INTRO
Ok. Let’s make this simple. So far this year I’ve been to the DR (2x), Colombia (3x), Argentina (2x), Mexico (3x), Brasil, and Venezuela and but this was my first trip to Peru. First off I’d like to thank RT and Vladimir for their excellent field work in preparing me for the trip and Lance for the in country support. It was definitely valuable…now on to the story.

I left for Lima on July 7. As I sat in Miami airport waiting for the departure and scanned the crowd..shit I know that guy. I went over and introduced myself again. It was Lance who I had met back in Colombia in February. It turns out that he was finally moving down to Lima permanently after 20+ trips to Lima in the past two years. He is also planning on opening a place for the monger that wants to visit Peru in the next few months. We chatted a little to catch up and headed out for Lima. The flight arrived in Lima went by quick – despite sitting next to a 4 month old who would occasionally cry. Whenever he started crying his mom would ask, “quieres leche” and proceed to begin breast feeding. I smiled as I imagined how often I would be the one saying “quieres leche” over the next couple of days, albeit in a different context.

Upon arriving in Lima I met up with Lance it baggage claim and exited the airport. He gave me the low down on taxis – everything is negotiable – and we went out to help me with a taxi, finally finding someone to get me to the hotel (Residencial Las Americas) for $33 soles.

I arrived at the hotel about 11pm and they had my reservation on file which I had worried about. I had just made the reservation by internet the day before using go2peru.com (highly recommended) and was able to get a junior suite for $50 night. Of course as soon as I made the reservations it told me that they would get back to me within 48 hours to confirm so I had to talk with them live and make sure they expedited the process, which they did. The hotel was nice. It is located right next to Calle de Pizza but they put in a room on the 10th floor. High enough up that I was away from most of the street noise. Actually it really doesn’t matter because when I sleep I sleep.. the only thing that wakes me up is the women. Also when I asked about internet access they said it was available and is no charge but I would need to come down in the morning to get a DSL modem installed, sure enough picked up a DSL modem the next day and had high speed the rest of my stay there.

After unpacking I changed clothes and headed out. I walked through Pizza alley a few times as well as around the park trying to get my bearings, getting a few propositions from some pretty rough looking women. As I circled the park I walked by Tequilas which I knew I needed to check out but after a quick meal. I headed back to Pizza alley and set down for an order to ceviche – when in Lima… of course I later came to find out that Peruvians don’t eat seafood at dinner. You eat it at lunch and have meat for dinner. Oh well it was still very good and reasonably priced. Having some decent food with me it was off to Tequila Rocks.

Tequila Rocks
$20 Soles cover charge which includes a drink
I walked into Tequila and grab a drink at the bar while surveying the action. The layout reminded me a bit of LDV (CTG) or Juan Pablos (BOG) – dance floor, bars, etc. Most of women were in the 6 range and often a bit of the chubby side. The selection reminded me of a bar in TJ but in TJ there are typically more hotties in the mix. I walked around a bit to see if I was missing anything. As I stood around Katya approached me and I chatted with here for awhile, hoping something good would come about. I was still early, around 12:30 so I could wait around for some better action. As I waited a few better looking women showed up. I was thinking that I maybe this would work. Katya continued talking with me asking if I wanted to leave with her, etc. She seemed allright – tight enough body and ok face. Eventually she told me it would be $100 for the night. Now the great thing about Tequila and most other bars I found is the female/male ratio is very favorable for negotiations. I played off here request and waited around a few minutes before countering with $60. As in I’ll give you $60 and you can leave with me right now or you can try to find someone else. She was back with her jacket within a minute.

We arrived back at the hotel at 2am. The hotel had here sign in and she filled out her info but they didn’t ask to see an id. In the room I asked about that and she said that she had it with her and offered to show me. I figure the offer was good enough so I let it go.

We then proceeded to have a variety of sessions. She had a tighter body that I would have believed with some ok C sized implants. Everytime we finished I went to lay down and possible go to sleep but she wasn’t having that. Additionally she kept laughing at the music or sounds from the street below. I started to think this chick was on drugs. Maybe she just wasn’t used to going to sleep that early. Finally after 3 nuts she let me lay down at about 5am to get some sleep, only to be awakened at 7am. Ok I can’t remember if I woke her up or she woke me but then she told me she was a vampire (her words, not mine) and went under the sheets to and show me – BBBJ. Luckily no teeth were involved. That proceeded with another session and a little more rest by 9am I was ready to boot her out so that I could get some sleep myself but now she wanted to sleep so we got another few hours of sleep followed by another session (and nut #5). She left around 11:30 am.

