Hey all, new member here(lol that "sounds" bad)!


I am in the midst of planning my first major trip, and was hoping to get some advice.

Such as where to go for a first timer traveling for a good time(sex and partying lol). I am not rich but not poor either. Was thinking Thailand, Philippines, Colombia, or some where else in asia or Sout america. I am not new to international travel but have not traveled abroad in prolly 15 years so i am prolly a rookie now as the world has changed so much in the last 15 years. I have a few specific questions ill ask now, and i am sure if i am able to get responses ill be adding more questions lol.

1. Which is the cheapest and best method to book flights to my destination(Asia or South America) out of Chicago/Milwaukee area?

2.Which destinations provide the easiest first time expierence in regards to sex and overall good times?

3. Which destinations will be the cheapest to afford, because like i said i am not rich and would like to be able to travel more often


Anyway sorry for the vagueness of my post, but i am a newbie


Thanks for any responses and i will prolly post more questions to annoy people soon

Welcome to the site.
1. You have to shop around on the net Kayak is a good place to start also try travel advisor for hotels.

2. There are only (IMHO) two choices - Thailand or Rio. Thailand is cheaper as has more to offer in terms of touring and shopping it is also safe, hit Nana in BKK or Walking Street in Pattaya and you don't have to be an expert to get laid at reasonable rates. But the best girls are in Rio, expensive, crime ridden not much to do Rio, all that and more pales into insignificance the first time you hit a Therma.

3. If cash is king then head to Thailand and if you are into great temples and ruins as well as some great inexpensive fun try Cambodia Siem Reap, I love that place. Travel light SEA is a great place to shop. You could pay for the trip on what you save on tailored suits and rip off Nike shirts.

Most important take the time to read the trip reports, they will teach you most of what you have to know, allow you to hit the ground running and avoid some costly mistakes, were ever you choose to travel.

Happy trails

Torque,

most of the responses will probably suggest [my favorite] Rio.........
There has been a wealth of information posted/written on Rio, along with several other Brasilian destinations. Bwana Dik's guide will pretty much walk you thru it. There are alot of guys on this board that not only live there, but offer services to help/show you around.

comes down to your preferences... do you prefer fat in the can (brazil) or nubile orientals? Whilst the stereotypes are largely that, the body types, cultures, and scene do differ by several orders of magnitude.

I think what DM was trying to say was do you prefer flat-ass Asian girls whose asses look like men's, or alternatively girls with some shape?

Seriously though, although there are quite a few Brasileiras who have asses larger than some of us like (and these are probably over-represented in the photos posted on this site), there are quite a few with normal or even spinner sized asses.

I would agree for a first trip, Rio or Thailand probably would be the most user friendly, with Thailand having the edge as to price, safety, and interesting tourist things to do, and Rio having the edge for girls' performance in bed.

For a second or third trip, there are a lot of other destinations worth considering as well.

I think that statement about fat assed garotas is incorrect! Sure, there are some with big butts, but there are a lot of spinners, etc and nice ones there. I for one would never be with a girl over a size 5(US) usually smaller, and I don't have any trouble finding nice smalll assed garotas in Brazil/Rio.
DM, you must be hanging out too much with Jag. Now talk about some maximum denseity! If I can't fit both the "cheeks" in my hands, deals off. Hell, OJ worried about a friggin glove, well, if the ass don't fit(both hands) you don't get sh*t (from me)

CFK

Actually the Philippines should be considered too for a first trip. While the conversation ain't too high brow, you will be able to communicate well with most girls. Also, in a place like AC the scene is pretty much self contained, quite large, in your face, and about as easy as following out a boat and hitting water.

Mongerx makes great points on the Angeles City, Philippines. Biggest one is being able to hold some sort of conversation with the girls. They may not be the hottess group on the planet, but are good natured girls. Cheapness is good in that a mistake costs you maybe a couple $4 lady drinks and a $30 barfine with quick and easy replacements.

If you're looking to conserve funds, Rio is probably not the best choice these days. While it is possible to do Rio w/o spending a fortune, that would be very tough for a first-timer.

1. www.kayak.com

2. Rio or Pattaya. Rio is a better first time destination if only for the Therma experience. Rio is also a fabulous destination in and of itself.

3. Pattaya is half the price of Rio but if you're not a big fan of the Asian look, you may not enjoy it quite as much.

Wishing I could be in either location right now.

Thanks alot for all the responses!

What exactly is a "Therma"? lol

Torque,

it's terma, and that's a place that good mongers go to when they die, but ONLY with good faith, goodwill, and a peace offering (lots of reals)

Sorry CFK
Good guys go to heaven, the rest of us are heading to Pattaya and I have the t shirt to prove it!

Isawal,

if you sent a postcard from everywhere you go you would be broke! I can't keep up with your trips anymore......I bet ever frequent flier program shudders to have you join their ranks. You are the reason airfares are increasing.

PS: I am still hoping to meet up in May[Lima]

The Terma is the leading candidate for the Nobel Prize (inventor) and "franchise of the year" concept.

I've mongered on every continent but Antartica over the years and my general perspective would be as follows...

1) Is this a true "sex trip"...if so then you have a couple of options. SEA is basically the all you can eat buffet...but its buffet level quality.

2) South America offers more but at higher choices with Rio being the "upscale buffet" with the Terma being a clear contender for the top of the "things I must experience at least once" list. Anyone who's ever been to Rio has at least one story for a lifetime.

3) You'll see alot of commentary on other places in Brazil with SP actually being potentially better for a seasoned monger and places like Belo Horizonte and PA offering excellent alternatives.

4) For a "mixed" vacation Buenos Aires and Lima offer great combinations of moderns cities with quality play...

My personal thoughts would be to focus on South America 1st and primarily on Rio as a 1st plunge. You'll pay a bit more but you'll get alot more on a 1st trip. My 1st few trips (I started in 95) I had no clue what a Terma even was (I was running contractors all over) but had fun in SP, Curritiba, recife etc. Then they moved "ground zero" to the Rio Sul and I stumbled on MC right as it was opening...which led to all the rest.

If you speak spanish and are looking for a couple of "encounters" a day and a more cosmepoliton (sp?) enviornment I'd also consider Lima (an easier 1st time scene then BA IMO)...

Regardless you'll have fun...

BTW this wouldnt be the "torque" from AH would it??

CFK
You seem to get around a bit to. I try and get in three to four trips a year 2-3 weeks each. I know it’s a self-discipline issue but I can’t choose between SA and SEA so I do both.

My trips to Cape Town are becoming more and more like little “P4P outings then business “trips, but local travel doesn’t count, does it?

I have to say that if some Brazilian girls moved to Cape Town I would probable never leave ZA.