prepared to stick around. Meals take a while!

11) Girls, oh yeah, that’s right... hahah. I tapped 1 Escorta, 1 Chica from
Emmanuel, 3 from a Brothel "Cucaradas" - all multiple times. NOT ONE HINT OF SMELLY PUSSY LIKE TJ OR THAILAND!!! That was so nice to be able to DATY with a fresh tasting and smelling chica. I was there for 10 days, but was very satisfied with my selections; so I had multiple sessions.

12) I PLM'ed myself and on day 5 made my Emmanuel girl my exclusive ride for the trip, fell in infatuation and still am in love with her, (sigh!). I bar fined her 5 nights in a row. Most nights were 5-6 hrs long! Total GFE, TOTAL passion. (*) PLM = Pathetic L00zer Monger, or AKA Pussy Licked Monger.

13)I did not have luck at Tequila Rock. Might have been that I went to Emmanuel first and was blow away with seeing so many flawless perfect 10's and 8‘s and 9‘s.

14) Continental Airlines Sucks! [See my report on them versus the awesome KAL Airlines under discuss 1/2/06].

15. Christmas is celebrated on 12/24 - and all shops close in afternoon and night. ??? Everything is open on 12/25. Trippy! I have now been told this is a Latin American practice.

16. Slow time for X-mas? I am sure it was, but I found my gem in Emmanuel and I can't imagine getting better sex, so I stuck with her.



Beginning:

I wanted someplace different. I wanted to try out Colombia because of the pictures I have seen. These women are what I consider perfect beauty. Also, my box set of Miami Vice Seasons 1 and 2 have many Columbian women in it that make my blallz blue with envy. Natural looking skinny latinas. Healthy looking and no silicon bullshit Awe yes! I have also followed many trip reports about Colombia and have been wanting to taste that pussy for some time. Unfortunately, the intimidation factor scares me. And watching Miami Vice does not do much to calm it! I also wanted a place to relax and get away for the Christmas Holliday time too. I made my decision to get away on 12/19/05 and was airborne by 12/22/05 so it had to be a Passport Only country. Brazil requires a Visa stamp before leaving the USA, so Rio was also out. So Here came Peru. Peru is known to be reasonably safe, has a tourist “vibe” to it and passes the family “where are you going for Christmas Vacation Metalboots? - oh Peru” Test. Also, I found the trip reports I read to be hinting of a lot of GFE, which I really lusted for some reason. The women looked hot to me. The reports from travelers indicated that they go back, over and over. In retrospect, I’ll be one of them - because , I got what I wished for!

Upon arrival at the Lima “Jorge Chavez Airport” in Peru I got in line and waited the 25 mins or so to get my passport stamped. No problemo at all. A free 30 day Visa Stamp and a small white paper with a label I am to keep on my person at all times in suffice of my original passport- and bam I am ready to go downstairs and claim my baggage. Then I am in another line where there is a RED and GREEN light. You have all of your baggage and are asked to push the button. I noticed 3 people in my line all got the Green light, then I went up (gulp) - I saw the people off to the side who got the Red light and they were witnessing the inspection of their baggage. Well I push and GREEN LIGHT! Kewl ! I take all my bags out of there and so I use the second Currency Conversion booth and exchange $400 US into Soles. (So Lee Z). Then I grab the FIRST Taxi guy and say “sure” to whatever he charged- sorry , I did not follow CH advice here, I was way tired and just wanted to get to my hotel. Away we go and he says “Que Pices de Usted.?” Huh? He repeated something again and I said “huh?” Turns out he wants to know where I want to go. I already told him “Garden Hotel.” - doesn’t he know where that is? I never heard “Donde / Vamos / Cuartos/ etc.” I think this guy must be Italian or something as his Spanish is bizarre. I can’t understand what the fuck he is saying; but I break out my Travolcity docs and show him GARDEN HOTEL - en SAN ISIDRO with the address. “Oh, Garden,” bla bla bla. Right now I will spare my readers the backwards creativity I have and not attempt to guess what the locals were saying- but I got a rude awakening of my Spanish skills in a hurry. In Peru, they have an Italian esc type accent and pronounciate words differently. “Tu” is considered rude, “Usted” is proper, plus the syntax was all different from what I know. My Spanish is all Central Cal and TJ Mexico picked up - and even then it is barely passable. At the time, I thought he was just a “foreigner” … I was wrong! We pull up to the Garden Hotel and I am pleasantly surprised at the fast service of the doorman who rushed to grab my luggage and I pay the Taxi and sign in the Hotel and they gave me my key, in room safe key, offered me a 220 converter and assured me that their local internet service would work. I walk in and shut the door and crash on the bed for 10 mins of rest. Then I raid the “frio bar,” - prices are actually somewhat reasonable- like $1.00 a drink and $1.00 for these corn nut type nuts. Shower and unpack, load up my laptop and fire her up. Yeah! Internet does work and it was an easy setup process! Now I am thinking --- hmm, it’s 1:30 AM - (4:30AM California time) I wonder if I should just call it a day, or go out? Well I decided to follow Vladimir’s itinerary somewhat so I decided on going to a Discoteka. I knew Miraflores was a place to try out and for whatever reason decided this is where I would go. Getting a Taxi is a breeze, just step outside by the curb and raise your hand - now saying “Dance Club in Miraflores” or “Bilar, chicas,” or “me neccesito nosotros vamos por de la disco”, is just to complicated for the Taxi guys- but they understand DISCOTEKA! So $1.25 cab fare and bam- I am there. Nice place. $25.00 cover or so. Damn….. These people dress to kill! Glad I changed into my “good clothes.” Upon entering this club it was an IMMEDATE killer high energy vibe. These Peruvians know how to party! This was at LarcoMar. “Pardo’s Lehicken” I think is the name. It Is right under the Tony Roma’s restaurant on the ocean. My eyes lust over the women. Wow, what hotties there are here. Man this club had by far the most happy faces I have ever seen at a dance style club. Glad RT el all kinda hinted for me to leave the Metallica shirts at home. I was probaly the fattest one there. The locals dress killer. The chicas are HOT HOT HOT and happy as fuck! This was by a marina, downstairs, right next to a KFC, Burger King, overlooking the Ocean, around 3:30AM - killer sound quality. Cover to was $40 Soles. Even the messeras were flyin' to the groove. I could not discern if there were many "working ladies" but was soooooooo tired after the flight + immigration +hotel + cab that I was happy as fuck to just slam a few brewskiez and WATCH these gorgeous ladies dance. This place was huge and incredibly upscale! Think LA/So Cal. dance clubs with latina women - ALL THIN ONEZ TOO!!!!!! dancing with INTESNSE SMILES. That’s what is different here the chicas are HAPPY! None of that depressed - high on meth ghost smirks I have seen at Adilitas.

