Posted by Ritmo on February 27, 2001 at 14:11:04:
In Reply to: Re: Of course you will always posted by horndogg on February 27, 2001 at 08:58:42:
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for those hordes of homocidal Mexican cab drivers, out to take first prize in the 'who can off the most gueros and stuff 'em into your trunk?' contest that the Mexican govt. has been surreptitiously sponsoring for more than a zillion, bejillion years. Most of 'em disguise themselves as nice guys, then shoot ya, skin ya, eat the crunchy parts and store the rest in the trunk. After that, they use the victim's calling card to phone his relatives, being sure to indicate that the victim was killed, robbed and cannibalized by a lunatic Mexican cab driver, so that the family can appropriately spread the word of warning. Can't turn around in Mexico these days without trippin' over half a dozen Mexican cabbies lookin' ta rob, kill, and eat ya. I had to single-handedly fend off seven such attacks just yesterday--and I wasn't even in Mexico! The problem is SPREADING! Let's keep our guard up!
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