By Dr_yobbo on Tuesday, March 10, 2009 - 03:04 pm: Edit |
Arrived In AC at about 8am on 13th Feb. after a direct overnight flight from Oz. Thought it would be great idea to grab a few beers in manila for the drive. Only took 1Hr 10mins and 3 beers. My room was not ready at Pacific Breeze, this WAS as expected. The driver had pointed out Santos St. on the way in so I skipped breakfast in favor of checking out a few BJ bars and more beer. Managed to aquire BJ, got a hair cut, back to PB to see if room was ready. Caught up with Groovygator and his heirum at Shanos at some stage in the afternoon and was well on the way with the beers at this stage. Met up again with Gator and his Afgan buddy "JP" at Geckos and proceded to bar hop.
Discovered "Cherry girls" and their un-quenchable thirst for lady drinks. Picked up a LT from Crystal Palace and she got me to go sing some karaoke before heading back. At some stage it had become Valentines Day and I had aquired a new Valentine or so I was told.
WELCOME TO THE PHILIPPINES
Wow.....I think that was a personal best drinking binge. starting at 06:30am in manila and finishing at 03:00am in AC the next day. I had met KM at Mo's at some stage but I was so hammered that I had to check my camera to make sure.
Well the next few days are a bit of a blur...lots of bars, lots of beer and lots of girls. I had no problems finding hot little spinners. They were everywhere at any time....and I am the picky type. I did have to kick-out girls on 3 occasions but had no trouble at all finding quality replacements.....even at 01:30am. Did not wake up alone once.
As per usual with my trips I got the best on the last night, Marilyn from King of Diamonds(very nice little bar)she is tall, very slim, passionate and 18. I seriously did her all night and if I did not have to leave town in the morning I may well have retained her. I did have 1 girl called Donna, she was my fall back when I got too drunk to make decissions, after spending 3 non-consecutive nights with me she decided she loved me( or she wanted to join the western union club)hahaha. Bumped into KM a few times but he was running to his own adgenda, maybe next time KM
I have been reading Bwana diks trip report and discussion and would like to add my own opinions and observations on the question or Pattaya Vs. Angeles. This was a Big part of the reason for my AC trip.
If the perpose of a trip is mainly focused on girls and mongering I would go back to AC rather than Pattaya, But I could see how AC could get boring. I also spent a lot more money in AC than I would have in Patt(mostly on f***ing lady drinks).This may well be in part, due to being my 1st trip to AC and dispensing many many pesos while feeling my way around.
Pattaya seems to me to be a better place to party and more things to do when not mongering. I also find the Thai girls more attractive(apart from the tattoos)
I stay away from the gogo bars in Patt and stick to beer bars, the girls are nicer, cheaper and just as pretty. Gogo girls look great on stage but once they get changed and into decent lighting they look no better than a beer bar girl. But having said this, a beer bar girl is far more likely to turn down your advances if she dont like the look of you, this dont happen to me often (Im 40 yo) but it does happen. Well I think it is all part of the fun anyway. It does seem to me that I can sit at a Pattaya beer bar and play with the girls for as long as I like and have a much smaller bill than I would have in AC even though the price of drinks(excepting lady drinks) is cheaper in AC.
Not sure if I want to post my Pattaya beer bar MO, but if anyone wants to know more , send me a PM
By Zenrico on Tuesday, March 10, 2009 - 03:21 pm: Edit |
Thanks for the report. Photos ??
By Khun_mor on Tuesday, March 10, 2009 - 09:06 pm: Edit |
Hey Doc. Nice meeting you however briefly. I was not avoiding you or trying to be unsociable but I have found as I travel to AC more often I have made a solid group of friends among ex pats and bar managers. My dance card is getting pretty full even before I arrive these days. Pre arranged meetings and last minute encounters both. Borrowed a friend's motorcycle this trip and had a blast riding in the countryside with my GF hanging on for dear life. Found plenty to keep me occupied during the day this trip.
As you say - hopefully next time.
