| By Back12draft on Saturday, May 31, 2008 - 07:06 pm: Edit |
I recently just finished a stint from travelling, now I’m back firmly on Canadian soil, and it’s time to share some photos and a bit of info.
Based on the little amount of writing about Cuba I’m assuming many of you guys that are American don’t get to Cuba as the politics aren’t worth the effort to travel there. Regardless, I found this place totally contrasting to playing in Rio and elsewhere in South America.
Since tourism plays a major role in the country’s economy, tourists are held in higher regards than in Brazil. You still have the street hustlers trying to sell you cigars and chicas but they’re much less aggressive than in Rio and usually leave after a couple attempts. English is widely used by many Cuban’s, businesses and street vendors alike; which is a welcome change.
One thing I found surprising was that resident Cubans are fined by the police if caught openly approaching tourists regardless of the reason. If a tourist initiates conversation it’s more acceptable but the locals will still walk away from you if the police round the corner. It’s kind of like a cat and mouse game aimed at securing the safety and future of tourism. Overall if you don’t like always being on the defensive this place is a welcome change.
I walked in many areas of Old Havana, New Havana and places in between. Police patrol some of the poorest neighbourhoods and many locals still have fear of the police, obviously, the communist regime is still very feared amongst the locals unlike many Latin countries. Regardless, it was much like any other large city, digression is always needed but I found it much less prevalent here than other country.
The Cops
I was in a bar one night and met two lads from Scotland. We decided to have a few drinks and I was eyeing up the local talent when these two guys went to the washroom. Moments later I hear a commotion and see security and a few employees from the bar wrestling with these two guys I was sitting with. They wrestled them out the front door and then some of the staff turned and headed towards me. They asked if I was with those two guys, luckily, the girls at the table motioned to say “No” and with that, I explained we had just met and we weren’t together. The local working girls at the table went to see what happened and returned to explain. Apparently, these two lads went to the washroom to blow off a joint between them. Someone noticed and instantly ratted them out to the bar security. The girls informed me that in Cuba this was a huge mistake, the government has a zero tolerance stance on drugs, especially from tourists. They informed me these two guys would be turned over to the local police for arrest, I kinda figured it was all an over-blow story. After a few drinks, I decided on a girl and we headed out to grab a taxi to head back to my apartment. When we were getting a taxi out front, some locals asked if I was with the two guys that the police took away earlier. Further conversation revealed that the cops did attend and they arrested these two Scottish guys and took them off to jail; bail was apparently set at 1500 convertible pesos each. Talk about an expensive night out; I guess being a tourist in Cuba is a double-edged sword.
The Talent
This was my 3rd or 4th night out on the town in Havana; I had gotten a few tips on bars from some locals as well as a few guys I’d met. This one bar called Casa de Musica was a dive but had plenty of talent that came out of the woodwork later in the night. The quality of women in Cuba was similar to that of South America but they had a style of their own. They were hot but didn’t overly exaggerate their sexuality as the women in places like Rio. Given that they were, also in the tourism field, many were surprisingly well spoken in English. From 5’s to 6’s maybe a few 8’s or 9’s but nothing that would floor you, overall they still grabbed a single man’s attention.
After talking with a few local guys and finding that the average income of a none skilled worker brought in anything from $12-18 pesos a month and reading what little I could find on working girls in Cuba I figured I was ready to negotiate. Many of these girls saw a Gringo and began pricing at around $80 pesos; very quickly, they dropped their prices once you suggested they were overpriced. It only took about 5 minutes of bargaining to get them down to anywhere from $30 - $40 pesos for the night. Now seeing as working girls are not permitted into any hotels in Cuba one must have a casa de particular (Private Rental) or it’s a no go. Mind you, I had a couple girls offer their own apartment for the night, I got the feeling that it was nothing more than a commonly shared apartment where they could work. I envisioned me banging this girl in one room, while her family tried to sleep in the other. Or the worst-case scenario, being robbed in some beat-down old abandoned apartment, standing there with a hard-on and my pants down around my ankles and no wallet. Regardless, for $30 US daily I had a nice 2-bedroom apartment in an upscale neighbourhood, well worth the money and peace of mind. The quality of private rentals in Cuba is miles ahead of those we get in Rio, nicer and cheaper.
The girls were pretty much like any other working girl, they were eager and fun, they didn’t refuse anything and practised safe sex. You get that nice thick Latina ass, not as firm as a Brazilian ass but all the same, firm and fun to bang. Unlike in Brazil plastic surgery isn’t the staple of working girls so don’t expect many man-made tits. You get lucky and find the odd girl with great natural tits but not as common as you would elsewhere. Cuban girls are as dirty and nasty as you’ll find anywhere else, but then again, it’s all how you work them, right? The beaches in Havana are pretty much non-existent unless you like lying on rocks so you don’t get heavily tanned women like down south. All the nice beaches are further west towards the tourist areas. All in all the women in Cuba were plentiful and a good time. Would I return, sure, it’s only a 3 hour flight and I can do a weekend for under $500, including girls, so a 3 day weekend is a great little get away.
