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Hey Hombre's -

Just changed my handle from Bayboy to Calboy. The Bayboy thing wasn't working for me. Still here on the East Bay of the SF Bay Area.

Later,

CB

Where in the East Bay are you? I thought you said you were in SF.

I have a great view of the bay from my Emeryville office, and my residence is on the border of Berkeley and Oakland. Have you made the Rio Pilgrmage yet????

Did your office had the huge US flag after 9/11/2001 and the company is named after its founder?

No - those guys are across the highway from us.

I haven't made the trip to Rio yet. It's on my very long list of places to do. I'm guessing you live in Rockridge, about 2-3 miles north of me.

I used to have a great view of the bay from my SF office at one time... nowadays I have no view!

Ah - an Oaklander eh Murasaki?

Like I said - the view is good except for this tall white condo that the city should never have apporved to be built. It's a f'n eye-sore.

In box me your e-mail address - and let touch base.

Hi! Y'all been to Costa Rica three times,Rio,Paraguay,Chile,Euraguay,Aruba and of course the Bahamas. Myself & two buddies are heading down to Dr. for a week on June14,2003. Made reservations at the El Napolitano by phone,I think. My bad Spanish and bad drawel,so I hope we have a place the first nights.Then we plan to go to the N.coast. Any suggestion? Let me know if you have questions about these other places I have been. A hint is Paraguay is well keep secret.
Marlin68

Hi there. Just joined. I was planning on going to DR (punta cana) and two weeks before my trip my girlfriend dumped me. Now I am stuck with a ticket and am looking for suggestions on places where I can stay (in punta cana) where I can see some action so I can make the best of a bad situation. Any help you can give me would be VERY apprecaited.

I can be reached at drguttman@aol.com

Thanks

Dave

(Message edited by dguttman on June 10, 2003)

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I just changed my handle from CF_ to Chiquito, not sure why. Once upon a time it was CapnFlash. I've followed these losers from JRSSG to Redsnake to Club Hombre. I've a moderator status on ChicaChica.net and am proudly banned from Juans Tijuana. HAH!

Chiquito, chiquito does mean "small" in Espanol.

Am going to Buenos Aires soon.Would appreciate info on good hotel to stay. One with easy access for chicas.I am currently in San Jose C.R. buztub@aol.com

IMO it's Art, Etoile, or Lois, depending on your preference... no way I'd go with any other (as far as hotel's vs. say a GF apartment). Read the threads for info...

hi everyone joined last week as bigal66 changed to jackleelynn easier to deal with.

Hope to do a mongering trip with my fellow clubhombre members to brazil in 2005 and mexico also

I always wondered about the bigal66 name. Was it Bi-Gal or Big-Al?

nice to meet ya jackle-- you've come to the right place for info for your upcoming trips

Welcome aboard, Jackleelynn! Hope to see you down in Rio some time.

Bwana

Greetings from Dallas! I just want to say hi to all you fanactics out there! I haven't been to many countries but I usually go to Colombia once a year especially Bogota. If you guys have any questions about that city just let me know. I will try my best to answer them.

DFWtraveler

,,,I am from Dallas also,,,Maybe we need to hookup.... I've been to Brazil, Colombia, SE Asia
maybe swap some war stories...

Hey Dallas!

Yeah, maybe we can try to hook up. War stories? Well, I have not been in any wars fortunately. However, I would gladly swap with you any information on Colombia itself. I'm new to this website so it will take me some time to explore but I can certainly say that it's indispensable!
I'm a hispanic guy so I know lots of Spanish. By the way, there is a pretty Colombian stripper dancing at the Penthouse in Dallas. Her nickname is Pocohontas and she is a Calenia. She's married unfortunately but everytime I see her there she just reminds me of the sexy Calenias walking in the malls like Chipechape.
Hay Dios mio!

lol
umm how many young people do we have here?
and what nationality
as for me
20
mexican
male
lives in nyc usa

Hi,I'm rbc100 and live a couple of hours northeast of Dallas.I have visited Costa Rica 7 times in the last year and Dominican Republic once.I am looking to go to Columbia next and eventually Southeast Asia and Brazil.I frequent the local working girl scene a lot in Costa Rica and will try to contribute with some posts on the topic.rbc100

Hi Rnc100. Welcome!

Hi, for some reason this is the first time I noticed this self-identify thread. Guess I could tell a little about myself.

