Posted by CapnDave on December 29, 2000 at 23:47:13:
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This is the first night of my first-ever trip to La Zona Norte, on Saturday Dec 23, 2000. My flight is delayed by 2-1/2 hours so I don't arrive in San Diego until around 10:30PM. I take the city bus (I think it's called The Flyer) from the airport to the America Plaza Transfer Station in downtown SD. Then I take the Blue Line trolley to the border. Fast safe and painless, even late at night with luggage, and only costs $2. I walk to my hotel, the San Ysidro Travelodge, and check in. So far so good. I take my "experience enhancing" drugs before leaving the hotel since I know I will be drinking. 50mg of Viagra, 800mg of generic Cimetidine, and 3 GNC Horny Goat Weed capsules. I take another batch of the same assortment with me for later. I walk to the border around midnight. As I walk over the overpass I strike up a conversation with some drunk gringos and it turns out they're just leaving from doing some mongering themselves. They can't believe I have flown in from Denver just for the Mexican whores. They keep asking me what is the MAIN purpose of my trip. I suspect many San Diegans don't realize how fortunate they are to have this resource so close by. I pick the oldest of the cabbies offering their services and he defers me to a younger driver. The young guy agrees to cinco dolares to Adelitas and off we go. I don't tip the cabbie and also refuse to tip a guy who opens the door for me in front of Adelitas, although he protests profusely. I immediately enter Adelitas and am surprised at how many men are there. There are quite a few chicas, but the ratio must be 10-to-1 men. Not even a chance of sitting down at the bar. In fact the whole night I never did find a comfortable place to just sit and have a beer at AB. I notice several chicas that look promising, but none that I just have to have immediately, so after I finish my beer I go over to Chicago Club. At CC I immediately find a spot at the bar and order a beer. What is it with tipping the bartenders in La Zona? I was careful to tip $1 for every beer I ordered, and for every chica drink as well, and yet I never ONCE got any kind of acknowledgement of the tip. Is a $1 tip so common that it is taken for granted? I was tempted to not tip once and see if they would scowl, or look surprised, or just act the same as when I did tip. It was very interesting to see the differences between the clubs and also between individual girls. What I thought especially interesting were the girls that wore very plain and non-revealing clothes, but seemed to be doing good business. I talk to a couple guys at the bar. One guy introduces me to his conservatively-dressed friend Anna, and tells me she is good upstairs. She is fairly cute and is friendly, but just doesn't "do it" for me looks/body wise. The best looking chicas seem to be surrounded by guys. One chica has been giving me the eye since I got there, and finally comes over and positions herself between my legs! Her name is Viviana and she asks me to buy her a drink, so I do. She speaks some Ingles, which is imperative for me, until I can learn more Espanol. It doesn't take long for her to suggest we get a room. She is cute, sexy, and friendly, and I am getting a good "feeling" from her (hehe), so I think what the hell. She asks $60 plus the room, and I try to bargain her down, but she insists she is worth it. I give in and we go up. The room is nice and clean. The first thing Viviana does is sit down on the toilet and pee right there in front of me. One of those cultural differences I guess. I give her one of my own condoms (Magnum) which are easier to put on and more comfortable for me. She uses her own condom for the opening BJ, which is decent and fairly lengthy, and then puts on my condom and gets on top. She has a fairly nice body by my standards; nothing extraordinary but no obvious flaws either. We do missionary, doggie style, "T" position (is there another name for this?), then back to missionary, with her applying lubricant between each position. I am having trouble popping, until she grabs hold of my unit around the base, and somehow increases the friction noticably and then I pop pretty quickly. I have never experienced this technique before; I am impressed, and happy! Well after the extended session, I expect her to hurry on out of there, but instead she proceeds to give me a nice backrub. What service! I love this girl! We never get a knock on the door, which she points out as a good thing. We eventually get dressed and leave, and I pay the cleaner guy his $1 and we both go back into CC. At this point I am a little uncomfortable. If I sit with Viviana, then I'll feel like a scumbag when I'm scanning the room for other potentials. On the other hand, I feel like it would be disrespectful to just ignore her. So I leave and go to AB. I decide from now on I should not go back into the club at all after a session, and just immediately go to a different club for a while. I am determined to get laid twice per night for my 4 nights in TJ, so I take batch #2 of my "vitamins" and continue to prowl AB and CC until early in the morning. Another cutie in CC, Marina, has a nice smile and jokes playfully with me across the room. I ask if she will be there tomorrow night and she says yes. But tonite I want to do an AB girl for comparison/contrast. At about 5AM I decide to enlist the help of the helpful AB serving staff to find my next girl. That doesn't work out too well for me, probably because I don't specify my needs very well. What I really want is a chica with big hooters that speaks Ingles. What I end up asking Tommy for is a "nice" girl. I don't even know what that means. So he brings over a cutie and I agree to buy her a drink. She has small breasts and understands NO English, but seems really personable, so once again I think why not? We attempt some light conversation, which is mostly just frustrating because of the language barrier. I do understand when she tells me she is frio, as she cuddles up close to me. Hah! What language barrier?! She tells me $50 to go to el cuarto, and so naturally I ask if she will go for $30, hoping to end up at $40. She seems genuinely hurt that I would suggest such a low price. I usually have no problem with the Mexican haggling tradition. Friends in the US even chastise me for trying to haggle US services. But this time I feel like a slime for suggesting she is only worth $30 to me. In the future if a chica is friendly and her asking price seems reasonable, I think I will just skip the haggling part. I agree to $50 and we leave AB. It doesn't start off well. After the obligatory peeing in front of me (I'm seeing a pattern here), we "undress". She is still cold so not only won't she take her top off all the way, she also keeps her jacket on! She gives me a very short BJ, then her on top, then missionary, then "T". By the way, she never did get well lubricated and she didn't apply any external lubricant. What is the deal with that? I've run into this before in Ensenada. If a girl knows she doesn't always get wet, then why wouldn't she have a bottle of KY ready to go? To me this is very unprofessional, and uncomfortable! (and dangerous, keep reading) So I finally pop after some vigourous in-n-out, and I pull out and yikes, the condom is broken! She is mortified. She tells me she has weekly testing, but asks me several times if *I* am OK. I try to assure her that I am disease-free, but she is still (understandably) upset. I ask her if this means maybe more ninos for her, and she laughs and says no she already has 2 and doesn't want any more. When she is getting dressed she winces and said "mucho sexo". Sorry! I'm starting to feel really bad at this point. But I'm very thankful for the mandatory STD testing (and that I have recently tested clean myself), especially when the next morning I noticed serious abrasions on the head of my dick from the furious (bareback) action. So this session has gone from bad to worse. She seems angry at me, but is nice enough to not show overt hostility. Back at the hotel counter she just says "bye" and turns away. That's that. By the way, I purposely didn't mention her name here because I think this is a classic case of YMMV. She was very friendly and obviously a genuine feeling person, and I'm sure she would be great for someone else. We just didn't work well together. I ask a cabbie in front of AB for a ride to la frontera. He asks for $6 and I counter with $5. Then he says OK, and as he opens the door he says $5 + $1 teep. I agree but vow to go straight to the CC taxis next time. So overall a good first-time Zona Roja experience, thanks to all the pre-planning and help from you guys on this board. Although the last session wasn't so good, I go to sleep eagerly looking forward to night #2. Capn Dave |
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