Most people are younger, but I chilled at this place for a good 2 hours before I had enough blue balls from the women that I took a taxi back to the hotel and fell asleep - I knew I was in the right place. Tomorrow I would go on the hunt for one all my own!


DAYS 1-3: KATHY INTERNET ESCORT / CLUB’ SCEEN

My first sex session started out with a BANG! Wow I like Peru! I called on a www.hot-peru.com Site “Bella VIPs” and they answered in Spanish and I attempted my hardest to say “Necesisto una chica por me cuartos, $100.00 por toto noche, si?” [Que?] - damn! This got frustrating. And I couldn’t just go downstairs and ask the bell-hop to translate, So I tried another and thank God, this receptionist spoke some English. I chose “Katheryn” and and in 50 mins she was at my door! I can say that Lima and Metal do go together. I grabbed “Kathy” from a escort service. There is “standard servicio,” and “full servicio.” As my Brazil knowledge assumed- yep – this was Anal sex. I am not into that- so anyway I call the agency who in broken English sent over Kathy. She kisses me at the door step and has that giggly bubble-gummer cheerleader attitude. She is big breasted, thin enough but not sickly skinny, but has a CLEAN pussy and long hair. Too much makeup, but oh well. We make-out like High School kids and THEN she sets the clock on her cell phone (awe, good sign as I paid for an hour $90.00 all inclusive of customary 2 taxi rides and the 1hr session) – so she’s actually at probably 1:15min ( I was calculating all this in my mind.) We get naked and she gives me a high energy and inspired BBBJ – It was different; she licked my balls and looked up at me – just like a porno! I like that shit! She acts like she likes it! Then 10 mins into the BJ my cock is getting limp and I am having to hold myself back – she read my facial expressions; then she kisses me and laughs!? We snuggle then the standard service goes into effect. Any position I wanted, her 2 cell phones are getting txt messages like crazy, she does stop and check them which was kinda bad; but hey- I haven’t paid her yet, and she seems easy on the “hour” timeframe. So back to mish and she insists I finger her to lube her up prior to going on?! Not bad thing, just different, THEN SHE SAYS (“NO HARDER”!). Then I am on top of her and clearly pleasuring her by fingering her and “lubricating her.” We go to cowboy and she bounces her tig bittiez all over me. She seems really into it! Kisses Kisses Kisses then Doggy. I am getting a total body workout and am quite exhausted. I grab a Soda and she laughs; I had a head rush. She says in English “how am I enjoying myself- ?” I tell her – Iz Good! We then go back to mish and she is in the vibe with me as I cum; GFE if you will- it was nice cumming and kissing at the same time; not usually found in TJ. I chuck the condom and then we snuggle for 30 more mins- in that time here agency calls and calls and txt messages (she has 2 phones). She then says to the agency or whoever she’s busy with me! Hahaha. I play her some Metallica and 50 Cent and Emminem on my laptop and we move to the groove – it’s now 1:35 mins or so---- I am getting TJ Paranoid? Do I need to pay her now? Is this time on credit? Am I going to owe her $150 or worse? So I decide to be blunt. I was a total nerd. But I did not want to get burned or have a mis-understanding. She made zip zero nada hints that she was ready to go or that our time ran out. So I say “Here’s the $90.00 Kathy!” She smiles and takes it. Then we talk about the noche and I offer to take her out to clubs and dinner. She excitingly agrees. But first she wants more babies! Huh? She wanted to fuck me some more. Before we went out.