I'm an American lawyer, working on a small island in the western Pacific. I'm not going to identify the island, because it's too small a place--it would probably be in the local paper in 2 days. But, I may write a little bit about things on the island, and I guess if someone wrote to me privately, and convinced me I should trust them, I would give more details.

I've been to the P.I. several times--it's great. Whenever I go alone, I enjoy the company of several pro's and/or amateurs. I've picked up 3 or 4 women at LA Cafe (not at the same time--on different trips)--I like the place, but last time I learned to BE CAREFUL!! Whatever you do, do not pay her before you complete the action--or it will probably not get that far.

I've also enjoyed the hobby in the Seattle area--massage parlors and free-lance call girls--San Diego, and Honolulu (call girls, bar girls, and massage parlors). It was in San Diego that I ran into an unusual circumstance-- menstration in a call girl. No, not that that excuse is unusual, but she sincerely apologized and offered to come back later in the week. She was cute, but smoked, and I cannot tolerate the smell of cigarette smoke on a girl's body, so didn't call her.

Unfortunately, I've never made it to Mexico, or anywhere else south of the border.

I've mongered in Guam several times. There is one massage parlor/aka brothel that is pretty good--and the girls (mostly Korean) compete for the customers pretty vicously--interesting. I also made contact with a lovely Korean lady at a Karoake joint. We arranged to get together in my hotel room the next day--it was nice.

Finally, as to my home island: There are at least 2, maybe more, massage parlors that are really brothels. Some of the places really only cater to Japanese tourists--they play real dumb when a geijin comes in. Anyway, there are some real cute girls at these 2 places, and they will treat you well--though it isn't cheap.

I was also called by a sexy Filipina (my dream come true?) who got my number from a stripper I had given it to here. I'm not sure what happened to the stripper, but the lady who called was great--I hope I can see her again.

And, the other night I was walking through a local "street market," and a really lovely Chinese lady came up to me and offered to "go anywhere" with me, that night or the next day. (I had met her at one of the 2 local brothels/massage parlors.) This lady is REALLY lovely, and despite her profession seems quite nice. We got together at the local "love hotel" within a couple of days--it was great. WHOOPS!! I shouldn't have mentioned her, because there is NO WAY I would share her name or phone number.

My chief goal now is to make it to LOS. I can't WAIT to get over there. That's the thing I enjoy about this board--info. on these wonderful places I would love to visit, but haven't quite made it to yet.

Scotsman, your in the western pacific and haven't been to LoS? Hell I woulda bought a solar powered wave runner upon arrival and set sail@

Good luck on getting your ass there asap.

-DM

RBC100, you get around a lot , CRT, WSA and now here. Welcome to the board.

Wow, there are a lot of Dallas area people here. I live more in the Fort Worth area, and do Costa Rica 4 or 5 times a year. Am currently trying to decide between my first trip to Rio or my first trip to LoS or BKK. Anybody heading to any of these destinations in February or Early march? Would enjoy a buddy who knows the ropes there.

DM, it isn't always that easy for a married man--she likes to know where I am. I know, some posters to this board suspend the hobby during marriage--but if I did that, I'm afraid my balls would bust, as the Mrs. provides no outlet at all. Still, if I want to avoid a costly divorce, I can't just take off for LoS. But I'll get over there ASAP--hope that time maybe I can meet up with some other member of the Board. I was all alone in A/C--except of course for the many lovely ladies.

Scotsman,

I hear ya! Suspend mongering-- blasphemy! Good luck getting there soon, you’re in for quite a treat.


-DM

Hello All,
I am going to Panama City from 03/04 03/26. Any hot tips or do any of you recommend highly enough that I can have her pick me up at airport ?..

Hi Brothers , I,ve just joined and I,m from Wales, working in the mid west ,till May . I,m planning a short vacation to Costa Rica next week , 24th to 28th . Anyone like to hook up for a few beers , ? . And any pointers on good hotels and bars to visit , much appreciated .

hello I am neverenough and I guess that I have to post to maintain my membership. As my name implies I doub there will ever be enough. I am in canada but I travel to new york often and I am a tequila man.

Welcome to the board Neverenough....where In canada are you? Vancouver here:D

hey all, i am me and have found that CH is both informative and perhaps a bit tired in the recent years.. there seems to be lots of good posts here from years past. i hope to contribute, starting with my 5th trip to thailand in june. i am from australia.

