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KTV stands for Karaoke Television. It's a term used in several countries in East Asia for karaoke joints. Some of these places offer mongering opportunities in a variety of forms. Good one to add to the list.

Hey, what's BBBJTC and DATY mean?

BBBJTC = Bare Back Blow Job 'Til Completion
DATY = Dining At The "Y"

Bobeight, you would have found both of those entries in the dictionary. Just click on "dictionary" on the left-hand navigation bar, and you will find some 320 or so definitions.

DATY can also mean "down at the Y".

How about this in Thai.
Breast(Tits) = Nom.
Pussy,Cunt = Hee.
Pennis = kuay.
Fuck = Yed.
Suck = Dude.
Lick = Lear.
Shit = Khee.
Piss = Yeaw.
Butthole = Lu Tude.
Girl friend = Fan.
Bastard,Asshole = Ai hear,Ai sat.
Hotel,Motel = Rong Ram.
Short Time = Whey Lar Zun.
Long Time = Whey Lar Yow.

I am sure this is a basic question, but can't seem to pin down the definition that fits. Please tell me what a "punter" is.

carne1

I think punter has British origins.

It means customer in the polite sense. In the other sense it means one who visits brothels.

Punter = hobbyist (my kinder, gentler word for it) = monger

May I suggest the following addition to the dictionary?

Ricked: To be thoroughly fucked over by a member or ex-member of this board.

"Rick'd". I believe this is what happens when a man gets "turk'd".

E

I stand corrected. It should be Rick'd. However, I don't think "what happens when a man gets 'turk'd'" is the primary meaning; I still stand by my earlier definition. E's definition could, however, appropriately be the secondary definition in the dictionary.

LAguy, is it Rick'd or "Rick'd, not his real name"?

Since we are on the subject of vocabulary, which is correct, Blumpkin? or Bloomba?

Checking the Glossery of Perversion, a blumpkin can also be a: Grumpkin or Dumpkin.

http://www.glossaryofperversion.com/TheListB.html

Sheesh, I go spend a week hiking up in Yosemite and come back to find LAGuy building his own lexicon. I understand the sentiment though.

Punter also means someone who gambles. Any Brits on this board who can shine light on potential mongering definitions?

Yosemite?? I am looking forward to your trip report. I'll place it on my bookshelf next to GCL's South Dakota epic.

Well I must say that I was inspired by the Badlands Epic, and thought to myself that I might be able to link up with some stray glacial erratics. Alas, the boulders did nothing but turn a cold shoulder to me.

I found this definition for punter: A john (U.S.) or a punter (UK) is a male client of a prostitute, particularly in the case of street prostitution. Although these are slang terms, they are used by both prostitutes and police in their respective countries.

And there is PunterNet.com: THE website for punters.

Murasaki:

I guess I am bored tonight , so I went through the whole dictionary, and here are some comments/corrections:

Amiga: ......(Spanish and Portuguese).
Carioca (not Cariocas):
Completa: A woman who offers anal sex. Also, anau is not a word. It is anal, but the L is pronounced as a W.
EWR: In addition to Newark airport, it is also barfine in the Philippines (Early Work Release).
Favorita:....(Spanish and Portuguese)
Gostoso: delicious (not I like you), commonly used to show approval during sex . Also, you probably mean "short for" not "diminutive".
Mais: ... in Portuguese, not just Brazilian Portuguese.
Mulata, not mulatta (also under morena)
Namorada: Girlfriend, not female lover.
Paulista: A native of the State of Sao Paulo (male or female)
Paulistana: A female native of the city of Sao Paulo.
Safado/Safada: I gave my input before, so I'll leave it at that.
Termas, not terma. It is both singular and plural.

NIce work, Sabio!

Thanks Sabio. I can make most of these corrections immediately, but I'll need to run one or two past my Brazilian sources. I don't make this stuff up; I completely rely on others when it involves countries/languages I know nothing about.

Wow! You guys are amazing! I'd like to know if anyone has a "hook-up" with some Mexican Chicas via the internet. Ensenada ??

