My apologies on delaying this trip report. While I am definitely not Jag, and never would tend to have the literary prowess of him, it has taken me a while to get this into the computer because of various things. This report is from events of July 2007, and was taken from my notes on that trip.

Random notes on travel around Brazil:

Iguassu: A beautiful place. Not many facilities at falls only 1 hotel. I did not try the city for action or the surrounding border towns. The guide said the city has about 300,000 people.

Manaus: Stayed in an Amazon lodge. Can be somewhat primitive and isolated. Did normal tourist stuff, meeting of the waters, etc. The city of Manaus has about 2 million and is crowded. Lots of people at waterfront on Sunday afternoon in Ponta Negro (the "beach" area). Beach was underwater when I was there, but the area around it was still crowded and active. Women were very indigenous looking. I was worried that the strip club for that evening might be filled with the same, but that wasn't the case. It is several miles from Ponta Negro to downtown; you can take the bus (number 120 Centro/Ponta Negro) but sardine cans are roomy compared to it.

Manaus - Club Remulos. Downtown, cab driver knew where it was, wanted R $50 for one way trip, and had to stop for gas along the way. I arrived at about 7:30 on a Sunday evening, and there were about 15 girls there at that time (a little early). More girls kept showing up until about 9:00, probably 30-40 total by that time. A can of Skol was R $3. Table dances were R $10. DO NOT expect an American style table dance. I got one from a beautiful morena clara and she danced for about 15 minutes, and kept putting my hands in all the right places. Later I saw 2 guys doing basically everything you could to another girl up on the table except putting their dick in her. Pretty wild. There is a small balcony where most of the table dances occur. There are also some small rooms (like a big closet) located close to the stage that girls go into for one or two songs. I suspect it may be for a quick BJ, but didn't try or ask. There are a mix of strippers and regular looking girls in jeans and t-shirts in the club. All seem to be available. There is a "hotel" upstairs with rooms for R $12, big rooms with a big bed, shower, Jacuzzi (looks unused). Girls wanted R $60 to go upstairs, you get one pop. Later I talked to one of the girls and she said most Brazilian guys want her to go upstairs for R $20, but she has "values" and she won't go up for less than R $30. So much for Gringo prices! There was a nice mix of girls. Tall morena claras, short loiras, etc. Most did not look like the girls on the street in Manaus. I did 2 girls that night : Batati, a non-stripper, short blond that looked a little like Gwen Stefani and Alesandra, a stripper, medium sized blond with a girl next door kind of look. Sorry no pictures here guys, I was the only Gringo in the place and didn't want my ass kicked for breaking the rules. A couple of more things about this club. Admission is R $5. I saw a couple of really beautiful girls come in and get changed into stripper outfits, get snagged by a guy, go change back into street clothes, and leave with him not to return. Snag them quickly if you want them for the night or they'll be gone.

Rio Day 1: After a very long day of flying from Manaus to Rio, I arrived at the hotel at 11:30. I made it L'uomo by midnight to be met by the receptionist telling me the club was closed because "everyone left" O.K., whatever I'm tired so off to bed.

Rio Day 2: Did some tourist stuff with a guide in centro. Walked by Terma Cancun with the guide. He was happy because they were showing the soccer game that night at this "spa" and maybe he would come back to see it later. Ha, I bet! I cabbed down to 4X4 at about 3:30 with Ken from Amerioca. Let the games begin!

Welcome to the "Walmart" of pussy. I remembered how crazy this place could be from last time I visited, and sure enough as I walked in I saw two girls making out in the elevator, I mean tonsil kissing. Hmmm. Went in drank a little, conversade a little, and picked young thing named Alycia. I'd say about 20, nice body and reminded me a little of a girl I knew back home. Simple suite, 1 hour, nice BBBJ, and the usual multiple positions. Only weird thing this girl did was stop in the middle of the session after DATY. I guess she was a little wet and sloppy. Overall average, didn't want to session with again, but by U.S. standards would have been outstanding. Why even compare though?

I hung out in the boite and shot the shit with some folks, eventually settling on Viviana (Vivi) an average size blond with a nice little butt. She was a little firecracker, definitely knows how to work it. She speaks pretty good English and was an above average performer in the cabine. Likes toys and anal. Two thumbs up for this one. Of course she had me promising to go with her later, give her a vibrator and a lot of other stuff that I absolutely failed to live up to on any account. Oh well, I enjoyed the ride. Dropped Ken off and got home late, overall a very good evening of debauchery.