The name is Tongue Fu, as in Kung Fu, my black belted martial are is in cunnalingus. I hail from Las Vegas, where I am currently ending a civil servant type kob. A former military retiree, no not Air Force, but the good ole US Army. I have traveled extensively, and plan on doing much more. Never had a big interest in S. America until i joined this site. I made it to Costa Rica and now planning a trip to Rio. Even though I havent figured out a good story for the wife yet.

Tongue Fu....

I have the same issues w my gf....maybe we should form some kind of club or something that requires travel. Orchid collecting?

lol!

Hi, folks!
Found this nice site today and came to the club. I have a lot of Brasil-experiences. Will write you some funny stories in the next time. Have fun.

Hi
I joined the sight about a month back and just saw the intro page today, nuff said about my computer skills. I am South Africa based and so far most of my travelling has been to the east, Thailand being my favourite spot. Next year I plan on being in Thailand in Feb March and my first trip to Rio is booked for August. Anyone heading to the deep South (South Africa) is more then welcome to give me a shout, any excuse for a party is a good one.

Isawal

G'day Hombre's, Slugger from down under here, looking for some accom advise for my second trip to Rio, went last for millenium with a big crew and my bro and a mate and i quickly turned it into a sex fest...after browsing your site i see we can make some improv's for the next trip of July 06 and any help with accomodation much appreciated, thanking you in advance hombre's and keep up the great work.....Slugger

Welcome to the board Slugger.

If you haven't already, I would highly recommend checking out Bwana_Dik's thorough and complete Brazil guide. That can be reached via the following link:

https://www.clubhombre.com/discus/messages/1718/7835.html

If you don't find the information you need there, I would recommend the Rio Hotels section.

You can reach that by clicking on Topics: South America: Brazil: Rio de Janeiro: Hotels/Lodging

or by following this link:

https://www.clubhombre.com/discus/messages/1367/709.html

Hope you find what you are looking for. And once again, welcome to the board.

Many thanks Xenono and thanks for the welcome

Greetings. I'm a new member of this site from the west coast of USA. I have traveled some and contributed some hard earned cash to the local economies of the places I have visited. This site has alot of information that I will put to good use.

Hi board members.

Ricky from Ireland. Using this site to gain some invaluable info on my forthcoming trip to LOS. Planning for my sixth trip in March. Hope to meet up with a few hombres.I will post dates on the trip buddies section nearer the time. Excellent trip reports and all sorts of everything. Keep up the great work.

Ricky.

How's it going fellas, I'm Brian. Newbie to the boards although I have been reading some of the trip reports to get some valuable info. I've been all over the world from Europe to Asia to Central and South America and I always seem to end up back in Panama or Colombia. Anyways, just wanted to send a quick hello out to y'all.

Hi brian, welcome aboard the board LOL
When and were will your next trip going to be
I have never been to south america.
As im from London England
We tend to monger in europe or eastern europe and russia
Have you been to any of these countrys
To be honest i do my mongering in LOS

Winters in Canada SUCK! Although the wife looks good for her age, the mudpack and bathrobe weren't cutting it anymore, so this winter I got a passport and travelled to Cienfuego Cuba.

Her profile online suggested she was a teacher, however upon further investigation it was clear that she had never been a teacher, but she was quite the prostitute! I must admit that I found these arrangements infinitely better than courting a 24 year old school teacher.

So here I am, eager to learn more about the international world of sexual intrigue!

My next trip is later this month. Can't wait!

G'day everyone.
I joined last week, and just found this little list of introductions so I thought it would be only polite to introduce myself.
I am a 40 year old Aussie living in the best country of all, Australia,( forget the stir somenoe caused about Lady Boys I just read, I am sure my statement will stir some more up) and in Sydney to be precise. I work at a yacht club in case you didn't guess.
I have travelled to Thailand on 3 separate occaisions, the last being Bangkok, Chiang Mai, and the best of all Koh Samui. I will write a trip report as I feel there is not much on Koh Samui and I reckon I have some info to offer.
My next trip is to venture a little further a field and give the Phillipines a try. I have always wanted to go to Boracay so I think I will keep reading here to get some ideas, and keep asking questions.
Finally, to whoever built this website, bloody good on you. This is a ripper and I am glad to be here.
Absolutly finally, if anyone is coming downunder to Sydney, please let me know and I am happy to show you around.

Welcome yachty, i went to Koh samui a couple of months back, and would be nice to compare trip reports when you make one.Red

Welcome Yachty.

