set for Jan.6th !!!!!!!!

Posted by Billypv on December 21, 2000 at 20:47:02:

SPECIAL REPORT....... The inaugural "Street-Girl 500" has been officialy re-scheduled for the 6th of January. This announcement was made today by race promoter "Scooter". News reports quoted promoter Scooter as saying "we need a little more time to plan to give all the contestants time to put in their proper entry forms and Jeeez, we need to print T-Shirts, etc.... I think Jan 6, 2001 should be the official date." Along with allowing more entries in the race, it will also give "drivers" more practice laps and final-tuning before the "Greatest Spectacal In Mongering". The honorable "SireEnigma", head of the rules commitee, today outlined the plans regarding official scorekeeping. In a press statement released just hours ago, the rules chairman was quoted as saying..... "All claims for the SG500 will be accepted at face value, unless specifically challenged by another contestant actually actively participating in the aforesaid contest. If such a dispute should arise, penetration alone, either orally or by any other orifice wiil be considered the same as a "dimpled chad" and not sufficient evidence to add to the official count. Just as the US Supreme court has concluded that a ballot must be completely punched, The SG in question must also be completely punched to point that fluids are released to count the score. Just as write-ins are allowed in elections, The SG500 may accept points scored regardless of the orifice of deposit. After careful consideration, deposits left outside an officially sanctioned orifice will also be counted, as long as they can be verified. Any puched ballots or SG's after the close of the contest may not be considered for scoring purposes unless already in the downstroke when the contest ended." Gentlemen, rev up your engines! Grab a piece of history in the making! Get your entry in NOW!!! "The Street-Girl 500" "The Greatest Spectacal In Mongering".

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