DAY 1

I’m happy to report that I successfully spend the entire $R600 last night at L’Uomo and I must say I had a great time doing it. My plane landed at about 11:00 AM on Tuesday and it was about 1:00 PM by the time I got to the hotel. My timing was not the best with this trip as it’s right in the middle of the Pan American Games (PAG) and things are pretty busy around Rio. Regardless, I got settled at the hotel and by 4:00 PM I was getting itchy for something to do. I admitted to a few others that despite having lived in Rio in the early 90’s and done my fair share of mongering, I had never actually been to the Termas; a condition that I was determined to set straight on this trip. I actually considered going to Centaurus or Solarium because of the PAG traffic , but most of the suggestions I received recently made me decide to try L’Uomo first. I took a taxi and got to the mall about 5:00 PM and quickly found the Club. The manager at the front desk (Flavia I think her name was) was very helpful and spoke very good English and explained the routine for me when I told her it was my first time there. If I could change one thing about the place it would be to get longer bath robes. What’s up with those things? Talk about feeling a little exposed. But I digress. After a shower and a steam I headed to the boite for a drink and to see what all of the fuss was about. I took a seat at one of the stools at the end of the bar and ordered a JW Black. In hindsight I probably should have stuck to beer or water because drinking Scotch certainly contributed to the size of the bill. Oh well, WTF.

I scoped out the room and counted 15 girls and 5 guys. Good odds. Having never been to LH before (or any other Termas for that matter) I wasn’t sure how they compare, but these were 15 very good looking girls. And there was a nice selection as well. Some blondes, some blacks a few in between. As you can imagine, the whiskey had not reached my stomach before Safira came over and flashed me a big smile. The first thing I noticed was that she had a mouth full of braces on her teeth and I asked her if they were going to interfere with her ability to give good head; she assured me that it would not be a problem. And since we were already heading down the interview trail, I thought I might find out how she felt about anal as well. She freely admitted to being a “completa” and added that she was safado as well. Hell, three for three – so far so good. She was your stereo typical Carrioca with cappuccino colored skin and dark hair. Was wasn’t petite, but she wasn’t big either with a nice Brazilian bunda and wonderful tits. Not large but perfectly shaped. I liked her sales approach as she was not overly aggressive and but paid me some good attention without being ridiculous. Lots of kissing and touching in a very seductive way. Eventually she ran her had up my leg and discovered that Mr. Happy was quite ready for action. This must have gone on for about 30 minutes and I finally had to tell her that I was ready to go to a room with her; she certainly was not in a hurry to close the deal herself. Mind you, once I told her I was buying, she took my key and was off in a flash.