If you haven’t figured it out by now, I’m know Jaguar with my writing skills and I’m not big on writing trip reports either but since I get the impression many of you US Hombres don’t have the convenience of travelling to Cuba I made an exception.
I’ve sent in a few pictures to be posted of some of the Cuban talent, well at least the ones I came across, ha, no pun intended!
Back12draft
| By Redbus on Saturday, May 31, 2008 - 10:15 pm: Edit |
Dont worry about writing skills, this is a nice report as it is, i wonder what happend to the scottish guys.
| By Jonesie on Saturday, May 31, 2008 - 11:50 pm: Edit |
Glad you had a good time.
Cuba takes a very harsh stance on drugs of any kind. The risk-reward is horrible on that one...
Thanks for the report.
Jonesie
| By El_apodo on Sunday, June 01, 2008 - 07:09 am: Edit |
Nice report, I'll look forward to the pictures. Cuba's on my to-do list. Thanks!
EA
| By The_happy_monge on Sunday, June 01, 2008 - 09:54 am: Edit |
nice report and good info !!
whats the Cuban peso = U.S. dollar ??
there is a couple of ways of flying into Cuba, which one did you take ?
I ran into this site called "CubaTravelUS.com "
I live in the Chicago area, so I got to fly into Mexico or Canada , then CUBA !!
cheers,,,
the happy monge !
| By Copperfieldkid on Sunday, June 01, 2008 - 09:59 am: Edit |
Back12draft,
nice report. Between you and Jonesie (and his excellent reports) I definitely have to go.
Jonesie, after my "family" adventures in Peru am I still good to go?
CFK
| By Back12draft on Sunday, June 01, 2008 - 01:33 pm: Edit |
Happy_monge
“whats the Cuban peso = U.S. dollar ??”
There are two types of currency in Cuba as of the last year or so. The government came out with the Convertible Cuban Peso, which is the type that tourists and businesses use. Resident Cubans use the old Cuban Peso amongst themselves. The difference is about (24-1) resident pesos to the convertible pesos, a huge difference. I actually have a pic of both,
“there is a couple of ways of flying into Cuba, which one did you take ?”
Being Canadian I fly directly into Cuba from Toronto, direct flight is about 2 ½ hours.
| By Back12draft on Sunday, June 01, 2008 - 01:39 pm: Edit |
(Message edited by Back12draft on June 01, 2008)
| By Back12draft on Sunday, June 01, 2008 - 01:40 pm: Edit |
Ok, I figured out the ole Insert photo thing, here's a few pics
Photos: Cubana 01 02 03
| By Roadglide on Sunday, June 01, 2008 - 02:30 pm: Edit |
HOLY SHIT!! Those girls are HOT, HOT HOT!! even if the exchange rate is an even 1 to 1, $40 for the night for that girl is too good to be true.
Even a short report like yours is welcome, I had heard that the over all scene is nothing like it used to be 5 or 10 years ago. Myself I would love to make a trip like this, but I don't think I could justify the risk if I were to get caught.
Nice finish on that last shot, but somehow I don't think it will make it past Hombre.
RG.
| By Cincoleche on Sunday, June 01, 2008 - 02:52 pm: Edit |
BD.
The report is appreciated, but I don't agree on some points. Namely, english-speaking people. Without some decent Spanish speaking skills, it is difficult to take advantage of Cuba. Not only that, Cuban spanish is fast. Much different than Mexico or Colombian spanish. Like any other place, the good-looking cheaper putas won't speak English or very little.
Secondly, having been to Rio and Havana. I can say without a doubt, I will take the accommodations in Rio any day. Cheaper yes in Havana. I can get a super nice apartment(US channels, high-speed internet, etc.) in Rio though that simply wouldn't exist in Havana.
Thirdly, I don't welcome the police presence at all. It is a lot more than mere nuance meeting and talking to girls because of it.
Havana, Cuba is an unique mongering spot. Nightlife is certainly awesome, girls are cheap and some real gems are definitely there that have that raw passion. Make no mistake about it though, it takes some real work. Luck definitely is a part of it too.
| By The_happy_monge on Sunday, June 01, 2008 - 03:12 pm: Edit |
WOW !!! THAT FIRST GIRL IS HOT !!![]()
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UN-BELIEVEABLE very very good looking!!
thanks for taking time to answer my questions !
| By Blazers on Sunday, June 01, 2008 - 04:02 pm: Edit |
First girl is uuber hot....take it you found her at Casa de La Musica. Amazing if she only took $40.
| By Tbirdjoy on Sunday, June 01, 2008 - 05:51 pm: Edit |
The first girl is drop dead gorgeous. Thanks for sharing the photos and report. While I'm not an Obama supporter he has said that if he becomes president he'll left the travel restrictions to Cuba. I think you'll see half of the active board members (including myself) standing in line at the airport cluching our pesos.
| By Blazers on Sunday, June 01, 2008 - 06:14 pm: Edit |
He said he was only going to lift travel restrictions for Cuban born Americans returning home.