Don't forget to post some photos with your trip reports. Mandatory initiation rites for newbies....LOL!

Welcome, mate! Glad to have you aboard. We'll set aside the "best country" piece and just agree that you Aussies are what the Cariocas of Rio call "Sangue bom"... Good people...and I look forward to hearing about your travels.

Bwana

Welcome aboard mate

We can always use more info on Sydney and other Australian spots as well, so post some reports about your backyard mongering as well.

June 15th, 2007-A day that will go down in CH infamy! Cat saying something nice to a newbie!

Well, then again, was it nice or a demand??...LOL!

Hey, he's the first newbie in years to actually intro himself correctly! Most of the newbies these days are either too functionally illiterate to put a couple of intelligent words together to form a post and/or are too lazy to spend five minutes looking through the site without asking "where can I find a hooker in Thailand" or something.

See there, you went and ruined your goodwill.

what's up everyone
i'm new here.I'll be traveling to C R tuesday
I just came across the site
I've been to san jose before
not really my thing
any advise on where I should go for my six day adventure
thanks

Cat? Any comments?

I almost forgot
any decent girl friendly places to stay

Check out Iligan City. Virgins everywhere who want to nothing more than to give it up to the first American they see walking down the street. You won't need a place to stay because they will take you to their homes and feed and house you.

Hi,

I just joined the site last week. I just found this board and thought I'd say hello. I have been going to Thailand for the past 5 years. I recently retired and plan to go to Thailand a few weeks this year. I have been going to Bangkok and Pattaya mostly.

In addition I am thinking about a trip to Costa Rica and possibly Brazil. I know Thialand come but don't have a clue about Brazil or CR. I hope this site may help a bit. I am willing to share any info on Thailand. Good luck and Happy Travels.

Tray welcome. I wouldn't waste the time with CR and go directly to the the Big League Rio. Just my opinion. Thanks - Hemp

Have to agree that CR ain't worth it, unless you are going primarily for a reason other than mongering. Brazil, or even Buenos Aires is a better bet.

Welcome to the club.

Tray,
Hi, welcome to CH!
Both the Hempster and Laguy are two veterans around here, there advice on Rio/Brasil is well known, take it. Head there immediately, do not pass go! See you down there, last week there were no less than 12 of us......what a time.

Hey Tray, Welcome the board. I like Costa Rica, but if a fair comparison of the two is put forth, the only area which CR competes at all is in the price of airfare and the shortness of the flight. I all other aspects Rio takes the cake hands down. I hope you get to hook-up with some of your fellow Hombres in either place (although there are ten times as many frequenting Rio as there are in CR).

Have fun and remember, it's a hairy jungle out there

"It's a hairy jungle out there"

Val, I think you've been spending too much time in parts of South Asia. All the garotas in Brasil shave!

Tray,
Welcome! I go to CR to surf. I don't even bother with the women there. I go to Rio to surf as well, but I definitely bother with the women of Rio!

Hope to see you down there some time. Once you go, it's a certainty that you'll be back.

Bwana

Tray,
Welcome! Watch out for some of these guys. Cfk is into handcuffs and ky jelly, and don't repeat anything in portuguese to a garota that Cat has told you, it almost got me fuked in the ass by a strap on. BD is the only sane one here.
Seriously, I have spent a lot of time in CR over the years and there are a lot of out of the way places you can go and have a great time for
c10,000. but you would never find them on you own. The heart of the mongering hobby is in Gringo gulch, The area of the famous Del Rey. However the fun has been gone from this area a long time ago. Next month will be my third trip to Rio in less then 6 months, enough said?
But be careful these girls are in a class by themselves, I think they put something in the Acai to make you stupid!

Tray,
Welcome, there is a lot of good info on the site. Use it , add to it and have fun

Tray,

It was a Lima Police woman (non-pro) with cuffs, which when used properly with a member of the opposite sex can be fun. No KY jelley was used, nor were any animals harmed while having an evening of unforgettable fun...

BTY.....he's wanting me to take him to Lima, go figure.

LOL Thanks for the Welcome. I think I may try Brazil next year. I have a trip planned to Thailand in Jan but later in the year I may try RIO , I actually have some folks I know that may still live there. I will check.

Thanks for the feedback. I am pretty wimpy and like to stay as safe as I can without killing the trip. I'm sure I will be asking questions as the years crawls forward.

Take Care and have a Happy Pussy.

Tray

Whats up guys?

