So I arrived at my room around 1:30 p.m., and now I have been up for over 32 hours, so I decided to take a nap for a few hours because I was going to meet Marcust2cr at Plaza San Domingo at 8 p.m.. So after I woke up, I took a shower and was off. I got in the elevator and there was a couple who looked to be moving or something because they had a TV and a stereo with them. The lady begins to get out, and the guy pulls her back in and tells her wrong floor. So the doors close, and the cord from the stereo gets caught in the door and the elevator stops, and looses all power. After about 5 min., I’m sweating my balls off, and want to put a sock in this ladies mouth because she won’t shut up. We ended up being in the elevator for around 10 min., which some guy came and opened the doors on the 7th floor after he got the cord back in. *I took the stairs the rest of the trip*. I got the Plaza San Domingo and didn’t end up finding Marcust2cr because the place was packed. I walked around a bit, and found a restaurant that was good, I can’t remember the name of the place to save my life right now. After that, I wondered around a bit more, and found a bar in there named Queens. The place was dead when I got there, but I ordered a beer because I was hot as hell and the air was cranking. After about an hour the place started to fill with girls, and I started to talk with one I thought was cute. We had a few drinks, were dancing when about 6 police officers walked in and started to walk around. I had no clue what was going on, but I saw them over in the corner looking and talking to the manager about something. I asked a waitress if this was normal and she said they were just looking at the beer to make sure it was fresh. huh? Ok, it’s her story, I will let her tell it anyway she wants. It was getting late, and I was tired so I asked the girl how much to get out of here? I learned after this never ask them to start with the pricing. She tells me 500,000 for all night. So I told her I didn’t want all night, I only wanted 2 hours. She then tells me 200,000 but it has to be upstairs above the bar....and now it’s all making sense why the police where there looking around that door. I told her I wanted to go to my room and she raised the price to 300,000 and another 50,000 to the bar. So at this moment I tell her I have to think about it. After about 5 min., she walks over to me and gives me a DTK and walks away. I follow her, grab her friend that I haven’t talked to at all, and told her I would give her 200,000 for 2 hours at my place. She said Ok, lets go. She wasn't as good looking, but I wasn’t in the mood for negotiating the price of pussy at the moment. Got back to my room and the girl was great for 2 sessions. She stayed for 3 hours until I was falling asleep. I can’t remember her name, She put her number in my phone under D, so that’s all I know. I never called her, or saw her again.
Photos: D - Queen's Club 01 02
Saturday morning I woke up around 11a.m. so I decided to walk around and check things out. I had to hit the ATM, and I wanted to check out the beach scene as well. I just peaked at the beach scene as I was headed to the bank, and who comes running over? Tony of course! He tries to talk me into sitting down, but I tell him I have to go to the ATM, so he walks me all the way to the first bank, but they would only let me take out 200,000 at a time, so I just told him it didn’t work. Tony walks me to another bank which was around the corner that let me get 400,000 each time. On the walk back, I tell him I have a few things to do before I hit the beach so he says Ok, and I’m thinking wow, this is a real cool guy. You know how that goes. He asks me what kind of girls I like and I tell him flaca, bonita, and morena. He tells me he has that, no problem. So I head back to my room, put my money up, shower, and hit the beach. I get to the beach, Tony gets me a chair, gets me a beer, and says his famous line “ What about Tony? A drink for Tony?”. Sure. I sat there for about 15 minutes checking out the scene, getting a massage from one of the girls and Tony looks at me and nods as I see Natalia walking up. Damn, Tony is good! Just the way I like em’. Natalia sits down and we talk for about 30 mins, and I’m really digging her. We negotiated 125,000 for 2 hours. I pay my bill for the ridiculously priced drinks, which I kept count, and he tells me he will give me a deal and only charge me 150,000 for my 8 drinks and the chair. I told him I’m never coming back if he charges me for the chair, which he took that off the bill, and charged me 125,000. I knew I was getting fucked big time, but I know how it goes. He asks me what I want tomorrow and I pointed to a girl with another guy, and he says no problem, she’s yours tomorrow. Get to my room with Natalia, and have an amazing time. 3 sessions. My first BBBJ of this trip. Is it me or does Columbian pussy taste better then any other? I was never a big fan, but I found my self DATY for a long time, every time. Natalia stayed for 5 hours watching TV, listening to my Ipod, drinking beer naked on my balcony in between banging her. My Spanish is not great, but I understand enough for small talk. The room has an amazing view from the balcony to watch the sun go down over over the ocean. I tried to be in my room every night around 6:30 to watch it with a few beers, and a Cohiba. Natalia left around 9:30 and I was real tired so I just watched a little t.v. and fell asleep. I needed a good night sleep.