You know, it’s the most awkward feeling when the girl disappears to get ready and leaves you in the boite by yourself. There you are with a hard on that a cat couldn’t scratch down (well, I did anyhow) and no fewer than a dozen girls looking at you with mild amusement knowing full well that you’re unavailable for at least the next 40 minutes. Some of the more forward thinking ones are planning for the possibility that you’ll want to go for another round later and give you a token smile and a wink. There must be some sort of professional courtesy amongst the girls because no one of them came near me while I was waiting for Safira to return. If anything, they all moved further away. By now there were only two other guys in the boite and they were both busy wrestling with girls on the bench seats. The rest of the girls were all chatting to themselves at the far end of the bar, the bartenders were busy preparing to serve the buffet dinner, and there I was sitting on the bar stool trying to maintain some sense of composure and not be too obvious that I had a pup-tent in my lap. Jesus, would it kill these guys to get longer and thicker robes? I smiled and laughed to myself at how I must have looked. Bond……. James Bond. Yeah right – cool and classy…… NOT! I contemplated heading to the lounge to watch the Boxing match that was on TV just to get the hell out of there, but Safira returned and led me off to the room. I asked for an hour so we got a room with a toilet and shower – nice touch. The room was much nicer than I expected and after a quick rinse Safira all over me. She gave a spectacular blow job and surprised the hell out of me with a little rim action. Again – nice touch. After round one, we took a quick rinse together and she brushed her teeth. After some very DFK we settled in for round two which went through the whole play book of positions and ended with some anal – bravo, this girl can perform. As if that wasn’t enough, she offered to give me a good back rub which felt great. When the phone call came I was thirsty as hell and headed for the boite after a quick steam and rinse. It was pushing 7:30 PM by now and I had pretty much convinced myself that I was done for the night. I hadn’t slept all that well on the plane the night before so I was ready to hit the sack…… by myself. After all, this was a business trip and I had meetings the next day starting at 10:00 AM in Centro. I decided to get one more quick drink at the bar and head back to the hotel. All of the seats at the bar were taken, so I got one more JW Black and settled on the bench to watch what was going on. There was still about 15 girls but some of the faces were different and not a dog in the bunch. Safira returned with a friend on tow. They made a bee line right for me and sat down on either side. Without another word, they both stuck their tongues down my throat – at the same time. Now, I can’t hold a candle to some of you more seasoned veterans, but I have been a CH member long enough to know that they were going to try to play the dupla card. And I was going to have no part of it. Yeah, sure. I explained that I was not really interested in a three way but they seemed pretty damn convincing that it would be fun. The last time I did a dupla was back in Moscow a little over two years ago at the Safari Lodge. As I remembered it, I had a very nice time so I decided to throw caution to the wind and give it a whirl. Remember – I had $R600 to burn in honor of my “fuck up” with Miss Monica. (If there’s anyone who actually missed the “lashing” I got from the board on this topic, you can read about it at ClubHombre.com: South America: Brazil: Advice/Questions/Commentary: First time in a long time)

I agreed to an hour and again found myself sitting there in my newly aroused condition. But this time I was on the bench at the end of the boite perpendicular to the length of the room. There was no way in hell I was going to be able to stand up without flashing my dick at everyone in the room so I was kinda stuck there. Me and the girls must have caused a bit of a stir because while Safira and Eduarda (Duda) were getting ready every eye in the room was on me. The dirty looks I was getting from some of the other girls by now were pretty obvious. So there I sat with my hand in my pocket trying not to lose my dignity. Shya, right - like that was an issue by now.

Soon, the girls returned and saved me by taking my hand and pulling me up off the couch thus avoiding a flash show while headed down the hall. Eduarda was bigger than Safira. Not fat, but taller and bigger boned with larger tits. She had the same sort of coloring as Safira but honestly I would not have chosen her on her own. But in a dupla with Safira, she was dynamite. I’ll spare you the penthouse forum details, but these two were a hell of a team. Neither one seemed to have any shyness about sticking their heads in each other crotches. Not at all like the Russians. There was no inhibition here. At one point I had a finger inside each of them rubbing their G-spots while they DFK’ed. For some stupid reason I kept thinking about the Cialis commercial on TV that talked about Priopism (spelling?) or an erection lasting over 4 hours. I was heading in that direction and wasn’t even taking any. I burst out in laughter at the thought and they stopped kissing yanked my hands out of their crotches and simultaneously jumped on me and started tickling me. One of them produced a dildo and threatened to shove it up my ass – it was all in fun of course and we eventually found a good use for the dildo on Eduarda. What a hoot. It was really a great session with a couple of excellent girls with great attitudes. Real pros. We burned through two condoms during that wild hour and there wasn’t much left of me. I was almost relieved when the phone call came at the end of the hour. I staggered back to the shower room and got cleaned. Like an idiot, I decided that I could use one more drink before calling it a night so I went back to the boite. Guess who was waiting for me? That’s right – S&E. I bought them each a drink and we toasted a great session. Safira reached under the robe (more in jest I think) and was trying to see if little Jake wanted to come and play again. I felt a bit of a stir and decided that enough was enough. I downed my drink, gave them each a kiss and headed for the locker room. Might as well save something for the next day. Any of you who have been to L’Uomo have probably been tallying up how much I spent there last night. What I will say is that I used up every bit of that $R600….. and more. But you know what? It was worth every Real. Thanks to the guys who sent me private emails and suggested I make L’Uomo my first Termas experience.