(Message edited by blazers on June 01, 2008)
| By Back12draft on Sunday, June 01, 2008 - 07:56 pm: Edit |
Ya, the travel restrictions really shaft a lot of American guys from sampling the Cuban Talent.
I'm sure if it's lifted in the future, the days of cheap women will wear out quickly. In more ways than one!
| By Jonesie on Sunday, June 01, 2008 - 08:23 pm: Edit |
Well then, you could always just go anyway...
I'm an American and I've not had any problems in about 30 trips over...
| By Back12draft on Sunday, June 01, 2008 - 08:34 pm: Edit |
Jonesie
“I'm an American and I've not had any problems in about 30 trips over...”
Do you go through Costa Rica due to travel restrictions or is simply because there are no direct flights from the US?
(Message edited by Back12draft on June 01, 2008)
| By Thumper on Sunday, June 01, 2008 - 08:44 pm: Edit |
Not trying to call anyone a liar, I am sure Backdraft included the girl's pics in a cuba report by mistake. But, that first girl is DEFINATELY from Rio.
(Message edited by Thumper on June 01, 2008)
| By Back12draft on Sunday, June 01, 2008 - 09:05 pm: Edit |
Ok, I'll play alone, what's your reason for calling me a liar?
| By Roadglide on Sunday, June 01, 2008 - 10:37 pm: Edit |
Here is a link for those of you that may want to travel to Cuba. http://fpc.state.gov/documents/organization/87354.pdf The good news is that just 21 travelers were fined in 2006 for travel to Cuba.
This link is a good example of just how draconian the Bush administration has become.
RG.
| By Jonesie on Sunday, June 01, 2008 - 11:38 pm: Edit |
Backdraft, Obviously, I go through other entry points because there are no direct flights. But even if there were, I'm of the belief that I don't have to explain shit to my country about where I've been. And I know they aren't going to do shit if they did find out. So I don't mention it, and they don't ask.
To expand on roadglide's comment. Even if they do fine you, you simply appeal. There is no court in existence to hold that hearing. I'll repeat, no American who's ever appealed a fine for traveling to Cuba has EVER had to pay a dime.
I don't say anything because I almost always have cigars when I come back.
Bottom line, go through Cancun/Costa Rica/Panama/Jamaica and they'll never know the difference.
| By Gibletpie on Monday, June 02, 2008 - 05:09 am: Edit |
The first girl IS from Rio, and used to work at L'uomo--between a year and two years ago. She and Sheila used to say that they were sisters, in fact, but I can't say for certain that is absolutely true. She also has a picture up on the www.lebarabrazilx.com friends page (along with other recognizable terma girls, including a brunette Lorraine/Simone and an ex-4x4 girl who used to be pretty cute til she 'roided out), but that site appears to be down at the moment.
If ANYBODY knows a L'uomo's girl when he sees one, it's me.
So unless she decided that the REAL MONEY was to be made in Cuba, then YES, I am saying that you did not take those pictures of her there in Cuba. At the very least, you are quite confused.
| By Gibletpie on Monday, June 02, 2008 - 05:16 am: Edit |
Actually, I think it's really pretty funny that this guy posts a thread like, "Why the fuck would you go to a terma?" then posts his big Cuba trip report and kicks it off with pictures of a Rio terma girl... ![]()
| By Gibletpie on Monday, June 02, 2008 - 05:23 am: Edit |
What's more, if you hover over the fucking pictures, you'll see they're named "Fernandinha." Well, SPANISH SPEAKERS do not use the "inha" diminutive ending. Only Portuguese speakers. And she damned sure spoke Portuguese when she worked in LUOMO.
| By Gibletpie on Monday, June 02, 2008 - 05:49 am: Edit |
Now, for the "cu de graça":
http://gatasbr.xhostar.com/images/gatasbrasileiras/fernandinha/index.html
Posted on a BRASILEIRAS blog on October 11, 2007
GP
| By Layne87 on Monday, June 02, 2008 - 06:16 am: Edit |
checkmate!!!
why do we dudes have to lie about our conquests on whores...we are paying for pussy gentlemen...just be happy that you have the money to live this lifestyle and chill on the lies...we are not here to impress one another...just enjoy the life..moondog quote I believe..
| By Concarne on Monday, June 02, 2008 - 06:52 am: Edit |
This is comedy!
| By Gibletpie on Monday, June 02, 2008 - 07:02 am: Edit |
It gets better:
Same girl, same apartment, MORE photos, SAME Brasileiras blog, this time posted back in November of 2006
http://gatas13.xhostar.com/amadora_164.htm
And this set bears the watermark of another Brasileiras blog, on which they were undoubtedly posted even earlier.
| By Gibletpie on Monday, June 02, 2008 - 07:06 am: Edit |
In a few of these photos--to the left of the bed--you can even see the same "Minalba" brand bottled water I just bought right across the street here in Copacabana--and it's bottled in Campos Do Jordão-SP. Anyone who's been to Rio will recognize it.
| By Thumper on Monday, June 02, 2008 - 07:36 am: Edit |
Backdraft probably just added her pictures by mistake, I am sure he didnt intentionally come on here and try to lie about his adventures.