I joined this site about a week ago. Great site lots of info. My name is Jim and im 19 from the bay area. I haven't been on a trip yet, but I plan on going to AC in january 09 with a friend who has never been there. I am also interested in going to thailand and cambodia.

Lordofthebumz, 19 years old i think the girls will pay you to go with them, unless you walk dragging your knuckles on the ground,LOL.

Well Thailand you got the fun of the Gogo`s and clubs like edens etc, were in Cambodia the sex is cheaper but have only bars no gogo`s.

jim,

i lived in SF for many years, grew up in socal but worked in norcal/SF. it sounds like you've been to AC, is that right ? i've only been to AC once but i wasn't impressed with anything other than the hotel pacific breeze.

i'm about to write a trip report on patong beach, phuket, thailand. it is similar to AC in that everything is pretty much on one street. real easy to figure out for a first time visitor.

if you've been to AC and like it, then by all means, go back and have a blast. many guys love the place, but it isn't for me.

Hello:
I'm happy to find this site - it is in line with my new "Hobby"
Divorced my third wife, a VERY Hot and Horny Filipino.
Dressed like a hooker and wanted sex 3-4 times a day.
Sex was perfect - everything else was hell.
I started going to TJ again in Feb of this year.
Did about 50 girls so far.
I read here that there are many places better than TJ, but TJ is all I have access to now.
I've been VERY happy and GREATFUL for TJ.
Met a few girls that changed into "Friendships?"

Looking forward to learning.

well Haltechrx i have never been to TJ, but if you come to SE asia i am sure your 50 girl record will double to a 100, other than that welcome aboard.

Welcome to Hombre, start saving up for your FIRST Rio trip right now, you'll be glad you did!

Haltechrx:

Although I agree with CFK that you should start saving up for a trip to Rio, should he later give you advice on how to spend the money once in Rio, you should be very very careful and take his advice with a grain of salt. That is unless you are primarily interested in stimulating the apartment selling business in Brasil.

I know this is a bit cryptic, but if you hang around here long enough I'm sure you will eventually figure out what I am saying.

Welcome to the club, including the good, the bad, and the ugly.

Hey guys:
Going to Bangkok and Pattaya in December.
Any advice on specific entertainment locations, etc.
would be most appreciated. Also, if anyone will be there at that time (Dec 21) or if you can recommend someone to contact, would also be appreciated.

MrBig523,
Your best bet is to spend the time to read trip reports, the discussions in the Asia forum, and once your are oriented pose specific questions.

Here are a few places you might want to explore:

Bangkok
Nana Plaza go gos
Soi Cowboy go gos
Eden's (Porn style 3-somes)
Lólita's (BJ bar)
Posieden (Higher end soapy)
Beer Garden


Pattaya
Walking Street go gos/night clubs
Lólita's
Hell (sister club of Eden)
Soi 6 for daytime action
Soi 7, 8 Beer bars
Soapies on 2nd Road near Big C

I am in Pattaya Dec 25-30 (staying at the Sabai Resort) and then heading to Angeles City Philippines 30-5. If you are around and would like a wing man give me a holler, but by then I am sure you will have it figured out.

F'n ticket cost 2.1K :-(

I'll be in Pattaya, at Pattaya Bay Resort, from December 11th till the morning of the 27th and then in Angeles City, trying Lewis Grand for the first time, from the afternoon of the 27th till January 22nd. If you want to have a drink and play with a few girls let me know and I'll leave you my cell numbers.

I'll be at JW Marriott in Pattaya from 12/26-1-4. PM me if interested in meeting up.

Although I have been part of Club Hombre before I am just becoming active. I live in the Choachella Valley near Palm Springs. Am active in Asia and looking to be so in Mexico/SouthAmerica. Would like to meet a trip buddy to Mexicali and points south. I am 62,slender, fit, and retired. Friendship, information, advice are all welcome. Happy to be here. Desertman

Welcome, Desertman. Can't help you with Mexico, but if your travels ever take you further south (Rio, for instance) let me know.

Hey, Desertman, I'm a new member 62, retired & in good shape. I visit Tijuana so often the girls think I live there. I really live in OC. TJ rocks, there must be 3,000 girls in the Kouhelo district. I've only been through Mexicali. Last winter I was in Zihuatanejo. It's about 2 hours north of Acapulco. Very quiet, laid back, & super slow. The girls cost more than I expected but a lot of fun. TJ is rated number three in the world for mongering, surpassed only by Rio & Bangkok. I'd be happy to show you around TJ during daylight hours. Weekdays are best for me. Everybody else is also welcome to contact me.

