Buenos Aires is not in Brasil. You probably knew that. What you may not have known is Buenos Aires is not even close to Brasil. Brasil is (assuming you avoid the many bad guys) a friendly place where one expects great service (or, if you are unlucky, good service) from sex providers.

In contrast,Buenos Aires can be brutal if you don't know the turf well. Recently though, and in sharp contrast to some of my initial experiences in Buenos Aires, I have found some reasonably reliable casas (I generally don't bother with the clubs in Buenos Aires as I tend to get a bad vibe from them).

Most recently, I discovered an apartment at Uruguay 139, Apt. A, that while limited (there are usually only two or three available girls; sometimes only one) has given me good service at budget prices. They also have a great website with reasonably accurate photos of the girls and even videos, some X-rated. I don't think they speak English at this apartment though, so you may have some problems if you don't speak any Spanish.

Incidentally, at this casa as well as most others, you have to ring a buzzer outside the front apartment door, and then respond when they answer on the intercom. At Uruguay 139 you will then have to wait for a couple of minutes before someone comes out and let's you in the front door. At some of the other apartments in Buenos Aires, they will buzz you in.

The price for a session at this apartment is 100 pesos (about $30 US) per hour. There is no extra charge for anal, although not all the girls do it. Also, the fee includes a beer or soda.

On my first visit, there was only one girl available, Karla. Decent (although not excellent) body and rather average face, but enthusiastic.

The session started with some DFKing, followed by a BBBJ, sex and then anal sex. After a brief break we started up again, but I didn't have it in me to nut again. Here is a picture of Karla taken from their website:



On the way out I saw Alisa in the hallway. Something about her really clicked with me; maybe it was the smile. I would have sessioned with her right then except she was booked. So, I had to wait for my next visit.

Here are a few of Alisa's pictures, again taken from their website:






The next two times I visited the apartment I sessioned with Alisa. As with Karla, a lot of DFKing, BBBJ, and fucking, although Alisa doesn't do anal. Very wild and enthusiastic, even by Brasilian standards. No problem nutting twice in an hour with her. She gets my highest recommendation.

The casa is open from maybe 9 or 10 in the morning until around 9 pm, Monday through Saturday. Their phone numbers are 5252-2206 and 4372-4632. I didn't telephone in advance, but it wouldn't be a bad idea if you are intent on having a session with one of their girls in particular.

To get a better idea about the girls there, you can check out their web pages. Most of the girls also have videos posted. These links may not be good forever, so if you are interested I suggest checking these out soon.

Alisa: http://www.evasonline.com.ar/AlisaDC-5252-2206_87_1.html

Karla: http://www.evasonline.com.ar/KarlaDC-5252-2206_86_1.html

Sol: (who works at the same apartment but I didn't see her) http://www.evasonline.com.ar/SolDC-5252-2206_88_1.html

A couple of other things. If you explore the website, which is actually a general escort site, only those girls with DC in their names work at Uruguay 139 (the apartment also goes by the name "Diva Club" or "DC"). Also, if you explore around the website you will find pictures and videos of the above girls paired together. IMHO, these are real cool.

There is also a forum that includes a few high resolution shots of these girls, as well as discussion of sessions with them. The forum address is: http://foro.evasonline.com.ar/. You will have to register to access the forum but it is free and relatively easy.

The next segment which I'll try to post within a few day will look at another apartment in the same general area--343 Uruguay--but one I can only recommend with significant reservations.

By the way, if you wonder what the rooms look like at the apartment, the photos above, as well as those linked, were taken in the apartment. Although Alisa is on a massage table, the table is next to a bed, probably the same bed Sol and Karla were photographed on.

This link shows all the girls who work at Uruguay 139, including some of the duplas: http://www.evasonline.com.ar/divasclub. Check out some of the videos, as well as the pictures.

I should add that although Argentinean websites tend to do extreme photoshopping of their pictures, to the point where the pictures no longer really resemble the girls, the pictures on this site do not seem to have had much, if any, photoshopping; I would have included more above except most would end up with those unattractive black boxes.