Back12draft! Come one here and clear this up for us please!!
| By Sobe9ball on Monday, June 02, 2008 - 07:43 am: Edit |
Maybe this girl went to CUBA and there is a bar that looks "Similar" in his apartment to the one in the RIO pics? LOL Its a shame that the O.P's name and credibility is forever tarnished. I dont know if its written in the rules somewhere but I know that most of the fellow monger here will agree that we have zero tolerance for "BS" policy.
| By Blazers on Monday, June 02, 2008 - 07:46 am: Edit |
That's too bad, I was hoping that Cuban girls were wising up and taking $40 out of Case de La Musica.
The good news is that I finally see a hot Brazilian girl on this site.
| By Catocony on Monday, June 02, 2008 - 08:24 am: Edit |
I guess he really just went to Tijuana and thought he was in Cuba. Or maybe it was Arkansas.
So for the record, the hottie is a termas garota. The fat pig lying on the bed most probably isn't.
| By Gooch, RTGooch on Monday, June 02, 2008 - 08:42 am: Edit |
But we can agree that it really is splooge all over her ass, right?
| By Laguy on Monday, June 02, 2008 - 09:16 am: Edit |
This thread is obviously a plot to divert attention away from Pussy Boy's thread and the embarrassment that thread has entailed.
| By Jonesie on Monday, June 02, 2008 - 10:45 am: Edit |
Some of you guys need to get laid, it seems you wound a little too tight. Could be an honest mistake, could be not. I'm sure it doesn't warrant the kind of time you guys have given it...
| By Jaguar on Monday, June 02, 2008 - 11:16 am: Edit |
Back12draft,
Thank God you don't write like me. If you did this report wouldn't be on the board for another eighteen months.
Jag
| By Atavistic on Monday, June 02, 2008 - 01:32 pm: Edit |
K,
You perspicacious son of a bitch! You really are totally on the uptake and not missing a beat aren't you? I even bet right now that you can tell from that I am laughing so hard up here in DC that I am drooling on my shoes, five thousand miles away.
Or maybe I am drooling over Fernandinha, who really does have all the earmarks of a Rio hottie. I just want to know if you can recall if she is "completa."
Too much.
| By Gibletpie on Monday, June 02, 2008 - 01:55 pm: Edit |
Atavistic,
LOL. Actually, yes, she is "completa."
And speaking of perspicacious, did you catch my punning mixup of the French, "Coup de Grâce," or "Blow of Mercy" with the Portuguese, "Cu de Graça," or "Ass for free?"
I liked it, anyway... ;)
K
| By Itasca on Monday, June 02, 2008 - 02:06 pm: Edit |
Man, bullshit aside, that is quite a rack. If she is Sheila's sister, she got all of teots in the family.
| By Thumper on Monday, June 02, 2008 - 02:36 pm: Edit |
I have a feeeling we might have chased Back12draft away forever! Its got to be very embarresing to be caught fibbing.
| By Ardgneas on Monday, June 02, 2008 - 02:57 pm: Edit |
At the very least it looks like the OP will be changing his handle to Backtrack. He might also want to reconsider posting a photo that appears to show his name.
I went to Cuba 8 times before I discovered Rio and I think Cincoleche’s analysis of the differences between the 2 is spot on. My trips were mostly weekends which were fine. However I had one 8 day trip that covered Havana, Cienfuegos and Vinales and it was hard work on the food front whereas I could spend months in Rio. I also disagree with the OP in that I found the Cuban touts (jineteros) much more prevalent and generally more of a PITA than in Rio. Jineteras OTOH were fine but the sex wasn't Rio garota standard. Jonesie seems to pick up very nice girls but as CL points out I'm not sure a first timer could expect to do as well.
Fernanda is hot, probably the nicest I’ve seen on here since the Cuban Adriana, so any info on her current whereabouts would be very welcome.
Hasn’t lebarabrazil.com gone off air which probably explains why they had to add the x. Never joined as it looks BS. Whatever happened to Lebara anyway? Does she still live in Rio or did she get married to an American like her sister? For a GDP that was pretty high profile she seems to have disappeared off the radar.
(Message edited by Ardgneas on June 02, 2008)
| By Bwana_dik on Monday, June 02, 2008 - 03:02 pm: Edit |
Gibletpie-
I loved it! Of course, you can really mix it up with "Coup de Graça," or "Free Blow," or perhaps "Cu de Grâce" (Merciful Ass).
BD
| By Cincoleche on Monday, June 02, 2008 - 04:13 pm: Edit |
It is little bewildering, I don't know BackDraft nor did I get this picture from either of Gibletpie's website links.
It was sent to me by a private Rio escort agency last year. Not sure if she is still available there, but the photos of the girls they sent me where always the ones that came. And I had a few.
