Since no one is posting anything, I might as well give to you a few more laughs.
Here's are a few more questions (my answers in the LAST "()" of each question)...36) Spoken with a child that answered chica's phone? (two at the same time on a 3-way call..jk)
37) Had a chica give you a phony phone number? (u bet your ass)
38) Had a chica call you COLLECT? (I don't give out my number)
39) Had a chica call you on her dime? (see 38)
40) Gotten a chica's home address? (Yes, but never visited)
41) Written a letter/postcard to a chica? (nope, whatever I have to say I say it in person)
42) Had a chica write YOU a letter/postcard (write me what?)
43) Corresponded by email with a chica? (I don't think she knew computers existed)
44) Talked to the chica about the internet? (Too busy trying to bone her)
45) Talked to a chica about Redsnake or #aspt on irc? (MUY MALO!!!) (see 44)
46) Screwed a chica without a condom? (on my finger :))
47) Came inside a chica without a condom? (her mouth?)
48) Fucked a chica on her period (that's sick)
49) Fucked a chica BAREBACK on her period? (DUMBASS!!!) (que cochino!!)
50) Gotten a chica pregnant? (by shooting sperm in her eye?)
51) Gotten a chica an abortion? (instant PHD!!!) (damn! I wanted this one)
52) Had anal sex w/ a chica? (No prefiero panocha)
53) Paid extra for anal sex? (buttman you did)
54) Fisted a chica? (yeah, but my hand is so small she thought it was my finger)
55) Fisted a chica on her period??? (Instant PERVERT status!) (another one scapes me)
56) Sucked milk from a lactating chica? (got milk?)
57) Knowingly done an underage chica? (I'm close to it)
58) Done a SUSPECTEDLY underage chica? (maybe)
59) GOT EXTRA EXCITED by doing an underage chica? (I will)
60) Done a deaf chica? (I thought it was the language barrier)
61) Done a handicapped chica? (in the handicap restroom?)
62) Done a crosseyed/fucked-up-eyed chica? (I thought she was looking out for the police)
63) Done a 40+ year old chica? (Do they exist?)
64) Done a chica over 200 lbs? (Cual Gorda?)
65) Done a chica under 5 feet tall? (with or without her shoes?)
66) Told a chica you loved her? (hell no!!)
67) Had a chica tell YOU she loved YOU? (hell yeah!!)
68) BELIEVED a chica when she told you she loved you? (ummh...not after 15 mins of screwing her)
69) Had a chica tell you she HATED you? (I only get love :)...ha!) (She said it twice)
70) Had a drink poured on you by a chica? (thought it was an accident)
71) Been hit by a chica in anger? (thought it was her twisted way of saying "TE AMO!")
72) Met a chica's family? (her children count?)
73) Met a chica's HUSBAND? (which one?)
74) Been to a chica's cuarto? (was afraid of her husband ---> no)
75) Been to a chica's home? (not quite yet)
76) Slept over at a chica's home? (see 75)
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