Kathy wanted me to finger her DEEP!. I have never had any TJ girl ASK me to finger her so intensely. This was during another killer BBBJ. She said I needed to use my middle finger and shove it in DEEP! Hmmm. So I complied - and she was a sex machine from beginning to end. On Cowgirl she slammed her tits on my face and said “jew luv dem g00d.” I tried my best. The sheer energy and eagerness to please was such a breath of fresh air. I was sooo consado, I couldn’t pop again. I told her I wanted to take her out to dinner and go to the clubs. She was very excited about this.
Killer Club Scene’s D00dz! TRUST ME!!! These upscale clubs blow the fuckin’ crusty ballz off of any TJ Revo or Zona clubs in atmosphere, PA, Amp rating, professional Flash Pots??!! Confetti throwers, laser lights, and DJ’s that have spun a few discs before! I was and still am SHOCKED at the quality of the clubs interior and management. Kathy and I went to the VIP sections on all 3 clubs last night! Set me back $12/0/10 extra. (She talked one of the security guards into letting us go into the VIPs section for $0.00 ) – the two others were $25/$30 total for “cover.” The drinks were cheep. As were her cigarettes. 2nd Dance club. This dance club was a trip. I don’t know where it was, but they had Pilson Beer in huge German style mugs for the VIP section. Swing Set with two chicas swinging in unison and an adlib singer singing into a motley looking illuminated microphone. A trip. The other side of the dance floor had a mirror - so the effect was awesome; all the people dancing can see themselves and the mock Adlib singer along with the two show girls- these Peruvians know how to party! Killer vibe; oh and I was VIP. My girl for the night Kathy smoked 2 packs of ciggs’ - albeit, they were 10 pack Cigarettes they have in Peru, but damn! And she kept pestering me to go out on the dance floor with her. I pussied out and prefer to sit at my own couch and watch the birds. Then we decided to go out to dinner. Also she and I went back to her “house” and changed clothes for dinner. Then dinner was at “Griglia A La Italiana.” Where I was floored at the ambiance. A separate wine server, maieter dee and host and waiter. How much is this place going to cost? Hahaha. This place had the cheese and wines, garlic’s and herbs on the ceilings. Very very ritzy! Thank God I brought my dress shoes and button down RL shirts. Kathy had changed into a “Newscaster” sport jacket and high heels. The class level was way above what I expected. Most men were in suits and ties. I had tied one on by now; but that does not count. We ordered a bottle of wine, Cerviche, Chicken, Alpaca (yuk!) and other food that was shell fish. I felt obligated to eat; although most of the Peruvian type food was NOT to my taste. Sorry! (Uh, can I get some BREAD please?) - no bread! L Although the night had been killer, and the restaurant was ultra high end - I was still hungry - the Alpaca was pungent, like Venison [deer meat], I did not like the Cervichi, and I was tired of lettuce and carrots. Oh well! So after Dinner Kathy tells me its Christmas tomorrow and what am I doing? Huh? Its Dec 23! No, it’s Christmas tomorrow! Hmmm, well I asked her to call me. She then “invited” me to her house for Christmas? [No money Metalboots, you iz my friend, hhehe]. So I had another option for Dec 24 - but wanted to keep my options open. Also, I had not slept in a while - so sleep was needed!

Photos: Kathy 01 02 03

Pizza Alley. I kind of pussied out at Pizza Alley (meeting place strip where lots of freelancers hang out) – but the ambiance and sight-seeing was killer! So I took a $1.25 cab fare back to my hotel and The next morning I went to San Ramon’s “Pizza Alley.” - Pizza Alley has a different kind of vibe. Quick. Download Chris Isaac’s music and listen to his classic hits. This will enable you to feel the ultra lax and slow moving, like ocean waves of calm sense that will come about when you eat and park your but at one of these places. There will be a lot of young, cute looking chicas walking on by. They have Corona Beer, yeah! Peddlers are stopped at the two main entrances- so you’ll be left alone from beggars. A few do creep in, but it is nothing like TJ or Thailand where, If you eat on the “Street” you will be bombarded with people selling gum, wallets, bracelets, candy, necklaces, sunglasses, etc. Did I mention that this place has a tranquil vibe to it.? A nice place to just chill.

ECLIPSE DISCOTEKA: Note: As other's have said - my X-mas timing probably contributed to the following: Okay, so this Taxi driver be-friends me and has been my "exclusive taxi guy" for a day. I tell him how upset I am that all the discotecha'z are closed and that Monday is a business’s are closed day. He speaks broken English and promises me a great time @ Eclipse and will pick me up @ 8pm. I agree. BTW- I can not emphasize how TRUE it is in Vladimir & GT's post that the Taxi drivers are clueless about where the clubs and night life is and for that matter my hotel is. They really have to be shown addresses for everything! Maybe a GPS is indeed handy! Okay, anyway I am assured as I pay my $25.00 cover that I will have a good time. It looks dead, but being I heard of "Eclipse" and my Taxi guy has been kewl I went in. Big mistake. 1) Warm beer. 2) Did not have the Pisco Sour - or whatever its called that is a Peru special drink like a Margarita. I had them before at another place and after a WARM beer at Eclipse, I thought I would get one. They were "out." Oh, did I mention there were 0 girls here. No, not a few fat ones in the back. 0 girls?!!!

So WTF? $25.00 for this? And you serve Me a WARM beer? Fuck that! So I kind of went overboard and demanded to see the "jefe." I went to the front where I paid my $25.00 and told them I want my $$ back. They played a song and dance about me waiting - then I politely grabbed his hand and dipped it into my beer! (Seriously, it was WARM). He seemed to sympathize... And long story short, I was respectfully given my $25.00 back and left! Now my exclusive Taxi driver was no more. I went to Miraflores to chill with a cold brewskie..... Fortunately, the next Diskoteka I would enter would end with the best of possibilities; I entered Emmanuelle Club and found my Gem- Sabrina! Funny that this place was waking distance of my hotel, and it took 4 days of my trip before I went there.