Photos: Natalia - Hollywood Playa 03 04 05 06
On Sunday I woke up refreshed and wanted to do some jet skiing after watching people doing it from my balcony the last 2 days. It’s a lot cheaper here than at Subic Bay in the Philippines. It’s only 30,000 for an hour, vice 5000 PHP (around $110) an hour. After doing that I ran around town a little bit. Before I knew it, my watch said 4:00 p.m. and I headed to see Tony. I arrived, and less than 5 mins. later the girl I showed Tony yesterday was sitting next to me. Katerine had a real good attitude and was fun to talk to. I decided I wanted to cut to the chase, and not get raped by Tony’s drink prices, so I just offered Katerine 125,000 for 2 hours. She agreed and also wants an extra 15,000 for the taxi. I have been here long enough to know it’s only 5,000 to go where she told me she was staying, but I wasn’t going to argue. I call Tony over to pay the bill and of course he tries to add an extra drink, and lay some lame story how he has no money, and wants to borrow 50,000 and will pay me back. At that moment is when I knew I had enough of his shit. I had to argue for 5 mins. about the drink, it’s the principle now, and there was no way I was going to loan him 50,000. I told him I know you have a car, and fuck foreigners like myself all day charging over triple for what he is actually paying at the bar he gets it from. Tony is a real pain in the ass, but like people say, he has a book with tons of girls in it. More on him later. So we head back to my room. 2 great sessions. I’m really loving Columbian women now. Hung out and everything was going well, until she starts begging me to give her one of my bottles of cologne after 2 hours. She tries everything. Offers me anything she can think of. She even offers me nude photos (sorry guys, I don’t wear Old Spice or Brut so there was no way I was going to trade for photos). This was going on for 30 mins. until I told her to leave because I had shit to do. After she left, I called Givonni, one of the guys who own the apartment so he could stop by and I could pay him for the apartment. He stayed for a couple hours telling me tons of info. He even made me a list of restaurants that I should check out while I was there. The guys you deal with in getting this place are great. Before I went to sleep, I text Natalia to see if she would come over tomorrow to hang out. So we made plans to hangout at 3 p.m.
Photos: Katerine - Hollywood Playa 07 08 09
Monday around 2:30 p.m. I get a call on the phone in my room. I was thinking it was the security guard at the front desk letting Natalia up to my room. The phone conversation goes like this:
Me: Hola
Other End: Hello!
Me: Hello?
Other End: Yo! It’s Tony # 1. Tony #1. Hello, Hello! Yo it’s Tony number 1!
Me: Ah, Lo siento, No hablo Ingles. Adios!
WTF?!? How did this douche bag get the number to my room? I even lied to him as to where I was staying. I’m thinking it was Katerine because Natalia didn’t even remember the name of where I was staying, or my room number. But I will never really know.
So the phone rings for the next 5 mins. straight until I answer the phone. I tell Tony I’m sick and am not going to the beach today. He keeps begging until I finally just hung up on him. Natalia texts me about 5 mins. later telling me not to tell Tony she was coming over, as he just text her asking if she was coming to see the “Americano”.
Natalia arrives and she stays the whole night. We just watch t.v, fuck, listen to my Ipod, fuck, talk, and fuck. She is becoming a big fan of me DATY and returns the favor with BBBJs. I let her pick where we are going to eat and she picks.....McDonalds?! I guess that’s what I get for letting her pick. They did have jalapanos there, and they taste great on the Big Mac. I haven’t eaten a Big Mac in over 10 years, back when I was in high school. I try to eat healthy in the states, and I never eat fast food, but I’m on vacation, so what the hell. After we finish eating, we just walked around town looking at different stores and shit like that. Head back to the apartment with a couple bottles of red wine and the rest was history.
Photos: Natalia - Hollywood Playa 10 11
The next day I had planed on going to see Tony. I was walking out the door and I was just not in the mood to put up with his bullshit so I didn’t go. I just went to Plaza San Domingo to look around and see what talent was walking around. I headed back to my room and decided I was going to go to LDV tonight. I asked a few people where it was, and nobody knew what I was talking about. I was out looking at the casino right across the street, and there it was up a few stairs. Got there a little late, around 12 a.m. and was amazed with the talent in there. I was talking with a few girls and having a great time until I walked to the bar to get a of beer. As I’m waiting, I see Natalia across the bar. She smiles and walks over to say hello with her room mate. Some girl walks up to me, kisses my cheek, and thats when Natalia’s index finger is going a mile a minute as she is what I feel lecturing me about something. She knows my Spanish is not great, and when she is speaking a million words a minute, I have no clue what she is saying, and just tune her out with a smile on my face. It felt like I was waiting for a beer for 10 minutes, but I’m sure it was only 2. I got 2 things from the 1 sided conversation we had: 1) I want to fuck her room mate. 2) She is going to come over tomorrow at 3. I didn’t see Natalia the rest of the night which worked out well. I glanced over at the dance floor and there was Natica. She had an ass that belonged in a Sir-Mix-A-Lot video. So she became the goal. I bought her a drink, danced with her for a while and when we were talking, she asked where I was staying, and when I told her, she said lets go. No need to twist my arm. We worked out 200,000 for 3 hours, and that was the best 200,000 I spent the whole trip. She was great. We fucked in every single spot in the apartment. We even went into the other bedroom to make sure we hit everywhere. We even fucked on the balcony, to which she asked if it was alright if we go out there naked. I told her I’m sure the neighbors won’t mind. Well, the guys I’m sure wouldn’t mind seeing her naked. She left around 6 a.m. and I was totally exhausted so I called it a night.
