Posted by diego on April 20, 2001 at 15:09:14:
In Reply to: Those forever amazing chicas posted by Whistler on April 20, 2001 at 13:48:57:
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>>> 1. The toilet broke. Before I could even think of what to do, she had the top off diagnoised the problem, and fixed it with a little rubberized thing from her hair. That is because Mexican toilets are so bad, all Mexicans know how to fix them. It is one of the the three things that a Mexican actually learns in Secundaria. >>> 2. We had some Coronas in the room, but no opener. Over the course of the evening, she opened all 6 bottles on a table edge, with a single blow from the heel of her hand. Yes, her delicate, feminine, well manicured hand. Yes - this is the second of the three things a Mexican actually learns in Secundaria. >>> 3. Gin - No not the gin you drink, but the card game. I taught her to play a couple of months ago, and now I'm sorry I did. The other night, she brought a deck of cards, and wanted to play. She beat me 3 games in a row. Yes, I'm a decent player and have learned the game as a kid. She learned in February. You guessed it - this is the third thing a Mexican actually learns in Secundaria - how to cheat at cards! OK, before someone asks, I'm absolutely sure that she is a chica, and has been since birth. Oh - didn't you know? 80% of all Mexican whores were actually originally men. If you don't believe me, then ask 5 girls at San Souci if you can "check out the merchandise" ;^)
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