The videos on the site also present fairly good representations of the two girls I visited (as a preview, Alisa gets good use from a banana) and are a cut above some of the low-resolution videos I have seen on other sites..

nice work LA Guy

I just noticed the videos on the website sometimes run all herky-jerky I suspect when the site has a lot of traffic. However, you can download the videos to your computer using the button at the right of each video, which is labeled FLV . . . You then would need an FLV player on your computer, such as the one that can be downloaded for free at http://www.download.com/FLV-Player/3000-13632_4-10467081.html?tag=dl.1.

An interesting little tidbit is I saw Alisa last Friday, at which point she told me she would not be working on Saturday but would be going for a "summer" photo shoot that day. I returned to the casa Saturday hoping perhaps Sol would be there, but learned all the girls were at a photoshoot and the casa was closed. A couple of minutes I went to check the link above for pictures of Alisa and noticed the previous pictures were just replaced with pictures of her at the beach.

So despite that their server is sometimes slow, it appears they are doing a pretty good job of keeping their website maintained and up to date.

the videos are a very nice touch. i especially liked the dupla. the chicas are hot and the photography looks pro. thanks....JR

LAGuy: Do you stay in a hotel or an apartment? If you stay in an apartment, do you get around the security deposit or do you just bite the bullet? Thanks.

I stay in a hotel so can't answer about the security deposit.

Nice report.
What part of the city is this apartment?
I usually stay down in the microcenter close to the Sheraton on Paraguay street.

The apartment is on the other side of that huge avenue where the obelisk is. From there you go up maybe three blocks to Uruguay and then take Uruguay to just before Bartholomeu Mitre (spelling probably a bit off). You should be able to find the 100 block of Uruguay on a map; if I had one handy, which I don't, I would give you more detailed directions.

One of these days I'll add a few other casas, including the other one on Uruguay to this report.

(Message edited by LAguy on December 01, 2008)

Laguy, I am assuming that you told them every thing postitive about me an all I will have to do is to roll into the venues with my nickname pinnned to my shirt.


Thanks fo rth ino, hope to see you there soon

Wow, I am locked in China for 10 days, and in that time LAGuy posted an actual trip report!!! Are pigs flying back in the states right now? Did hell freeze over? Blue moons on the horizon?

Come on guys, give me a break. I'm being held captive in a foreign country and am developing Stockholm syndrome owing to my Thai national Tulip girl captors.

Where's the sympathy?

Laguy,

here's some sympathy: the ole one finger salute!

I think you will be able to leave this Friday (12/5) if all goes as it should. Party on in the interim

Cold, CFK, cold.

LAguy, I definitely sympathize, and wish I could be there by your figurative side to support you (from the next-door torture chamber).

CFK: Are you by any chance being held captive also, perhaps within the confines of the USA? The ole one finger salute is so uncharacteristic of mellow you, so something must be up.

(Message edited by LAguy on December 02, 2008)

Laguy,
you are right, usually I am easy going, mellow,etc.
I am up to something. This week I decided to become desensitized to things, anything. Even if it's in a neutral mindsetting situation. Now I find myself nearly emotionless. If anyone questions the morality of my goal to become emotionless, remind them that this is a good alternative to suicide.
Next week however, I am going to have a revelation and find a reason to oppose this concept.
It is my hope to subconsciously set a pattern for you to follow in the future

CFK
P.S. I'm working on my Stockholm syndrome!

(Message edited by copperfieldkid on December 03, 2008)

Does anyone understand what he just said?

Perhaps CFK? Maybe?

139 Uruguay just posted another porno clip featuring one of their "actresses", i.e., Karla who has a picture above. You may be able to access it directly using this link: http://foro.evasonline.com.ar/showthread.php?t=82. It is possible though you will first need to register for the foro.evasonline.com.ar forum.

Now, does anyone know if there is a way to save this video clip on a Vista equipped computer? The other clips mentioned above have links that enable you to save them, this one I'm having some trouble with.

LAguy
There is something fundamentally perverse about a guy sitting in Bkk, hanging out at Tulips and NEP who is home sick for BA. Its just plain wrong.

BTW thanks for everything in BKK it was very cool to hook up with you again, and as the prophets wrote "next year in South America".

