Posted by Taxibob on October 09, 2000 at 18:04:38:
Gringa English Yes = No. No = Yes. Maybe = No. I'm sorry = You'll be sorry... We need = I want. It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now. Do what ever you want = You'll pay for this later. We need to talk = I need to complain. Sure go ahead = I don't want you to. I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron! You're so manly = You need a shave, and you sweat a lot. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs. This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house. I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper. I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep. Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive. How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate. I'll be ready in a minute = I'll be ages but do NOT put the TV back on. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me. Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead,] Gringo English |
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