Before making my move to Colombia Im trying to spend as much time as possible with my family. My eldest brother is a family memeber I don't see as often as I'd like as he lives in Oslo Norway so... I just finished booking my flight to go and spend Christmas with my Brother and my 4 little nephewsand leave the 14th! So although as excited as I am, Im worried about the potential lack of P4P talent that is there. So once again Im reaching out to the community in hopes of hearing some good news that my sexcapades wont be limited to internet porn and a bottle of Jergens..

Please..can anyone give me some insight on any type of professional scene over there? Any help would be greatly appreciated!!

JMH

fortunately, Oslo is not too far from Amsterdam or Germany.

Interesting point..but there's gotta be sex for sale there..there has to be..

I did just find a RT ticket to Amsterdam for $230 so push comes to shove... I wonder what a train ride would cost?

Except for the novelty value of seeing the "windows" in the red light district, I'm not sure Amsterdam would be a good choice (although there also are "coffee shops" if you like hash or marijuana.

FKKs in Germany are IMHO much more interesting, and even the non-FKK clubs may be worth a visit. Dusseldorf or preferably Frankfurt would be worth a visit. However, most of the places of interest are not in the cities (as best as I could determine) and you would likely need to rent a car with a GPS to find the places. Might be a bit challenging though in the winter driving around those areas of Germany.

Can't comment on Norway - never been there, but here is some info from another site....it looks pretty grim (Title is: Illegal to buy sex in Norway from 01.01.09":

http://www.worldsexguide.com/forum/showthread.php?p=545176#post545176

http://www.aftenbladet.no/english/966807/Forbidden_to_buy_sex_–_but_what_now.html

Now I am not naive enough that there is not some pay for play available, but it seems buying that ticket to visit the FKK's in Germany might be worth the money.

The FKK's are awesome....

Hmmm interesting.. I'm not familiar with FKK's Ive never really mongered in Europe so yeah that would be quite the adventure..Any other details you guys can lend would be great!

LM Yeah I did my own little google research and pretty much found the same stuff...a dead end. I've been there once a few years back but was with a gf so wasn't really on the hunt. Plus I think becuz of the socialist economy I would think that a lot of girls would be less likely to be forced into the "biz" that is to say not every girl in the biz is forced but I think you know what I mean..

Anyway anything else you guys can throw at me would be greatly appreciated!

Thanks J666

I visited Norway for about 6 days in Summer 1977 and absolutely loved the country. However, I was young, fit and on a bicycle tour, thus pay for play was not necessary.

The problem with Norway is that the government provides such a large social safety net that very few of those gorgeous scandanavian blondes are desperate enough to join the worlds oldest profession. Taxi drivers might know otherwise, but I suspect that what you will find is a few foreign guest workers trying to supplement their income.

To make your trip more interesting you may want to fly to Copenhagen (fascinating city) then take bus down to Hamburg Germany. A BING search for "fkk hamburg" reveals many options. Also visit www.fkk24.org

If Hamburg is anything like Frankfurt, you should be able to find a showclub and brothel zone near the primary train station.

I will be very interested in your report because I certainly want to visit that part of the world again, but have been putting it off until I have a suitable travel companion.

(Message edited by Hot4ass2 on December 07, 2010)

Search on FKK here or go to the trip reports for Germany and you'll see several. I think most are 3-4 years old but they should still work.

I had a great time, however the sex is about what you would expect for high volume girls. None of the Rio type sessions. However the shear joy of banging first world (although many are from East Europe) girls is worth as well as the incredible venue.

Copenhagen and Sweden have P4P scenes, don't know the cost and quality though.

Norway?? Are you kidding me? It's one of the most expensive places on the planet - a Hard Rock burger can cost $50.

Wnose..Perfectly serious..Any tips besides Hard Rock Burgers?

Norway was damned expensive way back in 1977, but US$50 for a hard rock burger today still sounds insane.

I was burning about 6000 calories daily during my bicycle tour, so I got food at supermarket and cooked at campground. I suppose you could economize by avoiding restaurants.

I really like the PayScale web site for understanding what kind of income the locals have at my travel destination.

http://www.payscale.com/research/NO/Country=Norway/Hourly_Rate/by_City

Median HOURLY Wage in OSLO NORWAY is US$27.52 versus US$20.19 for New York City versus US$3.56 for Manila. However, Hard Rock Cafe preys on foreign tourists and top 20% locals.

The STAVANGER NORWAY median hourly wage of $47.19 is presumably biased by the north sea oil industry.

I know that the Norwegian tax rate is very high despite the goverment realizing substantial income from being the worlds third largest exporter of crude oil.

Does anybody know a CREDIBLE web site that reveals disposible income and relative buying power by locality? It would be even more informative to see income by percentile.

H4a, I don't know of such website but I will ask my brother when I arrive there in Oslo on Tuesday. As for $ Im not too concerned about that. My brother works for a faction of Google in Oslo and is more than well compensated to put it mildly.. He says that taxes are about 20+% of income rediculously high but rediculously taken care of

Thats cool that you were on a tour there? Any competition? Any medals? Rewards?

And as happy as I am to take a stroll down memory lane with all of you ..Id rather take a stoll down hooker lane in Norway and get laid! ;)
lol..just messin with ya H4a..curious about your tour though..

If my research serves me right. Norway has made the purchase of sex illegal but not the selling of it..So the Men are prosecuted far greater than the Women...an $1800 fine and 6 months in jail, with 37 prosecuted since the law passed about a year ago..Rediculous..!

So now the sex trade in Norway has been forced indoors and underground with the bulk of it being solicited on websites and in local press..
So now all I need is the locations of the brothels which I think will just have to wait until I can interview a few taxi drivers..

Did your brother marry a Norwegian girl or was he just extremely lucky to get work permit?

I thought Norwegian taxes were closer to 45%, but taxes on North Sea Oil may be paying for the social safety net. I believe that revenue developed since my visit. Perhaps it is oil poor Sweden that has the notoriously outrageous tax rates.

My 1977 bicycle tour was not a race, it was a seven nation self sufficient ride with full camping gear strapped onto the bicycle. Great exercise and fun to hook up with a few girls along the way.

I will anxiously await your post trip report when you either become this boards new expert on Norway or a guest of their prison system for six months. I wish you the best of luck and happy travels.

BTW: beware of those SEX-BY-SURPRISE laws if you get over to Sweden.

My Brother Married a Norwegian. Its funny because he served his mission (my family's Mormon) in Oslo and in a town called Hell (Stjørdal) for 2 years. Upon returning he finished his undergrad at BYU where he met his futue wife in a Norwegian class where he learned that she was from the very town he had served but had never met..Small world..kinda funny..

Your tour sounds pretty fuckin amazing dude! Wow...

Well I'll try to bring back as much intel as I can and will try to spend as much time, and $ (within reason) to hopefully bring back some diversity to the board..

--Not familiar with the Sweeden SBS laws have to google that I guess..
J666

SEX-BY-SURPISE is essentially that trumped up Swedish warrant being used to hold the wiki leaks guy for extradition until the USA can figure out how to sneak him off to Guantanamo Bay.