Her name at least at the agency was "Suellen" and it was 350R for 2 hours. Completa.

| By Latinalover on Monday, June 02, 2008 - 04:33 pm: Edit |
I have never seen a Cuban look that hot. Shit, I was on my way over there! But it just reaffirms my belief, the hottest women in the world are in brasil.
| By Latinalover on Monday, June 02, 2008 - 04:41 pm: Edit |
How do you paste a picture on here? I copy it from my pictures but when I go to paste it here paste is not highlighted.
| By Blazers on Monday, June 02, 2008 - 04:49 pm: Edit |
LLover, hottest women in the world are in Colombia...not Brazil.
| By _loso_ on Monday, June 02, 2008 - 04:52 pm: Edit |
This Cubana may not have the termas girl's tits, but she's still hotter than her IMHO. I met Betty on my 1st and only trip to Havana in 2006. Try and find her on a blog.
Photo: Betty
| By Tbirdjoy on Monday, June 02, 2008 - 06:52 pm: Edit |
Well her being from Rio explains why she's so damn hot. I was getting ready to swim over to Cuba with my passport in my mouth. Now I can just fly back to Rio like a good law abiding little boy.
| By Catocony on Monday, June 02, 2008 - 07:28 pm: Edit |
Blazers,
Please come down to Brasil so maybe you would have a leg to stand on. You bitch more about Brasil, a place you've never been. You used to bitch about anal, now you don't. Here's a challenge - leave the no-ass, no-tits, bug-breath, look-like-12-year-old-boy "girls" you're used to in Asia and for a trip later this year actually come down here. If you can find garotas with cottage cheese asses and whatnot, let me know.
| By Jaguar on Monday, June 02, 2008 - 08:52 pm: Edit |
Cat,
You really have a way with words. Of course, I'm referring to your unique way of convincing Blazers to visit Rio.
Jag
| By Jonesie on Monday, June 02, 2008 - 08:58 pm: Edit |
Having recently visited Medellin, I can say that if Brazil's girls are hotter, it can't possibly be by much...
| By Cortogringo on Monday, June 02, 2008 - 09:00 pm: Edit |
Damn, I was very concerned I had been to Cuba and had not known it, because I knew for sure I had been in a bar getting drunk with that girl. Yes, she and Shayla claimed to be sisters.
| By Blazers on Monday, June 02, 2008 - 09:35 pm: Edit |
Cat...Brazilian girls known for having flat chests also, so your argument doesnt hold water there
Look at my new report Cat...Look like a flat chested 12 year old girl to you?
Oh I forgot, you dont post photos or reports any more yet go to Brazil all the time.
(Message edited by blazers on June 02, 2008)
| By Blissman on Monday, June 02, 2008 - 10:46 pm: Edit |
hmmmm...someone posting pics from a escort/pornsite and speaking about how good the experience was...hasn't this happened before? And who posted them?
Someone help me here. Nubiles.net comes to mind. Anyone else remember her name? She had been doing porn shoots for several years but the website claimed that she was still eighteen. She is clearly over 18 in her earliest shoots so I guess she would be about 25 now.
Is my "half-timers" kicking in again? (half the time I do not know what I am doing these days)If not, someone remind me of what happened. Otherwise it will drive me crazy and, gawd, what a short little drive that is liable to be.
I hope to see some of you rio guys later this year. I have not been to rio since november, the longest without at trip to brazil since 2002. As a matter of fact I had never gone more than 4 months without visiting rio until now. I have been in some other destinations I enjoy, but I do not plan to ever take Rio out of my rotation. And I was severly limited when I was in rio last time. I was 10 days out from a 4+hour abdominalt surgical operation.
Part of my recovery is dancing at least one hour a day. Some please tell me the names of music that is being played in the Termas and 4x4 these days.
Dancing in Lima was fun and it made all the difference in the nonpro circuit. I need to be able to bring my game up a bit for the rio trip later this year.
It would be fun seeing some familar faces in rio.
Michael
(Message edited by blissman on June 02, 2008)
| By Itasca on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 - 05:09 am: Edit |
I thought Victoria's Secret had already settled this argument about which country produces the hottest women per capita. A third of their US catalog is from Brazil.
| By Dbonar on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 - 07:48 am: Edit |
Gentlemen: The hottest girls in the world are in the Ukraine, and particularly Kiev. The Russians are close behind. Then comes the Brazilians followed by the Colombianas'. Holding up after the Colombians is a tie between the Cubans and the Peruvians. At the bottom of the list are both Costa Ricans and Dominican Republicans. Philipine and Thai roll in but the Vietnamese lead this pack. However, if your tastes are different then start from the bottom of the list and reverse it.
| By Gibletpie on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 - 08:00 am: Edit |
Dbonar - I think I'd rather start in the middle and eat my way out
Bwana - "Merciful Ass!" I think I might have exclaimed that once or twice in a Rio terma--or with a terma girl in my bed, anyway...