I remember reading a post from Radioman that you need to practice leche management which I often do when I’m in MDE and was wondering if I was going to have a problem later on….

Saturday
It was already mid-day and I was hungry so I headed out to get a bite to eat, do some shopping for trinkets, etc. After returning to the hotel I called Lance to see what he was up to and the plans for this evening. He said to stop by the apartment this evening and we would go out to dinner. It was now 4pm and I hadn’t had any in over 6 hours so I decided to head out to Relax & Vida which had been highly recommended in past reports. Upon arriving I sat down in the living room area and started talking with all the girls – all were very cute and highly entertaining and in the 7-8 range. As soon as I was about to select one she excused herself because she had a prior commitment - this happened a number of times. Apparently I was too slow to decide and the girls get lots of phone calls for appointments. I finally had a discussion with the madam on who is/isn’t available and that there were only 2 girls still available but they were all out of rooms. If I wanted to select one of the girls she promised an equally nice environment. I declined and already had a dinner commitment so told her I would come back tomorrow. Which I certainly intended to do but it just didn’t work out.

I headed over to Lance’s apartment in Barranco where he lives and we headed out to grab a bite to eat. Barranco is a beautiful tranquil area of Lima. We ate at Rokys (sp) and ordered a parrilla of chicken, beef, and pork – more than we could hope to eat on our own. After dinner I was still a quite tired from the night before but told him I was going to head out and see if I could find something else and perhaps we could do something tomorrow. Arriving back in Pizza alley I scoped out the scene… a few more folks here and there but nothing that caught my interested. I spent some time talking with one of the taxi drivers about various locations and asked how much per hour. We agreed on $20 soles/hour and headed out. Yes, I overpaid a bit but whatever…off to Las Cucardas. Dany the taxi driver told me about all his favorite places – 69, Moonlight, Emmanuel, etc. but I wanted to go to Las Cucardas to check it out myself as I had heard so much about it. It is located in an industrial section and took about 25 minutes to arrive from Miraflores. Entry fee is $20 soles which includes a ticket and condom (tickets are valued at $10 soles and you give them to the girls, condoms $2 soles).

The details on Las Cucardas are covered elsewhere in other reports. It was an experience – hallways with typically decent looking girls all looking for you to come in and lots of guys standing in the hallways, typically clumped together or in a line waiting their turn for one of the more popular girls. After circling a few times I went to the bar for a drink and checked out a strip routine on stage. I then circled back and found one I liked… don’t recall her name but she was from Ecuador and mentioned she had only been here 2 days. I said lets go to the room was busy but apparently her and a girlfriend, also from Ecuador, were sharing a room and her girlfriend was using it. We went back to the bar for a beer and to chat. After finishing the beer we came back to the room but her friend had finished and already found another client – occupied again. After asking around she found another girl who would let us use her room for a bit. She was fun and provided an excellent CBJ. One thing I noticed about her and some other girls in Peru is that shaving the bush is not as common here as in other countries. After a nice session I made a few new circles observing who was around and chatting with some of the girls, eventually returning to the bar. A show had just started and it was a very good choreographed routine with 2 guys and one girl in skeleton costumes dancing under black light. It lasted about 10-15 minutes. After the show I went back out to find my taxi driver. Looking around I didn’t see him and was worried he might have headed off or was inside the club. Turns out he was asleep in the cab. We headed back into town and he asked where to next. It was late so I decided to call it a night. I made it back to the hotel around midnight (2 hrs for the taxi) and finally got a good night’s sleep, waking up around 8:30 am.

WORLD CUP ACTION
Sunday was the world cup. After waking up and grabbing a bite to eat I called up Lance to touch base. I told him my plan was to watch the World Cup but that first I needed to move over to the Marriot. The Marriot is a nice hotel and the price was reasonable for a hotel of it’s caliber but there are a lot of good inexpensive hotels in Lima so in general I wouldn’t recommend it for mongering unless you are as spoiled as me. Lance showed up and we went over to some sports bar about 2 blocks east, back towards Miraflores. The bar was packed for the game – you would never be able to find a place this packed in the US for the world cup. After the game we walked up to Calle de Pizza to check out the scene. There were lots of folks dressed in France and Italy shirts with appropriate face paint. We had a quick drink and checked out the scene. A variety of cars full of people were driving down the main street waving Italian flags in victory. I was surprised to see so many Italian fans in Lima. Don’t know if they were Italian or simply just fans to be fans and do something fun… but they did have the flags with them. Sunday is usually a slow day with P4P places open so we agreed on Las Cucardas. We arrived at Las Cucardas around 6pm and while it was still $20 soles to enter you received a ticket for a free cuba libre and a $3 soles coupon for that you could use for drinks at the bar or off future entry fees.

