Posted by Matiz on May 05, 2001 at 16:34:06:
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After Air Jordans, we should have known Air Emersons wouldn't be far behind. The current edition of Mother Jones says that a British company is marketing a new bra that has an air pump that will increase "apparent" breast size by two full cups. Wonderbra and Victoria's Secret are following soon with their versions of the "Airotica" bra. I thought push-up bras were a scourge, making it difficult to tell whether it's real or Memorex. But with training, you could see that the sides and undersides of the breast were unnaturally slim, the result of the Wonderbra pushing what's there to where it ain't. Now, the new bra fills out those missing areas and all you'll see on your B-cup honey is tons of cleavage and a full, round appearance. At least until you get her in the room.
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