Welcome, Earthy. You'll find yourself in a lively debate by rating TJ as #3 behind Rio and BKK. TJ's popularity may have more to do with proximity than anything else (and I cut my mongering teeth in TJ like most of the West Coast members of CH). In fact, you'll find that we argue about everything here, but it's all good natured stuff (or mostly...).

For me, personally, despite having grown up on TJ, it doesn't make my top 10. I enjoy the TJ crowd, but the mongering there doesn't cut it for me, and I haven't been there in many years. I can't even order my top 10, but the list would include several locations in Brasil (for certain Rio, Porto Alegre and São Paulo), some places in Colombia, BKK, Pattaya and Phuket, some spots in Indonesia, Buenos Aires, Angeles City, Moscow...you get the point.

Well, Bwana, I opened my mouth and inserted foot. No argument here. Thanks for helping me put things in perspective. Your guide to Rio is great. First, I'll read the whole thing then I may have some questions.

Hello, howdy (again) to all of y'all.

It's been a while since I've posted here at CH, so I thought it might be smart to say, that I'm lurking a bit and reading some of the trip-reports that relate to areas of the globe whither I might go. I have made some trips in the past few years, and have had some major life-changes in my status (got an advanced degree, f.e.), but I haven't really been active at the internet boards. At least, my presence has not been reliable, since I am now choosing to limit my internet time (and, especially, my internet board-surfing and board-reading and board-posting time!) in a more careful manner. It's good for me to keep away from the blinky lights ... blinky lights ... look deeeeeeeply into my eyes ... blinky lights ... Seriously, so, you won't have seen AS MUCH of me at CH, and even if you might have run into me elsewhere on the internet, it wasn't for any consistent period of time. I think I'm going to try to keep it that way: not ideal for the health of a board's discussions, since I'll likely abandon any topic in mid-stream, much to the consternation of any interlocutors who might have been depending on reliable response from me; but much more ideal for the health of ... blinky liiiiiights ... me.

I guess that, to anyone who uses the "1 Day Search" or "3 Day Search" function, the system will indicate that I've made this post. If you don't, and you miss my post so that you don't know that I've written here, then please make sure to send me a message so I can send you a copy. :P Just kidding. Also, there's a sign out front that has written on it, "No pets, except seeing-eye dogs." The latter phrase is for those of you who are sending me a message right now.

Well, nice to see that CH is still going strong. Good luck to all mongers out there! Sorry I used such tired silly jokes. Couldn't help it. The blinky lights made me do it ... made me do it ... maaaade ...

Hi guys,

I'm totally new to this world. I've been fucking the same woman for almost 40 years. Actually, there's been little fucking for the past 20 years! But that's behind me. I'm a free man. And I'm not looking for another relationship.

I'm from the southern California area, still working but about to retire, and I've saved and invested well so I can travel and enjoy life. Finally!

But I know less than nothing about this hobby, so I'm going to spend some time studying the information here before I ask too many stupid questions. I can't guarantee I won't ask any stupid ones, but I'll try to keep them to a minimum.

I have to say that I am pretty excited about planning my first adventure. I want to do it right and in a pretty big way. I'm too old to start in the minor leagues and work my way to the majors. So I'll really appreciate advice along the way about where I should pop my cherry, whoring-wise.

Let the fun begin!

Welcome....Since you are in Southern CA, have you hopped across the border to Tijuana yet? Or have you not mongered at all?

However, Since you mention you want to start in the majors, then TJ might be best avoided.

You will get sharply contrasting opinions about what locations are best, but they can pretty much be summed up to be Brazil, Colombia, Thailand, and the Philippines. Some might also throw Cuba into this mix, but that is about the only location I have not been to so can't speak to it.

A step down from there (at least in my book), is Costa Rica and Dominican Republic.

Then from there - the lowest tier, Mexico - like Tijuana.

So I would probably concentrate on researching the top 4 tier.

For a complete turn-key whoring start, I would probably recommend Thailand - go straight to Pattaya and you should be in heaven (that is, if Asian girls do it for you). Excellent tourist infrastructure, more available girls then you can count, and relatively cheap.

Or, you can try Germany - The FKK's....

Ben

Welcome to the brotherhood. Just remember:

1. think with the big head not the small one

2. the girl who is kissing you and telling you she loves you was licking another guy's ass 30 minutes before.