After settling up the bill, I went downstairs to Siqueria Campos and caught a taxi. I checked my Blackberry and noticed that I had a text message and about 5 missed calls during my hours of ecstasy at L’Uomo. Some work friends were telling me that they were going to dinner and were inviting me to join them. By now it was about 10 PM so I gave them a call to see what was up. They were still at Conversa da Fieda (now called Espalunca) on Maria Quiteria so I headed on over to join them for a beer. Well, shit – one thing led to another and by 11:30 PM we were all in a taxi headed for HELP! I don’t know whtat I was thinking but there I was. It must have had something to do with the Pan Am games because HELP! Was crawling with garrotas. One of the guys named Bob comes to Rio every month or so and spends quite a bit of time at HELP! So much so that at least half a dozen girls stopped to say “Hi Bob” and of course it came out “Hi Bobby” , if you know what I mean. Anyhow, Bob didn’t seem to betoo interested in any of them and spent the next hour screwing around with his cell phone and texting someone. One of his little groupies was an interesting girl named Valdenia. She was fairly petite with dark hair but quite fair skin and little to no tits. Before leaving for HELP! I stopped in my hotel room and game myself a few shots of cologne just in case. While Valdenia didn’t do much for me right away, she spoke decent English and kept leaning in to get a deep whiff of my cologne. I found this strangely arousing and by 1:30 AM we were in a taxi headed for the hotel. Un-fucking- believable. We didn’t even talk price. She just sort of invited herself along and decided she would screw one of us when we got back to the hotel. One we got back, Bob decided to go outside for a smoke and Valdenia just sat herself down at the front desk and whipped out her ID card and gave the front desk her CPF or CEP number or whatever the hell it is. I was a little annoyed but also a little impressed with her brass. Anyhow, she followed me upstairs and into my room. As you can probably guess, we had a pretty lively fuck session utilizing just about every piece of furniture in the room. What a little fireball. I was amazed that little Jake was still up for the job but truthfully I couldn't cum for love nor money. By that time I was numb. I finally gave up after about 30 minutes and let her give me a massage. I must have fallen asleep because she woke me up and she was dressed telling me she was going and wanted to get paid. Naturally, I played dumb and said I didn’t realize that she was on the program and just came home with me because she liked me. That went over like a lead balloon so I said I could give her $R153 which was all the reals I had left. She mumbled something about finding a 24 hour ATM but I wasn’t going anywhere. Besides, I told her, I didn’t even cum! Of course, I didn’t tell her that I had been screwing all night at L’Uomo. I’ve turned in to a real rat bastard for making her feel bad about herself haven’t I? Serves her right for not getting the details of the negotiation nailed down before dropping her laundry.

So now it’s Wednesday night and I just came back from a run along the beach in Ipanema. There’s no way in hell that I’m going out tonight after last night’s marathon. Mind you, it’s only 7:30 PM and the night is still young………
Anyone want to take bets? I don’t have a meeting tomorrow until 11:00AM.

Bye from Rio.

Jake

Good recovery from the last trip, RJ! I'm counting the minutes until I arrive on Monday. And my money's on your having gotten laid on Wed.

Boa sorte!

I also had Safira one night and I agree she is worth the trip. Funny thing is I took her when the club was almost closing and had all the staff waiting for me but really wasn't my fault I thought the place was open till 2. Heads up she has a sister that works at 4x4 that goes by the name Jennifer. You can't miss her they look like twins but Jennifer is a year younger. When I say they look like twins trust me down to the braces.