By Dr_yobbo on Tuesday, March 10, 2009 - 09:59 pm: Edit |
Yeah I do have some photos but it is a new camera and i have not had a chance to load up the software. Stay tunned
By Dr_yobbo on Wednesday, March 11, 2009 - 06:12 am: Edit |
Trip report continued
Miss Donna........ "as dumb as dog shit" as we say in the land of Oz..... but a "great root" I think she was new to the game(but they all say that) as she never asked why my hotel bedroom and bathroom were completely trashed everytime we walked in together after midnight....something to do with the ST or "kick out" from earlier I dont have a good photo of her, she would be a 9.5 if it were not for the big black hairy mole on her top lip, said she would be happy to get it cut off if some WU man will pay.
OK.....If you are bored with my rambling diatribe..how about some funny shit. The high light of my trip............
Picked up Jennifer(age 20) on my first trike trip to perimiter(flying solo agian )..from Foxy and took her back to Fields for a bit of a bar hop before the main nightly feature(boom boom),Went to a few bars where she had worked previously and we found a nice little spinner, Gerica(age 23)at K of D and she indicated in Tagalog and English that she would be happy to join the party.....well.....Jennifer aranged the rest and we piad BF for Gerica.
Well my friends....Gerica started to get a bit shy. I asked Jennifer to follow the waitress and make sure that all of Gerica's mongo juice had a double shot of vodka....hehehehe .well... we got Gerica well and truely Lubed and we both wanted to take her back to hotel for a good playtime. It started well with a nice 3some shower. I had arranged with Jennifer that we would start with one tit each and work our way down to to Gerica's pussy. Well...she got shy again, I could do it but Gerica would not let Jennifer do it.......Jennifer "Cracked the shits"(Aussie speak) and started to complain to Gerica and reminder her of what she had agreed to and what the customer had paid for(good girl that Jennifer). Jennifer thought it would be a good idea if I just sat on Gerica(Me 87 Kgs)and hold her legs up so that Jennifer could eat her out and get her into the spirit if things.
It did not work out as planned but both the girls stayed allnight(very nice) and they both wanted to come for breakfast. And I had a hell of a lot of fun. Unfortunatly, for Gerica, due to poor performence, she did not get breakfast. At PB pool/resteurant,Jennifer(good sport) and I met Groovygator and his latest GFE. Groovygatorgirl and Jennifer went up the street to buy Bikini(150 peso) and then came back for swim, fun and food(have pics)may have retained her also if I ws staying longer...
I may post more of this trip report when I can remeber it. stay tunned (photos)
The Yobbo
By Blazers on Wednesday, March 11, 2009 - 10:11 am: Edit |
"she would be a 9.5 if it were not for the big black hairy mole on her top lip"
You just described half of Angeles City bargirls.
By smitopher on Wednesday, March 11, 2009 - 05:28 pm: Edit |
God musta luved them moles... he made so many of them.
By Ceenotes on Thursday, March 12, 2009 - 12:09 am: Edit |
"she would be a 9.5 if it were not for the big black hairy mole on her top lip"
- On top of that black outline of a mustache.
Sounds like a good first trip.
Last month was also my first trip to AC.
I will visit this shithole again but Pattaya takes the cake on AC. I don't buy LD and dont care about the price of LD...it just worthless. It's like the guy in the bathroom who wants a tip for handing me a fucking napkin!
I was buying rounds to the guys at the bar before the girls. It's not like your going to lose any points by not buying a drink. Your only buying them orange Tang. Try buying them some shots, which most places refuses.
Talent...it took me about 3-4 bars to find a doable and coming in from Pattaya and BKK made my standards some what high.
How can you spend more money in AC then pattaya, when its twice as less.
Daytime action would be the Dollhouse since its 24hr. I would swing by at 11am and 8pm on the shift change.
Also, girls in AC are much nasty in bed then Soi 6. Girls in AC tend to be lazy and try to spend a night unlike Thailand.
gogo bars are a must since I can see a clear shot of their stomach and ass.
Lewis grand has some decent rooms but its off the beaten track. ($39 for a king is a deal)
CN
By Dr_yobbo on Thursday, March 12, 2009 - 04:53 am: Edit |
Trip Report continued...and a reply to CN
I mentioned in the 1st part of this trip report about the girl I had on the last night, Marilyn from King of Diamonds,tall,slim & passionate, well she gave me a little souvenir to take home...YES FOLKS!!! YOU GUEST IT..A DOSE OF THE CLAP\ Now confirmed to be CHLAMYDIA. SomNumNaa as they say in Thai. Not my 1st std so i got it sorted out pretty quick, I took the medication before the results were back. So much for thier weekly hygiene checks, and let that be a lesson for all. I WILL be posting HER photo.