3. When (notice I did not say "if") a W calls and says she has an emergency and needs money, just respond that every water buffalo has to die sometime (that will make more sense to you later).

Finally, when you get the call and are told you are going to be a daddy, a DNA test is your friend. Especially if the girl says she is going to name the child "Bwana"

Enjoy!

Hi guys,

I'm totally new to this world. I've been fucking the same woman for almost 40 years. Actually, there's been little fucking for the past 20 years! But that's behind me. I'm a free man. And I'm not looking for another relationship.

I'm from the southern California area, still working but about to retire, and I've saved and invested well so I can travel and enjoy life. Finally!

But I know less than nothing about this hobby, so I'm going to spend some time studying the information here before I ask too many stupid questions. I can't guarantee I won't ask any stupid ones, but I'll try to keep them to a minimum.

I have to say that I am pretty excited about planning my first adventure. I want to do it right and in a pretty big way. I'm too old to start in the minor leagues and work my way to the majors. So I'll really appreciate advice along the way about where I should pop my cherry, whoring-wise.

Let the fun begin!

What an incredible coincidence! There was a guy just a day ago whose post was so similar to yours its scary. Very similar screen name as well.

Its a small world, isnt it ?

If you have the money go to Brazil. Thats my advice to both Bens.

Welcome to CH, Ben! It looks like you have a doppelgänger posting as well

It appears that my friend sf_hombre may have been casting aspersions about me. Just to be clear, there are no little "Bwana's" running around, despite the claims of a few putas to the contrary. Prior to beginning my mongering career in earnest, I had the tubes sniped and tied, much to the disappointment of several whores in search of child support. If the future doesn't hold more children for you, I highly recommend this defensive strategy.

My Brazil bias is well known. I think it sits at the top of the majors. I would use the analogy of the Yankees, but I hate the fucking dogass Yankees! In any event, you can't go wrong with Rio, but as you'll learn if you read back through older posts, the place has gotten expensive. You can be the judge of whether it's too pricey.

I would largely agree with Lovingmarvin, above. For me, the major leagues include Thailand (Bangkok and Pattaya), Colombia (Medellin), the Philippines (Angeles City), Germany (Hamburg), and Cuba. Cuba can be a real headache to deal with, given the travel ban. The others are all on my A-list. For a first trip, you can't really go to wrong with any of these. If you have language skills, that can tip the decision. Some guys like the Philippines largely because the girls there speak something akin to English, so communications of a sort are possible.

The B-list is short, and includes Costa Rica.

Mexico in its entirety is on the C-list, and falls below Korean massage parlors in LA for me.

As you can see, we develop strong opinions about these matters.

There are tons of other places where good fun with beautiful women can be had, but they are not it my regular rotation because of one factor or another (difficult to reach, communication problems, horrible living conditions, shitty food, cost, etc.). I wouldn't recommend any of them as a place to start.

Good luck with your new start. As a true believer in the "if it flies, floats or fucks, rent it, don't buy it" philosophy, I think you are moving in the right direction.

Ben, looks like the guys have just about run the gamut of destinations. We all have our bias' as stated. The top five destinations among the members will become clear . It's up to you, your spirit of adventure, and budget to decide. I will add this one thought: if you've never been to Brasil (Rio) you've never really lived!

Thanks for the nice welcome and the thoughts on a first trip, along with the advice from sf_hombre.

Honestly, after having been in a monogamous and mostly hands off relationship for 40 years, I need to let my little head do more of the thinking for a while. As to sf_hombre's second point, I'm going to try my best to wipe that image from my mind.

I have been digging through the archives here and am impressed with the amount of information available and the number of perverts collected in one place. It looks like I've found the right place!

I'm still digging through the information. I'm sad to have to admit this, but I don't even know what kind of women I like. It's been that long!!!!! I have traveled to Asia for work, and I've always found most Asian women pretty sexy, so Thailand might be good. And I also find a lot of the latinas I've seen while working in Florida pretty hot, so maybe Rio de Janeiro or Colombia would be good.

Someone (Bwana maybe) mentioned languages. I'm still trying to master English. I speak just enough Spanish to order at Taco Bell. But I'm willing to start learning, and I'm not afraid of trying to manage with sign language.

I do like nice surroundings, and would probably prefer going to someplace that would be a nice vacation spot in its own right. For me, that tips the scale towards places like Rio de Janeiro and Bangkok.