Karaoke -
Facilitiy for Singing with Music accompaniment, TV Screen display and accompanying words on the screen;

a popular Asian past-time first introduced by the Japanese.

KTV - Karaoke facility with private rooms, each with individual Karaoke facilities. In some places, there are room charges and in others, the rooms are complimentary so long as you pay for the drinks.

Unless (designated as "family Karaoke") most Karaoke facilities have "hostesses" to entertain patrons and charges may be,

a) per hour of her time often with minimum of 2-3 hours, or,

b) in lower end places, based on lady drinks that you buy only. In which case, the lady "butteflies" from patrons to patrons and turns up for her tips when you call for you bill!

Hope I have not confused anyone with this explanation.

Does anyone know what is MILF? Thanks

Moms I would Like to fuck

Thanks Crazier. KTV is already in the dictionary.

Murasaki

I propose a second definition for GFE: Greedy Fucker Experience. Methinks a few of my friends would agree with me on this one...

E

OK, I give - what's the reference to "posted on/at PISS" I keep seeing in TJ chica reviews? Thanks for the help.

PISS was an acronym for a seperate gallery for Tijuana photos, it stood for Photo Indentification Service System or something like that. All TJ photos are now intergrated into the regular photo gallery.

Murasaki

Please add these terms to the dictionary:

ATM - Ass to Mouth
PTM - Pussy to Mouth
ATP - Ass to Pussy

Did you already include "Dirty Sanchez" and Airport Blonde"?

Ain't it amazing all the interesting things we come cross on the internet...?

E

Might I suggest AsTM instead. I don't know about everyone else, but I would automatically assume that ATM meant a cash machine

Actually I thought it was Asynchronous Transfer Mode.

Any perv worth his weight wouldn't even ask that question.

Amatuers should find another site.

Sorry Snooky, but I would point out that new to the board (and subsequently many of the acronyms) does not necessarily translate into amateur .

Hey V

I'd recommend sticking with ATM as that's the acronym currently used in porn. While you may not be familiar with the term, it's fairly well established in the jizzbiz.

And yes, I do puke money much like an ATM when I've got an ATM gal in my room. I'm so dirty...

E

Alright Epi, I will just have to put in the time to get all the short speak down...bummer eh?

Val

Hey Valterreekian,

Just playin. No offense was intended.

Learned something new today.

FYI - RSRSRRS is Portugueses for HAHAHA in chat

See - ClubHombre.com: South America: Brazil: Advice/Questions/Commentary: Portuguese: Portuguese Expressions - Idiomatic or Otherwise

Back in the sixties, the gay guys in the Phillipines were referred to as "Bennie Boys," not "Billyboys."

Actually I think it was Binny Boys and in Subic they call them both.

Binny might be the word I heard. I was referencing Angeles--never met up with any in Subic Bay, Cubi Point or elsewhere.

WHAT IS CTG? IN Colombia?

CTG is the IATA code for the Cartagena Airport in Colombia.

Many posters often refer to destinations by their IATA code.

Several of us Mongers in Panama came up with the expression "Scooter Muffins". These are non-pros who work as waitresses, secretaries, clerks, etc. who will easily let you "butter there muffin if you toss them a few scooters" (fuck them if you give them a little money".)

What does "FOB" mean? From the context of the following, I take it that it means something like, "Fresh On Board," a "newbie". Please add the defintion to the dictionary. Here is how Blazers uses it, in his AC guide, in the section on "The Girls":

"By Blazers on Saturday, September 24, 2005 - 04:53 pm: Edit

I thought that might be the case but it's not. There is no discharge or discoloration, just plain foul smell from a lack of education in the hygiene department. THis is something that is not rare in AC but quite common. I usually barfine FOB's so many are straight from the provinces and have never had proper education about keeping their pussy clean."

Thanks!

It can mean two things.

Feast on Breasts
-or-
Fresh off the Bus

In Blazers' case, it is the latter.

(Message edited by xenono on December 31, 2005)

FOB

Fresh Off the Bus

You're "newbie" assumption was correct.

FOB = fresh off the bus
JOJ = just off the jet
SBT = still buying ticket

I've always used FOB as Fresh Off the Boat (e.g., a new immigrant or arrival who is clueless in a new country), but Fresh Off the Bus will work.