Since this was my second time at Las Cucardas I was much more comfortable with the vibe of the place and bsing with the girls. Lance and I chatted with two that were neighbors and they asked if we wanted to go in together. Yes, all 4 of us in one room that way we could get a chance with both of them. They proceeded to egg us on a bit…”What’s wrong.. you aren’t embarrassed are you… Come on. It will be fun.” We declined. After circling a bit more I selected a little spinner with a tight body. She was fun – good to talk with and provided GFE. Of course she also told me how much she liked me and that she would love to have to a kid with me. So maybe it was more like a GF than a true GFE but she was fun nonetheless. We also chatted about her work. It turns out that she works 7 days a week. She works the “day shift” from 10am to 2am 6 days a week. Yes, 16 hr. days. And on Sundays she only works 12 hrs. Wow! At least she has a good work ethic. After finishing I went looking for Lance who happened to be occupied. After meeting up we decided we should take advantage of our time there and go back for a “Ticket Doble” – another ticket for the girls for $10 soles and $2 soles for the condom. My second time I circled again a few times before finally making my decision. You have to circle and wait a few times because you never know who may be available in the next few minutes. This time I select a little thicker girl with a great ass. Another great session and really liked the reverse cowgirl – of course I always do and more so if I have a great ass to look at. After finishing with her I went to find Lance again. He was still busy so I walked around a bit and chatted with a few more girls, including the first one that Lance sessioned with. She suggested that I should teach him a lesson and go with her or wait until he was finished and she would take us both. I declined. After meeting up with Lance again we had to decide what was next and since we were here I decided to go back to back to the booth for another “Ticket Doble” and condom.

Now what were me and my new ticket going to do… after circling a few times I decided on another spinner. She was named Cielo (Sky). I had watched her dance twice in between sessions and decided a should give her a try. Bad choice. It started with a CBJ and I started to rub her and she would push my hands away. Eventually she got on top and was very uninspiring. I decided to switch into missionary and give it a go. She kept her head turned to the side and wouldn’t look at me. Now I normally wouldn’t have a problem getting a 3rd nut within an hour and a half but that would be someone who was minimally interested. Eventually I was more annoyed with her behavior than focused on trying to get my nut and decided to give up. She asked what was wrong and maybe I should have waited a while longer and of course I responded – what’s wrong with you. She explained that this was her first and last day there and she didn’t like the place nor the room. The room was close to the bar area and therefore very noisy. Typically she works in strip clubs and in used to hotels and we should go to my hotel right now and she would make it up to me. I asked her when she was leaving and said right now. I had no reason to believe that I would get a much better session back at the hotel so I declined.

We were ready to call it a day/night so grabbed a cab and headed back to the hotel. On the way to the hotel we came up with a better idea – Tequila Rocks. We arrived at Tequila about 9:15 pm and were the first ones in the place. It was a Sunday and I don’t believe there was any cover – perhaps it was too early. We set down to have a few beers. Eventually folks started showing up very slowly. A few girls, guys, etc. Two cuties sat down a few tables away so we decided to invite ourselves over and chat. We had a long conversation about all the must see places in Peru. They said they were just stopping buy and hadn’t been here before – and that at midnight they heard there was a strip show or something. Non-working girls at Tequilas…right. The waitress came over to ask if we wanted more beers, what the girls wanted to drink, and if we were buying their drinks. No, we are buying our own drinks they replied and seemed rather offended at the waitress for asking that question. Hmm…drinks at Tequila are $10 soles for beers which is pretty expensive. Maybe they weren’t working girls. We continued talking as additional folks rolled in. By the time we left there were a better quality selection at Tequila than Friday. Side note: I often get confused between semi-pros and non-working girls. In fact most of the semi-pros seem to be just looking for a boyfriend which means if you treat them right it can be free. Furthermore I’ve had other semi-pros that I paid and wanted to hook-up with later who told me no can do because now they have a boyfriend. Whatever..
It was about 11pm and the girls had to work tomorrow so told us they had to leave. I also had to work so offered to walk with them a bit. We chatted and walked and one of them pointed out the store she owned – about 2 blocks away. Anyways we said our goodbyes and I was out.

Monday
I had to work a lot Monday but didn’t get the chance to make it out.