Photos: Viviana 01 02 03

Rio Day 3

Went to my favorite from last trip, L'uomo. Wasn't very crowded and the girls were a bit on the pushy side. I first session was with a 20 year old from Santa Catarina, blonde, big tits. She could pass for a German anywhere in the world based on her looks. Above average session with her, although no anal. Nice BBBJ with a little playing around on the back nine with her fingers, altogether the best session of the evening.

I went back to the boite, hung around and bought too many drinks for the girls. Damn I wished they would stop pestering me. I had another one session with Camilla, a brunet, very tan with a few tattoos. The main reason I sessioned with her was so that I could stick something in her mouth to shut her the fuck up. I digress though, below average session, not much enthusiasm and too much neediness on her part. Only session that I even came close to regretting from this trip.

Just a couple of thoughts on L'uomo: First, the talent wasn't all that great. Second, why so pushy on the girls part? I also ended up spending about twice the amount that I spent at 4X4 for approximately the same service and drinks. They do not rate a visit from me next trip unless I hear something different between now and then.

Photos: Camila 04 05 06

Rio Day 4

Screwed around most of the day, then went to 4X4 again in the early afternoon. I had been eyeing Katlyn, a tall blond from the previous visit, and sessioned with her. She was also from Santa Catarina, very German looking and had a nice rack. Anyone up for a field trip to Santa Catarina next time? Nice BBBJ, very good sex, but doesn't do anal. She was a sweet girl and I had dinner with her in the VIP lounge afterwards. The food was pretty good and she was a nice dinner companion. Of course it was off to the bar after that for a second garota, although this time I chose more a of woman than a teenager. Her name is Marina, 32 y.o., and had a really nice face and body. I liked the way she conducted herself in the interview in the boite, although she had a really thick accent and I had a little trouble communicating with her. What ultimately I liked about her was she had more of that "Mrs. Robinson" feel to her, i.e. I know what I like and I know what you like so I'm going to
please you and me too. Nice session with her, above average. I lost Ken somewhere, but I found him the next day at Don's. I don't think that I'm a good influence on him, and the same for him on me!

Photos: Katlyn 07 08

Rio Day 5

Well this will be my last full day here, I actually have to leave early tomorrow to fly to SP and wait all day to fly to the U.S. I asked Ken if he would show me one of the "prives" or "massage" places in the downtown area just so I could say I checked it out. We went to Avenida Rio Branco 156, Edificio Central, which was a place that was on a list I had gotten from a friend. Basically it is in an office building, and the door looks like any other office. You walk in, are greeted by a single girl, taken to a room with a bed and then the girls come in one at a time and introduce themselves. After they have all had a chance to see you, a girl comes back in and ask which one you want and for how long. I picked at brunet with braces that was R$85 for 40 minutes. She was a pleasant surprise, quite attractive, nice body, very enthusiastic and quite willing to please. We made good use of the 40 minutes. This place does have a hot private shower, and they seem to take great care that
you don't see any of the other "clients". (Like I really care about that).

From there it was walking distance to 4X4 for my last evening. I felt like a young one tonight and picked Melamy, a 21 y.o. with a smokin' hot body. This girl definitely likes the way she looks (as so many of the garotas do) but I can put of with a little vanity if I get to pound it from behind. The sex was good, she's pretty vocal and I had my 21 y.o. for the evening. O.K., next?

I was sitting in the VIP lounge scarfing some food when I saw a girl that I had been looking for at 4X4 for 3 days. Let me explain a little. The first night I was there they has a strip show, and this little redhead caught my eye. Her name was Malu. I made the stupid mistake of not grabbing her immediately, and had a hell of a time tracking her down. I had enlisted the help of the waitresses, other garotas, and anyone else that I could find. Well it worked but at the wrong time, it seems that she got the hint that I wanted to session with her, but I was sitting and interviewing Marina when she came by. Shit, I thought I lost my chance with her. Well, fortunately I ran into her while she was eating dinner in the VIP lounge on the last night! I told her that I had been looking for her all week, she seemed to know already and was even flattered. I told her we had to session a.s.a.p. We booked a suite for an hour and I will go into detail about that session with her more than
any other because it was the best, by far of the week. This little ruiva was up for anything, and wasn't shy about telling me about it. Pictures? Sure let me put on some special lingerie and model for you, but take some nudes too. She told me "I want you to come as many times as you can, but first I want you tome come in my mouth." Uh, O.K. I can do that, and did. NQNS! "Now I'm going to suck you hard again so you can fuck me." OMG. "Please put it in my ass now, I want to see you fuck my ass". Shit. This girl said she would do everything and this is what everything is.

