Posted by Celtics on December 15, 2000 at 07:55:33:
In Reply to: My advice posted by Porker on December 14, 2000 at 20:15:07:
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"Of course if all else fails you can do what one of my best friends does: Get really drunk so you can't finish AT ALL, negotiate a $30 session not mentioning time AT ALL, screw her for 2 hours non-stop and then only give her extra money if she whines and goes to security or the cops at the end! You better have a helluva personality to pull THAT off, however!", sez Porker. That's funny, but VERY possible. One of the keys he didn't mention is to get YOUR own room for the NIGHT. I also agree that getting a chica upstairs (to your own room) can be a LOT cheaper than buying them $6.00 chica OJs. Of course, buying a couple drinks may be NECESSARY to check out the vibe and make clear what you want. Or, more simply...WOO em, then SCREW em! Celtics
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