MEDELLIN, JUNE 2009- SUPER BUENO!

"You thought the leaden winter would bring you down forever,
But you rode upon a steamer to the violence of the sun.
And the colors of the sea blind your eyes with trembling mermaids,
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave ulysses:
How his naked ears were tortured by the sirens sweetly singing,
For the sparkling waves are calling you to kiss their white laced lips.
And you see a girls brown body dancing through the turquoise,
And her footprints make you follow where the sky loves the sea.
And when your fingers find her, she drowns you in her body,
Carving deep blue ripples in the tissues of your mind."
--ERIC CLAPTON, TALES OF BRAVE ULYSSES

Disclaimer: Left my freakin' notes in Chicago! Typing this one up blind, guys. Could wait 'til I get back from the Philippines, but I'm guessing I'll have a thing or two to report there, so let's just get to this "warm up" trip. Excuse my lack of detail...

Special Thanks to the folks at El Castillo, to Boyd and Robert especially. Room 5, my home away from home. 30 days this time, less the 3 they had me in Room 9, which utterly spoiled me. Jacuizzi, plasma big screen, computer in room, the chicas just dropping onto that huge bed. Free breakfasts (where you share intel with your fellow degenerates, and how will you do that living alone in an apartment?) free laundry, free calls to the States. There might be alternatives in Medellin, but I don't see why anyone would stay anywhere else.

Very cool, too, to have met Texas Tom, James, Kevin. Also, to meet so many from the CRT board. HolaB, Ciaociao, Archieleach, El Silencio and, of course, the one and only Phoenix Rising. Never saw a crew so damn...organized! Pool floaties and a huge tin of chocolately-dripping chocolate chip cookies! Not to mention those $20 buck cigars and the "house kitten"...more on her later. Vamos!

OVERVIEW:

I arrived on June 1. The news leading in was not good. Assassinations at Mayorista. Headless Frenchman back of a taxicab. "Social Cleansing" by local gangs. Robbery way up, tourists being targeted...

Can I tell you, once again, I saw none of it.

This doesn't mean it doesn't happen. Folks, this is Colombia. You can't wear shorts to Mayorista. You can't blab loudly in English if you hang on Centro streets at night. But, I promise you, if you blend in, keep a low profile, hit and run, you'll be fine. Many a night I was in Centro alone. In point of fact, I felt safer alone than leading a group of Castilloans. I would routinely walk from the 53/De Grief street girl scene up to the Executivo/Maricaibo Club area. I like being among the people. The smell of shish-ke-bobing meat on the grill, the barkers clapping hands in front of the Tabernas, fat Botero whores laughing/cursing beside Botero Lounging Lady sculptures, toothless men selling Chicklets from cardboard boxes, the singing borachos and hopeless borachos. Salsa blasting from 50 tabernas at once, like Dylan's "music in the cafes at night and revolution in the air." I need this. This...vida. Be aware, be safe, but don't let paranoia rob you of experience.

Despite my porcean appearance ("the fat accountant" post had me falling out of my chair laughing, thanks Frank Casio) I did lose 15 pounds in a month on a diet of Castillo eggs by day, then Mall Oveido/Texas House Filet Mignon with mushroom sauce. When Mom asks I tell her it was a pure protein diet along with stepped up exercise regime and good clean Colombian living! Some terrific restaurants in Parque Lleras and Las Palmitas for a splurge with that special lady. But I ain't no Galluping Gormet. On to the bitches...

As an overview, I'll tell you this trip was dominated by Street Girls. In my three years here, I've never seen it better. Centro was amazing. Mayorista was a bit down due to a dead body or two, but came on strong at the end. Even the 33 area yielded some action. Strip Clubs had their moments. I gravitate toward the mid and low end clubs (Apoteosis/Americano/Maricaibo) all of which yielded great chicas. You'd have to be dead from the waist to say that Fase Dos/San Diego were complete wastes of time. I didn't session these upper-end joints but if you have the time, absolutely get down there. Mansion girls were plentiful. Again, to be able to pick numbers from Robert and Body's cellphone stashes is worth the price of staying at Castillo/Mansion. Boyd is on a Wilt Chamberlain pace with the Massage Parlors. I truly don't think there's one that's escaped him and his Louisville Slugger dick. He set me onto several who were outstanding, most of whom sorry to say, refused to be photographed. But they're out there and I'll point you to them.

CHICAS: DAY: MASSAGE PARLORS

ESTEPHANIE: NEW LIFE

I had heard about this Shakira lookalike but missed her several times. The jefe was putting in calls not returned. I figured she was taken off market by some rich gringo but lo and behold, as I was in the waiting room with some Mansionistas, she strolled in. Eso! Got her up to Castillo a couple times. Uber-spinner, loves sex, an Ebert thumbs up.