Well what can I say? This girl was totally wild, and incredible in the cabine. I was also very attracted to her, so it turned into the perfect storm. I know that I could not have fucked any more that night, or for 2 days after that, so it was perfect that it was the last session. If it would have been the first, I truly would have been "screwed".

I lost Ken again before I left and didn't have a chance to day a proper goodbye. Oh well, I know he'll be fine, now his liver..

Ken, the little ruiva said she didn't know you? Is that even possible?

Photos: Melamy 09 10 11
Photos: Malu 12 13 14

Post report comments

Damn it was a fun trip. I spent too much, drank too much, fucked too much. Overall goals were met!

Someone said in another post on this board: "I used to have fantasies, now I have memories." Right on man.

Funny converations heard on the trip:

Girl to Ken: "Liquor is the key to my ass."

Ken to me: "You know if you like her, you can take her upstairs and fuck her"

40 something guy's t-shirt on street "To Legal" (you need the housetop on the "o"), translation "I'm Cool"

Brasilian women are women. American women are __________.

I hate flying around Brasil. Their airports suck. I spent hours waiting in line to wait in line. TAM planes are too small.

How do I get back to Brasil a.s.a.p.?

Great Report, makes me want to go... Thanks...

Thanks for the report, enjoyed the read and the pictures. I enjoyed seeing pics of Katlyn. She was my first Brazilian girl from first trip last year. Nice girl and a lot of fun. I saw her again at 4x4 this past August but took a bye on her.....too many others to choose from to warrant a repeat.

Hey SouthTex! Yeah, man, we had a great time! We must have, because I don't remember too much of it ;)

"Liquor is the key to my ass" is definitely quote of the year.

As for the ruiva, I can assure you that, if she didn't know me then, she surely does now ;)

Look forward to seeing you again, man. Always fun.

Ken

SouthTex-

Great report. Glad you got around and saw some other parts of Brazil. BTW, I bought one of those "Tô Legal" t-shirts in the markets next to the Uruguaiana metro stop.

I have to take exception to one of your comments. While it is possible to spend too much and drink too much, I'm struggling with the claim that one can fuck too much.

I've done some scientific studies on the relationship between liquor and anal sex, and the claim is true. It's amazing how a bottle of tequila can pry open a previously closed cuzinho.

As to your question: "How do I get back to Brasil a.s.a.p.?? Just buy a ticket. I try to always have a return trip booked before my current trip ends. That helps make my departure a bit less painful.

See you in Rio some time.

Bwana

Southtex:-
Hey, you oughta get an award for the most-off-the- beat-unlikely-to-get-to-place for the trip report on Manaus. Oh, sure there are places that may be just as far from civilization but there ain't no place this far that you have to skip through Rio or Sampa to get to! Brave man to go there and I don't just mean on account of the location, the real horror would have come if the strippers were all local natives.

Hats off again.

jj.(used to live in San Antonio, myself)

Excellent report, southtex... Great pictures as well, my kind of women...

I have an upcoming trip in 2 weeks and reading your post makes me look forward to it even more (who am i kidding... the ass is what really makes me look forward to it)...

what was your budget for your time?

how did you like the private massage in the office building? are there any "gems" in these places that may warrant a repeat for nighttiime action?

That was a great report ! I just got back from Rio about a week ago an your report has inspired me to write one of my own . Also I've never really heard anyone describe the scene in Manuas before .Thanks!

Thanks for the comments guys. Hope you enjoyed the report. I asked Hombre to rename it to "To Legal" because it just fits the whole vibe of Brasil for me.

Ken - I could make up so much stuff and you'd never remember if it were true, but the true story is always funnier and stranger around you anyway;) Tell the ruiva hello for me you bastard.

Bwana - I feel honored by the comments. Your guide is the best. Thank you!

jj - Try Manaus if you are there. Remulos is cool.

Taboojw - Average therma night, 2 girls, booze, food, etc. about R$500

Private massage place -only went to one this trip but liked it a lot. I'm sure take-out is available if you want. Gems - hell yeah!

CDaze - write it man, I want to see it!

Southtexdude

Someone help me out. Everytime I go to 4X4 I always find that the talent is off when compared to Zona Sul Termas. I really want to go there and have a great experience. I have been on both Friday and Monday, early afternoon leaving at around 7-8PM. Most of the girls had the Brazillian style steriod ass and thighs. I always regret the trip to 4X4 when I walk into Centaurus or Solarium and realize that I could have better spent my ammo. Am I missing something? Is there a better time to go?

Thanks,

CB