Las Cucaradas: This place is a brothel. Fortunately I had the exact address per Vladimir’s itinerary and GT Gootch’s info. It took 3 taxi cab drivers who would stare at my notes and stare back at me and then look up. Then they would mumble some Spanish to me. Well finally we’re off and this place is indeed not in the “tourist “ parts of Lima. It is in an industrial zone of older buildings and smoke stacks. The road leading up to this place is rough. Once inside it is kind of like a 2nd tier Tijuana Bar. Low lighting, 1970’s red sparkle couches and a bar. You pay 20 Soles to enter, this gives you a condom, and a drink ticket. There are 2 main hall ways. You walk down the halls and the chicas are stationed right outside awaiting you. Las Curcadas here I am. Well I went for this girl who was standing by her door and said “?Gringo? Oh me Gawd” She smiled and jumped up like she had never seen a white guy before. Inside I laid down the 40 Soles ($15 USD) on the table. Got undressed with her and she gave me a nipple job with her mouth. Then jumped up and down again said “Gringo, mucho Blanco, etc.” I love high energy chicas! She then put me on her bed and gave me a CBJ for 5 mins. Then we did mish - she showed me her gymnastics moves and how limber she can be. Nice Ecuadorian chica. She kept her hands moving all up and down my back and around my hair. Kissing my tits. Laughing and touching my cheeks. I finished in 20 mins or so. I was confused with how much time the 40 soles bought. There is a very loud buzzer that rings all the time, I assumed that’s how the time is set; but my buzzer never rang. Now cleanup- she’ll fill a pan with water and wash your cock with soap and offer you paper. This is better than TJ SG’s rooms, but still even close to Emmanuelle. Well, no comparison as Las Cucardas is a brothel with on-site accommodations. Anyway, this chica will also clean herself in a new pan of water and soap - then dry off- then clothes back on- then NEXT!!! Hahahah. Whata place! Not high class, but truly worth the $15.00 a session. I tapped this Ecuadorian chic 1 more time after another beer and more time had passed - the taxi drive back to my hotel was at least 25 mins and I did not want to go. They are very serious about cameras, they don’t ask about weapons, or drugs, just cameras. I also asked the messeras if they sold pictures. He looked at me like I was freak, or maybe he did not understand, but no photos from my Las Curcadas adventures. Sorry!
Another venture in Las Curcadas brought me to another chica. This one was Sickly Skinny.

So a lot of drama with my limited Mexican learned Spanish and Peru Italianesque' Spanish. I had to ask 3 cabs to get to "Las Cucardas" - first two have no clue and I get embarrassed as the taxi guy asks street people to interpret and I have to say "uh, its a place with dancing girlz..." ["es da establishment de chicas bailar.] - even thought I know its a pure simple Brothel. Long story short, the 3rd taxi driver knows where it is and takes me there with his warning that I was a Gringo!? Now, I have - even in my faultaz been treated with the best in kindness and polite people. So I tell him I am a tuff guy experienced in TJ ! :: :bad grin: Now Vladimir, I love you- and your intermediary you wrote for me is great- but you're wrong about the quality of chicas at Las Cucardas. THEY ROCK!!! Okay, some gordas by Perus style, but this place has 3 chicas that were perfect for me. I choose "Edith" said she is from Ecuador?! Killer spinner 98 pounder.Smiled and said "Gringo Gringo Blanco Grande, oh you mine" I paid the insane and grotesque price of 40 Soles ($15.00 USD) - yes, fifteen bux! and we go into a TJ style SG cuartos and get naked. I am sure to be careful and alert for her to go through my clothes for $$ as my Taxi guy warned. Well she starts kissing my tits and stomach and is having fun, or acting like it. These girls have great attitudes and show you respect. None of that looking at the wall shit. She asks if I want a condom- yeah sure, I guess.. (but its clearly optional) - and gives me a deep throat BJ - not knowing how long my $15.00 paid for I went into mish too soon I think. 2 more positions, some hugging, some laughing, and as she's doing me cowgirl, I ask her about a picture. Long story short - and I tried- this establishment like others in Peru do not have roaming photo guys- damn! I BEG her for a photo and well since cameras are not allowed inside - I have no bear with it. I finish and she calls out "Reekoo, Reekoo," - hahahaha. She sink washes me off, then herself and then waits for us to put our clothes back on. These chicas wait for the man- and give respect. They are very lax and kind and smile like I was a comedian or something. True, my appearance was a novelty most likely - but ohhhohohhohohohho (I am writing Xtra spastically cuz my taxi driver is coming to take me to Tequila Rocks in 50 mins!!!)..... Weird as shit customs here. They celebrate Christmas on Dec 24th- today December 25 everything is open. I learned this the very hard and expensive way yesterday as NOTHING was open past 5pm, not even the 24 hr. Donut Shop. Anyway this brothel I just got back from is a trip. all the girls line up in front of their "rooms" and you walk around like 20 of them and pick the one you want. It cost a $7.00 entrance fee which included a condom and a drink ticket (I love this place, ahaahhaha)- and you "choose" your girl. My first 10 mins before selecting Edith was probably a trip for the chicas as when I walked around on my first lap, I by habit moved away from the chica - thought she might grab my shirt! No, they don't - they just smile and say hello! No fich drink up sells either. Only went there the first time 3 hrs ago and met Edith and DAMN that was a great SG style 25 min session - but I don’t know how long I could have been doing her....


Day 4:

I grabbed the “El Commercio” newspaper, and sure enough under the “Relax” section, there’s a lot of ads for escorts and all kinds of other “serviosos.” Unfortunately, I could not remember what the term for “Transgender” was - so that along with my Spanish lacking, I never called any ads. But I have a scanned page for you guys to get a taste of what’s available for takeout via the local paper. The Spanish is way different, the 24hr ads never answer their phones. Awaiting agencies to call me back. Went to Eclipse (sucked hard!!!) - but they gave me my $25.00 back, called Tequila Rocks - ad says 365 days year. We shall see!


Tequila Rocks is setup like a typical US bar. Two actual bars, chairs and couches. The local “Explore Peru” brochure had a coupon for a free drink and free cover (why not?) - well they honored this and I got a free Whiskey. Not like AB or CC, but after 5 mins some chicas came over to check me out. Where are you from, how long are you going to be in Lima, how many times have you been here before? All these stock questions were asked in Spanish. I was polite and likewise they were in return. Unfortunately, these were the fattest Peruvian singles in Lima. Maybe 190 or 230lbs, not huge - but from the previous night clubs, Escorts and of course Emmanuelle, there was no way I would bite. So I left.