Photo: Estaphanie - New Life 01

LUNA: LATINAS

Killer body, the braces smile, no clock watcher and sex aficianado. Wouldn't let me snap a photo, but ask for her. You'll thank me, guaranteed.

KAREN: LINDA'S CHICAS

Not the night Linda's Chicas. MP formerly known as ---, just up the street from Barcelona. Karen is a beauty that works for about $8 a lay. No justice. Wonderful personality, lithe body. Worth the (are you kidding me?) $15 for 30 minutes.

MELANIE: SEXI

Sexi gets my vote for best overall lineup (followed by NEW LIFE). No less than 5 doables here. Melanie is the best but don't forget NICOLE and VALENTINA. And how could you forget the Special 2 for 50K for 45 minutes? No, I can't pay that... $22 bucks for 2 women who look like that, it's slave labor, it's criminal! I can't pay that little, can I?

DAY CHICAS: STREET GIRLS

Guys who hit Centro by day neglect to remember there's an entire other scene, the street girls. Difficult to give you exact directions. If you go to Botero Plaza and walk toward the church, then take a right on the cobblestone street, you'll find some working girls at the end, then take another right and look in the doorways of the love motels. From 2pm on there's a scene. From 4pm and on you get the "shift change", where night time street chicas emerge. Then walk down to 53/De Grief and look in the doorways of Hotel Nuevo Paraiso and across the street. Always action, almost always locals.

CINDY & JENI

These two go back to the days of RadioMan. Known them for 3 years. Cindy has a kid now. Jeni says she's studying in collegio to get off the streets once and for all. We hit the Mall. They scarf Pizza Hut pepperonis. Play motorcycle video games, put them in the vibrating chair, then hit TERMINATOR. More than the 'ol in and out. After 3 years, we're pals. You would do well to find them.

Photos: Jeni - El Centro 02 03
Photo: Cindy - El Centro 04

NATALY

23, hardbody. Submissive. No beauty queen, only a great lay.

Photo: Nataly - El Centro 05

DAY CHICAS: MANSION GIRLS

Yeah, the Sunday parties of yore are gone. But head over there around 5pm most any day, you'll find about 5 honies ready for action. News Flash: It's a buyers market! They ask 150K but, at least in June, they will quietly take 100K. Watch word there is quietly. Negotiate away from their friends. Tell them 100K ain't chopped liver and it beats NADA. Then give back to extra 50 for concessions like 2X leches, photos/vids, no rubber, etc. If they nix these, fall back to the basic 100K.

ANGELICA

The Goddess. Best Mansion lay in 3 years. Came from Robert's personal stash and thank you Robert! 3X through with her and probably got too close. Guys, this is a PSE to the max, not a GFE. Girl changes horses faster than Paul Revere. And her lifestyle choices are pretty well known about town, leave it at that. Take a ticket, get in line, fuck her hard as you can, send her on to the next. That's entertainment!

Photos: Angelica 06 07 08 09 10 11

SARA

Hottie came from Maricaibo Club. Has a mixed rep but she and I were fine together. Notorious clock-watcher, so be warned.

Photos: Sara - Maricaibo 12 13

CAROLINA

Formerly of Mayorista, this year a Mansion girl. Downside is she wants 150K for what she used to charge 30K for. Upside is you can get her for 100K, and she's a pure sweetheart. Will wait you out at the parties, spend hours 'til the booze and horniness kick in and you pick her. Better lay than ever. Recommended.

Photos: Carolina - Mayorista 14 15

LIZA

Didn't session with her, but after seeing that Siberus show with Liza and her fantastic vibration machine, damn! Liquids spraying everywhere and Liza not in any hurry to get off the machine. Cripes!

Photos: Liza 16 17

YULI

Last year's Goddess. Not exactly over the hill at what, 20? Still, a year later, it wasn't the Honeymoon any more. With a body not seen on Clark Street, Chicago, Yuli can still rock your world. Doesn't hang much at the Mansion any more. Ask Boyd for info.

Photo: Yuli 18

NIGHT CHICAS: MID-LEVEL CLUBS

APOTEOSIS

Best Strip Club on the Pauly Vegas Circuit. Didn't even have time for TIFFANY, an utterly fantastic blonde from last trip who works weekends only. Look for her. While you're at it, don't pass up MARIA JOSE.

