Posted by KRICO on November 15, 2000 at 19:59:43:
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So I'm readin' one of my Mexican comics that I love so much...and I get to the part where the masseur is peeking over the shower partition in the dressing room, and he sees the swimming instructor porking the supposedly virginal and virtuous debutante in the shower. And she's howlin' "Parteme! Parteme!" So I look it up in my diccionario, porque nunca he visto esta "expression" antes... Turns out the chica is screamin' "Split me! Split me!" Anybody heard a chica say that before? I've heard plently of "Que rico!"s and "Matame!"s and "Cojesteme!"s (I think that's what she was saying...)...but never a "Split me!" before... Now I'm wonderin' what a chica's reaction would be if I said "Te gustaria si te partiria?" (You it would please if you I would split?")or ( Wouldja like it if I'd split ya?") Careful: "parto" which I thought would be the first person present tense of the infinitive "partir" means "childbirth", hence I went into the conditional in my sample phrase...If I said "Te gustaria si te parto?" that apparently means "Would you like it if you childbirth?" KRICO
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