Posted by diego on May 01, 2001 at 19:17:36:
In Reply to: Jail? posted by Porker on May 01, 2001 at 19:01:30:
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Yes. I saw 4 young dudes turned away at the door of Safari, and remembered how I don't like that, so I said to them, I said; "Watch this", and I proceeded to flash my white ass at the doormen. Well, one thing led to another, and a cop tried to shake me down for dough, so I said "Screw this", and tried to make a run for it, as he was so short. But, he had a radio, and I'm getting older and fatter and slower by the minute, so they surrounded me a couple of blocks away - and I went "peaceful-like". Last time I was in, it cost $24 to get out(public drunkeness) - this time it cost me a cool $60(indecent exposure, I guess). Believe it or not, I don't think they charged me anything extra for running. I'm lucky they didn't beat the shit out of me, however. They cops took ALL my money, of course. So, when it came time to make bail, I had to call my girlfriend - otherwise, I would have had to spend 3 days in there. As I was leaving the joint, and was saying goodbye to all my new jailor friends, I saw the trustys preparing a meal - it didn't smell that bad - I wonder what it would have tasted like?
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