Photos: Maria Jose - Apoteosis 19 20

MJ came to Castillo one night. 90 minutes late. "I wouldn't wait for Jessica Alba that long!" said I, p.o.ed. "Kiss me, biatch," she responded. Something to that effect. All forgiven. The Castillo Boys impressed, asked if she had friends. 45 minutes later, three more Apoteosis hotties appear, including uber-spinner SALOME.

Photos: Salome - Apoteosis 21 22 23

We commence upon the whisky, the dressing up as French Maids, Nurses, then silly string fights, the boys pairing off with their Apo Goddess and me with mine. Just another Tuesday night at Castillo.

MARICAIBO/EXECUTIVO/AMERICANO

Couple hotties here, no photos. Mostly down, talent-wise, kinda disappointing actually. Disappointing, that is, 'til I found CAMILLA...

Photos: Camilla 24 25 26 27 28

When you're in town a month you go through phases. There's the GOTTA FUCK EVERYTHING NOW phase. There's the burned-out SATIATED AS SHIT phase. Then there's the CLOSE IT OUT RIGHT phase. The ol' in/out has been DONE. It needs to be about something more than just sex. Like you and your Centro chick cracking up in the cab when the driver puts on Snoop Dogg music videos featuring XXX action. Like coming into Castillo, a place she's never even heard about, to her gazing out on the pool and squealing, "SUPER BUENO!"

Something more than the sex.

But the sex should be good too...let's not forget. CAMILLA'S dad did her tits. A noted plastic surgeon, you can barely see the cuts ringed about the nipple. She took home my Super Woman and Wonder Woman costumes after a chaotic photo shoot. Wear them well, baby.

STREET GIRLS

ANGELICA hangs nights at Nuevo Paraiso. Walked up those stairs with Boyd and was bushwacked, literally. She and her sister, each grabbed an arm, insisted on sex. $50 for both. Total porno movie. One of the great half hours of my life. Came out arm in arm with them to find Boyd entertaining "mi novia" Jeni. She blows her lid, wants to revenge fuck Boyd on the spot. "Anything I can do to help!" he says. Just another Thursday night at Nuevo Paraiso.

Photo: Angelica - El Centro 29

JOHANNA

When you know the street girls you get to put hands on their friends. JOHANNA is JENI's friend, thus we were introduced, thus big smile on Pequeno Pablo. Find her, do her. You'll thank me later.

Photo: Johanna - El Centro 30

YULI

Pure natural beauty. Not there often. Another Nuevo Paraiso/De Grief girl. I love when they watch TV, remote control in hand, as we fuck. Something so detached it's kinky. Or she absently chews on the candy necklace I bought her. Another De Grief gem.

Photo: Yuli - El Centro 31

JENNIFER

An intelligent street girl? Yep. Among the glue heads, she stands out. Look for her in the new hot doorway near the Botero Plaza church. Single one block strip looks like Tijuana.

Photo: Jennifer - El Centro 32

MAYORISTA

Like I said, thought it was a down year. Gone were MIRLEE, NATALY, ALEJANDRA, CAROLINA. Only pulled DIANA first couple weeks. Nice natural girl, will go back with you for 80K, dos "pulvos".

Photo: Diana - Mayorista 33

Didn't find TATIANA 'til nearly the end. Was given intel that I shouldn't bother. Looked that this flacca hardbody and just hadda hadda. Get her back to Room 5 and she's a sweetheart. Too late to get a photo downloaded. Look for the best body on Mayorista. If she says her name is TATIANA, grab hold.

I had kept hearing about GERALDINE, the Demi Moore clone. Castillo James was a Demi Moore magnet, couldn't hit Mayorista for more than 10 seconds without seeing her. Me? I had no such luck for weeks. Finally hit Mayorista WITH James and bingo! Up she comes and damn!, she's a dead-ringer for G.I. JANE. The beauty of Geraldine is she's still (reasonably) unspoiled despite her picture being all over the internet. Knows the Demi Moore name but has never seen a movie by her. Bring her back to your hotel for 100K. Super fuck, loves sex, photos, partying. She won't be at Mayorista next trip. Too much talent. Lastly, ask her to bring her amigita (Cherish?) along. You will stagger out when it's over, that's a lock.

Photos: Geraldine - Mayorista 34 35 36

LINDA'S CHICAS

My #1 (whoever you spend your last night with is #1?) is MARI LUZ. One of the featured girls for Nancy (what a piece of work she is), MARI LUZ lives on site with her new baby. Also photographed recently (piss poorly), she's a great chica you'd do well to find. Te extranare, muneca.

Photo: Mari Luz - Linda's Chicas 37

SOME RANDOM THOUGHTS.......