Actually Isawal, I'm sitting in my hotel in Bangkok with an upset stomach. Almost barfined a girl at Soi Cowboy earlier but decided to wait until tomorrow when (hopefully) my stomach will have recovered. So, I'm actually not presently homesick for BA, rather I am homesick for Tulip and the go-gos, at least til tomorrow.

It was good hooking up with you and perhaps next year we will meet up in South [ ] (to be filled in).

I will send you my travel plans for 2009 as soon as they are finalized.

I hope you feel better soon. an upset stomach? Do you think it could have been someone you ate?

Thanks for the pictures and the evasonline site.

Is it possible to find a good hotel ibn BA for $50 / night now?

MM

Is the $30 charge the same at most apartments?

I assume you mean the charge at the apt was $100 pesos.

MM

Like in Brasil, the apartments rates can vary dramatically. Generally they range from 20 pesos for a half hour up to 350 and beyond for an hour. For me, I play around in the 100 peso per hour to 250 range, probably averaging 150.

Can't really comment on hotels in the $50 range although I suspect apartments can still be found for around that price. And with hotels, remember there is a 21 percent tax on top of the quoted rates.

Thanks for the reponse LaGuy.

Some hotels will take cash. Many negotiation options then.

MM

Those are great prices. Are there any apartments close to the micro center down by the Sheraton.
I am usually close to Florida and Paraguay.
thanks

Give me a day or two and I'll make some suggestions about places near the Sheraton.

I have usually visited the Orleans Cafe where I have found many good quality Chicas and made alot of friends over the past 3 years. The cost is higher where I pay about 300 pesos but alot of the girls end up staying with me for hours so I cant complain.
I have never tried the apartments though and would like to try them out.

With regard to casas near, or relatively near, the Sheraton, there are two apartments under common ownership that post pics of some of their girls at www.templomarion.com.

On the plus side, I have found the apartments friendly, and with one small exception they have always given me what they have promised (the one exception was a girl asking for a 50 peso tip for anal (aka completo in Argentina) after the mama-san-or whatever they are called in Argentina--assured me it was included in the price).

On the negative side, there are usually only two or three girls working at each, and the quality of the girls tends to vary quite a bit.

The one that is closest to the downtown Sheraton is located at Maipu 429, piso 5 Apt 5. The last time I was there it cost 150 pesos an hour, but it is possible the price has increased in the last few months.

The other casa has in my experience better looking girls, at least most of the time, and charges accordingly at 200 pesos an hour (again based on my last visit a few months ago). It is located at Diagonal Norte 885, piso 3 Apt. G (on some maps Diagonal Norte may also be called Avenida R. Saenz Pena). Essentially if you keep walking down Maipu from the Sheraton a few blocks past Maipu 429, you will run into Diagonal Norte, and then will be within a block or two of the casa.

At both places, most, if not all girls, do anal, and this is included in the price although it is not unheard of for one of the girls to try to hustle you for a tip for this service. BBBJ's are the norm although I vaguely remember one instance where I may have had to tell one of the girls there to put the condom away for the blowjob.

As to the procedure, you just ring the buzzer at the front door and they will let you in. Or you could call one of the telephone numbers on their website.

For a first visit, it is probably best to go during the daytime or early evening during the week, as their hours are somewhat limited. However, I believe after a certain hour, perhaps 9 p.m., you can still get in but may have to call in advance or do some fancy talking over the intercom at the door.

Incidentally, Alisa at Uruguay 139 (see my initial report above) no longer works there, although looking at their website will show they have some replacements.

Great information. I will be sure to look them up. Do you live in BsAs. or just visit there?

Just visit every few months.

It should be added both at the templomarion casas, as well as 139 Uruguay, there is no problem with two pops during the hour sessions if you are "up" for it.

That is good to know. Nothing makes me madder than when a chica walks out after one pop and you still have a 1/2 hour of play time. To me an hour is an hour whether you are kissing or whatever.

LA Guy: For saving streaming video clips, you can get Download Helper or install the latest RealPlayer plug-in for your browser. Either one is not perfect but for the clip you mentioned, Real Player worked. You'll just have to google to find the programs.