Back another day in Tequila Rocks, I wanted to try it again. This time, I paid my entry fee (20 soles) and bought my beer (Pilson, 10 soles?) - now team B finds me - she is older, maybe 30 (sad face) - and I was in a couch all by myself, same rapid fire questions, how long you here, what’s your name, where you from… I even bought her a drink…. Mistake because it got her hopes up. I had a very broken conversation with her about Club69 and Emmanuelle. I tried to make her understand I was after 10’s- models - and she then told me about her kids and her needs for wanting more kids (shoot me, I don’t like hearing this same story over and over in Mexico, needless to say Peru.) - so I put on my AB “please just drink that last drink and GO look,” but she then asks me to take her back to my hotel for the night. $$ was not discussed, but she was average looking at best and NOT my type. So I just said “bye,” got up and left. Sorry babe’ !

Last attempt in Tequila Rocks, I decide I am going to go Wherever I May Roam (anyone catch that???!!!) - and not take a seat. I walk around and around and check out the 8’s in the club. They do look back and smile, but call me a pussy, I pussied out and never pulled the trigger. I did see some guys who appeared to be Gringos or Asian who were obviously accustomed to this place. I think they were having a great time. I too WANTED to enjoy this place, and although they did indeed have cute messeras walking around selling shots of Tequila; they looked much better than their ladies available. I leaned up against a poll, by the men’s bathroom, sat at the bar, all WANTING to like this place, but even the music was not Rocking - they played the most boring sounds of the 70’s/80’s/and 90’s. Basically Rock N Roll with no Rock. (sad face). Well 3 times and I am out. Sorry, but Tequila Rock was a disappointment. Now the Larco Mar Dance Club: Here is a killer place!

Back on Thursday (they don’t open Mon/Tues/Wed) - this club was just as I remembered it on my 1st night. TOTALLY INTENSE! MTV would love it, as the people are all into their style and dress GQ. Many of the guys that go here are the “hunk” type. Not to sound gay, but I felt like a real looser here with all the 18-25 year old guys who are very good looking and are wearing the most darling doll face latinas over their shoulders. The “California Stuck Up Syndrome” does not exist here. The girls will look into your eyes and SMILE. I am not the type to steal a Peruvian Princess from a local guy - but the couture is obviously different. People seemed lax and open. And the DJ played the best in RaggaTone’ and Latin Dance Beatz. My mouth watered all night long just looking at all these babes. Man - I would defiantly give $100 for these chicas! All long hair naturally beautiful latinas with high cheek bones, thin , smiling. Only - I saw virtually none standing alone.
On this note: I decided it’s time to take off to Emmanuel.


Day 5-9: The Emmanuelle Tales:

Okay! This place has made my trip! Two Hornz Way Up!. Emmanuelle Club is more what I am used to and has 85% women in the 8-9.5 category. I saw three flawless perfect 10's my first night in this club.Yes, IMO and that designation I have only made a few times in 7 years!!! But there were Victoria Secret style models with 0 body fat, no tattoos and remember these Peruvians' have a "mild big boned body structure," to them - at least the 10's in Emmanuel do! I was so relieved to find such beautiful women who could dance and entertain. The "ficha" process is different and I won't explain it totally, but you get 20 mins more or less from one drink. They will ask you to buy them a drink or two. If you plan on taking one out for the night or for a couple of hours; you might as well buy them fichas anyway. When you leave and pay the “salida,“ the money you spent on drinks is incorporated to her $30.00 fee. Of course this is great in my case, or for those who are sure they are buying drinks for a lady they want to leave with. They also drink slowly. Not that 2 min Adilitas shit. As far as entertainment, there is a floor show with strippers and costumes, and strippers with Chippendales Type Guys who add a different flavor to the mix. Call me a fag - but the use of two guys to hold up the girl when doing a floor show works really well. Great entertainment! Think of an old school "Madonna" Video where the men swing the girls around over their heads in their Classy performance.

Okay, so let me cut to the chase. I have tapped 3 chicas at Las Cucardas, some multiple times; and had a Killer (well what I believed 4 days ago was Killer) , session with "Kathy" of BellaVip Escorts ala hot-peru.com. Then I meet "Sabrina" here at Emanuel. I could marry this girl! Yes, Sabrina gets the BEST P4P sex I have ever had lifetime achievement award. I have never felt like such a Brad Pitt before. Total GFE for a fee of $100.00 (I paid WAY MORE, in sheer guilt sorry)... She goes to a British School in Lima and is learning Business.When I told her she looked Hawaiian or Asian, she blushed and said all gringos say that!!! She acted as she was my Girlfriend. She speaks decent English which probably had a lot to do with our clicking.... I would gladly pay $500.00 for a night with her again!!! Well, from my laptop in Central Ca. yes, if I could have her beamed over to my place right now- yeah, I would pay $500.00! While she is not a 10 in looks, she has the cutest smile and loving affectionate kiss’s and embraces me like I am her boyfriend of many years. A doll inside and out. She's 5'3" and 110lb huge natural tata'z (yes I gotta pic!!!) I have hung with her every night since night 5. Absolutely KILLER sex. I have "barfined" her 5 nights in a row. The second day I pay my $25 to enter Emanuel at 10PM - opening time and I rush to swig down my 3 drinks and she comments about it. I tell her I want to make love to her all night long! After drinks, no $$ was discussed and She spend most the night with me (it was 5:08 am when she left) and I met her @ 10pm. Unreal passionate service. Very sharp and smart girl! I can't wait for another trip to Peru!

I told Sabrina “you look Hawaiian or Asian.” She replied back with a dull expression “everyone say that.” Gulp! Ups. Sorry. It was such a relief to talk to someone who could speak English.

