Posted by Jarocho on December 01, 2000 at 22:20:33:
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>Read it ALL!!!!!!! AND I MEAN ALL!!!!!! >> >> >>ORAL SEX-AN ODE TO LOVE >> >>Penis breath, a lover's dread >>Is what you get when you give head >>Unpleasant as it tends to be >>Be grateful that he doesn't pee >>It's times like this, you wonder why >>you bothered reaching for his fly >>But it's too late, can't be a tease >>Accept the facts, get on your knees >>You know you've got a job to do >>So open wide and shove it through >>Lick the tip then take it all >>Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl >>Slide up and down, use your tongue >>And feel the precum start to run >>So when the fuck's he gonna cum >>Just, when you can't take anymore >>You hear your lover's mighty roar >>And when he hits that real high note >>You feel it oozing down your throat >>Salty, fishy, sticky, yucky stuff >>Okay, already that's enough >>Let's switch you say, before you gag >>And whats your revenge, your on the rag. >> >>*******The Top Ten Men!!******** >> >>1. The Doctor because he says,"Take off your clothes" >>2. The Dentist because he says,"Open Wide" >>3. The hairdresser because he says,"Do you >>want it teased or blown" >>4. The Milkman because he says,"Do you want >>it in front or in back?" >>5. The Interior Decorator because he says,"Once you have it >>all in, you'll love it." >>6. The Banker because he says,"If you take it >>out to soon, you'll lose interest" >>7. The Police Officer because he >>says,"Spread 'em" >>8. The Mailman because he always delivers >>his package. >>9. The Pilot because he takes off fast and >>then slows down. >>10. The Hunter because he always goes deep in >>the bush, shoots twice >> >>THE CREATION OF A PUSSY >> >>Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, >>created a pussy to their design. >>First was a butcher, >>with smart wit, >>using a knife, >>he gave it a slit, >>Second was a carpenter, >>strong and bold, >>with a hammer and chisel, >>he gave it a hole, >>Third was a tailor, >>tall and thin, >>by using red velvet, >>the lined it within, >>Fourth was a hunter, >>short and stout, >>with a piece of fox fur, >>he lined it without, >>Fifth was a fisherman, >>nasty as hell, >>threw in a fish and gave it a smell, >>Sixth was a preacher, >>whose name was McGee, >> he touched it and blessed it, >>and said it could pee, >>Last was a sailor, >>dirty little runt, >>he sucked it and fucked it, >>and called it a cunt. >> >>Support Condom Week- READ it! >> >>LIST OF POSSIBLE SLOGANS PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK >> >>1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP >>2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YR WHACKER >>3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YR WILLY >>4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YR SPOUT >>5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YR BONER >>6. YOU CANT GO WRONG, IF U SHIELD YR DONG >>7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT. >>8. IF U THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YR MONKEY >>9. IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE >>10. IT WILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP YR PETER >>11. SHE WONT GET SICK IF U WRAP YR DICK >>12. IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YR MEAT >>13. WHILE YR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YR PENIS >>14. WHEN U TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YR TROUSER MOUSE >>15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAPYR MEMBER >>16. NEVER,NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER >>17. DONT BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YR TOOL >>18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YR ERECTION >>19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL >>20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER >>21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE! >> |
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