Here's a dumb question from a often broke, usually horny, but always hustling monger. What would be the legal hurdles and implications of a US-Mexico strip club tour bus? I know prostitution in Mexico, is in a somewhat gray area depending on the territory and at least a misdemeanor in the US border states. What would happen if in a few locations in Tucson, Arizona I threw up an advertisement which said "visit the finest pole dancing establishments in Sonora." For $85 or whatever, you get a trip down, door fee, and a return trip from a couple of strip clubs right over the border. Although (hopefully) passengers would be having as much full-service entertainment as their time and wallets would allow, I personally would arrange none of it.

I'm sure both countries would want to tax me and I would probably have to eventually tip (bribe) a few folk on the southern side, it seems like a plausible program. What am I missing? I can't be the first person to think of this….

BD