THE FINALE
Tuesday was another workday. I hoped to make it to Relax & Vida again but with everything else going on couldn’t work it out. I did have a flight at 6:30 am on Wednesday so I decided that Tuesday night I would not sleep. I headed out from the hotel at about 11pm. First stop – Tequilas. The selection on Monday was again pretty good. I guess the poor selection on Friday was just due to an off night. There was one 9 a few 8s and lots of other decent looking girls “working”. One of the more attractive girls hit me up and asked if I wanted some company. I chatted with here for a while but there was no way I was going to select this early. It was my last night in Peru. After leaving Tequila’s I went over to Calle de Pizza to check out the scene. Ok – but not great. I met Dany the taxi driver again and asked about high-end clubs. Off to Emmanuel. Now he preferred some of the other clubs but Emmanuels has a good selection and about 50 girls. The taxi ride is free because the taxis get a kick-back for the entry but I still gave him a tip. He mentioned he has been at Calle de Pizza for 3 years straight without missing a day of work so hopefully he will see me on the next visit. He seems like a good guy and also speaks pretty good English – of course I always speak Spanish.

Emmanuel
$50 sole entrance fee which includes one drink
Wow $50 seems a bit high but what the hell. It was my last night. My plan was to just spend a little time at Emmanuel and then head out to Las Cucardas for some more fun. Upon entering Emmanuel I was pleasantly surprised. There were lots of attractive women sitting around and very few guys – probably a 2:1 girl to guy ratio if not higher. I sat down, ordered my included drink, and scoped out the action trying hard not too make too much eye contact. I was sitting around for probably 15-20 minutes before the first girl approached me and she had been standing right behind the couch I was seated on. So a very low pressure environment. She bent down to introduce herself and in complete synchronization we said, “Hola, como estas?”…”bien y tu”. I invited her to sit down and she informed me that her name was Daniela. She had been working there about 6 months and previously worked in a hardware store…mental note I need to go to hardware stores in Lima to pick-up chicks. She was probably an 8. Not the hottest in there but had a cute face, great smile... I often make the mistake of picking girls with attractive faces so had to make sure her body was decent – check. We chatted for awhile and asked if I would buy her a drink. I agreed. She asked if I wanted to dance with her and declined but told her she could dance for me. She gave me a nice lap dance including making sure I got a chance to see her tits and put them in my mouth. She sat back down and we chatted some more and started kissing some DFK. I was enjoying this but I wanted to go to Las Cucardas..Emmanuel is expensive. Eventually she asked if I wanted to take her back to my hotel and I replied I wasn’t sure. There were also on room facilities if we wanted to use them. She quoted $100 USD to leave and it would only be for 2 hours. Las Cucardas..Las Cucarcdas…kept running through my mind. After about 15 more minutes of talking and kissing I countered with $80 ( = actually $200 soles and $20 USD). Obviously the female:male ratio was in my favor so I again used this to my advantage when negotiating. She tried to negotiate up with out success and finally decided yes. There was also the $150 soles take-out fee which she had already informed me about so they brought over the bill. By this time we had 2 drinks and the cost of the drinks was credited against the $150 soles fee so I only had to pay $150 soles total. Off to the hotel. We left a 2am so she needed to make it back by 4am. We arrived at the hotel about 2:10am and headed up to the room. The folks at the front desk didn’t raise any eye as we walked in – in fact we headed straight up to my room which is not always the best approach. If they are registered then at least the hotel has their info on file to keep them from stealing anything. After getting to my room she asked if she could get ready, coming out 5 minutes later in some nice black lingerie. She had a nice body. Not great but nice. We had a good session but a little quick and she said lets go again. I asked for a little time to rest but she wasn’t having it and proceeded to get me ready to go again. I tried and she put in work but I couldn’t get another nut that quick. Eventually she said enough – no more – and then we decided to rest while I told here that I just needed a little more rest. Initially she said no more but after a little rest a kissing she was up for another go. This time it was a much longer session where I got to finish properly. We chatted a bit more and then she called a taxi and left to get ready to leave. We exchanged numbers which I appear to have lost. She eventually left the hotel at about 3:35 am allowing me enough time to shower, pack, and get ready for my flight.

I was initially a bit frustrated about losing Daniela’s number because she was a fun girl – good GFE. Then I came to my senses. Would I honestly session her again? Well to paraphrase RT -- Probably no but only because there are so many other great options available in Peru.

So how was Lima? Great. Lots of options. Friendly people. The chicks on average aren’t as hot as Argentina (which is my favorite destination) but have better attitudes. Of course it a city of 10 million there are enough hot chicks. And I’m not sure about the general non-pro scene which I would like to check out. I know it exists but was too busy whoring to focus much energy on it.