OK Ceenotes... in response
I dont do Gogos in Patt except for a look and the very occasional ST. I prefer to spend my time and get LT girls from beer bars THB 300 for BF and THB 1000 for girl LT and always negotiated and confirm before BF is paid, also establish that she will do BJ. So this is not much more than AC.
If you bought a Lady drink or 2 in the beer bar you would have ample oppertunity to check the goodies before purchase, and anyway, those beer bar girls wear almost nothing in the way of clothing....oooohhh.......those tiny little denim shorts/skirts...OOHH how i miss them all
Well maybe I have aquired the knack of visually sifting through all the fugglies(fucking-ugly{Oz speak}) very quickly in the Patt beer bars. As I had no problems with finding top lookers in AC. Admittedly there were a few bars in AC where i left without finishing my drink, but that happens in patt also.
So...
I hope I have explained why I spend less in Thailand than I did in AC.
AS far perfomence in the sack is considered. I was most imprest with the PI chicks, sure I had some dudds. But when it came to 3some, anul, and BJ, I gotta hand it to the Pinay. Sure, the THai girls wriggle and ride very well but the overall service goes to the Pinay IMHO.
But all that aside, please let me quote......
"You can lead a horse to water but you cant make it drink".............OR/AND
"You can lead a whore to culture but you cant make her think"
IMHO it dont matter about race/region/religion when it comes to the quality of the sex, women are women. But I do like the asian attitude- "sex is an obligation, not an option"
I have some experience in Soi6. They are short time specialists. They sit around all day disscussing how to make the customer cum quickly while waiting for the Yaa Baa dealer to make his/her delivery. All good if thats what you want.
I spent long long time with a Soi6 girl and I will post some nice photos of her
There is a discussion going on at the 'Thai trip buddies' page at the moment that is along similar lines to this, I suggest you post some of your wisdom their CN (as i have)
Cheers for now...Photos to come
By Ceenotes on Friday, March 13, 2009 - 12:12 am: Edit |
Too bad you caught the shit...but hey..that's what you chance when you BBFS. But this is not your first and maybe not your last. I hope your smart enough not to pass that shit around in OZ.
far as - "IMHO it dont matter about race/region/religion when it comes to the quality of the sex, women are women"
I dont want to drift of the topic, but other parts of the world as Latin America and even Europe blows the sex performance by 3 folds, then Asia. I enjoy Asia because of the volume in girls.
Sniffing out fuglies...It's not hard since 1 out of 15 are maybe doable.
it took me hours on my first night to find a doable. I had a sharp memory and just kept tabs on the doables and came back over the next few days to EWR.
Too much clothes compared to Pattaya and after a few minutes, (seeing the strectch marks) I throw her back in on the conveyor belt.
I dont really care where I get the girls and how much extra... $20-$30 in cost will not hurt. But again maybe it's much higher, since your exchanging AUD. Beer bar girls tend to talk to much and since it's in the open, nested with other bars - they tend to by shy on me sticking my hand up her skirt in the open. go go bars are indoors and much wilder, better music. I don't sit there and talk about her family or her money issues for hours like I see some folks doing.
I get really bored fast, so LT is out of the question. First round on walking street starts at 10:30pm and second round starts about 1:30am. My trip was 11 nights in total -Thailand and AC and my count stands at 24 girls.
(I could of done much better, had a non-pro in BKK, that wouldn't leave) Didn't even catch any of their names. I usually name them according to the bar sign.
CN
By Dr_yobbo on Friday, March 13, 2009 - 03:07 am: Edit |
Wow CN. Im imprest. Your Thai language skills must be far superior to mine. My conversations with any Thai whore will last about 60 seconds before I have exhausted thier english and My Thai and we just desend into gropping and checking for stretch marks(oh..and dont forget the lady drink)If thier english is too good it will raise a big red flag for me. I like em FOB, before they get hard bitten
Yobbo
By Groovygator15 on Friday, March 13, 2009 - 02:52 pm: Edit |
Hey Yobbo,
It was great meeting you in AC, we had a good time, and yes, you did meet KM at Mo's when you had to have a cheeseburger....LOL. My account expired when I got back, and I couldn't remember my password, so this is my new ID. I am planning another trip but trying to decide to go back to AC or back to Pattaya, either way I will be someplace April 27th - May 5th. Talk with you later.
