ClubHombre.com Rio Cheat Sheet
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Last updated December 2003
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Escort Instructions:

  1. Your name
  2. Name of hotel, address, and room number
  3. Phone number
  4. Name of the girl
  5. Time to meet (agora means now)

Book - A book with pictures of the models with faces showing that can be brought to your hotel room usually for a small fee

Prive - A private room on premises or arrangement with a love hotel that can be used to meet escorts; sometimes called a local

Key words in Portuguese:
completa/completinha = anal
oral completa ate o final = blowjob to completion
dupla = two girls (not necessarily lesbian though)
festa/festinha = group party
traco = fee for changing partners

Phrases frequently encountered in escort ads:
estilo mulherão - full body, big tits and ass (something like Gena Davis)
estilo mignon/mignonzinha - little, skinny but with nice tits and ass (like Sandra Bullock)
estilo ninfeta/ninfetinha - teenager/jailbait/nympho (Britney Spears type image)
estilo gostosona - "Yummy"/delicious - doesn't refer to any body type (but definitely not waif-like)
estilo patricinha - "little rich bitch" style (think Patricia Silverstone)
seios estilo U.S.A. - big tits like an american girl
estilo namorada/namoradinha - like a girlfriend
estilo menina/menininha - young girl, sweet innocent (as opposed to ninfeta who is more overtly sexual)
estilo manequim - fashion model, so this is the skinny type
estilo falsa magra - literally "fake skinny girl" - this is the big hip, small waist, big tits girl (Victorias Secret type models)
estilo garota de shopping - like a shopping mall salesgirl - again a question of attitude more than looks