Photos: Natica - La Dolce Vida 12 13 14 15
The next afternoon I woke up to Natalia’s text telling me she will be over in 30 mins. She arrives, never mentioned a thing about last night, and everything was cool. I really enjoy fucking her, and love when she orders me to the bedroom for "fucky-fucky". Every day she is becoming wilder, and wilder and I’m loving it. We make a bet, and the winner gets to pick where we eat. So she wins, and guess what she picks?....Mc fucking Donalds. I know she is doing this to rub it in, but I acted like it was cool. Did the same shit as before, walked around, bought some beer and red wine before we got back to my apartment. Went for a walk on the beach, told her how I was a big fan of the Note Book, just kidding, and then headed back to my apartment. One thing I don’t miss about her, is her always wanting to listen to 2pac or Snoop Dog on my Ipod. It was cute when she was thinking they were saying wuz’ up? and not west side. How the hell do you describe what west side means in Spanish? She stayed the night and left telling me she wanted to spend my last day with me. How could I say no?! It's amazing to me how much Spanish I've learned in a couple days there. I've learned more in a week than I did in a 15 week course in college.
*Note to self: The American male mind will do amazing things when the motivation is pussy, and not only 4 college credits*
Photos: Natalia - Hollywood Playa 16 17 18 19 20
My last day Natalia came over and was at her wildest. I’m DATY and she has my head in a leg pretzel, which I was 2 seconds away from taping out. I tried to pull up for a second and she was having no part in it. It was by far the wildest sex we had. We went to eat at some Japanese restaurant which had great food. It’s downtown is a hole in the wall place. Spent 2 hours there, and headed back for some last day sex. We said our goodbyes, and she left. It was around 9 p.m. and I knew I should go to sleep so I can get a few things done in the morning, eat, pack, and be well rested for my flight. Well, that was the plan. I set my alarm for 12 a.m. and told myself I would go back to sleep if I was tired. My alarm went off, I was tired as hell, but I heard LVD calling my name all the way in my room. The plan was to go over there for a beer or 2, and check out the scenery. Rent must have been due soon! There were girls everywhere. So guess who I see there? Natalia! but she acts like she doesn’t see me and never talks to me there. Thank god! So I was looking around to see the talent when some girl tells me her friend knows me. I was like no she doesn’t, and payed her no attention. So I see who she was talking about later, and I chatted with her one night, so I guess she did know me, sort of. Turns out she was a real cool girl. We talked for a couple hours, and before I knew it, it was 3 a.m. and I had to leave my apartment at 8 a.m. to go to the airport. So did I go to my apartment? of course not, that would have been the logical thing to do. We went to the after hours bar called Electronica or something like that. That place was real cool. I’m a big fan of Techno music, and most the girls from LDV were there, plus some. Stayed there for 2 hours, and had to leave if I had any attentions of getting laid one last time in Columbia. Got to my room at 5 a.m. and had to leave for the airport at 8 a.m., so sleep was out of the question, and fucking for 3 hours was in. Maria was a real cool girl and was great in bed. She is 26, so she was a little older then all the other girls who were between 20 - 22. She stayed up with me fucking, evening though she had to be at school at 2 p.m. She even went in the taxi with me to the airport. She did asked me a lot how many chicas have I had over here, which I stuck with the truth every time, Zero.
Photos: Maria - La Dolce Vida 21 22
So I got to the airport, and was exhausted as hell. Everything I said good about the airport in the beginning, throw it all out the window on the way out. I guess a lot of the problem was Fat Joe was in front of me the whole way. The guy was pushing 450 lbs, with earrings as big as a human head, a Mr. T start-up kit around his neck, pants hanging down around his knees, and was singing with his Ipod: “Mo’ money, mo’ hustle, mo’ murder”. This guy was a total douche bag! Well, I did make it and can say I will be back in Cartagena for sure! I loved it! Until my next trip in December, wherever it is....
-Tomegun