DON'T BE THE ASSHOLE

The downside to living at Castillo is you have to co-exist. If I'm in an apartment I never meet THE ASSHOLE. You know the asshole. You've met him. You know him right from the start. His actions define him and, like Oscar Wilde said, "you...are...that."

--The asshole cloisters himself in his room.
--The asshole needs to inject himself with steroids to make himself a man.
--The asshole takes his shirt off and walks down to Oviedo to impress all who gaze upon him.
--The asshole speaks only in English and is truly the ugly American who fucks it up for all who follow.
--The asshole won't work to find his own chicks. He'll wait for you to go to the bathroom and hit up the chick your with for her phone number.
--The asshole will pay ridiculous amounts to lock that chick up for a full week--literally pay her to NOT show up elsewhere-- thereby fucking up the pay scale for all who follow.
--The asshole will come down off his perch to grab a chick he did not invite at a Castillo party without thinking of a single human being beside himself. When he returns the girl he will grab a knife and fork--I shit you not--take off his shirt and make growling animal noises to impress every female and male with his pumped-up physique.

Keep your eyes peeled for the asshole, guys.

TO THE CRT CREW

Again, great meeting you all. Sorry to have only that one night overlap. Loved the pool inflatables, the big tin of cookies, the big cigars. The best though was the "House Kitten." They paid for a chica to live ON SITE, essentially as the trip's "mascot," to be available to any of them at a moment's notice. This woman was well-compensated, especially considering the average pay of a Paisa. But imagine what Oprah would say! Can't you smell a Lisa Ling investigation?! That's how I know it's a stroke of genius. I mean, who DOES that? Great touch, original and bold. Fuck Oprah.

TO THE HOMELAND SECURITY CREW

No rousting this time. Of course not, I carried nothing through, media-wise. Zero, after last year's fiasco. I would recommend all monger's reading this do likewise. Download photos--original size and shrinkpictures.com 600 X 450--onto the internet. No need to carry 'em through. Vids are harder, requiring more bandwidth. There are ways around this which I guess I'm hesitant to mention here. Amazing, the fear and paranoia and GUILT we mongers are supposed to feel. Going overseas to have sex with women in 3rd World nations, capitalizing on the poverty of others for our own sexual depravity! What the devil are we thinking?!

LASTLY

If you're with women 18 and older (every chica you see in this report has a photocopied cedula recorded in Castillo files) you're still guilty! How dare you have sex! A recent report showed Chicagoans have sex 71 times a year. Where can they go for fulfillment? They miserably seek out internet dating sites for possible life partners. Reader Personals, Just Lunch dating services, furtive glances on the CTA.

Me? I haven't had a traditional "date" in a decade. I have given myself over to the monger way. It's impossible, really, to explain to those friends and family, but I couldn't be happier in the here and now present tense. For 30 days I have been cuddled and caressed, massaged and kissed into chill-out status. Yes, this Type A is chilled out. How?

--Watching The Exorcist in Spanish at 1:30am with your lady, covered in sweat naked and laughing as Linda Blair's head spins around, "FUCK ME! FUCK ME!"
--Heads turning at Oveido as you and your two Centro chicks rotate on the massaging chair.
--Parading a big fakey titted chica around the pool in a bathing suit a size too small for your brothers in arms to see.
--Hugh Hefner Hour. 10am, around the pool. Sun crisp, take a dip, tan, burn the Chicago out of me. Cellphone rings. It's a chica, gorgeous gorgeousity. "Hey baby...no, I didn't forget. I'd LOVE to see you today. Let me get my book..." Just doesn't happen on Southport Avenue, does it?
--Street girls run screaming into the shower stall when you open up on them with silly string.
--Mansion Girls roll laughing when you attach Humphrey the Humping Hound to their thighs, press his ear, and watch him hump them.
--Strip Club girls who open up when the camera comes out, gladly jumping into a white rubber Nurse getup, full Wonder Woman gear with gold armbands and hat, then demand to see every photo, "muestreme!" Never stand between a chick and her image.
--Destroyed at 2am, not another ounce of strength to fuck, as your girl sings, "un cafe con sal"...
--Not even rolling over when, at 2:01am, she notes, "All gringos have white asses."
--2:42am, trying some American music for once instead of the usual raggaeton, mouthing the words "I shot my mouth off and you showed me what that hole was for."
--Going to see a street chica's room, and her newborn. Jesus, the poverty. Take some photos, print them for her. She, grateful for such small favors.
--When your chick at Linda's Chicas looks down from above, A goddess, and you do your best Romeo y Juliet speech, she not understanding a word.
--Suds wars in the Jacuizzi.
--Rolling atop you in the Jacuizzi, she kisses you, her body like a young seal. Time stops and you are blessed, blessed, blessed.
--At the gate, cab waiting. "Te quiero. Te extranare," she says. And she means it. Or, at least seems to...

