Posted by KRICO on October 24, 2000 at 19:35:31:
In Reply to: Re: mexicana sense of humour posted by Ritmo on October 24, 2000 at 18:44:28:
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You know what drives me wild? Humour-wise, I mean...is when they do it all with their eyes or just the slightest bit of body-languge. You can almost read their minds. I was sittin' in AB one afternoon with a buddy and I introduced him to Claudia ( the real young lookin' one with the straight black hair, and braces, lithe, modelesque body...acts very shy...and actually IS very shy...hates to give BJ's but loves to fuck...). My buddy, when he gets a certain way, insists that chicks drink real tequila with him. So the three of us are sittin' in a booth and he starts ordering her tequila. He always insists on sampling the girl's glass of tequila to make sure she's gettin' real tequila. Well, Claudia ain't much of a drinker, or at least a drinker of tequila...so my buddy keeps trying to get her to drink it and she's saying she's not interested. So she turns a bit towards me, rolls her eyes, and then kinda gets this real exasperated look on er face, and says out of the corner of her mouth, to me, "Siempre una problema." (He's always a problem!). Just the way she did it cracked me up. Another time, I was sittin' at the main bar (AB) late at night and Alicia (world-class "real" rack, always a revealing decolletage, (shows cleavage) tight-little bubble-butt, morena, about 5'4" , slightly wavey, fine-fibered, dark brown hair, always wears a lot of gold chains, from Acapulco, always wants a beer...and does have a little beer belly...) sits down next to me and starts trying to hustle me. I'd never talked with her before, and frankly I wasn't interested in dealin' with a chick at that moment, but I did like lookin' at the rack. So I said to her, "Ya know, little lady, I bet you meet a lot of interesting guys here, doncha?" Without losing a beat she draws her fragrant face close to mine, smiling sweetly, raises one eyebrow, and says, "Como tu, cabrone?" KRICO
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