Atavistic - I look at it this way: you can't spend 3 years straight in the termas without learning to stay on your toes... ![]()
| By Travelmans on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 - 10:17 am: Edit |
I cant believe you would post this picture.and its from brazil.wow.I took so much shit for my peru trip.and it was true.now I know why the members did not believe me.Please explain,or you should be band.
| By Furysys on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 - 11:50 am: Edit |
Christ you guys, kvetch, kvetch, who's the best, who's not, blah blah. By far the WORST are Canadian girls. I don't think they would know what a sexdrive was if it hit 'em in the face! Colombia, Panama, CR, they're all hot enough for me, anything beats what's here.
| By Catocony on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 - 06:47 pm: Edit |
Some of the best girls I've ever had have been French Canadian. English Canadian, I agree, worse than American women. But the girls in Montreal, that's fine pussy there.
| By Diversity on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 - 08:44 pm: Edit |
Bliss, are you referring to the name of a hurricane?????? kat what?????
| By Copperfieldkid on Wednesday, June 04, 2008 - 06:42 am: Edit |
Loso,
your Cubana Betty is definitly hotter! However, please refrain from putting your logo on the pics so others can plagerize them in the future!
| By Indy13 on Wednesday, June 04, 2008 - 08:33 am: Edit |
Cat: Nice reports but your pics aren't that impressive either. Kinda funny for someone who goes to Brazil so many time and have the same amount of pics as I do and i've only got 3 trip reports 2 of which don't have any pics because i'm a noob and didn't know how to insert them when i wrote the reports.
| By Catocony on Wednesday, June 04, 2008 - 11:08 am: Edit |
What's funny about it? Obviously you don't have a dozen or so friends who have all gotten into shit with garotas down here because some limp-dick prints out their reports and/or copies the pics and shows the garotas. Or at the very least, tells the garota in question "I read about you/saw your pic on the internet....."
I haven't posted a pic or written a trip report on Brasil in almost 5 years. I won't be doing either anytime soon.
| By Baypilot on Wednesday, June 04, 2008 - 03:53 pm: Edit |
While on vacation in Chowchilla, California I met this hottie..think she's from Nuevo Laredo. Banged her all night for 12US.
She liked me so much she brought four of her friends the next day for a sixsome for no charge. I made them cum so hard one cried at my knees when I had to leave while two others licked my toes and then they gave me gas money for the ride home.

| By Itasca on Wednesday, June 04, 2008 - 05:38 pm: Edit |
Anyone want to shoot that one down in this bullshit thread?
SEA guys .... Rio is different than where you go and you have to understand that you can create a serious headache for yourself by posting anything in detail about a girl, much less photos of her. Guys ... girls ... everybody stabbing you in the back.
| By Azguy on Wednesday, June 04, 2008 - 06:57 pm: Edit |
Help, how the hell do you post a picture directly in the post. Thanks, AZ
| By Catocony on Wednesday, June 04, 2008 - 07:57 pm: Edit |
Under "Add a Message", where you just typed, hit the button to the right of the smiley face and that puts an anchor in your text. Then when you submit the post, you'll be prompted to punch in where the image is on your PC.
| By Azguy on Wednesday, June 04, 2008 - 10:00 pm: Edit |
thanks Cat. Hope all is well, AZ
| By Back12draft on Thursday, June 05, 2008 - 10:27 am: Edit |
**Back12draft pears out from behind the tree. **
Pssst, “Is it safe to come out, is the lynch mob gone yet”?
Ya nice, I guess I fucked up there ha? Now I remember why I haven’t had the urge to be active on the board in about a year, the slightest screw up and the critics all climb outta the woodwork. Think what you may; I see some have already gotten out the rope and picked out the highest tree limb.
As for the first set of pictures, I don’t have a plausible explanation. I know all my Cuba pictures were titled numerically (Cuba) but the Fernandina pictures weren’t, who knows, all the pictures were kicking around my laptop since last fall and this was my first attempt posting pictures in a report.
I don’t recall anywhere in my report where I claimed that this Fernandina was a “Conquest” of mine. I don’t see where I even made reference to her at all, guilt by assumption is how I guess I’m being defined. Oh well! So be it.
(Message edited by Back12draft on June 05, 2008)
| By Copperfieldkid on Thursday, June 05, 2008 - 11:25 am: Edit |
Back12draft,
as punishment, you should spend a week with Catocony
| By Catocony on Thursday, June 05, 2008 - 11:54 am: Edit |
So you accidentally posted pics of a girl you never claimed to have done in the first place in a trip report?
CFK, the Pringles girl from MC, the quarter Japanese garota, asked me the other night where my stupid, gray-haired friend was. I said you had died. She wasn't sad at all. ![]()
| By Copperfieldkid on Thursday, June 05, 2008 - 12:17 pm: Edit |
Cat,
I don't have gray hair, very blond, yes, but not grey! You know she only said that to make YOU feel better-lol
PS: old surfers never die, we just quit waxing our boards..........
| By Cincoleche on Thursday, June 05, 2008 - 01:34 pm: Edit |
I don’t see where I even made reference to her at all
Dude, WTF. It is assumed if someone posts 3 pictures of a girl in a trip report, that 1.) The girl is actually from that local and 2.) She is an available working girl there. and possibly 3.) You had P4P sex with her in that local.