Very few bargirls take the boat in from the provinces- cept in the Phils I guess.

anyone know what GDP means?

Garota De Programma, or Girl on the program, or a working girl.

It also means Gross Domestic Product, which was the case in Cuba until recently...

garota da programma literally means "date girl" and is the term used by the working girls in Brasil (and everyone else) to describe themselves.

Please add HCMC, Ho Chi Min City, to the Dictionary.

Anyone heard of digy-digy? I heard the term used by an Indian woman in Singapore and a tuk tuk driver in Sri Lanka.

A new one that we just came up with in the Panama section is MAD.

Mutual Assured Destruction. This is when all of the people in your travel group are married or have girlfriends at home.

If you spill the beans on others, you incriminate yourself as well. Thus you are destroyed by telling on one of the others.

Its worked for me for years. Its now my gift to Club Hombre!

Gringo = a (male) foreigner, esp. American (U.S.) or British, in a Spanish-speaking country. A gringa is a female gringo. With thaniks to the New Shorter Oxford English Dictionary.

"La Coahuila" is the Red Light district of Tijuana, and what most Mexicans call the area.

It is roughly bounded by Calle Coahuila on the north (Chicago Club is included, but lies just north of this street);
Avenida Revoluci'on on the East;
Articulos 123 (Calle Primera) (First Street) on the South, one block south of Calle Coahuila;
and Ave. F (pronounced "E-fay") Martinez on the west, three blocks west of Revo - though, most gringos do not go west of Ninos He'roes.

Pronunciation: "kO-ä-'wE-lä, kwä-'wE-lä
Spoken (and the state is described):
http://m-w.com/dictionary/coahuila

Callejo'n Coahuila is a one-lane, one-way street with traffic running from Ave. Constitucio'n to Ave. Ninos He'roes, and is perhaps 200' south of Calle Coahuila. Though often called "The Alley," it is not actually an alley. It is lined with streetgirls (actually, "Sidewalk Senoritas," as they stand on sidewalks that are wide in the Callejon), hotels, bars, small restaurants, a laundry, a tortilla shop, a betting parlor, streetlights, etc.

I suppose the "Coahuila" Steets were named after a Mexican state of that name, south of Texas. From the web site, http://www.elbalero.gob.mx/kids/explora/html/coahuila/index.html is this:
"Some historians think that it means flying snake; others suggest that it means place of many trees; or even the place where the serpents crawl. Although after arriving in the area, the Spaniards named this land New Extremadura, they later called it Coahuila."

Perhaps it was more appropriate than many imagined, that the predecessor to this site, ClubHombre, was Redsnake.com. And I would imagine there will be some wisecracks about what crawls around Callejo'n Coahuila.

Another explanation, less likely I believe, for the street name is some of the Indian tribes who lived in the San Diego - Tijuana area with variations of the name "Coahuila". The San Diego Museum of Man in Balboa Park might be able to get you more info on that.

What is trolling?

Posting something either stupid or insulting just to get a rise out of other posters in hopes of starting a flame war.

TB = Tropical Bar, across the street and to the west of the Adelita Bar, in Tijuana, Mexico.

LC = Las Chavelas Bar, west of the Adelita Bar, Tijuana, Mexico.

Here is a fairly extensive compilation of some of the extraordinary sexual activities that can be performed by men in just about any of the mainstream termas in Rio:

1. Hot Lunch - While receiving head from a woman, you proceed to shit on her chest. (A.k.a. the Cleveland Steamer)

2. The Stranger - Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else.

3. Western Grip- When jerking off, turn your hand around, so that your thumb is facing towards you. It is the same grip that rodeo folks use. Hence, western.

4. The Blumpkin- You need to find a real tramp to do this right. It involves having her sucking you off while you are on the shitter.

5. Donkey Punch - Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the

back of the head. This gives a tremendous sensation, but for it to work correctly, the girl must be knocked out so that her asshole tightens up.