Sabrina was the best sex I had ever had in my life. This may sound either
sad, ultra kewl, or an exaggeration, but I assure you - I have forgotten what its like to have made love for over an hour and be exhausted in a bliss of joy. My cock was tired. My head planted in her boozums totally exhausted but with a smile on my face - she massages the back of my head (big head not the small head). It was romantic and if I didn’t know any better I would have thought that she really loved me. (sigh). Well, we heald each other for 20 mins or so until it was time to be go and take a shower. She has me protect her from the water interrupting her hair and I apply the soap to her body and then kiss some more.

With Sabrina, as you can see, I became a PLM on this trip. I spent over $[censored]$ and would have done it again in a heartbeat. Sabrina’s 5 nights of lust and satisfaction of my body, senses and emotions was by far the best part of my trip. I totally fell infatuated with her. As a matter of fact, I still look at her picture, stare at her email/cell number - but what am I going to do ? Call her? Shit! I am with reality that I am just a client, probably a very generous client that was very gentle and kind to her - but damn. If there was ever one girl I have met in this P4P game, Sabrina would by far be the girl I would play the Fiancée Visa game with. When you stare in a lovers’ eyes, there is chemistry - sometimes it is intense, other times it is one way, and yet other times it is only one on low beams. I think about how Sabrina would mumble “you’re a [censored, too ultra PML’ish sweet nothings] and if our chance meeting was in other circumstances…maybe just maybe… no. This is her job and she is a master at it.” So yes, Sabrina, broke threw my emotions. I let her. I miss holding her. I miss telling her “I’m coming.” and her kiss my lips not in a rushing way, but in a gratuitous way- she and I were on the same beat. I can not put into writing how compatible out aura’s were. We talked about family and the future. She was the perfect rent-able girlfriend. I felt like I knew her for ever. I know I am being “mushy.” and all that- but Sabrina melted me. Also, this was in a time of my life when I needed a winner.

Please do not pick up Sabrina in March. She and I have unfinished lessons in life to learn - (sarcastic grin) I told her I want to buy her time for a Machew Pichew and or Cusco Trip. She agreed. I still have not got a $$ amount, but have an idea how much it will set me back. I don’t know - privately some people have recommended dumping this travel for an exclusive girl, but I know we are two different souls in different life’s. I won’t marry her. But I can pay for the fantasy to be long lost lovers exploring a romantic and exotic destination for the first time.

Looking back, I was with 5 girls. 30-45 min blow jobs were such a blessing; almost like being backstage with Metallica!! Nah, nothing is as good as that- but Sabrina did exactly what I was told Thai’ girls were about - and that is they treat your body as if it were a piece of candy.

Now, let me step back and resist my PLM ways and for the benefit of my readers explain some logical reasons why Sabrina gave me good service. 1) I told her I was in town for 5 more nights, I told her I would pay extra for a good experience, I noticed Emmanuelle was slow - there was probably 40 chicas on average per night, but only maybe 15 - 20 men - and only 5-10 guys had “dates.” A lot of the guys would stay with their other bud’s watching the shows and or brushing off the girls offers. In short, IMO it was a buyers week!!! I also noticed NO bar fines going on, maybe because I missed it, but I did not see many couples leave the place. And next, I do indeed treat all these ladies as women first! Prostitute second. Yeah, I know it’s a job - but shit!

On the third night with Sabrina, she asked me to “wake her up” at 6am so she could check in with the Club and head back to her home. I was honorable and held her into the night after our shower and then gently kissed her awake at 5:55AM. Seeing her wake up and kiss me back in a gentle lovers bundle of joy made me proclaim to myself: I really need a girl friend. Enough of just 30 min sex sessions, I really miss that girlfriend stuff.
Up by 6:05AM - and I went down with her on the elevator and took her to the lobby of my hotel. Goodbye!

I can’t wait to go back there for more hot steamy sex. I can only imagine of other Emmanuelle girls give this kind of service. Did she really like me? Is that even significant? I know the true test is - did I get it for free. Well, no I did not, but the service was killer.

Photos: Sabrina 04 05 06 07 08 09

Day 10:

The guy I met in Pizza Alley the day before told me I had to try out Club 69. I wanted to. His description was very lustful. But I knew I would regret not seeing Sabrina one last time. I had not said goodbye and quite frankly, did not want to let go of a sure thing. I could go on a hunt for something new, or I could have Sabrina. I made my mind up that I would go to Emmanuelle 1st thing at 10PM - their opening time and greet Sabrina. Well I did and was approached by another chica that was just a doll face to look at. She started talking to me and asked the usual stock questions; then I said “Me es aqua por me novia de la noche Sabrina..” She understood and than said no problem and that Sabrina was a friend of hers. So we chit chatted until my girlfriend came walking down the club and planted herself on my lap. This instance was when I knew I had a problem - my feelings had taken-over. I shut my eyes and just heald her right there in the bar. I did not even drink my beer! I was in love. I don’t even remember the other chica leaving. All I remember is Sabrina being with me. She ordered her 1st drink and we “talked.” It was my last night in Peru. I knew my fantasy would end and I could not take her with me. She laughed at me being there at 10PM (opening time) and said - “now I have to take clothes off again for you so soon.” This is because the girls have the Adilitas type lingerie to wear in the club, but when they exit, they will go back stage and dress in civilian wear. Just like Adilitas and Chicago Club. And considering my hotel was walking distance from here, she could have just met me there instead. Oh well… I know it’s her job; and wouldn’t want her breaking rules. This final night was as you can imagine - all mushy and tranquil. Note how many times I use that word “tranquil.” Sabrina gave me her patented 45 min BBBJ which by day 10 my 1 eye tough-guy was very accustomed to go into battle and working overtime. We kissed, I DATY on her luscious pink entry point and I bear hug her into the night. We slowly make love for a long time until my fat ass’s legs are shaking from exhaustion. She rides me cowgirl and I cum with her on top. She and take a long shower (well, maybe 12 mins), then we go back to the bed. I knew this was my last time I would get to hold my lover. I gave her more kisses and massaged her back. Then by the time she needed to get back to the club I was a schmuck and gave her an extreme tip. Oh well, she earned it! I took one last picture of her and one last kiss, then went back to my room, jumped on the bed, planted my face in the pillow and cried into the night. I then got up and slammed all the Frio Bar mini shot bottles of Whiskey and Gin. Just kidding, I didn’t really do that. I drank a Coke a Cola instead.