Great report Riojake, girls like Valdenia watch out for brothers it could be another hot honey coming up and not school right thats a plus for us

DAY 2

Good call Bwana -
Until I read your post, I actually considered staying in - what was I thinking? Headed over to Solarium at about 10:00 PM. It was ok. Not great - just ok. Some really nice girls all dressed in sports colors in honor of Pan American Games. There were about 40 girls and it seemed like 30 guys. Pretty busy and a little more crowded that I would have liked. Lots of Brasileiros drinking JWB and having a great time. Hard to find a place to sit and interview. Had to wait 30 minutes for a room. Facilities not as classy as LH, but very nice staff. Hooked up with Paulinha. Nice girl but a bit young. Said she was 23 but I bet she wasn't 21. Smoking body but tits seemed a bit immature. Nipples almost non-existant. BBBJ and mish. Not a very good actress. Very mechanical. Gave her DATY and she almost seemed annoyed. Pretty detached and not really into it. Took her for an hour but should have done 40 minutes. I think I got spoiled with Safira the night before.
How about a price check? Has Solarium gone up? One hour was $R200. Is that normal or is it up for the Pan American Games? The room and 3 chope was $R159.

(Message edited by riojake on July 26, 2007)

So, now it's off to 4X4, right?

Agreed, you gotta hit Quatro.

$R200 per hour is normal but selecting an hour instead of 40 minutes is not normal.

You lucky lucky bastard. I will only be back in Rio in two months and your report makes it feel like years away. Have a great time, I look forward to reading about your future adventures.

DAY 3

As Robert burns said, "The best laid plans of mice and men often go awry...". In true Brazilian style my meeting plans got turned upside down and I ended up in Barra da Tijuca in the afternoon instead of in Centro where I had planed to hit 4X4. So after hitting e-mail for a few hours I decided that it was time to reward myself. And being a creature of habit, I grabbed a taxi and headed for L'Uomo again just to make sure I had not over glamorized it in my head after my so-so experience at Solarium.

I arrived at about 8:30 PM and casually asked the front desk if Safira was working to which the receptionist replied "sim". After a quick steam and shower I headed on into the boite and who should be standing from and center with a big smile on her face but Safira. We got me a beer and we sat and played kissy face for the better part of an hour. About 15 minutes into it, I remembered that Blink had posted that he had had Safira before. You should have seen the look on her face when I asked her if she had a sister named Jennifer who worked at 4X4. Her jaw dropped and wanted to know how th hell I knew. She quickly went on to tell me that Jennifer has a much better body than she does and that I should go and see her. Holy cow - talk about looking out for your kid sister.

We hit the cabine and I prepared myself for a lackluster performance since it was my 3rd session with her after the two on Day 1. However, I was pleasantly surprised to have as enthusiastic a session with her as the first one. She was great. Unfortunately, I forgot my American condoms at the hotel and we had to use Brazilian ones. I'm not impressed - it was like wearing a sack. Won't make that mistake again.

Back in the boite I had one more beer for the road but not before grabbing a quick bite in the lounge. That's a nice touch. When I walked into the boite, the girls were taking turns doing a strip show. Must have been a slow night. I was determined to keep it to one session and not stay out too late so I downed my beer and said goodbye to Safira. I was back at the hotel by 11:00 PM and sawing logs by midnight. Ain't life grand?

I have a business meeting and a lunch in Centro today so I will try to hit 4X4 right at 3:00 PM. Sounds like it gets pretty crowed on Friday nights if I leave it too late. In case it does not work out tonight, does anyone know if 4X4 is open on weekends? If so, what are the hours?

Thanks.

Jake

Not open on weekends. Also, please at least try one of the other TWENTY or so girls working at Luomo.

RJ-
Mitch is right...don't make another newbie mistake by getting locked up with one GP in any termas. Pretty soon the other girls will avoid you as you will be deemed "Safira's property." That's a BAD MOVE. I know it's tempting to stick with the known entity, but avoid the temptation. If nothing else, stop going to L. There are a few other termas in Rio

Listen to the boys, they're steering you right. Safira is not the only girl in Rio who can fuck and suck.