You got called out for being liar. I don't know why you would say either that English is "widely used" in Cuba. I can for certainty it is not, so did you even go to Cuba??
| By Latinalover on Thursday, June 05, 2008 - 01:51 pm: Edit |
CFK
Your hair is not blonde, repeat NOT blonde. It may have been blonde at one time, many years ago. Now I would say it is grey. Mine however is silver. That's why the garotas call me the 'Silver Fox' and they call you the ' Old Grey Mare.. errr horse...errr stallion??? no.... Gelding thats it the 'OLD GREY GELDING' How do you say that in Portuguese? Easy big fella its not easy getting old!
| By Bwana_dik on Thursday, June 05, 2008 - 02:05 pm: Edit |
Ele é velho grisalho castrado. I believe that's what the girls at S call him.
| By Copperfieldkid on Thursday, June 05, 2008 - 02:35 pm: Edit |
I may be a gelding, but that's a GOOD thing! [see the vasectomy poll]
Can you imagine how much child support I have saved over the years?
Besides, I can't even imagine fathering children past 50........as some guys do. Take the trip, get the snip.
AND it's BLOND! Natural, all natural, the girls love it!
| By Copperfieldkid on Thursday, June 05, 2008 - 02:40 pm: Edit |
"Ele é velho grisalho castrado"
Now that will make a guy hit the wall faster than a roller derby queen on a greased track!
| By Bwana_dik on Thursday, June 05, 2008 - 03:04 pm: Edit |
Sorry to burst your bubble, my good friend, but geldings are castrated, not given vasectomies. BIG DIFFERENCE!
| By Back12draft on Thursday, June 05, 2008 - 03:29 pm: Edit |
CincoLeche
Speaking of jumping to conclusions and getting the ole hanging rope out...dude!
I guess I better pass the word that only you and you're buddies with ole the secret handshake can participate here as others aren't allowed posting errors.
"I don’t see where I even made reference to her at all"
Since you can't read between the lines dipshit, I'll spell it out for you! Did I write anything with respect to, "Check out this girl, she was a good screw" or "The first girl I did on night blah, blah, blah" No I didn't it did i? Did I write anything refering to her in the sense that I meant to post her picture, no! That's why I hate trip reports, some guys, like you, need specific minute by minute details, if not, they get confused by the big words and have trouble following the context in which it was intended, as info not detailed dribble.
Apparently as a board elder one must suck your cock to be forgiven, am I correct in that assumption?
(Message edited by back12draft on June 05, 2008)
| By Catocony on Thursday, June 05, 2008 - 08:20 pm: Edit |
Alright, so you meant to post some chicas pictures. So when you saw you had posted the wrong ones, why didn't you tell Hombre to remove them, or at least write in your first reply "I screwed up and posted the wrong pics, ignore the first girl she's hot but those pics are from someone's website that I downloaded once".
You posted around 1:00 PM PST, and Thumper called you on it 7 hours later, after you had made two posts where you didn't clarify the error.
Then, after you got tagged, you waited 5 days to post a reply. And now you're acting whiny and bitch-like that the board is busting your balls. Here's an idea - if you really did make a mistake, and the evidence shows otherwise, then just admit it. I assume you actually looked at what you posted after hitting the enter button, I find it hard to believe that you didn't see that you posted someone else's pics - especially after Thumper called you on it. Then waiting five days - that's a big guilty sign around your neck.
It may not be a big deal to you, but to some it is. It's happened before, it'll happen again. Just combined with your "why do guys like termas" Roblaw-like questions, you dug yourself a whole that guys were happy to throw you in.
| By The_happy_monge on Thursday, June 05, 2008 - 08:39 pm: Edit |
Back12draft !!!
thanks for answering my earlier questions regarding CUBA.
I believe your mistake was not "intentional "
and please do not stop posting trip reports !!
I personally thank you for your contribution !! ![]()
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and lastly DO NOT PAY ANY ATTENTION to whatever critique catacony is giving you !!
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cheers,, the happy monger
| By Back12draft on Thursday, June 05, 2008 - 09:19 pm: Edit |
Catocony
“you waited 5 days to post a reply”
Ah yes, another site elder, shall I bow down?
Unlike some people, I have other things to do than live precariously through a chat board. Thus, I don’t rush to read Club Hombre on a daily basis. In the future, if I’m going to be inactive for more than a day I’ll contact you personally, this way nothing will seem suspicious.
In addition, I did try to delete the first 3 pictures but the error message says after 30 minutes you cannot edit. And yes, I was in contact with Hombre, actually he contacted me. I’m sure being the resident CSI detective you’ll break out the ole secret handshake and confirm that with him. Anything else?
| By Cincoleche on Friday, June 06, 2008 - 12:36 am: Edit |
Apparently as a board elder one must suck your cock to be forgiven, am I correct in that assumption?