Do you mind giving me your top picks on where to go for a first timer to BA? Can you share with me the name, area and district? I usually stay at 4 or 5 stars hotels so where whould you stay that is close to these places. Thank you

I guess I should finally review my experiences at Uruguay 343, 1st floor (one apartment per floor--note that 1st floor is up a flight of stairs). Before doing so, a couple of recent experiences at the places I reviewed above.

Regarding Uruguay 139, as noted previously Alisa no longer works there. The last time I was there I chose Karla as the other available girl was a fatty. However, contrary to my earlier experience, she wanted 50 pesos extra for anal and the mama-san (or whatever they are called in Argentina) said that indeed this is what they were supposed to charge. I'm not so enthusiastic about the place at 150 pesos per hour, although keeping this is perspective it is only $40. Karla though seems to have put on some weight herself, and is not really so attractive. If I go back, perhaps I'll try Laura.

Both pictures of Laura below are from their website: http://www.evasonline.com.ar/divasclub.




The pictures on Diva Club's website are reasonably accurate, at least by Buenos Aires standards where you are generally lucky if the pictures bear any resemblance to what the girl actually will look like.

Also, updating my earlier comments about Templo Marion, I recently visited their place on Diagonal and was disappointed there was only one girl available, and she was slightly overweight. It was the first time I left the place without taking a session. While I was leaving I mentioned I would check out their place on Maipu (referenced above) and was told it is no longer associated with TemploMarion and I was further told the girls there are now ugly. I decided to pass on the whole thing and now wonder whether Templo Marion (or the previous Templo Marion apartment on Maipu, which I believe is still operating but perhaps under different management) is still worth checking out. I may give it one more chance and if I do I'll let you guys know.

Now moving to Uruguay 343, it seems to be a place where some of the expats like to frequent along with the locals. At 100 pesos an hour, we are talking a little over $25 at current exchange rates. Many of the girls there include anal ("cola" en espanol) in the price and others don't offer it at all.

I don't know whether or not to recommend the place. Some of the girls there act as though they really don't want to be there, e.g., Rocio, who is one of the better lookers there (although doesn't do anal, will probably not kiss, and is extremely moody):



OTOH, I have had some great sessions with Jessi, and can recommend her highly, although she is not the best kisser in the world:



Both Rocio and Jessi are pretty in person, but not as much as their photoshopped photos (although the photoshopping is probably not extreme for these two).

Laura may give the best service at the place (including just about everything), but is not so attractive, notwithstanding her photoshopped pictures, e.g.:



Their website, where you can see the pictures and also who is working at any given moment (unfortunately, they do not include whether they are occupied) is www.gozanos.com.ar.

There are a couple of things to keep in mind though. First, the girls in person are for the most part not nearly as attractive as their pictures (and some of their pictures ain't so great to start out with). Second, and this strikes me as a bit weird, you may see that some of the girls on the website with different names look awfully similar, e.g., Rocio and Ro, or Laura and Lau. That is because they are the same girls.

Next time I check this place out I hope to see Dahiana and if she is anything like her picture will see how she performs. If anyone beats me to her, please post a review.

A couple of additional comments re Uruguay 343.

Nicole aka Nico-Gatubela used to be one of the more attractive girls there, may still be although last time I saw her a while ago she had an expanding waste line, and is very popular but has the worst personality of the bunch. I cannot recommend her since she can be even more annoying than Rocio. Nonetheless, here are a couple of her pictures from the website (before they began obscuring her face):




I forgot to include some of Dahiana's photos above (although in any event you can see them all on their website). So here are a couple:

Actually, Nicole has an expanding waistline, although I suppose given her bad personality it could be called a waste line (as above). One of these days I'll learn to proofread my posts before pressing the "post message" button. Then again, maybe not.

Is the Evasonline.com.ar website used by freelancers as well as the apartments? Do you have experiences with some of the other girls . . . like Daiana (5250-2769) and Agostina (6642-2446)? How much would you think girls like these would charge?

Thanks LA

Topfotog: Yours are questions I also have asked myself. Only the girls with DC (for Diva Club) in their names work at Uruguay 139; I assume the others are freelancers, but I wouldn't rule out some of them work out of apartments. As to price, I don't know.