I've got more research to do, but I hope to get out there and pop my cherry in the next 4-6 months. Thanks again, guys, for the welcome, and thanks especially to those who have written all those great trip reports and guides!

Colombia is not for newbies! Less if your clueless! Unless you atay in Medellin at the Mansion or in touristy Cartegena along with other gringos. Start at the bottom and work your way up! CR, DR, TJ

If your going to Thailand, you should go to Pattaya. Much easier to navigate and all the women you could want.

If you are there in early September, look me up.

Trek

Thanks, everyone, for suggestion, private messages and words of encouragement.

I've decided on Rio de Janeiro as the place to pop my cherry. I read lots of information about lots of wonderful places, but Rio seems to meet my criteria:

Beautiful, sexy women
Good food
Beaches
Beautiful scenery
Beautiful, sexy women
Wonderful music

And did I mention the beautiful, sexy women?

Some of Jaguar's reports had me laughing out loud, and gave me great insights into things to avoid. The Bwana Dik guide blew my mind. It seems like Rio is a place where it's hard not to enjoy yourself, provided you have plenty of cash.

I plan on booking my flight soon, applying for a visa and getting on the road. I hope I will have the chance to meet some of the Club Hombre folks. It seems like guys here actually do meet up if their travel dates coincide.

Reading through this site got me so jacked up, I'm already honing in on a second trip, and I think it will be Thailand. Rio and Bangkok seem to be the top two destinations, and very different from one another. I'll give both a try and see what I think.

Ben

Good choice(s), Ben. I don't think you can go wrong with Rio and Bangkok.

Did someone really suggest he start with Tijuana, the DR and CR? I see no upside to doing that unless finances force such a compromise. Personally, I'd rather stay home and watch TV than go to TJ. Why would someone choose any of those 3 over Rio if money is not a concern?

Answer for that: Time...
Zen

He should start in TJ because he lives in SoCal and needs to find out how the wood responds to pay for play. Might need some little blue pills after so many years of inactivity.

I can see your wood falling quickly with a typical TJ session compared to a Rio Terma one..... try TJ only if you want to see the lowest end of this hobby and most likely be set-up for disappointment.

Tijuana = Do you want me to take off my top so you can touch my tits, that will be $$ extra = Boner gone
Rio = Do you want Anal with that? = Boner stronger

Good choice on Rio! Make sure you understand the termas and how to find them, since that is probably your best bet. Please don't get stuck only at the Balcony Bar in Copa as many guys do. While definitely an option you should explore, hit up the different termas for the ultimate fun.....

I do agree on the blue pills....to make the most of your sessions, almost a must. Buy them in any Rio Pharmacy. No prescription needed. Keep in mind that Brazil allows sales of perfectly fine generic Viagra.

Also, you might want to check out Pattaya versus Bangkok.... Pattaya has the beach and resort feel of Rio, but oh so much of a turn key mongering experience (forget Bangkok, it is far from a nice place to go and stay).

The big plus for Pattaya versus Rio is the huge selection of super nice hotels. Just make sure they are girl friendly....

I have used so much valuable information gleaned from this site. Recently the knoweledge of adultworks.com helped me immeasurably in London. I also visited Paris on this trip but the prices were through the roof there.

Just want to say thanks to you all who put in the time and effort to make these trip reports.

Again, thanks for the advice, tips and so forth. One thing I'm sure of is Tijuana is not on my list. It could be a five minute drive away and I'd still probably avoid the place. I'm not a TJ virgin. A younger work colleague of mine had his bachelors party in TJ, and we visited most the clubs in the red light zone. The groom to be was the only one who took a girl to the hotel, and he described the experience as being as close to not having sex as he could imagine while actually having sex. She double bagged him, charged him extra to take off her top, wouldn't touch his dick, and was complaining about him being too big and too slow after about 30 seconds. He came out of the hotel laughing hysterically.

That's not the experience I'm looking for.

Knowing myself, I will probably try a little bit of all the options in Rio de Janeiro, and probably wouldn't spend much time at the Balcony anyways.

I appreciate the concern regarding whether my equipment still functions after getting so little use. The equipment is fine, thanks. It just needs to have the rust knocked off. I have a good friend who's a urologist, and he gave me a bagful of Cialis as a divorce present. Pretty thoughtful, huh? So am not worried on that front either.

Now I'm trying to figure out whether I should stay in an overpriced hotel or get an apartment.