Posted by Matiz on September 30, 2000 at 15:21:42:
| After sixteen mind-numbing days of watching the Summer Olympics, I thought it only appropriate to compile a Top Ten list of my own Olympic sexual fantasies, with apologies to Baron de Coubertin: 10. Diver Laura Wilkinson giving the crowd her trademark sweet smile, and then, after she gets out of the pool, she comes over to me in the hot tub next to the pool and gives me a BBBJ. 9. Swimmers Dara Torres and Jenny Thompson in a foursome with me and a bottle of Wesson oil. What better way to patch up their rivalry between them than have both of them pleasing me at the same time, one on the shaft and one on the balls. 8. Mia Hamm, Julie Foudy, and Laurie Fair, wearing only their sox and spikes, sitting in the goal mouth with their legs spread. I get three penalty kicks. Each. 7. Gail Devers in the doggy position. I want to admire her amazing legs and ass, but don’t want her to scratch me with those long fingernails. 6. The Aussie pole vaulter, Gregorieva, bent over a table. I slowly cut away those tight green short-shorts first. I keep taunting her, "Let's see you vault this pole." 5. The entire Cuban women’s volleyball team. They’d each get their turn on the bed with me, but would substitute into the action one by one by holding up those little substitution cards. I finish with a facial on Regla-Torres. 4. Serena Williams and a lot of lube. First a BBTF (bare back titty fuck), then from behind as she's bent over the net, and then every position I could think of. This is one time I would consider anal. 3. Svetlana Khorkina, the Russian gymnast, tied up and spread-eagled naked over the pommel horse. As I take her she is grunting every dirty word in Russian that she knows (which I bet is a lot). I'd consider letting her whip me, but only if she wore black leather boots with stiletto heels and a chain around her neck. 2. Merlene Ottey, the 40-year old Jamaican sprinter who’s built like a brick shithouse and, despite running in her fourth Olympics, missed a bronze medal by only 1/100 of a second. Naked, wearing only her running shoes, she assumes the starting position in the blocks, head down, ass up. I come up and take her from behind. Each time I thrust, I tell her she has a bad attitude and needs to be more of a team player. 1. Misty May and Holly McPeak, the American beach volleyball honeys, naked doggy style on the sand. We keep things loose and smooth with lots of suntan oil. Whenever one gets tired, she yells, “Side out!” and I switch to the other. Honorable mention: Lisa Leslie; Fu Mingsha; the entire Russian rhythmic gymnastics team; any drunk female Brazilian fan. Oh, yes. The American women’s softball team. I would have them clean up all the condoms and tissue paper after I was done, sweep the floors, and turn out the lights. Of course I'd tip them a dollar. Remember, this is MY fantasy. YMMV. Faster, higher, stronger! |
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