In other words, I don't know the answers to your questions, but if anyone else here does, would be very interested in the answers.

I thought I better give a heads up regarding Uruguay 139, which I wrote favorably about above. It has gone seriously downhill since my favorable review (and is up to 200 pesos an hour, not worth it for this place), and therefore I cannot recommend it anymore.

I haven't visited Uruguay 343 for awhile, but notice that some of the talent I liked there no longer works at the place. It probably continues to be a semi-decent "value" casa, although nothing to write home about.

I had intended to write up a couple of other casas, but in true Argentinean style the places I initially liked almost immediately went downhill and no longer are worth visiting.

If I come up with anything more appealing that what I have seen so far in Buenos Aires (and if it looks like they might maintain a certain level of quality over time) I'll add to this report. In the meantime, if anyone else has any experiences at BA casas (good or bad) please tell us about them.

Well, good news guys! In a day or so, they will be able to take me off suicide watch!! Yes, I'm getting ready to leave Buenos Aires.

I earlier mentioned that Uruguay 139 is off the list. Talent down, prices up. And things are so bad there that the ugly madam now works as one of the "girls." Sheesh!

But even more distressing is what I saw today at Uruguay 343. In the past there usually was a combination of gordas with some alright reasonably thin girls mixed in. In fact, the pictures of Jessi and Rocio above (from their website), although perhaps photoshopped a bit, did give reasonably accurate indications of what their bodies looked like. And I think the same could be said for Nicole, at least as of a couple of years ago before she started spending all the money she earns on food.

Well, I have noticed a few new girls on the website who didn't look bad, and hoped to see something similar when I showed up there today. I friggin' couldn't believe when the "same" girls introduced themselves. I swear every single girl I was presented with today had a huge ass, a REALLY ugly face, or in many cases both. In fact, I would not be surprised if one took a tape measure and found that some of their asses were LITERALLY TWICE as large as in their depictions on the website. I can see a class action lawsuit against Adobe/Photoshop around the corner.

In any event, when I began writing about the casa tour, I had hoped to be able to direct some of you to decent casas in Buenos Aires. But essentially it is "no can do" at this point, notwithstanding that I have visited many many more than just those discussed in this thread.

Much moreso than in Brazil there seems to be a significant price quality correlation insofar as the attractiveness of the girls is concerned. But there is the additional problem that even when one pays relatively high prices in Buenos Aires (albeit mitigated by the weak peso), there is very little assurance one will have a great, or even good, experience. It is for that reason I soured on the higher-priced casas and have reported here about the mid-priced (leaning towards not very expensive) casas. But if I return, god forbid, maybe I'll take one (or a few) for the team and retry scoping out some of the more expensive places to see whether I can find anything truly worth recommending. In the meantime, have fun (in Brazil)!

Thanks for the update, Laguy. After my last trip to BA I decided that BA is a nice tourist destination and a lousy mongering destination. I'll visit for the food, culture, dance, shopping, etc. But never for the women. The high-priced options are just OK. Many of them are beautiful, but the service never seems to surpass the "just adequate" level. The Bang/Buck ratio is the worst in South America, despite the very weak peso.

I agree, obviously from my most recent post above, that BA is not a good mongering destination. The one piece of advice I can give to those who find themselves stuck in BA is the Paraguayans who work in BA tend to be much better choices than the Argentineans, based on much better attitudes, at least on average. It seems the higher-end casas (and I suspect clubs) may have a higher percentage of Argentineans working, another reason I find myself trying to find good mid- to low-priced casas that have at least some Paraguayans working. Unfortunately, there is still the problem that the casas are operated by Argentineans, meaning watch out for scams, overpromising what you will get, the most extreme photoshopping of their girls in the history of the world, and so forth.

I'm not sure, however, I agree with Bwana about the culture, shopping and so forth. I am, for example, virtually certain that upon entering hell one is greeted with non-stop tango "music," enough to drive one insane (or, I suppose, Argentinean). As to the food, I will admit I like Argentinean beef. It would taste better though if it were served by non-Argentineans.

By the way, if any Argentineans read this, just know I am just joking around, heh, heh, heh.