6. Golden Shower - Any form of pissing all over a chick (a.k.a.- watersports)

7. Pearl Necklace - Well known. Whenever you cum on the neck/cleavage area of a girl - it takes on the look of beautiful jewelry.

8. Coyote - This occurs when you wake up in the room of a nasty wombat and you know you've got to give her the slip. However, you realize that your arm is wrapped around her. Therefore you must gnaw off your own arm to get out of the situation. Can be very painful.

9. Purple Mushroom - This occurs when a woman is giving you oral sex and you withdraw your penis in order to poke it back into her cheek. It should leave a lasting impression similar to purple mushroom.

10. The Flying Camel - A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees, you carefully balance yourself without using your arms to prop yourself up. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long, shrieking howl, much like a coyote. Strictly a class move.

11. Fishhook - A variation of the shocker in which you pull back towards the pussy after you stick your finger up her anus.

12. The Ram - Again, you're attacking from behind, when you start ramming her head against the wall in a rhythmic motion. The force of the wall should allow for deeper penetration. Very handy for those lulls in penile sensitivity.

13. Bismarck- This is another one involving oral sex. Right before you are about to cum, you pull out, shooting your load all over her face. Follow that with a punch and smear the blood and cum together.

14. Jelly Dougnut: A derivation of the Bismark. All you have to do is punch her in the nose while you are getting head.

15. The Woody Woodpecker: When a girl is sucking on your balls, tap the head of your cock on her forehead.

16. Dog in a Bathtub - This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.

17. Tossing Salad - Another prison act where one person is forced to basically chow asshole with the help of whatever condiments are available, i.e. Jell-O, olive oil, etc. I'm never going to prison.

18. Rim Job: Another name for tossing salad. Focuses on the use of the tongue.

19. The Bucking Bronco- An all time classic. You start by going doggy style on a girl and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab onto her tits or hips as tightly as possible and call her a big fat no-good worthless slob. More than likely, she will try to escape. This will give you the feeling of riding a bronco as she tries to buck you off.

20. Pink glove - This frequently happens during sex when a girl is not wet enough.
When you pull out to give her money, the inside of her twat sticks to your hog. Thus, the pink glove.

21. The Fountain of You - While sitting on her face and having her eat your ass, jerk off like a madman. Build up as much pressure as possible before releasing, spewing like a venerable geyser all over her face, neck and tits. (Better in her bed).

22. New York Style Taco - Anytime when you are so drunk that when you go down, you boot on her box. Happy trails.

23. The Dirty Sanchez - A time honored event in which while laying the bone doggie style, you insert Your finger into said woman's asshole, pull it out, wipe it across her upper lip leaving a thin, shit moustache. This makes her look like someone whose name would be Dirty Sanchez.

24. The Fish Eye - From behind, you shove your finger in her ass (or his if you are in prison). Thereupon she turns around in a one-eyed winking motion to see what the hell you are doing.

25. Tuna Melt - You're down on a chick lapping away and discover that it just happens to be the time of the month. By no means do you stop though. When the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your face.

26. Fur Ball - You're chomping away at some mighty trollop who has a mane between her legs the size of Lionel Richie's Afro, when a mammoth fur ball gets lodged in your throat and causes you to beat the piss out of her.

27. The ChiliDog - You take a shit on a girl's tits and then proceed to titty fuck her.

28. Gaylord Perry: Going to only one knuckle during an anal probe is for wimps. Make this famous knuckle ball pitcher proud and use multiple knuckles on that virgin corn hole. A minimum of two knuckles required (either on one finger or on multiple).

29. Rear Admiral: An absolute blast. When getting a chic from behind (while both partners standing), make sure you don't let her grab on to anythingwhen she is bent over. Then, drive your hips into her backside so that you end up pushing her forward. The goal is to push her into a wall or table. It's almost as much fun to have her trip on her face on the floor. You become an Admiral when you can push her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips.

30. Glass Bottom Boat: Putting saran wrap over your partners face and proceeding to lay a hot shit there.

31. Ray-Bans: Put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head.

(Picture it: ass on forhead) It may be anatomically impossible,

but it is definitely worth a try.