Groovy
By Dr_yobbo on Saturday, March 14, 2009 - 08:13 am: Edit |
Hey CN
If you want to enjoy a trip to a beer bar in Pattaya then Here is a small piece of information in case you were not aware.
When it comes to tips, if you leave the tip on the tray it goes into the pot and gets shared among all the bar staff, but if you give a tip directly to a girl by placing it directly into her bra or panties she gets to keep it all for herself. So there is no problem with sticking your hand in a girls panties so long as the hand contains THB50 note.
50 is the ideal tip, 20 too little and 100 too much. Ever noticed that those 50 Baht notes are hard to come by?. OR...try getting a fist full of 20s and when the girl realizes what you are about she will start to show you all of the places that she has available for you to put them without caring too much about who is watching. 3x20s should get you a good look and feel and a bit of fun. Give it a try and let me know how you go. I like to tease them a bit and make my 3x20s last for 5 minutes and by this time I will have another 6 girls inviting me to stick my hand down their panties. Another bit of fun that has worked for me on many an occasion is to ask the girl if she is a "Katoey"(LadyBoy) a legitimate question in a Patt bb as there is sooo many of them. The result of this "katoey" inquiry will often result in an offer to inspect the goodies and check for yourself. In my experience this will usualy happen after the exhaustive 60 seconds of conversation(and the purchase of LadyDrink) provided you seem like a good fun character(Khun jai dee) and not Keeneow(tight-ass/Cheap)
Well I do appologize for rambling on. This is supposed to be a trip report.
Please advise me if I have got too far off topic. But I did preface this report as "Pattaya Vs. AC" so I was inviting and providing opinions. For the same trip I would have spent AUD$1,000 less in Pattaya for the same amount of time and fun, but Im sure that if I got to know AC better I could reduce my expenditure and increase my fun, might have helped if I was not hanging out with those Afganistan boys who blow Pesos like there is no tomorrow.....YES Grooveygator...Im talkin' about YOU and your buddy "JP"....But it was great hanging out with you guys, Please stay in touch.
OK Ceenotes,
I did not BBFS intentionaly, just had a bit of a blowout,and then kept on going, you know what I mean. Did not pass it on!!! all sorted now.
I think(IMHO) that you have judged AC a bit harshly. I could have had more fun in Pattaya for less money, or , longer fun in Patt for the same money, but I am realy glad that I checked out Angeles City, Philippines. I have no regrets(well...just one, but that was my own stupidity)
Photos to come...promise
The Yobbo
By Ceenotes on Saturday, March 14, 2009 - 07:09 pm: Edit |
Hey DRY,
Maybe its just me...the beer bars a bit boring. On my last several trips, I would have to walk by all the beer bar platforms toward the beach rd. All wearing jeans/shirts and aggressive but I couldnt find any talent. Mostly girls over 27-30 which is a no-no.
At a freelance club like Lucifers or Mixx my cost will be $1000 THB for two hours. Usually they tell me no at first, then 30 mintues go by and they accept (better then standing around right). Go go's are a bit tougher, my last trip at Super gogo, I paid 1200 for ST + 600BF
Usually I just finish up and walk out with them and meet my buddies at Lucifers or Mixx for my second plate.
Girls speaking some english...your right, all I hear in the tuk-tuk to my hotel is how they have a boyfriend in the UK or where ever and how much he loves her and sends her.
Lady drinks - I may buy them one if it's a shot of something. I refuse to but them orange tang or cranberry juice.
I was looking at a few websites on AC and seen some better talent. Maybe I went during a bad time? who knows?
I could imagine how much STD's are floating around. EVERY girl I was with, opt for no condom.
Sometime's before reaching for a condom, I would say...I don't use condoms....they would reply "ok - no problem" and try to get me to slide it in ASAP. Scary!
Have you been to Phuket? About the same price as Pattaya or less, but much cheaper then BKK.
CN
By Halibut99 on Wednesday, April 08, 2009 - 09:50 pm: Edit |
"Phuket"?
Sounds like it might be appropriately named.