Thank God.

4x4 will get crowded around 7pm to 10:30 or so. It's packed between those hours as the Brazilians come in for the free strip shows. If you can stand the crowd, they'll do a shower show around 9:30 or so. 2 or 3 girls sucking each other off in the shower. It's good clean fun.

Last night was packed.

Oh, and Jennifer gets embarrassed about fucking guys who've fucked her sister, so her sister is fucking with her. It'd be funnier if you only tell her about Safira afterward....

DAY 4
This trip just keeps getting stranger. But it's also getting better and better. I was about to go into a meeting mid afternoon on Friday and my Brazilian phone buzzed with a message. It was Jennifer (Safira's sister) telling me she was working tonight and that she was looking forward to meeting me. Holy crap - after Gibletpie's post I was getting ready to play it quiet with her. But despite my best efforts I just could not cut the meeting short and was not done until well after 5:00 PM. I did not really want to fight with the Friday afternoon crowd at 4X4 so I texted Jennifer and told her I would see her next week.

At 8:00 PM I hooked up with a buddy for dinner in Ipanema. We were going to have a bite and head down to Rio Senerium to check out the action and then make a pass by HELP if necessary. We were just settling up the bill about 9:30 and some British expats came by and invited themselves to join us. One of the expat wifes was getting drunk and busting my balls about not being concerned enough about the plight of child poverty in the Favelas. Give me a fucking break.Finally, at 1:00 AM I decided that I had had enough, excused my self, walked back to the hotel, grabbed a cab and told him to take me to HELP. I immediately regretted the decision because the place was packed. I mean wall to wall packed. A very young crowd with all kinds of young guys with their tongues handing out. I think the athletes from the Pan Am Games must have been on the loose since most of the events were over. I found my way to the bar and got a drink. Talk about feeling a little out of place.

After no more than 2 minutes, I made eye contact with a gorgeous young thing with long blond hair (not natural) wearing a white dress that showed off spectacular tits. She walked overy and introduced herself as Grace Kelly. I just about spit my drink out when I heard her name and she wanted to know what was so funny. Where do I start? I pointed to her tits and asked, "silicone"? With out skipping a beat, she replied, "Nao, naturale". Then she pointed to my crotch and asked "Viagra"? To which I replied, "Nao, naturale ". That seems to break the ice as she went on to tell me she was an accounting student from Belo Horizonte here on July vacation. In fact, she had a 9:00 AM flight on Saturday. Noticing that I looked at my watch and seeing that it was now well after 1:30 AM, she told me that if I want to fuck her that we had better get going or I will not get my money's worth. Damn, what are they teaching Brazilian accounting students these days? We settled on $R180 plus $R20 cab fare for her to get home and we were out the door. Talk about quick turn around. Once in the taxi I asked her how old she was. She told me 21 and I remembered that you guys said that these girls pad their age. Turns out she was not bull shitting because I saw her CFP card when she registered and her DOB was 1986! And her name turned out to be Gleycie Kelly ______ dos _____. I think her parents had a sense of humor too. This little Minas had spectacular tits. So much so that I had to do a thorough inspection to convince my self that they were not fake. Definitely large C to D cup and firm as could be. Flat stomach and wonderful bunda. After round one, It dawned on me that I am going to be in BH on Monday night (for business) so if nothing else pans out, I could set up a provisional bootie call. She smiled and said she was up for it and that she would give me a good discount if I saw her in Belo Horizonte. This girl had a sense of humor that was delightful. She was definitely competent in bed but lacking some of the more professional skills of the Termas girls. No matter, she was sweet and felt very nice to be with in a GFE sort of way. We fell asleep around 3:30 AM and woke to her alarm at 6:30 AM. We toyed with the idea of a morning after sesson, but she need to hit the road to catch her flight and I wasn't sure little Jake would cooperate. We exchanged phone numbers and made a tentative date for Monday in BH. Brilliant. She was out the door by 7:00 AM and I slept till 9:00 AM. It's pissing with rain in Rio today and I'm wondering what opportunities will present themselves today.
More to come....

