Deadline to vote is midnight tomorrow (Friday) so get your votes in now for Best Tijuana report, winner to be announced Saturday.

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Congratulations to Ben, he was the winner of the Tijuana Report competition with "One Sick Bastard".

As a reminder there is a $30 award for the winner of the Fiesta write-up competition. If any of you have interesting stories from Saturday night, let us know so Milkman will have some competition. Deadline will be 9/8/03 to enter (a week from today). Please confirm your entry via email to support@clubhombre.com or the Support Form.

Congratulations, Ben...

...from one sick puppy.

Is this proof that you can have your pie and eat it too?

I would guess this is more a "Life Time Achievement Award" a la John Wayne, than a reward for best report.

I was going to offer a bribe by saying, "a vote for me was a vote for one more bucket of beer at the Fiesta", but figured all the Democrats would get pissed off.

Anyway, thanks for the votes, as I also voted for my self.

The only reason I voted for myself was just in case we were going to run into a problem like in Florida, where the Democrats on this board had a hard time understanding how to mark a ballot.

I would like to thank my agent (Milkman), my director (William, more on that later) and my family. Although I probably could have achieved this award without any help from anybody.

Ben, I voted for you since I figured you would not raise taxes to pay for all that beer and chips.

Many thanks for putting your money where it really counts at the Fiesta. The beer and chips probably only cost $30 (your prize money) right?

But why didn't you raffle Barely Legal Pie as advertised? Was that just another political campaign promise for votes by one sick Republican.

I wouldn't be surprised that Maximus743, DickJohnson, Silver, Grooveze, Captain and Alee43 are pushing for a recall.

I've never been to Unicornio so I don't know whether that story is true or just a figment of your imagination.

Congratulations

NayaritwhowillvoteforanyoneifbenefitsNayarit

Ben, it will be interesting to see if the director cut will have any additional information accidentally left out from your faint of heart. By the way , have your heart rate return back to normal by now???

ti STILL CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FORCED ME TO HAVE SEX WITH SUSANNA IN A THREESOME!

No, my heart is still racing just thinking about her sucking my dick while you are fucking her. I have never seen a TJ whore who got so hot.

I don't know why I waited 60 years to have my first threesome, as it was unfucking believeable.

REPORT TO CUM LATER

REPORT TO CUM LATER!!!!!

I SAID LATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats the recovery time.....LOL

Congrats Ben...

sandman

Ben, I think you miss understood, it was Susanna that forced us to do a threesome with her!!! I think she was so turned on and HOT (especially in the shower) when she saw two old guys like ourself sitting by ourself and felt sorry for us. She felt she had to perform her magic on us so we could leave TJ with a smile on our face. Report to cum later as Ben stated!!!

A lot of threesomes that day. Damn Milkman is evil! Was that your first threesome ever Ben or first 3some with two dudes?

I've had 3somes, foursomes, fivesomes but I'm the only male. I heard someone on this board is going to have a ninesome soon but that is classified.

Ben is wise and modest to consider this a lifetime achievement awards. Congrats!

Otherwise, I demand a recount lol!
I'll post a Fiesta report soon.

-DJ

I have done threesomes with two women, but never with another guy.

I just couldn't believe how hot she was when she was sucking and fucking at the same time.

Hell, she should have paid us.

Maybe Milky should have paid you Ben. Just kidding

Oh, yeah... I heard about that ninesome... Some Brazil-bound sick bastard, if we are talking about the same person.

Deadline for the Fiesta writeup is Monday, September 9th at midnight. So far I have Milkman and Ben as contenders plus at least a couple more that are still working on their reports.