Re: Where did it all go wrong?

Posted by MrPink on October 18, 2000 at 16:27:17:

In Reply to: Where did it all go wrong? posted by Tmoney on October 16, 2000 at 11:18:47:

Remember, talking about it is part of the addiction. The State Dept. had a good laugh at my 'conspiracy to commit crimes against an American citizen visiting a foreign country' story. The cousin said it's her's(because of the border and wire service involved). The inmigration lawyer I was using said, "forget about it." The hypnotist said, " you will remember..." where it all went wrong. Lakers- in the coffee house, how did I know it was you? You are a handsome devil, they were right. Strike Eagle- good call on the CC thing, sorry about the ... thanks for the 'heads-up.' NC- I was any character that flamed any other character that was me or someone I was trying to 'advise.' Porker- you saved me important dollars. P-Man- After forty, never hike thirty miles without IBprofanal 800's. But, who'd want to? Christine- maybe, by the time your off probation for beating my roommate, you'll understand how you are wrong. Hi honey, just here to break and enter. Oh, when you pulled a knife and charged him... we could call that attempted murder. If you'd waited and knocked on the door, I would have let you in. And, yes, you were wearing me down. It would have only been a matter of time till I caved in and let you have your way with me. I really liked you. Dr. FSMBWT- I've waited twelve years to make ammends, thanks for following my simple instructions: email me. Were you being lied to? Yes, they were. Truth: I never did the nurse, she was a friend of Levy's. We just 'made-out' mucho. I'd get her all hot and bothered, with her skirt up around her waist, then, just leave her like that. She still wanted to see me, after you came home. You are the only 'girlfriend' that I'd not cheated on. An agent will deliver the true story to you. Thanks for your help. You were angry and protective... yet, suprisingly warm and humorous. I've always been afraid you'd fall in with the Bush family. Not that it would be bad... Where did this all go wrong? Does it matter? Is it wrong? Possibly, you are wrong. If you get some asshole outside your hotel room yelling, "you're the victim now," email me. It is possible that they may be a pathalogical liar in the midst of some confabulation that may prove embarrassing to you. I'll advise how to confront this person in an assertive and non-threatening way. I sometimes forget how to do this. But, why bother? I'd rather turn it over to a power greater than myself. PS-I actually do know Bob the Wet-back Gringo. He's been kidnapped all over Mexico. He said he'd introduce me to Marko. Over a tofu salad, at some little vegetarian resturant, I'd imagine. Oh, Bob wants to know, who rented the limo. MP This post was for StrikeEagle. Thanks for your help. Unglemach has already gone to the winter home in the Keys, I guess I'll have to take us out of here on my own. Here it goes: Good-bye. Well that was pretty easy.

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