Jake

Friday is often the slowest day of the week at the Centro termas since the guys need to get home to family to kick off the weekend.

Jake,

My handle comes from Jack Nicholson's character in Chinatown: JJ "Jake" Gettis. If you and I were ever to meet up in a monger destination we could invoke the sequel: Too Many Jakes!

Seriously, I am enjoying your near real time reporting which is interesting 'cause you are getting good advice from members while it is not too late to deploy.

I can't pass much onto you, except I like Terma 65 in Centro which is very close to 4x4. They all change from day to day, so if you are disappointed in quatro then buzz over to the Frog (The logo of 65)!

Fuck one for me.

jj

HALFWAY THROUGH DAY 5
Well it's still bloody well pissing with rain. So, what to you do in a raining day in Rio? You guessed it, I went to Solarium at opening time. Well, 3:40 PM - close enough. It was a totally different atmosphere from Wednesday night. Very casual and fun. It was a like a blond fest. Lorraine was not working so I was not able to road test the now famous Termas Princess, but I did gravitate to Juliana rather quickly. Wow - what a hottie. Not big tits but a dynamite ass and lean features. Near - washboard stomach and hip and public bones that form that irresistible place on which to rest your head. Probably the best BBBJ I have ever had. Lots of slurping noises and lapping (shiver). Opted for the 40 minute Cabine as the only suite was occupado. Pounded for all I was worth to get the second round in before the telephone bell. Perfect timing as Juliana cheered with glee. What a great sport she is.

By now, I was getting tunnel vision from not enough sleep and too much sex. As I got my robe back on, Juliana said that I need to rest for a few hours so that I could build up enough strength to give it to her up the ass later on. Christ - how the hell do you refuse a challenge (invitation) like that?

I've been invited to to out to Niteroi tonight to see the USA vs. Brasil Volleyball final on TV and eat some Fejuada and fondue (lethal combination). I have a few bottles of JW Black left from my Duty Free shop run so it should be some fun tonight.

As if that was not enough, Valdinha from Tuesday night called me a few minutes ago and wanted to know if I wanted some company tonight. I told her I was busy and going to party out in Niteroi tonight. She he said she would stay home (rather than going to HELP) and wait for my call around 1:00 AM. I'm having more fun than a 3 pecker'ed goat.

The "other" Jake

Hahahaha, well, Jennifer TOLD me she was embarrassed...sounds like they're actually helping each other out. Contrary to Catacony's advice, Friday is usually one of the busier days of the week at 4x4. While not as busy as Thursday, it can still be pretty packed.

And this Friday was. Just keep in mind that while it may be packed with guys, Most of them will not take girls to the rooms, so they're not so much competition as just "getting in the way."

If you just want to avoid crowds altogether, go in on a Monday or Tuesday. Those are the slowest nights. You can go in early, like around 3, but keep in mind that girls will come in all the way up to around 7pm. So when you get out of the cabine with one, you'll most likely find yourself looking at another, thinking, "Why didn't I see her before?"

IOW, come prepared to do two ;) Or to hang out for a while before screwing. My advice is to hit it around 4, personally, but if you have to hit it afterward, shouldn't be a problem on Mon, or Tues.

I'll be there. Big red-head. Feel free to say Hi ;)

I guess the slow Fridays are more of a 65 thing. I guess the crooked cops and banditos over at 4x4 get home when they want to get home

The lawyers and bankers at 65 don't seem to be around much on Fridays. Then again, these days, nobody seems to be around 65 much.