These are the good old days.

PV

Thnks Broth,,,u right "muy bueno" Great report,,,!! Hope u r posting more of ur great pictures!!!
Take care!

Que bueno! Muchas gracias, PV!

Will get to the actual report later as I've got a 4th of july party to go to, but let me just say, wow...regarding your photos. Great outfits, interesting poses!

I love your pictures Pauly, thanks for sharing... It was a pleasure meeting you in Colombia, I hope our paths cross again on a future trip.

Very well done. I'm glad the peso was a little better for you this time around...

Jonesie

Good stuff !! Thanks for sharing.
I am thinking to start bringing funny outfits for the girls...
Zen.

nice. I am getting tempted to check it out. But not sure if it is so good that it is worth going away from Rio just to check it out.

Unfortunatly, air fares in Brazil are high, I think the lowest rate to Medellin I found is like 700-900 dollars.

Wow.. Thank god El Castillo makes and keeps copies of all the girls cedulas.. I wouldn't want to get caught with some of those pics and telling customs "yes there 18"... Upload to a server better yet..

You have great tastes in women. Nice choices. I couldnt stop looking at the last one. Where did you find her and how was she? Makes me want to take another trip back. Thanks again, AZ

Wow, great report PV. Very fun to read. I always bring and give away lingerie, but never thought to bring the wigs and other props. I hope you won't mind if I steal some of your ideas. I'll be at the Mansion next week. Wish our trips could have overlapped.

Azguy, the last one is Mariluz she's from Lindas Chicas (Casa de Nancy). She's very GFE I sessioned with her a few times.

Hi guys...

Thanks for the kind words. 30 days is a long trip, you inevitably get a wider view of things vs., say, a one week trip.

AZ GUY...that last pic is of Mari Luz from Linda's Chicas. Hopefully when the Administrator comes back he can place each chica's photo with the chica.

Sobe9ball...the Castillo has gotten much tougher in terms of demanding ID's. A chica of mine was turned away when she forgot her cedula. I, also, took still photos of some of these ID'S. All are 18 or they don't end up with me. And every street chica is clothed in the photos.

Brazil Specialist...$900 from Brazil? Wow. Some guys are getting NINE dollar fares (plus tax) through Spirit.

Good luck, all...

pv

pv: your report was an excellent read. Thanks. I hope to hang with Boyd in Sept. He wasn't much into the street girls before so I hope to capitalize on his new found interest.

You have a fine selection of chicas in your pics. Thanks for sharing them with us. I am particularly smitten by . . .

1) chica in the white swimsuit 2) chica with blue earrings in front of Colombian flag 3) chica with implants with pink boa (is this Camilla?) & 4) last chica with the bridal veil and in another photo with pink wig.

Great work. How long will you be in AC? I'd love to have your schedule.

great report and pics , i really loved reading this report. Wow i wan't super girl!

"9 dollar spirit fares" = scam , avoid them like the plague , spirit airlines did me really bad.

American is under $300 , free bags x 2 , x2 carry on , free sodas/snacks/movies , oh yea and mostly they use Boeing , unlike spirits paper plane airbuses

Thanks for the nice pictures, I agree the chica in the white swimsuit is hermosaaaa! Where did you met her?

Hey that last girl looks alot like Jennifer Love-Hewitt. Adds extra spice, but I don't think you need it.

PV1, you make me want to "CUM" back there ASAP! Thanks for sharing your sexploits awesome!

sf4dfish

Great pics Pauly can't wait to start my adventure. have a blast in the Philippines.rbc100

Pauly mi amigo - you're a gentleman and a monger. And damn my moratorium on bolt-ons - I WILL bang Angelica next time down there...

GR

Great report PV...love the pictures...I know what you mean about assholes down there amigo..On a recent trip i met a real loser(know it all with the personality of a frog)..Poor guy needs to loosen up and have some fun....Again enjoyed the report!

What a fantastic taste in women.

Angelica is hot. I will have to look her up the next time I am down there.

Pauly,
I know you from CRT, I dont post there much anymore. Mostly because of my 10 day trip to the mansion last november. Brought on directly by your previous posts there & here.
Keep up the good work. When the economy turns around enough to need Civil Engineers & Land Planners again, I will be back in the saddle & hope to run into you in the program.
Adios
Stratone