Escort Agencies For English
Agencia Cris http://www.agenciacris.com.br/ Book Prive 1h=R$70 or R$80, 2h=R$100 2205-7787  
Agencia Mil Faces http://www.milfaces.com/   9885-6645 9885-6446 Speak English
As Patricinhas http://www.aspatricinhas.com/ 2249-7947 3287-8819 9202-9331
Barra Girls http://www.barragirls.com/   7 x 24 prices advertised but vary per girl 9432-2328 9965-6054 8143-7420
Barra Queen http://www.barraqueen.com/ Prive 3185-0877 3387-7303  
Barra VIP's http://www.barravips.com.br/   7 days prices advertised but vary per girl, expensive 3185-8820 9295-6250  
Cassia Scort http://www.cassiascort.com.br/ 2h = R$100 2554-3338 3185-7669  
Chase Models http://www.chasemodels.com.br/   prices advertised but vary per girl, expensive 8131-2056 8131-2055  
Cia Plus http://www.ciaplus.com/ 7 x 24 1h = R$130 2h=R$180, discount R$100/R$150 before 6pm 2525-4546 3902-2666  
Company Girl http://www.companygirl.com.br/   7 days same girls as http://www.prosexy.com.br/ 2522-6978 2494-0197  
Contatos Rio http://www.contatosrio.com/ 9748-0000 9881-7242  
Desejos Rio http://www.desejosrio.com/   9362-6381    
Ellegance http://www.ellegance.com.br/ 2259-3526 3185-4955  
Encontros Online http://www.encontrosonline.com/   7 days   9728-2077 9445-5980  
Fetiches Online http://www.fetichesonline.com.br/ 8806-3283 9777-3009  
Gaby Escort http://www.gabyescort.com/   2259-3516 2259-3526  
Gatas VIPs http://www.gatasvips.com/ 3287-8819 9202-9331  
Karla Models http://www.karlamodels.com.br/ Book Prive M-F 1h = R$80, 2h = R$100, all girls completa 2502-4290 2504-4810  
Lindas Models http://www.lindasmodels.com.br/ Prive M-Sx24 1h = R$80, closed sundays 2225-4900 2205-2463  
Loren's Models (Sexy Hall) http://www.lorenmodels.com.br/   trad 1h=R$180, 2h=R$250 vip from 1h=R$200, 2h=R$300 9747-0242 9694-3150  
Malu Models http://www.malumodels.com/ Book 7 x 24 3287-7849 3903-1809  
New Scort http://www.newscort.com/   Prive   2237-7992    
NitWoman http://www.nitwoman.com.br/ 7 x 24 in Niteroi, 1h=R$70, 2h=R$120, 3h=R$170 3027-0355 3027-3904  
Prazer Total http://www.prazertotal.com/   8878-9168 9756-1411  
Programa Sexy http://www.programasexy.com/ also known as Agencia Models 9846-2115 8117-4043  
Que Calor/40 Graus http://www.40graus.net/   9426-2887 9704-8543  
Rio Fantasy http://www.riofantasy.net/ 9698-3971 9111-9266  
Rio Relax http://www.riorelax.com/   9225-1470 9362-6384  
Rio Top Dreams http://www.riotopdreams.com/ 9669-4880  
Rio Top Girls http://www.riotopgirls.com/   7 x 24   3208-0949 9377-1608 Speak English
Scort Show http://www.scortshow.com.br/ 1h = R$80, 2h = R$100, all girls completa 2553-6115 2553-4045  
Sensual Rio http://www.sensualrio.com/   7 days first number from noon to 6pm, second from 6pm to 12 9451-1920 9331-2144  
Sexy Stilus http://www.sensualidade.com/sexystilus/ 9727-6113 9361-9692  
Utopia Sex http://www.utopiasex.com/   9664-0833 9819-6231  
VIP RJ http://www.viprj.com.br/ Book     expensive 9403-3440 9718-2476 Speak English
Independent Escorts
Amantes & Cia http://www.amantesecia.com.br/ mostly massage girls  
Destack http://www.destack.com.br/   lots of girls with big bundas, some older Direct dial to each girl  
Escort Girl http://www.escortgirl.com.br/ consolidation site for escort agencies with some independents  
Hot Side http://www.hotside.com.br/   high turnover, mostly independents Some girls work from shared apartments  
So Gatas http://www.sogatas.com.br/       just a few girls      
Restaurants with Program Girls
Balcony afternoon/evening/early morning Lido Av.Atlântica, 1424  
Mab's afternoon/evening   Lido 2275-7299 Av.Atlântica, 1140  
Meia Pataca afternoon/evening Copacabana 2522-0744 Av.Atlântica, 3312  
Terraco Atlantico outside Help, starting about 10PM       Copacabana 2522-1296 Av.Atlântica, 3432  
Love Hotels
Bambina http://www.bambinahotel.com.br/ Botafogo 2539-0713 Rua Bambina, 65   
Magic Hotel http://www.magichotel.com.br/   Gloria 2507-2037 Rua Santo Amaro, 11 
Hotel Sinless http://www.sinless.com.br/ Leblon 2512-9913 Av. Niemeyer, 214 
Panda Hotel http://www.pandahotel.com.br/   Botafogo 2537-3134 Rua São Clemente, 298
Snob Hotel http://www.snobhotel.com.br/ Centro 2509-0395 Rua Henrique Valadares, 150 