THE REST OF DAY 5
Went out to Niteroi for a Fondue party at my local agent's house and to watch the Volleyball final between Brazil and the USA - or maybe a better word would be the slaughter. Anyhow, had a nice time in Niteroi. Very nice place despite the fact it was pissing with rain. His son came to pick me up at my hotel for one hour drive to Niteroi. What a hike. After the party, his son was going to stay over so me and a young couple from Flamengo ended up calling for a taxi. I am going to mention this because the ride was hilarous. The car was a near new Volkswagen which was quite nice for a
Brasilian car. It was still pissing with rain and the windows were fogging up pretty fast. I was sitting in the passanger seat while Phillipo and Charlotte were in the back seat. I must have dozed off because I just about shit my pants when the driver hit the brakes and we just about hit another car head on. Not because the driver was just being a Carioca, but because the windows were so fogged that he could not see the lines on the road. I could not understand what was going on because the fan was running full blast. It took me a moment to realize that this idiot did not know how to work the defogger. I asked him if I could try to get the defogger to work as I grew up in a rainy place and had some experience in this matter. He said for me to go ahead but he thought it was screwed. I reached over and switched off the AC, added some heat and diverted the flow to the windscreen. About two seconds later, the windshield was clear as a bell and wewere all breathing a sigh of relief. Only in Brazil.

I dropped off the couple in Flamengo and dialed Valdenia's number. She was still up and waiting for my call. Bonus. I said that I was just a little while off from my hotel and suggested she meet me there in 30 minutes. She arrived about 45 minutes later (big surprise) and we had a few drinks of JW Black on ice. This gal can drink. Any misgivings I had about Valdenia's enthusiasm last Tuesday were put to rest. She absolutely pounded the hell out of me. I called her a fireball on Tuesday and last night she was more like a wildcat. We both collapsed about 3:45 AM and fell asleep. Really nice GFE with lots of stroking, kissey face and whispering in the ear but no mention about money.... again. WTF? But I held my tongue. This morning we woke up about 7:30 AM and engaged in yet another pound session. Yikes! I though it was going to fall off. We got showered and dressed about 9:30 AM and I asked her if she wanted to get some breakfast at Cafeina on Farme do Amaoeda. Have a very nice breakfast and wandered down to the Hippy Fair for a while to buy some trinkets to take home. Still, no talk of money. I have some work to do to prepare for my trip tonight to Salvador so I said that I needed to get back to the hotel. She said she would walk me back and then catch a taxi from the hotel. Sure enough, as I got her into a taxi the subject of payment came up. She is such a sweet kid at 27 with absolutely no clue about how to conduct business. She's a very nice Morena from Fortaleza with very cute freckles, a nice body and a VERY playful attitude. She does not like BBBJ and I don't think she'll do anal, so if you are into those two - you might want to steer clear of her. But if you want a really sweet little thing with a massive smile and a nice pussy who will grind you forever seek her out at HELP.
Oh yeah - in case you are interested I ended up giving her the last $R220 in my pocket. I would have give her more if she would have asked for it in advance. She could take a lesson from my favorite accounting student Grace Kelly.
I have a 10:30 Pm flight to Salvador tonight so I don't have any high hopes for action tonight. Good thing because I think I need a rest for one night.
Jake

Don't let Cat scare you off. I'm much more well known, and liked, than the crooked cops or the banditos ;)

Truthfully, they all mind their own business. I've only ever seen one fight in there, and I was in it ;) Long story....

GP

wow does this bring the memories back - muitas saudades de brasil.
There is ususally one girl you remember more than the others when you get back - Jennifer (with the "P" neclace)is the girl I think of most. I spent quite a bit of time with her but mostly outside in the boite as her friend had her keeping me occupied in the boite to keep other girls away while she was off fucking other guys. Anyway - Jennifer was super sweet and I can only imagine what her and her sister together would be like.

DAY 6

Well I just about died in a fucking plane crash last night. I caught what was supposed to be a 10:30 PM flight from Rio and did not get into Salvador until 4:00 AM after an unscheduled stop over in Aracaju. There was a hell of a storm and we made a very hard landing. All thing considered, I feel rather lucky to be alive. Did not get into the hotel until 5:00 AM. Caught some shut eye and went to meetings from 9:00 AM until 1:00 PM. After that we went to Boi Preto for some Churraso and about 3 bottles of vino tino. You should have seen the size of the waves in the bay. Huge.

