Posted by KRICO on May 05, 2001 at 16:57:34:
In Reply to: Re: Okay. Them's fighting words!!! posted by captainfatass on May 05, 2001 at 15:32:26:
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Especially, if he was wearing his inventive bifocals and draggin' around a wet kite-string... Did you know that Franklin "invented" execution by electrocution...first tried on a turkey, no less. He thought it was a "humane" way to slaughter animals...Probably baked the bird, too...since his electrical source was raw lightning. Franklin's quote about older women was something along the lines of "They don't tell, they don't swell ( as in "pregnant") and they are as GRATEFUL as hell..." Apocryphal? Your guess is as good as mine... KRICO
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