That would be correct. Pussy-Boy has volunteered though. Make sure you take a photo and report back. Several garotas would also like the photo to add it to your profile, so they know what you like when you come back to Brasil.
| By Solid808 on Friday, June 06, 2008 - 03:12 am: Edit |
Bottom line...Nowadays, it is so hard for people to admit they made a mistake...Hey, we are all human and making mistakes is human. Just admit to it and move on...
It's like debating a topic without a leg to stand on...all that happens is that person looks foolish.
Remember Clinton..a bj doesn't mean sex, does it?
Just say, "Hey guys, I screwed up...it was an honest mistake" and if people don't accept that sincerity, well.."tough".
Life is short...Enjoy it!
| By Sandman on Friday, June 06, 2008 - 10:23 am: Edit |
Hey guys. I screwed up. I tried to post a photo in the Chat section. I guess I could claim to be a board elder......?
Anyway, just goes to show you, even old dogs forget old tricks! (after 800+ photos posted....LOL)
| By Solid808 on Friday, June 06, 2008 - 01:03 pm: Edit |
I feel the sincerity Sandman...Hoping all is well with you.
Solid!
| By Atavistic on Monday, June 09, 2008 - 10:22 am: Edit |
"I have other things to do than live precariously through a chat board."
I do all my "precarious" living when I am actually in Rio, with the wife, and trying to bang as many 4x4 girls as I can on the sly.
I live vicariously when I visit my son at college and look at all that hot young pussy.
And I go to Club Hombre to remain informed for my next visit to the land of living precariously.
| By Goldsholl on Friday, June 20, 2008 - 05:35 pm: Edit |
SQUEEZE ME BACKDDRAFT,
But unless your hottie tripped off to Havana, your a big fat fucking lying dog!.
Am I the only one here who wants to kick this piece of shit off the site???????
WHAT KIND OF ABSOLUTE CRAP IS THIS CONNIVING INSULT TO THE MEMBERS?
IF YOU ARE MAKING UP YOUR REPORTS AND POSTING THEM AND THEY ARE FAKE THEN FUCK...
I'D KICK YOUR ASS OFF THIS SITE FOR EVER!
I AM TOTALLY PISSED OFF THAT MORE OF YOU GUYS AREN'T LIVID.
HOW DARE YOU MAKE A MOCKERY OUT OF ALL THE GUYS WHO HAVE WORKED SO HARD TO DO GREAT REPORTS.
ANYBODY?
| By Goldsholl on Friday, June 20, 2008 - 05:37 pm: Edit |
(Message edited by goldsholl on June 20, 2008)
| By Copperfieldkid on Friday, June 20, 2008 - 09:45 pm: Edit |
Goldsholl,
it's nice to see you surface now and then, regardless of the reason. ![]()
| By Largess on Friday, June 20, 2008 - 10:35 pm: Edit |
I have also seen the "Mistaken" picture on eros.com for LA escorts, so the guy just keeps digging himself deeper in. Added to that his living "precariously" ignorance and it adds up to a guy to be ignored. Perhaps he did go to Cuba, but since he gives more details about the arrest than the women, who cares?
| By Catocony on Saturday, June 21, 2008 - 07:08 am: Edit |
The guy posted some bullshit, he has an attitude, he got called on it, then blamed the rest of the board and insulted everyone. He's an ass, time to move on, nothing more to see here. With any luck he'll stop dealing with losers like us and move on to other places to post his bullshit. ![]()
| By Azguy on Sunday, June 22, 2008 - 09:43 pm: Edit |
well said Cat
| By Brewmeisterbro on Monday, June 23, 2008 - 05:49 am: Edit |
I agree with Goldsholl. I spend a lot of time and money on traveling and hookers. I then take the time to post honest reports on this site to try to help my brothers. Administrator should definitely revoke the membership of this lying asshole!
I think we should all sent a message to administrator with that request.
| By Azguy on Monday, June 23, 2008 - 12:24 pm: Edit |
Some of the less technologically advanced members, and you know who you are (Jag), can fuck up and attach the wrong picture. I know it is easy to do when I am using my Mac. I dont think that was what the guy came back with. How could you believe anything the guy said from here on out? AZ
| By Fcbkpr on Friday, August 01, 2008 - 05:40 pm: Edit |
>>Gentlemen: The hottest girls in the world are in the Ukraine, and particularly Kiev. The Russians are close behind.>>
No thanks, I prefer GFE and more than a 50-minute ST. Sure, those Ukraine & Russian (and Romanian) girls have the bods, but their brains are nowhere near GFE. Most of them have no intention of going to the trouble of learning the language of the guys paying them a grand for 24 hours. Had plenty of those girls, banged them for their bodies and that is all. I got more GFE out of my Vette, so no thanks.
But late this year, I will let you know how Cuban chicas stack up next to Asian, Mexican, Brazilian, Indonesian and, of course, those Russkies. No comment required on how well they stack up next to our own domestic breeds. ![]()