Caught another flight (that was late) this evening and just got to the hotel in Belo Horizonte now (11:00 PM). I'm too tired to go hunting at Sagittarius so I just got off the phone with Grace Kelly and she's on her way over. Whom ever invented the term "Bootie Call" is in line for Knighthood or Nobel Prize.

If this horse shit with late flights continues, I don't have a hope in hell of making 4X4 before closing tomorrow night. I think I'll duck out early and catch an early flight back Rio! After all - I have my priorities.

Boa noite

Jake

Good luck with those flights. Things are really fucked up in Brasil's ATC system. Hope to see you at 4X4, but I may stick to the Zona Sul termas today (hit 4X4 and Cancun yesterday). Give me a call when you get in.

I'm loving this quasi real time trip report. Can't wait to hear your report on Quatro. Hint, hint

DAY ????
I have lost track of time altogether. All I know is that it's time to go home. In my last post Grace Kelly was coming over and her 21 year old bones did not disappoint. Although, she did lack a little enthusiasm for session #2. Mind you, waking up to a BBBJ that was unrequested was a nice touch so no real complaints are warranted. I think hanging with you guys online was raising my standards.

Tuesday was non-stop with meeting in BH and caught the 8:20 PM flight to Rio that was (big surprise) delayed. Did not get into a taxi until after 11:00 PM and was not really in the mood to play "beat the clock" with 4X4 so just told the cabbie to take me to the hotel in Ipanema. Halfway back to the hotel I dialed Valdenia to see if she was up for a Bootie Call. Damn it's nice to have options. I'm not sure I was going to HELP either. She admitted that she was thinking of going to HELP anyhow so she made a side trip to the hotel. When I arrived, she was waiting for me in the lobby and since she had been there less than a week ago the night dude just waived her in. After two or three drinks of JW Black each, we were fairly well loosened up and since this was session #3 we were pretty comfortable with each other by now and still again she amazed me with her enthusiasm for sex. Truly Safada. Somewhere along the line I must have told her that I am planning a return visit in November as she was already angling for VIP status. But then again, I would have been disappointed with her if she didn't.

It's a stunning day in Rio without a cloud in the sky in Ipanema. But instead of enjoying the beach, I'm packing for the trip home. Damn - I don't want this trip to end. I'll make some notes on the plane and try to come up with a suitable summary for the trip, check the score card and see how we did.

Later,

Jake

Sorry we didn't catch one another. You're right. The beach was spectacular this morning (just back after 4 hours on Praia de Arpoador with last night's GF).

So it's 2:00 and I need to decide what to do with the remainder of the day. Let's see. Incall? Visit Tatiana in her privê? Hit 4X4 (again? que chato!) or Cancun? L'uomo? No, that was yesterday's first stop. Centaurus? Talvez... I just don't know.

Decisions, decisions, decisions...

For now I'll just crack open a Skol.

Bwana,
I just got home from the airport. Surprisingly I slept all the way from Sao Paulo to Houston. Must be the therapeutic effect of all that sex. Quick summary - 9 days, 10 sessions (12 if you count next morning) 6 different girls and a very successful business trip. Not too damn bad.
More thoughts to come.
Jake

What was your budget for the trip?

flight
hotel
terma session

what was your average overnight session?

Taboojw,

I was there on business (believe it or not) so most of my living and travel expenses were taken care of. Not really a fair comparison to a vacation.

On average, I would say that I dropped about $180 each time I went into a Termas. Don't forget, that first night included a triple-combo so that pushes the average way up. Of course this includes drinks and tips.

Average non-termas overnight session would have been about R$230. But like most of these guys will tell you, I'm a soft touch and tend to over-pay.

Jake