Kewl Man! Hahaha, hey, once I stepped into Emmanuel I never looked back. Yes the ladies are hot hot hot. Thanks for posting this Peru TR! I think more people ought to check out Peru...

RT here. Great report. Thanks. (How do these guys do a trip report in less than 100,000 words????)

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Also when I asked about internet access they said it was available and is no charge but I would need to come down in the morning to get a DSL modem installed, sure enough picked up a DSL modem the next day and had high speed the rest of my stay there.

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Nice report Dwayne, You definitely hit a couple of my favorite places in Relax and Vida and Las Cucardas. On Tequilla Rocks I myself had very mixed experieces there and sent a couple of girls for a walk when they insisted on money up front and started wanting to change the terms of our deal.
Also on the nonpro scene, I rate it very well good as I have had very good response on and internet dating site and met a couple of really nice women there with opportunities to meet a few outhers I didn't get to first trip.Only drawback is seeing the nopros cuts back on mongering opportunities
Can't wait to get back. I agree with RT on Lima and would like to keep it our little secret. One of the things I like about it in minimal American gringo influence. We have far less obnoxious gringos there than some outher places I go

Great report! Thanks for including the information on the internet service. I'm planning on going to Lima in October and internet is a must have for me since I need to work while I'm there. Of course, I'm sure your information on where to have fun might be helpful as well... ;)

Dwayne: Great trip report with lots of detail...and you made mention of my Leche Management warning...then you said: "so we got another few hours of sleep followed by another session (and nut #5). "

I am just curious...you took the first babe you found who you admit was not that hot and shot 5 loads of cum into her within the first 8 hours of your trip to Peru. None of my business, certainly it is your decision...but I would have saved some of that leche for a more deserving partner. No doubt you would run dry when you found her later on.

radio

(Message edited by radioman on August 05, 2006)

Great report Dwayne,
Headed to Lima for the first time in October with a couple of buddies. We have been to BR, DR, CR, Mexico, and Thailand. Can anyone tell us what we should expect in comparison? We are staying at the Marriott for free by using our points. How far is TR, Pizza Alley and the other joints from the Marriott? Can someone give us a what to do list for first timers. We will be there for 6 days. Would like to get the most out of our 6 days there.

Thanks,
crazykc

RT here.

The Marriott is is a 10 minute walk (or a $1 cab ride) to pizza alley. It is across the street from LarcoMar. All in all, you're centrally located.

I don't know if they're chica friendly or not, but most hotels in Lima seem to be.

As to your other questions, there are eight reports written in the last year and a half by five separate people. They're all chock full of current information.

After reading up, if you have any questions, either start a thread in South America chat, or post on the appropriate thread.

Oh yeah, have fun. Report back.

RT

Thanks RT,

One other question, looking for a nice 4 bedroom condo/apartment in the same area just in case we don't stay at the Marriott. Any suggestions? For four guys that need their own space, if you know what I mean.

Crazykc

RT
I'm new to CH. Where do I find the 8 reports written within the last year?

RT here. Welcome to CH. There's a lot of info here, if you look for it.

On the left of every page on CH there's a list of quick links. Click on 'Trip Reports', then select 'Peru' from the first drop down menu. You'll be good to go.

For an Apartment, this may not be a lot of help, but do a google search on 'Lima Apartment' and try different combinations of Miraflores, Vacation, etc. You can also check Craig's List for Peru -- there's a few there, but I haven't seen many 4-bedrooms listed -- a few 3 bedrooms, though.

If cost is your problem at the Mariott, try the Hotel Boulevard or the Maria Louisa -- there's info for those hotels (and many others) in the trip reports and the Peru discussion section.

Thanks RT

I will definetly use your advice. By the way we were staying at the Marriott for free. Just wasn't sure if the Marriott was chica friendly. We heard that it was???

If you are staying for free, then by all means don't throw away good money on an apartment just for sex. Many other low cost options are available if you have problems with a chica at the hotel. I once posted about a hostel I used when I didn't want a chica in my apartment. It was Hostel Schell at 325 Schell (Ne corner of Schell and Larco), only about a block away from the entrance of TR. It cost me about 10 bucks and I could have used the place all night if I wished.

Once again thanks wxdude

Very informative and interesting report. Sounds like it may be worth a little side trip to Lima one of these days.

Hello Hombres, headed down to Lima Peru in exactly 1 week. Can someone tell me which hotel would be a better choice as of location wise, chica friendly, room size and comfortabilty. Im choosing between hotel Maria Lusia and the Nido Inn. Will be down there with three other buddies. Would like to be in the center of the madness if at all possible.
Thanks,
Crazykc