CONCLUSION:

In retrospect I really need to get a girlfriend here in California. It’s been way to long since I was able to have such a great time being mushy with women. I admit that the best in TJ girls do not touch what I was able to get right out of the box in Peru. This experience is like the re-birth I have read about with TJ mongers who go to Thailand or Philippines or Colombia. I will continue to go to TJ because I like the atmosphere, the beerz and the FOOD! but 30 mins or even an hour for $120 with a 2 min shower can not compete for a $100 for 2 hr [2hr minimum the way I see it,] a shower and a time to cuddle. If you do not like kissing, cuddling, back rubs, mushy fondling etc. I am kewl with that. You might want to skip Peru in this case. The girls are affectionate, sweet and loving. They like to touch. They are not afraid of your body. Although I did not experience this myself- I would bet a Metallica shirt off my back that if you A) Speak fluent Spanish, B) Can be reasonable clean cut in appearance and dress well C) Are polite and a gentleman. That I bet you can get “sessions’ for gratis! (For free)! I really mean this. No, not at Emmanuelle, but at Pizza Alley and LarcoMar and maybe Tequila Rocks. I think my thick 30 Y/O would have tapped me for way less than $100.00 - but I would bet if you have all 3 requirements down, you can play this game for free! But for those of us who are not Brad Pitts’ - and can speak a little Spanish, there is a whole other world out there where the girls have great attitudes and offer stellar service. I only wish I was closer to this land of milk and honey!

Cheerz!

MB

Looks like Lima hooked you. Good trip report.

Great report Boots. A couple of observations:

* There is so much P4P action in Lima, it is a buyers' market everywhere.

* I am surprised at your reports of gorditas at Tequila Rock. I am a fan of spinners, and have never had a problem there. If you search my photos, both 'random hooker' and 'TR1, 2, and 3' all came from Tequila Rock and they seemed to be the norm. I guess it must have been the Christmas holiday.

* The girls really make you want to go home and get a girlfriend, don't they? You hit it on the head -- they're girls first, and hookers second.

* You are right about scoring with regular girls. All it takes is a little Spanish (that they can understand), and being polite. For anything longer than a week visit, it would be like shooting fish in a barrel.

* As to taking Sabrina to Cusco, if you set it up with her before you leave the states, she should be able to get the time off from work. Then if you airplane, hotel, feed, and (a little) dress her, you will be amazed by the pittance in cash you will give her at the end. By that point, she will be more uncomfortable taking the money than you will be paying it. Yes, they're working, but they believe the fantasy as well. The concept of not being kind and loving has never occurred to them, and if it did, they would dismiss it as a bad idea. That's why they do such a good job. Note that a 3 or 4 day trip to Cusco/Maccu Piccu for two will NOT be cheap.

I think the reason that Lima doesn't get its props in the international P4P community is that there is no real 'ground zero', like the Blue Marlin, or the Zona in TJ, or (I presume) Help and the area right outside it in Brazil, etc. Stuff is everywhere, but if 10 guys went together, where would they go to shoot the shit without looking like a bunch of Gringos here soley to plunder their women?

I'm glad to see some restraint -- you're holding off until March to return. I'm going the first weekend in February, if you can't wait.

(Message edited by rtgooch on January 10, 2006)

Inside Garden Hotel

Garden Hotel Regulations

Looking twards Emmanuelle

View from Hotel of Lima


Downtown San Isidro


Miraflores Park


Iglesia Central Miraflores



Waitresses


LarcoMar



Outlooking LarcoMar


ColectivosBusses

Hey guys, I LIVE here and I will tell you, your TR experience was because most the girls go home to their families for christmas. I go to TR twice a week, and rarely do I fail to find my desire for the night. I will walk in looking for a tall flaquita, look for 10 minutes, chat one up, and we are home in 5. I live a $2 taxi ride from the place. Last time there I was busy picking up a tall blonde (my requirement for the night) when a beautiful girl walked up to the bar and I told the blonde, maybe next time. Five minutes later I was out the door with Karen, check the photos in the multimedia section or under my collection. The only girl I have taken out of there more than once is the one I dubbed Japeruana, I took her a second time because of her tits, just loved em. Her pics give you a good idea. Metal RT, we just gotta hook up. I have been asking a couple girls about the orgy scene here, and I am ready for a full room full of latinas. Soy un Chico Malo!

Thanks for a great report. Lima looks like a beautiful city. Be careful with Sabrina, this was your real overseas trip. There might be more attractive and more affectionare Sabrinas around the corner. I greatly enjoyed your writing and could feel what you went through being a TJ vet myself.

Wow....What a great report. As a sucker for the GFE I better watch out for Lima!. I want to jump on a plane tommorrow and fall in "lust!"
I will definitely put Peru on the agenda as my Spanish improves.

Metalboots, great report, and your obvious enthusiasm for the place shows through in many places. Could've used a little editing, but so could almost everything ever written.

As Athos says, be careful reading too much into any 'relationship' with a girl you meet early on in your mongering travels as the emotional attachment usually seems to be very one-sided on the guy's part. You mention that she failed the test as to whether or not you were getting it for free, but for ME, albeit not knowing dick-all about Peru or the place that she worked, it doesn't sound good that she was leaving every morning by 6 AM and that the only way you could see her is by taking her out of her bar. That makes it seem like things were quite professional between you, though I could be waaaay wrong about that.

