Posted by Ritmo on February 27, 2001 at 14:21:21:
In Reply to: Re: Erip -- Still waiting for the COMIDA report, tho... posted by Redongdo on February 27, 2001 at 12:39:06:
Hey, Bro Red, I bet that has to do with the unusually high number of homocidal, cannibal Mexican cab drivers who are out thattaway. I barely escaped with my life once there, had to kill 17 murderous thief Mexican cab drivers, cleverly disguised as normal ol Joses tryin' to make a few bucks. Managed to fight 10 of them to a standstill at the same time as I was simultaneously pleasuring four chicas who had insisted that I take all of them home after buying me drinks all night and then giving me $100 apiece (I'll let you figure out which appendages were being used for the pleasuring and which for the elimination of the homocidal cab drivers). Then 7 more sneak-attacked as I was giving my 35th girl of the night her final (49th, but who's counting?) orgasm. I was almost too busily concentrating on the matter at hand, but was fortunately able to kill them all at one blow. Next time, though, I might not be so lucky.
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