VIPS Motel http://www.vipsmotel.com.br/       Leblon 3322-1662 Av. Niemeyer, 418  
Termas
4x4 (Quatro e Quatro) http://www.quatroporquatro.com.br/ open at 2PM M-F Centro 2283-1009 Rua Buenos Aires, 44
502   open at 2PM M-F Centro   Rua de Alfandega, 502  
61 open at 2PM M-F Praça Mauá 2516-3535 Rua do Acre, 61  
65 http://www.termas65.com.br/ open at 2PM M-F Centro 2203-1338 Rua do Rosario, 65
Aeroporto http://www.termasaeroporto.com.br/ open at Noon M-F Centro 2220-6267 Av. Beira Mar, 216-C
Centaurus http://www.centaurusnet.com.br/   M-F, Sat Ipanema 2523-4088 Rua Canning, 44  
Club 31 M-F Praça Mauá 2223-2876 Rua Alcântara Machado, 31
Monte Carlo http://www.termasmontecarlo.com.br/ open at 3PM 7 days Copacabana 2255-4489 Rua Hilario de Gouveia, 19
MV30 open at 4PM M-F Centro Rua Mairink Veiga, 30
L'uomo http://www.luomo.com.br/ open at 4PM 7 days Copacabana 2549-4113  Rua Siquieira Campos, 143, 2nd floor
Rio Antigo http://www.rioantigo.com.br/ open at 2PM M-F Gloria 2224-9591 Rua Joaquim Silva, 2
Solarium http://www.solarium.com.br/ open at 3PM 7 days Jardim Botanico  (Weds & Sun Couples) 2PM Sat, 4PM Sun 2274-2741 Rua JJ Seabra, 21  
Night Clubs with Program Girls
Barbarella's expensive Lido 2275-7349 Rua Ministro Viveiros de Castro, 24
Doma     Lido 2275-4899 Av. Prado Júnior, 63
Don Juan Lido 2541-1240 Rua Duvivier, 37  
Florida     Praça Mauá 2263-3081  Praça Mauá, 9  
Frank's Bar live sex show at 1-2AM Lido 2275-9398 Av. Princesa Isabel, 185B
Help Disco http://www.discoteca-help.com/   no shorts allowed   Copacabana 2522-1296 Av.Atlântica, 3432  
La Ciccolina great at 4AM Lido 2295-1394 Av. Princesa Isabel, 185D
Las Vegas Club http://www.llasvegas.com.br/   Vila Valqueire  3340-3560 Rua Intendente Magalhães, 1183
Pussycats         Lido 2275-8789  Av. Copacabana, 129 
Guides and Apartment Reservations
Blame It On Rio 4 Travel http://www.blameitonrio4travel.com/ Bobby 3813-5510 8844-9254 Rua Xavier da Silveira, 15 B
EZ-RioRentals http://www.EZ-RioRentals.com/     Kenn 9447-9981 8115-2386 24 hour hotline  
Rio Trips riotrips@hotmail.com     Don 9108-1502      
Beach Pickups
In front of the Le Meridian Copacabana Hotel Copacabana In front of the Caesar Park Hotel Ipanema  
In front of the Rio Othon Palace Hotel Copacabana            
Telephone Instructions
To call Rio from the USA 011-55-21-number 55 is country code for Brazil 21 is city code for Rio
To call USA from Rio access code then 1-area code-number   access codes are 0015 vivo, 0021 embratel, 0041 tim   11 is city code for Sao Paolo
To call within Brazil access code then city code-number       access codes are 015 vivo, 021 embratel, 041 tim      
To make an appointment with an escort, you will need: Book A book with pictures of the models with faces showing Key words in portuguese:
1. Your name  that can be brought to your hotel room usually for a small fee completa/completinha = anal
2.  Name of hotel, address, and room number oral completa ate o final = blowjob to completion
3. Phone number Prive A private room on premises or arrangement with a love hotel dupla = two girls (not necessarily lesbian though)
4. Name of the girl that can be used to meet escorts; sometimes called a local festa/festinha = group party
5. Time to meet (agora means now) traco = fee for changing partners
Phrases frequently encountered in escort ads: seios estilo U.S.A. - big tits like an american girl
estilo mulherão - full body, big tits and ass (something like Gena Davis) estilo namorada/namoradinha - like a girlfriend
estilo mignon/mignonzinha - little, skinny but with nice tits and ass (like Sandra Bullock) estilo menina/menininha - young girl, sweet innocent (as opposed to ninfeta who is more overtly sexual)
estilo ninfeta/ninfetinha - teenager/jailbait/nympho (Britney Spears type image) estilo manequim - fashion model, so this is the skinny type
estilo gostosona - "Yummy"/delicious - doesn't refer to any body type (but definitely not waif-like) estilo falsa magra - literally "fake skinny girl" - this is the big hip, small waist, big tits girl (Victorias Secret type models)
estilo patricinha - "little rich bitch" style (think Patricia Silverstone) estilo garota de shopping - like a shopping mall salesgirl - again a question of attitude more than looks