32. Snowmobile: Always a blast. When getting a girl while she's on all fours, sweep out her arms so she falls on her face.

33. Dutch Oven: Rather simple. Whenever you bust ass while in the sack pull the covers over both of your head so she can enjoy your pork and beans as well.

This lad has wayyy too much time on his hands....er ummm other parts of his anatomy!

Has anybody ever done more that one or two of these manuvers?

Maybe IR just got his "get out of jail free" card or something....?

IR - OUTSTANDING! - Sandman the only person who I have ever met who might have did some or all of things is of course GCL or possibly DonGringo?. - Hemp

GCL a high probability. DG very low odds.

GCL is the first person to introduce me to a screaming eagle; Bwana the first to show me with Tatiana!

DG is still finding his wanker with his rigtht hand when he doesn't have 8 babes on top of him for an hour on his 40th birthday. Can you imagine the guy didn't nut with all that pussy around him. He really fucked up the $$$ pool on that one.

GCL-I doubt there are many things he did not experience in Rio. I am sure the girls miss him sorely.

Hempy on the other hand, if it is blond in Rio, he has probably done her. Not a bad monniker for old farts like us eh buddy?

Ohh...a classic...I am still laughing.

And I must admit I have done a few of those...

Man you missed my favorite.

The Angry Dragon - When a girl is sucking you off and you are about to cum you hold on to her head so she can't pull away. You blow your load in her mouth, and it comes out her nose - with a major scowl on her face and ropes of cum hanging out her nose...she looks like an Angry Dragon!

Crazier ,,,

M.I.L.F.
mothers i like to fuck !!!

also add this. C.I.M.M.

cum in my mouth

hei Irishrover,,
some of your dictionary sex is pure sick.

where the fuck did get some of these??

I hope you never use;
donkey punch, hot lunch, fur ball, snowmobile
and actually almost all are very sick.

you sick puppy !!
probably somebody did you injustice, when
you were young.

mr. Touchpoint,,

so if you call those poor working panamanian girls "scooter muffins",
well what if they call you in return,
W.T.F.A.
white trash from America !!!!!!!!!!

mr. Touchpoint,,

so if you call those poor working panamanian girls "scooter muffins",
well what if they call you in return,
W.T.F.A.
white trash from America !!!!!!!!!!

Happy Monger needs to invent a time machine so he can go back and respond to some of these posts when they were relevant and fresh, rather than responding to them years later. What a REtard!.

I think "The Happy MONGER" has some other handles that were banned on another message board. [cough cough]. Eh Milky?!

Safado - cf. "Safado, Cachorro, Sem-Vergonha", a song by the Bahian axé group Babado Novo.

Beija-flor - Brazil: a man who wants to pollinate a variety of women, rather than settling down with one. (Literally "flower-kisser" or "hummingbird" because he flits from "flower" to "flower".)

(Message edited by Rakusan on March 28, 2007)

Pica-flor (Paraguay/Southern Cone): a man who wants to pollinate a variety of women, rather than settling down with one. (Literally "flower-pecker" or "hummingbird" because he flits from "flower" to "flower".)

(Message edited by Rakusan on March 28, 2007)

Your location of EDSA in the dictionary in the greater Manila area is incorrect. It is nowhere near Quezon City which is a 45 - 60 minute taxi ride away. EDSA is in Pasay City, a southern suburb of Manila, conveniently near the airport. Just google the Heritage Hotel or Copacabana Apartment Hotel. They are directly across the street

Cheers

MILF

cedula
Milena did me every which way but loose. I wish I had my camera with me, because she was so hot. It would have been nice to show her here. She is another one with no cedula so I could not take her back to my hotel. She claimed her cedula was at home, but when I called her the next day she said she could not find it. Sadly I never did her again.
Radioman, about Medellin SGs


(Message edited by avisar on November 05, 2009)

PFM = pure fucking magic

RTFQ = read the fucking question

WAG = wild ass guess

SWAG = scientific wild ass guess

FLUF = fat little ugly fucker

(Message edited by copperfieldkid on November 06, 2009)

LBF's = little brown fucking machines

what does CvSx mean?

Could it be covered sex?