Did I read correctly that you were paying 25 USD per person to get into clubs in Lima? If so, that's a pretty insane cover charge. And then you were paying to get into a VIP area on top of that? If these prices were actually in soles, please indicate that.

Thanks for writing about your trip and letting us share in your adventure.

Porker,

Editing. Yes. It was either I upload it now or wait a long while. I had running info, misc notes, then came back and made my report, then tried to hybrid all the info togeather. I took too long to spell check and then did not proof read until just yesterday. Some obvious words changed by spell checker to something else that means something else. Damn! Also, I CUT OUT LAS CURCADAS GIRLS 2 and 3!! Then I "looked" on my computer for those reports. Couldn't find them. Damn! My fault!

My business is hoppin' and since I landed I have been "busy." And my zest was indeed alive in my raw reporting - then when I edited it,here at home I got borred. So sometime soon I'll post about Las Curcadas chicas 2 and 3.

Sabrina is a professional. She was not and is not a probabable girl friend. I paid her to act as one and fill this void. As RT-Gootch said above; Girls First - Prostitutes Second. I do still think about her every hour. I do want to get back there asap. I ignored the unknown member who PM'ed me to ask for her Cell Number!?!? Don't worry. I won't loose the farm.

Yes $25.00 cover for the dance clubs I went to. By LarcoMar, and some other unknown one (might have been Plantnum?) - and was accompanied by Kathy. I assure you Porker, as an audiophile who knows music and stage/logistic requirements for a club to sound good. These places ROCKED!!!!!

Thanks too all reporters' who share their experiences. Writing a TR and making it "flow" is time-consuming. Secondly, thanks to Hombre/Admin for "editing" my pictures into my report.

Next trip - I'll again bring my laptop and go with the "Chronicles Day One, day two, etc." style - because this will be easier and enable me to report in my Raw Bareback Wayz! Kewl?

(Message edited by metalboots on January 13, 2006)

Excellent report Metalboots. After months of research I am headed to Peru for the first time two weeks from today. I have very high expectations and will take a copy of your report to go along with my rearch.The excitelment is building.rbc100

Metalboots,

Excellent TR. I have an opportunity this summer to go to all over Central America for 3-4 weeks on a working / p4p vacation. It is with such great TR's as yours and others that I feel much more confident going it solo.

Thanks again,
Rosinate

Good job Metalboots, it's good to read that you enjoyed yourself.

For anyone interested, the itinerary I posted is at this link. I designed it as one to maximize enjoyment for a short trip. Note that Emmanuelle and Las Cucardas are both recommended for Day 1 (assuming one arrives in the day, otherwise just Emmanuelle). The more popular high-end clubs should run strong to at least 3am. If you are getting out really late, then the first stop should be Tequila Rock where at least a few ladies will be available to probably 5am or so.

On your return trip you should visit El Trocadero at least once, at least for the surreal experience. I wasn't sure if Las Cucardas would be clean enough for you, Troc is less so but less expensive with a few gems among many coals. Be sure to read up on the topic on CH because foreigners are advised to be cautious here.

As one who has spent time with Sabrina, I can state that she's one of the better providers, but only one of a substantial number of others. You can check out my photos of Sabrina, they are #'s 21396-21400. I recommended Emmanuelle the first night so that you would have time to visit with ladies at other high-end clubs if the price was acceptable. Other top recommendations are Club 69, Moonlight, Casanova and Platinum. After that I also like Scarlet and a few others that can vary in quality of selection.

Looking forward to reading about your return

Hahhahhahhahaaahahhhahahhahh. What a coincidence! Maybe it is a sign that you too were with Sabrina. Well, when I go back; I think I will be Emmanuelle Exclusive. But thanks again... hahah what a trip.

" I finish and she calls out "Reekoo, Reekoo," - hahahaha. "

She was probably saying "Que Rica, Que Rica." Literally it means "How Rich" but it is another way of saying "Awesome Dude!"

Thanks for the great report. Now you gotta try Medellin!

radio

Great TR as usual.

However I am quite surprised about the prices you pay for these girls from the club.

I would think less than $100 for 2 hours. You should try Buenos Aires as girls and pricing are much cheaper w/GFE plus the European look. Except for Blacks where pricing is ridiculous.

Mi amigo
Excellent report!
But how could you turn into a PLM so easily?
LOL! Just ribbing you.
Glad you found yet another place where Latina babes abound.
Too bad I lost contact with a good friend here in LA as his wife is from Lima and her beautiful English speaking sister moved back there about two years ago. She would be a good person to hook up with to get a lay of the land so to speak.

Pecs
How goes it?
I always wanted to go TO BA then my desire waned just a bit when I started seeing how the websites and the actual pics of the girls were very far apart in age and looks.
I feel Lima chicas are much younger then the BA girls who in actual photos seem to look ten to 15 years older.

However the BA website is one of the best in the world and the pics on the Ba website look hotter and my type whereas the chicas on hot Peru look really young and more like SGs than the AB hotties I like.

Lima and BA are both pretty cities just for regular vacation as well.
No lose situation.

(Message edited by maximus743 on February 08, 2006)

(Message edited by maximus743 on February 08, 2006)

A quick note to be careful with "kathy" (her real name begins with a K as well). I had an on-off thing with her for quite a while which was fun and wild, but she wierded out on me one day and became very vindicative and nasty. She actually runs the agency you got her from (and another- that's why her phone rang so much)and goes out if she's missing girls or has the itch particularly for a foreigner. good/great lay as indicated but don't make the mistake I did of going back to that well too often.