Posted by tight_fit on March 12, 2001 at 21:27:40:
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The old lady that was parked in the alcove in the CC during a typical noncustomer afternoon decided to interupt the groping that I had going on with this sexy cutie that was trying to convince me that I had at least one teaspoon of sperm left to ejaculate. She wanted some money to buy some food as she was hungry. I love to eat myself and am a sucker for anything to do with food. But I am not going to give her or anyone else just money. So I stopped the touchie feelie and went across the street and bought her some tacos. Naturally the chicas (all 3 of them) gave me a round of applause when I returned. The old lady kind of glared at me but opened the package and begin to eat. Right off the bat she started bitching about "ay, que ciloso que son los tacos". Hey, Mexicans invented the hot pepper so lighten up. Next it was a complaint about how she couldn't find the beef, just lots of chiles and lettuce. Finally she begin moaning about how I should have bought her a soda to calm the heat and to wash it all down. Ten minutes later I got to hear about how she needed money to FLY home to the southern part of Mexico. I was rude enough to mention that people who are broke should maybe take the bus. No way Jose. She actually told me that the bus sucked because the entire trip it was filled with beggars and con artists trying to rip one off. Those kind of people weren't allowed on an airplane. I told her that I had flown down myself and all I was fed were some peanuts. She didn't get it but the chica next to me smiled and ran her hand along the inside of my leg.
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