Posted by Billypv on December 06, 2000 at 12:31:41:
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Gentlemen, I am a dog. I am a dog. But I am a dog. ============================================ After dinner it’s a night on the town....club-hopping to the hottest spots in town by limousine, dancing the night away while rubbing elbows with celebrities. After a perfect evening on the town, it’s off to the Ritz Carlton Hotel....the presidential sweet, no less. Slowly this vision of beauty begins to remove her clothes, one article at a time, while swaying seductively. The man quickly dis-robes, jumps into bed, and becomes more and more aroused by the sensual movements of his lady. He beckons her to join him and she replies “In a moment, darling! I’m going to freshen up for you”. As she walks to the powder room her foot catches the edge of the rug causing this vision of beauty to loose her balance and she falls flat on her face! The man LEAPS out of bed and rushes to her aid. In a tender and caring voice he asks “Are you ok darling? Is my little poopsey-woopsey ok? Did that mean fall hurt your little nosey-wosey?”. Once assured she is ok, he gently sweeps her into his arms and carries her to the bed where they make mad, passionate love. When they are done she gets out of bed and heads for the powder room. Amazingly, once again she catches her foot on the carpet and stumbles and falls flat on her face! The man looks over and says “clumsy bitch”. I am a dog. |
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